#vampire preds my beloved

[dwightspreywife]

New vore crushes

The Salvatore bros from…The Vampire Diaries

I would let them eat me idc

[nomstellations]

Vampire preds my beloveds, they have so much potential. Taking their prey back to their residents to dine in privacy, being polite before indulging in their prey, having their prey serve them before eating them. Vampire preds with a full tummy and lounging in their private chamber afterwards.

Sorry I just really like vampires-

NO I GET IT I ALSO REALLY LOVE VAMPIRES

its the romanticism of it all...i love a good vampire pred!! esp energy vampires, it's the perfect excuse to swallow up a whole person and slowly drain their energy...vampires eating up their thralls is ALSO pretty good imo

[kirbles]

BG3 fic writing 2023 summary meme!

stolen from @sybaritick (oooohhh you wanna read cal's fics so bad ooohhh)

What are your A03 stats? How many words written, how many hits, kudos, and comments?

Did you have a favourite canon character to write? i have only written gale and astarion, so out of the two probably astarion! i'm still trying to 'find their voice' but i'm more of a fan of writing his internal thoughts and dialogue. gale is too verbose for me LOL

Did you have a favourite OC to write? i did not write any OC stuff LMAO

Which fic was your most popular? Kneading, my first fic. it was posted at the end of september, when there wasn't many BW fics yet!

Which fic was your personal favourite? probably Wizard's Tower. i like the fluff and smut in it the most :3

Was there anything you wrote that was a surprise to you? Why? probably this fic as a whole because i'm sooo much more used to writing fluffy romantic stuff that trying to write anything toxic or angsty is so out of my comfort zone LMFAO

What is your favourite piece of description you wrote? Why do you like it? from this fic, cuz i'm a sucker for pred/prey dynamics >:)

Astarion took a moment, peering down at him poker-faced. Whenever their eyes had met throughout the day caused a strange sensation to shoot through his body, one Gale had failed to place until now. A physiological reaction - his body responding to a perceived threat. Fight or flight, one could call it. He wouldn't consider himself scared of the pale elf, but his body recognised him as a danger nonetheless. A predator, eyeing his prey.

What was your favourite piece of dialogue you wrote? Why do you like it? from this fic, cuz i liked gale quite rightly telling astarion off, even if they're both insufferable as god/vampire lord. toxic divorcees my beloved

“Has it not yet occurred to you that perhaps I did not want to be found?!” he snapped, though the anger was brief and his demeanour morphed into one more sombre. “Astarion, you betrayed me. We made a promise to each other, and you waited until our companions were long gone to turn on me. When I finally achieved the Godhood I so ardently longed for, all I could think of upon my return is that I had no one to share it with.”

What was your overall feeling about your writing in 2023? What were you proud of? What were the highlights? i hadn't written a fic for about 12 years. idk what it is about BG3 and bloodweave but i had so many ideas i couldn't convey through art alone that i felt obligated to start writing fics.

writing has helped me make lots of friends who are so skilled and talented, and i admire them sooo much. i want to improve and get on their level so i feel more deserving of the attention i get. i feel like i get better with each new fic/chapter!

What would you like to explore more in 2024? learn more big words LOL uhhh maybe get better with more flowery prose? i feel like my writing is lacking in that regard. we'll see! it'd also be nice to commit to more multichapter stuff. i have a bunch of oneshot ideas but it'd be nice to have consistently updated bigger fics. idk i'm just winging it!!!!!!!!!!

[krakenbait]

bragging rights bracket update #3

good eeeevening, bracketeers (just imagine that in like a classic movie vaguely-eastern-european vampire voice)

i've been slacking on the round one updates, so let me get this in before we finish up the first round tonight with the winner of dallas vs. vegas. side note, does anyone else think it's weird that round 2 (rangers vs. canes) is already starting when round 1 has yet to finish?

anyway, brief recap before we get to the commentary (yes, i'm stalling. being funny is hard work!) in the west, the canucks and oilers won, setting up an all-canadian second round match that i'm sure the bros up north are just salivating over. or perhaps not, since their beloved leafs got knocked out in a nail-biting game 7 overtime by the bruins (sorry not sorry leafs fans, i was actively rooting against you).

comments & roasts under the cut as always!

76 points

abeja's bracket - 76 trombones led the big parade...

72 points

win for quinn ( @morganfrost) - ...with 110 cornets right behind

cause chaos ( @andreisvechnikov) - don't look at the score on the canes game, focus on the lando norris win instead

66 points

t-birds for the win ( @shea-theodore) - you are on perilous ground my friend.

63 points

Le $$ Beans ( @stromesquad) - they say less (beans) is more!

59 points

homer like the iliad (me) - i picked the preds over the canucks for shits and giggles and got burned.

56 points

Been Bragging ( @natashastarkk) - point and laugh, kids. point and laugh.

eldest daughter w ( @puck--off) - whose pain and sadness will win the series, connor mcdoodle or eldest daughter quinn hughes?

53 points

amelidek's bracket 1 (ki) - who packed your bags? carrot top packed my bags!

brack that et ( @nastybastian) - you picked the stars over the knights, let's see if your western conference stays perfect

kindanerdy's bracket - you have the lowest possible points for a non-busted bracket, wonder what's going on... right, you picked the bolts to the cup final.

46 points

Pizza Rats (aokayinspace) - we are just going to casually ignore that the rangers are winning as i write this because i don't like it

please happen. ( @builthebobder) - congratulations, you're not busted yet!

43 points

hellybracket ( @arsonandhockey) - i cannot say the same for you

Rats! (aaaahwhoah) ( @circle--of--confusion) - i have to copy and paste your bracket name every time to get the scream letters right.

30 points

jt's kombucha tap ( @assistantcaptainmitchmarner)

the exploding mustard feels appropriate because the mustard yellow team you picked to win also exploded!

20 points

Do It For JEdwards ( @patron-saint-of-boston-hockey) - good news, i don't have to bring out the bruins fan stabbing-sword-photo yet!

[luckyshotwrites]

I was wondering, how different is widfali from when you first had the idea to now?

Unrelated, I think you give off big pred energy.

I see you always put some iteration of having a good day to us on here, so you have one too.

Howdy, home skillet!!

Let me see, I know I briefly talked about WIDFALI being an idea I got while writing a commission a friend. Then I really went full tilt when she gave me a list of things she said could not be done in a vore story.

I KEPT THIS SPOILER FREE, BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD WARN ANYWAY. I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT READ MORE ON PHONE.

Original Character Concepts:

Lynette: She was named Myra, meaning beloved, and favorable. Her roommate was originally her partner, not brother, and her family weren’t even really mentioned in the story. Personality wise, she was far more tomboyish, and smart/clever. Unlike Lynette who's more jokey, caring and determined. (As I continued to alter and develop the story, Myra's personality didn't fit).

Alexander: He had more of Lev's current personality, but still quick to anger. He had seven sister. (Monster wise: he has not changed, though he was not part magus in the original).

Drake: He has stayed consistent as a helpful, sometimes angst dude, though he was an only child. (Monster wise: Drake was originally only a vampire).

Zilla: She had Beatrices personality, stuck up, full of herself, etc. The morning shifters weren't ever going to be mentioned in the story, except for a small nod that they exist and that was it. (Her monster was at first a Siren, Viola did not exist in the original).

Claudia: Was a guy originally named Claude, but more serious, much like Elliot. Elliot hasnt been shown too much, I know so you cant tell too much regarding it! (He was a zombified Magus in the original concept, not a Fae).

And Lev:...I can only say he was swapped out with someone else. (They may or may not have been introduced yet, but it's something big in the story later. His was originally the Naga, not Zilla).

June would have been in Viola's place. He was midshift cleaning up. June was moved because because of some stuff later.

And as a whole, it used to be a simple day in day out, wacky competition between them. Myra being an unwilling prey who, after a while gets used to it just enjoys the games with them. (I really wanted to write something I never had before, and make it less plot centered and more slice of life.)

However...when I started to develop their backstories in correlation to what happened on their homeworld, Yexodele, I realized it wasn't going to be that simple. At the time I was on a writing binge for the main story this spin off comes from, so that's what made me change everything. I'm sorry to those that would have liked a easy going story. But, I'm happy with what I've got cooking, and I hope my readers do to when the ball drops.

Still, I find it super hilarious that all this is related to a pizza place. Lol.

I hope that answered your question!! THANK YOU FOR THE COOL BEAN ASK.

P.s. If someway, somehow, vore was safe and legal, I don't think I could ever eat anyone. I think it'd be funny to tease, but the thought of eating someone is not my jam. Being a prey though- 👀 xD Not sure on that either. I don't know if I'd be willing, because that'd take a lot of trust.

I appreciate the compliment though. If that is one? I believe it to be so.

ANYWAY YES THANK YOU, YOU HAVE THAT HAPPY HOWDOWN DAY!

[ja3ger-the-3ater]

Preds that zip up their jackets to lovingly squish their prey filled tums, my beloved

(Y e s)

Since I'm on a Vampire! Eddie Munson + Steddie kick rn-

So Imagine this:

Eddie has nommed Steve and this is like the second time, so Steve is still hella spooked about getting eaten by a vampire, even if said vampire is his best friend. Eddie notices this, gives his gut a gentle pat, before zipping up his denim vest. When he does this, all of his stomach walls squish up against Steve, practically giving the man both a big hug and the scare of his life time. Like the poor dude thinks that 'this is it, he decided to have Harrington for dessert'. But in reality Eddie was just trying to comfort him ;v;.

(Sorry if I when off on a rant and this isn't what you want)

[heavyset-sonicgirls]

🍙- A cute fat vampire MILF wrapped inside of a giant burrito (From Mavis to Vanilla)

“Oh my~ I guess it is good you’re able to reform yourself, isn’t it? Otherwise I might feel guilty eating my beloved Mavey~”

The hand gently patted the burrito before she sat herself down at the end of the table and opened her maw wide. She was quite the pred in her younger goth days so Vanilla knew all the techniques, even if she was a little out of practice when it came to chubby girls like this. As she grabbed the burrito, she pulled it close to her and started to devour it. Her jaw unhinged a little to help get the thick burrito into her mouth. Hands guided it down as she gently rolled her head back to allow gravity to aid her as the delight was worked down her throat.

Powerful swallows were used to force the burrito down her throat, Mavis no doubt feeling squished and squeezed here and there as she was slowly worked down into into Vanila’s large belly.

Still, even after all she had been eating of late, she was overexerting herself here. Her blouse tore open as her gut surged as the last mouthful was gulped down. She eased her jaw, rubbing it with her free hand while another nursed the taut orb that held her beloved Mavey in her stomach.

“Is this what you wanted, darling?”

She mused with a giggle, her large dick erect and pushing against the underside swell of her belly, making her murr in delight. Even in her belly, Mavis could hear those heavy balls gurgling along with the stomach she was now in.

“When you reform, I’m going to reward you with plenty of food and sex, you gorgeous sweetheart~”