#vampire romcom au

[bakuraes]

more vampire romcom au backstory. Ryou can look at a bowl of rice and tell you exactly how many grains of rice are in it. every time. also has other very very obvious vampire symptoms. eats bloody rare meat. chicken sashimi. suspiciously at the blood bank often. needs to be invited everywhere. allergic to every piece of silverware and garlic. sometimes nips bakura’s lips with his weirdly sharp teeth and kisses him when he’s bleeding (accidently). always wears ridiculous amounts of sunscreen when going out. skeeved by running water and insists on drinking bottled water instead of anything from a running tap. etc etc etc

and Bakura is utterly oblivious to him being a vampire. for three years. three whole utter years. it makes all the times he brushed Ryou’s quirks off as whatever even funnier in retrospect because like. he was so insistent to Malik that Ryou was just a guy who did shit and he should back off of him. absolutely on the defensive for him. and then it turns out he’s like. undead. he’s quirky because he’s undead

don’t remember where I meant to go with this description but yeah. the calm before the ridiculous “Ryou starts interpreting everything Bakura does for him as an unspoken murder attempt” and “Bakura is oblivious, again, to the fact that Ryou thinks all of Bakura’s ‘hey you can trust me really you can trust me got anything to tell me???’ things are genuine murder attempts” storm!

[justapalspal]

PAL!!! How have you been?

What are some current Ryou thoughts that you have?

VANIIII!! I have been good!! How the heck have you been my friend 😂 <33

I am having,,, so many Ryou thoughts that have to do with my aus right now. Specifically my tendies vampire romcom au. It is so self indulgent you don't even know. I'm working on configuring Ryou's backstory for that au and it is juicy how he became a vampire. His pops wanted to give him immortality because he didn't want him to die like his mom and Amane did so he like hunted down a vampire to try and get both of them turned but the first thing Ryou does upon becoming a vampire is almost bleed his still human pops dry because he doesn't know how to control the bloodlust and like

I promise, there IS romcom in this au FHDSJHJDL Ryou just needs to get through his tragic backstory first

Ryou in every universe has tragic backstory. That is the gist of my current Ryou thoughts FHDSLJKFHDS

[raylawrites]

Rose Tinted Cheeks ~SJY~ (part one)

Hi guysss! So sorry for the hiatus! I’ve been working on this story and I’ve finally finished it! It’s just a small Halloween themed romcom-drabble that I cooked up for almost entirely self-indulgent purposes. Becuase of that fact I apologize if it’s hot garbage, but I’d be so so honored if you gave it a read!

Summary:

It didn’t come as a surprise that Jake showered at Heeseung’s, at least not anymore. All of the boys did, save for Sunoo, who complained about the lack of actual shampoo and conditioner. I agree with him. 2-in-1 is an abomination.

Heeseung opens his mouth to speak again, but as if on cue, a tall form saunters its way out of the bathroom, steam billowing out into the cooler air of the spacious living room.

It is in fact Jake.

And he is so shirtless.

(Or: to appease her pestering roommate, Virginia St. August makes arguably the worst decision of her life: Fake-dating “academic ace” Jake Sim.)

Read on Wattpad here https://www.wattpad.com/1491781867-rose-tinted-cheeks-a-not-so-bright-idea/page/2

Read on Ao3 Here https://archiveofourown.org/works/60243556/chapters/153731191

Word count: 10.4k

CW: none except for egregious crack/silliness

(The other two parts will be posted soon!)

[count-von-kit]

Espresso-ly For You

Title: Espresso-ly For You Genre: Fiction Series: A standalone title of original fiction. 18+.

Parts 2/3 A special birthday piece I wrote for my partner back in 2020 of our sonas. [Likes and reblogs appreciated. ;; Thank you.] Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58978744/chapters/150350203

Artwork by my partner: @pookieesukiro

[ming-chan]

𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖𝕖𝕥 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟 ~anime 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓉𝓈~ - 🐦 🎀 𝒱𝒶𝒸𝒶𝓉𝒾❀𝓃𝓈 🎀 🐦 (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1470760378-%F0%9D%95%A8%F0%9D%95%96-%F0%9D%95%A8%F0%9D%95%9A%F0%9D%95%9D%F0%9D%95%9D-%F0%9D%95%9E%F0%9D%95%96%F0%9D%95%96%F0%9D%95%A5-%F0%9D%95%92%F0%9D%95%98%F0%9D%95%92%F0%9D%95%9A%F0%9D%95%9F-%7Eanime-%F0%9D%91%9C%F0%9D%93%83%F0%9D%91%92-%F0%9D%93%88%F0%9D%92%BD%F0%9D%91%9C%F0%9D%93%89%F0%9D%93%88%7E-%F0%9F%90%A6-%F0%9F%8E%80-%F0%9D%92%B1%F0%9D%92%B6%F0%9D%92%B8%F0%9D%92%B6%F0%9D%93%89%F0%9D%92%BE%E2%9D%80%F0%9D%93%83%F0%9D%93%88?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Hatsuki_no_sora The small Adventures of the life in one piece ___ 𝕾𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖛𝖔𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘, 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖘. 𝖋𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖓𝖉

[bvidzsoo]

Masterlist

↳ MS stands for Mini-series; S for Series; 18+ for anything that contains mature themes; F for Fluff; A for Angst; you’ll find warnings at the start of each one-shot

☆ Drive to survive ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Formula One Racer AU; Red Bull driver AU ☆ You belong to me ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; mobster AU; Joker/Harley vibes ☆ I know you want me ↳ [F; A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; enemies AU; police reader AU

☆ Lust we both share ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; vampire AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Your desire ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; sugar daddy AU; university AU ☆ Take me to Paris... ↳ [F; A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; single mother AU ☆ Obliviate Me ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; Harry Potter AU; lovers to enemies AU; tragic love AU ☆ Sugar on my lips ↳ [F, suggestive]: non-idol AU; university AU; sports AU; 90's romcom; enemies to lovers AU

☆ Who am I? ↭ Part 2 ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; university AU; bad boy AU; gang AU ☆ From people you know, to people you don't ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; lovers to exes to aqcuittances AU ☆ bf!Yunho instagram stories ↳ [F]; smau; idol AU; boyfriend AU ☆ Above the world ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Spiderman AU, strangers to lovers AU, highschool AU ☆ Under the pretense ↳ [F, suggestive]: non-idol AU; university AU; sports AU; 90's romcom; enemies to lovers AU ☆ How beautiful you are ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; Jane Austen AU; 1770 AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Thousand Miles, just to get you back ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; rivals to lovers!au ☆ Take your breath away ↳ [A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; Academy AU; werewolf AU; mates AU; unrequited love-ish AU

☆ Take Control ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; reader is a gang member

☆ Your worst mistake... ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; stylist San AU & victor reader AU; forbidden love AU

☆ Grease and Oil ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; car mechanic AU; mutual pining AU ☆ Love Me Like A Rockstar ↳ [S;A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; enemies to lovers AU; university AU; rockstar AU; he fell first, but she fell harder AU ☆ Forget-me-not ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; illegal racing AU; enemies to lovers AU ☆ Love you, forever ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; boyfriend AU; university AU ☆ Preying on you tonight ↳ [A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; Academy AU; werewolf AU; vampire AU; enemies to lovers AU; mates AU ☆ bf!Mingi instagram stories ↳ [F]; smau; non-idol AU; boyfriend AU ☆ Cold Red Iron ↳ [18+, humour]; non-idol AU; Iron Man AU; workplace AU; enemies to something more AU ☆ Haunted me, haunting you ↳ [A;F]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU; victor AU; acquittances since childhood to lovers AU

☆ Daemonium ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; demon AU; crack AU; dormmate AU; university AU ☆ I'll go animal to keep you next to me ↳ [A]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; stalker AU; university AU; strangers to enemies AU

☆ Shameless ↳ [18+]; non-idol AU; mafia AU; marriage of convenience AU; established relationship AU

☆ Black Ocean ↳ [S; A; F; 18+]; non-idol AU; pirate AU; siren AU ☆ bf!ateez drunk texting you while they're out with the boys ↳ [F, suggestive]; non-idol AU; smau; boyfriend AU ☆ best friend!ateez texting you about tomorrow's exam they have forgotten about ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; smau; best friend AU ☆ drunk texting bff!Ateez and accidentally confessing you're into them ↳ [nsfw]; non-idol AU, smau, best friends to lovers AU ☆ accidentally texting fwb!ateez about the hook-up ↳ [nsfw]; non-idol AU, smau, friends with benefits AU ☆ texting fiancé!ateez about their Coachella performance as you weren't able to attend it ↳ [F]; idol AU, smau, fiancé AU, Coachella AU lol ☆ Beyond the Obscure ↳ [S;A;F;18+]; non-idol AU; royal AU; assassin AU; fae AU; fantasy AU ☆ Cosmically divine ↳ [S;18+;A;F]; non-idol AU; Greek mythology AU ☆ ATEEZ as dads ↳ [F]; non-idol AU; parents AU, scenarios AU ☆ The Games ↳ [A;F;S]; non-idol AU; Hunger Games AU

☆ Devil!Hongjoong ☆ Vampire!Seonghwa ► Slow it down →  Park Seonghwa ► Summer Lovin' → Jung Wooyoung ► Does he know? → Choi San ► Love made me crazy → Choi Jongho ► Sweeter than honey → Jeong Yunho ► Stern, but sweet → Choi San ► Cherry Blossoms → Song Mingi ☆ Boyfriend!Wooyoung → Jung Wooyoung

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[sunshinemarauder]

Announcing... JILY WEEK 2024!

For the past two years, the lovely @thegobletofweasleys ran Jily Week. This year, she decided to step back from hosting it and passed it on to Kelsey ( @kay-elle-cee ) and me, who are so excited to share the Jily love with all of you! Jot it down on your calendar for August 19th to 25th!

To participate, post a creative work corresponding to the daily prompt - fanfiction, fanart, playlists, metas, moodboards, etcetera - anything goes! You can participate in as few or as many days as possible, but we challenge everyone to try and create something for every prompt, even if it's only a hundred-word drabble or a 5-minute sketch! Don't stress about meeting the exact prompt or the deadline - the most important thing is to have fun with it!

Remember to tag your works with #jily week 2024, mention @sunshinemarauder and @kay-elle-cee, and add any fic you write to the Jily Week 2024 AO3 Collection.

PROMPTS:

19th of August - Love is in the Hair

Featuring those iconic "wow"/"oh" moments: Lily getting distracted by that classic hand-through-hair moment from James, and James stunned speechless by Lily's ethereal redheaded beauty.

20th of August - Partners in Crime

Partners in Potions class, Aurors out on a case, fighting side-by-side in the Order, engaging in some espionage — these two do it all!

21st of August - In Vino Veritas

Those moments of suspicious-liquid-induced confessions, be they from Veritaserum, Felix Felicis, Amortentia, or a heavy pour of firewhiskey.

22nd of August - Flip the Script

Gender swap, blood status swap, talent swap, personality swap — take a characteristic from one and give it to the other!

23rd of August - Matchmaker, Matchmaker

These two are stubborn, and we all know it. Sometimes all it takes is a little bit of a... push, whether from meddling Marauders or matchmaking mamas.

24th of August - Inspired By...

Write the AU of your dreams! Set as a romcom, inspired by mythology, or staged in medieval times — we welcome it all. Jily in university; as celebrities, cowboys, or vampires; transported into Game of Thrones, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, or your favorite story — any AU you can think of, write it! Special shoutout to @maluceh for inspiring this prompt!

25th of August - Continuation Station

That sequel idea that's nagging you? That missing moment from canon or your fic that you're dying to revisit? The prequel to give some fun context to that one-shot? This is your sign to write it!

———

Feel free to message us or drop an ask in our inbox if you have any questions!

Let the games begin...

[gayferrari]

the real question is... do you have pierreesteban fic recs 🥺

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue Light by Pocket_Girl. Set in between the 2023 and the 2024 seasons, lovely.

break me shake me devastate me by @foggieststars. THE ONE WHERE THEY FUCK NASTY.

Chasing Time All Over Again by IICarpeDiemII. "Wake up in the future" AU.

did you miss me? by venerat. OFFICE ROMCOM AU

hallelujah, petrol blues. Pierresteban teammate fic written before they actually became teammates :)

my thumb's on your teeth by @geluksalig. The one where they dream about parallel lives

not quite twilight by @inlap. Vampire Esteban!!

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by @lafaerie. Esteban and Pierre did a magic spell together when they were little. The spell is flaring up again now that they're teammates. [I love all of this author P/E fics! Here's another fave]

you whom I cannot betray by @tetrapod7. Pierre and Esteban through the years

[cellsshapedlikestars]

I'm obsessed with people doing Jonsa romcom AUs but giving Jon the role of the female protagonist. Like your post about the Jonsa princess diaries AU where Jon is Mia. Now i'm imagining like a Jonsa Twilight AU where Jon is Bella. Loner depressed newbie falling in love with the gorgeous but distant redhead. The Starks being weirdo vampires who just go to high school all the time. The Targs being the weirdo Italian vampires who want to steal the gifted ones. Jon's special power being >>unreadable<<. Single parent chief of police Lyanna Snow. I guess the werewolves would be... the wildlings? Or maybe the Starks are the wolves and Jonella chooses them over the vampires lmaoooo sorry I got too excited about this, I was going to give more examples of other rom coms. I love how you can kind of insert that ship into any piece of media and it still works

look what you made me do anon

[squirrellypoo]

Currently, what are some of your favorite iwtv fics? I’m pretty caught up on a lot of mine and need some recs

Sure! I’ll try to categorise and keep most to recent/currently updating ones just to narrow down my list. These are in no particular order! (And I am terrible at connecting AO3 and tumblr usernames so forgive me if I’m an idiot and missed some)

Vampire ones (mostly Loustat)

“Love like an ache in the jaw” Post-Dubai interview Louis POV where Lestat awakes and comes back to him, with all the pain, turmoil, and love that entails.

“Assignment” Modern AU with an anxious and stressed Louis requesting professional services to lose his virginity. Alternating POV between Louis and Lestat. (ongoing) by @riley-beautrelle

“In the White Room (L’homme Lestat)” Modern vampire story where Lestat is kidnapped by a mysterious organisation and forced to become their assassin while Loumand try to help/rescue him with help from Villanelle (ongoing) by @angstosaur

“Get him back” Romcom with show!vampire Loustat kinda in that weird post-QOTD/TOTBT stage where they’re friends but not together but still inseparable. And there’s Mojo! (Series ongoing)

“Making It Work” Modern show-based Loustat are alternating POV diary entries as they try to forge new ties with Louis’s family’s descendants… (ongoing)

“Half Past Dead” Modern post-Dubai interview with Daniel interviewing (& fucking) a down & out addict vampire Lestat in New Orleans

“The Vampire Detective Agency and the case of the Mozart Murderer” Modern alternate-canon thriller with Loustat solving a murder together in NOLA (ongoing) by @angstosaur

“A favor” PL-era Louis arranges the perfect birthday celebration for Lestat - a massacre at a mobster’s decadent party by @riley-beautrelle

“Epitaph” Each daily chapter is day in the life of Daniel Molloy in Sept 1973 as his life is changed forever when he meets a man who claims to be a vampire… (ongoing, daily updates in March)

Not-quite-human AUs (just trust me)

“Come (Back) to Me” Modern painter Louis is drawn to a painting an an old chateau and time travels back to the 18th century to meet the young marquis in the portrait… by @suikamelon6

“None of them your true nature” modern AU where casino boss Louis starts an affair with the owner Lestat, despite his troubled marriage to Antoinette…

Human AU

“Did you get enough love, my little dove?” Modern human AU with single dad Lestat raising Claudia after her mother Alicia died, and anxiety-ridden Louis finds a loving home at theirs while lusting after Lestat (ongoing)

“Against All Odds” modern human AU with French exchange teen Loustat in first love then complications with Nicki at uni (ongoing) by @moderndaylestat

“I hate you but I love you more” Human AU with teacher Louis and rockstar Lestat, divorced 11 years but crashing back into each others’ lives when they’re locked in a house together. Meanwhile, Armand comes to terms with the demons of his past while he navigates his relationship with Daniel. (ongoing, nearly completed)

“Memory is a monster” Modern human AU with rockstar Lestat losing his memory after a head injury and Louis, Armand, and Daniel vying to heal/have him (ongoing) by @angstosaur

“Bubble Wrap” Modern human AU with actor uni student Louis falling for clumsy writing student Lestat as he deals with his abusive upbringing and they navigate growing up and starting their careers… (ongoing)

“Like You Mean It” Romcom modern human AU with Loustat fake dating their way through 6 weddings and denying their attraction (ongoing)

[bakuraes]

tfw you find your bf’s search history (and you’re a vampire)

the main meat and potatoes premise of the tendershipping vampire romcom au: human Bakura discovers Ryou’s a vampire and doesn’t know how to tell him he knows he is one. thought Ryou trusted him enough to tell him big things, feels weird Ryou didn’t tell him, etc etc etc. Ryou, meanwhile, accidentally finds Bakura’s search history breakdown about vampires being real and thinks Bakura’s trying to kill him

romcom shenanigans ensue

[justapalspal]

torn between drawing more haunted doll amane au tomorrow or whipping up stuff for my vampire romcom au

[officialrhysandweek]

Rhysand Week 2024 Masterlist

Thanks to everyone who contributed to our annual Rhysand week! We loved seeing everyones posts and interpretations of the Most Delightful High Lord.

For writers, please feel free to add your submissions to the 2024 AO3 Collection

Day 1: Adolescence

Birthday by @littlest-w01f

Family Portrait by @copypastus

Good Older Brother by @thrumugnyr

Trials and Tribulations by @readychilledwine

Day 2: Carynthian

Alive by @littlest-w01f

Carynthian Warrior by @cauldronblssd @panicatthenightcourt and @moonpatroclus

A Night to Celebrate by @readychilledwine

Day 3: Loved Ones

Snow by @littlest-w01f

What Does it Mean to Love and be Loved? by @dusk-muse

Taken Away from Him by @colorlesschristmastree

You Up? pt. 2 by @praetorqueenreyna

Before the Sun Rose by @thelov3lybookworm

GO FOR IT, RHYSAND! by @copypastus

What Once Was Lost by @readychilledwine

Warming up to Spring by @thrumugnyr

Day 4: Lord of Night

Punishment by @littlest-w01f

The Lord of Night by @amnevitahdrawsstuff

Different Kinds of Darkness by @cauldronblssd and @moonpatroclus

A Helping Hand by @readychilledwine

Lord of Night moodboard by @climbthemountain2020

Day 5: Survivor

Safe by @littlest-w01f

5 Steps Forward, 2 Steps Back by @readychilledwine

Bound and Bloody by @copypastus

Day 6: Worlds Axis

How Villains Are Made by @littlest-w01f

Kings and Queens by @littlest-w01f

A Dance With Danger by @readychilledwine

Day 7: Free Day

Bakery by @littlest-w01f

Fireball by @littlest-w01f

Across the Universe by @amnevitahwritesstuff

Disheveled Rhys by @fourteentrout

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Rhysta AU by @praetorqueenreyna

Rhysta RomCom Movie Posters by @copypastus

Violet Eyes by @ladymidnight-goesforth

Night Falling by @popjunkie42

AU: Interview with the Vampire by @queercontrarian

A Long Night by Anonymous

[valeriianz]

hi! in the spirit of Dreamling Week, here is an updated masterlist, now with clickable links to tags to follow along with a series :) welcome to my corner of the fandom, where it's predominantly human aus!

in time, all of my fics will be transferred to Ao3, so if you're interested in that, follow along here! this list will (finally) include (some) links to fics ive tagged on in reblogs that i usually ignore... but not this time! :'D Everything here is complete unless otherwise stated: (wip)

G - T Rated:

tepid - 1.3k canon, Dream can get sleepy, too

Stay - 1.7k hurt/comfort, vague mafia vibes

the date that never ended - 1.2k humor, established relationship

You Know How That Thrills Me - 2.2k The Devil Wears Prada AU, + blog tag which includes fanart, here!

savvy? - 1.2k pirate au! Hob rescues Dream

daydream - 1.1k fake dating, UST, fitting room pining

Exit Wounds - 2.1k hurt/no comfort, infidelity, angst

call me back for more - 2k NYE, strangers to lovers, sexual tension

scratch a little itch - 5.6k neighbors, pastry chef!Dream and professor!Hob

The magic of the mistletoe - xmas fic, canon

Hob grieves over Dream - canon, vague comic spoilers, angst

Cowboy AU (snippet) - aka Charro!Dream, Mexican rodeo vibes + blog tag with lots of art and collaborators :)

spin the bottle - highschool setting, friends to lovers

Reason in the Noise - 3k+ (wip) musician!Dream, companion piece to Bolt in the Blue (but can be read as a standalone)

Retired!Dream with facial hair along with part 2! - canon(ish), domestic, light spice

The Parent Trap AU and part 2! - loosely inspired by the film.

Hob walks in on Dream dancing - musician!Hob and Dream dancing to his music. marshmallow fluff.

Personal Chef!Hob, single dad Dream - what it says on the tin, part two here! and my 'chef Hob au' tag full of art and recipes!

NYE and slightly possessive Hob - another obligatory New Years Eve fic

The Proposal AU and also a part two! - a couple silly romcom things in collaboration with valiantstarlights here's the tag for it!

Bday fic for ambarden - the night before college graduation, pining,

Road Trip - the start of an idea...

ASMR youtuber!Dream - an add on... Hob is a fan. meet cute

Hard of Hearing Dream - pining, bittersweet, friends to lovers

Spicy/NSFW fics under the cut!

M - E Rated:

Bolt in the Blue - 102k+ (wip) the epic band au, slice of life, fluff, touring. see everything related to this fic in the tag fic: bolt in the blue

skipping breakfast - 667w domestic and a lil spicy

obsession - 1.6k canon, making out on the dancefloor

Fin de siècle - 3.2k vampire hunter!Hob and vampire!Dream

parked - 1.1k canon, car sex, PDA

tease - 1.3k Dream has a vulva, Hob fingers him in a car

ushy gushy pussy Dream - and he refuses to get off Hob's cock

Mr. Gadling's Bodyguard - 11.7k The Hitman's Bodyguard AU, action, humor... second chapter does not relate to the film at all and is just smut

Savory & Sweet - 6k+ (wip) restaurant au, unhinged behavior

Let Me Down Easy - 21k photographer!Hob and model!Dream but they're exes. angst with a happy ending

never enough - 7.3k friends to lovers, love confessions, mutual pining

turn the lights off - 3.3k phone sex, side fic inspired by by the minute by issylra

kiss me properly (and pull me apart) - 4.2k Hob wears a butt plug all day (lol) inspired by this incredible art by messmonte

Dream stepping on Hob - power imbalance, PWP

Bathtub shenanigans - a bit of relaxation ;)

Hob as Sexy Santa - and Dream can't handle it

Celebrity Dream and his normie bf Hob - inspired by that 3am photo of Ferdie looking all sweaty and disheveled

One of Your Girls AU - an ask fic/prompt i sent to Gabe and she added on <3

Let Me Down Easy [deleted scene] - they get frisky the morning after

Dream can feel Hob's lewd daydreams

Bi-curious Dream - basically a summary/headcanon of what i think Dream having his bi awakening with Hob would be like. and then hardly-an-escape went and wrote a full ass fic about it. but im counting this anyway lmao

#my writing

btw i am so sorry, yes i did give up on including the word count. i just... gave up. but everything without a word count is most likely under 1.5k.

[m00nlight-ramblings]

BG3 Companion Modern AU Headcanons

These random thoughts popped into my mind and I had to write them down. I love these little weirdos, and some of them probably don't make sense but OH WELL.

Should I do a Part 2 with more companions?? Let me know - my inbox and requests are open!

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Astarion

This dude's got iPad kid energy - he loves to scroll Tiktok for hours.

He gets bi-weekly pedicures. And not the basic kind - the full on 1.5 hour long with the massage and the mask and the exfoliation.

His favorite holiday is Halloween. He plans his costume starting in August.

He'd be the type of person to be walking through a mall, see a Claire's, and spontaneously decide to get his ears pierced idk.

Is really into metal. Like, you'll come home and Metallica will be blasting and you walk into the bedroom and he's folding laundry and just like, "Oh, HELLO, Darling!" but will have to scream it over the volume in which he's listening to music

Will truly take an hour picking out the perfect wine to pair with your dinner...he's definitely a wine snob.

The cheapest article of clothing Astarion owns is from Banana Republic and it's an undershirt...everything else is ~*very fancy*~

Loves watching all types of vampire movies/TV shows. He can often be heard saying, "Oh no, they got that all wrong" under his breath.

He definitely reads like 1-2 books a week. He's recently really gotten in spicy smut books (he definitely got recommendations from BookTok).

For sure falls asleep to ASMR videos.

Gale

This man loves HGTV *queue Home Depot commercial music*

Has the most absolutely beautiful, clean home you've ever seen with about 30 bookcases CRAMMED with books. The books are the only disorganized thing in his home because he constantly is reading them, so alphabetizing them is useless.

Pinterest is his most used phone app. His boards are carefully curated. That man has a recipe/inspiration pic/quote for EVERYTHING.

Definitely volunteers at the animal shelter once a month. Often times has to talk himself out of bringing a cat home.

LUSH is his favorite store at the mall. He loves them bath bombs.

He THROWS DOWN at holiday parties...Christmas? Thanksgiving? The table is SET. The decorations are UP. He's wearing an APRON because he's been cooking ALL day. The playlist is PERFECT.

Speaking of holidays, he has matching pajama sets for everyone in the household. For every. Holiday.

Fall is absolutely his favorite season. "Sweetheart...have you ever watched 'When Harry Met Sally'? Perfect autumn movie...also I bought a new scarf today to go with my new peacoat. And mittens. And a new hat...it's getting cold outside."

He definitely has a Live. Laugh. Love. adjacent sign somewhere in his home

He definitely needs glasses to read. And he for sure has those librarian chains so that he can just take them off and they hang, instead of losing them.

Karlach

Absolutely loves to eat meals watching Youtube videos.

Imagine her in Times Square? She tears the M&M's store UP.

Is obsessed with documentaries. She often says things like "I can't believe there's so much stuff to LEARN out there!"

Definitely has a Squishmallow collection. And she rotates which one she sleeps with every night so they all get a chance.

Is absolutely the worst cook of all time but tries really really hard...however, she can make a mean boxed mac n' cheese.

Has an obsession with sugary cereal. There's always Cinnamon Toast Crunch or Fruity Pebbles in her cabinets.

Certified Switie for SURE.

Is really into astrology. Definitely has said, "Oh, you're just saying that because you're a SCORPIO" or the like many, many times.

Absolute Starbucks addiction (venti iced caramel macchiato, extra caramel).

Has monthly "girl's nights" (but everyone is invited) at her place. The rules are: pajamas only, junk food, romcoms, and a playlist of the best pop songs in the past 20 years.

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How'd y'all like it...should I make a part two with other companions?! Remember my inbox is open and I'm accepting requests!! I'd love to write some stuff so send it in!

[skeptical-lynx]

I am curious about your headcanon Batstarion. You headcanon him being able to transform into bat as spawn? Did Tav not know that he could shapeshift into bat? Is she knew...did she show him pity in your comic/panels?

Hi! I draw Batstarion in two versions. one of them is set in bg3 universe and I headcanon that Astarion gains part of the classic vampire abilities after the events of the game once he starts to drink enough blood regularly. because tadpole was blocking much of his vampiric powers, it’s fun to headcanon that he, even as Spawn, can have some superior abilities in time

And the other Batstarions [from 3 comic panels] are an AU I call “you saved a fluffy bat and got yourself a sassy vampire comic”. This plot is completely alternative and there are no specific spawn rules there. Astarion is just a Vampire [I am not even sure all the Cazador subplot is there, I haven’t built the full story around it]. Vapula found him injured as a bat and thought it was a normal bat, all while he fell for her and now wants to win her heart. technically, he is quite carefree in those comics and probably stays mostly in bat form, because he shows signs of acting like a bat would without thinking how a “human” should. so, this is just a fun AU romcom story