#vampire pancakes

[clarkgriffon]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 6x19 | “Seeing Red” 

[speadrunner]

Remember when I said months ago that I’d be doing and talking a lot about the Grand Cookie Games and comparing it to the King Of Fighters?

Well here’s what I’ve been working on! I made team cards for every team shown in the event based off the team cards for the roster of KoF XV. Designing the team logos might’ve been my favorite part!

[literallyjonathandavis]

im starving but i cant tell if i want to eat a small woodland animal, a human, or pancakes

[cookie-lore-keeper]

Have you done a post on half-animal/half-cookies? Ive always wondered if that means they have a second species or something... Examples: Cream Ferret, Sorbet Shark, Pinecone, Pancake, Nutmeg Tiger, Fig, Moon Rabbit, Squid Ink, Cream Unicorn, etc. (Excluding werewolf/vampire for obvious reasons)

Not yet, but I should! Those cookies are very interesting.

There's multiple factors that would make a cookie half cookie, half animal, and it isn't just one thing.

Hybrids

Hybrids are cookies who are hybrids of a (non-cookie) animal species. Cookies like Nutmeg Tiger Cookie. Nutmeg Tiger Cookie is a hybrid of a cookie and a Nutmeg Tiger, a race of wild spices. Because of this, she has the upper half of a cookie but the lower half of a Tiger, along with some Tiger traits along her body.

Ingredient Hybrids

Cookies who are not hybrids of another species due to breeding, but due to ingredient mixing. Nutmeg Tiger Cookie is a hybrid because of her parents, but a cookie like Witchberry Cookie is an ingredient hybrid because cat fur fell into her dough when she was being baked. Sometimes its also species related, like with Fig Cookie. Some ingredient Hybrids may be shapeshifters, but not always.

Examples of ingredient hybrids:

Witchberry Cookie

Werewolf Cookie (shapeshifter, but he also has Werewolf traits even when he isn't in his Werewolf form)

Strawberry Cream Cookie

Amber Sugar Cookie

Sugar Glass Cookie

Centipede Cookie

Gold Honey Cake Cookie

Blue Slushy Cookie

Red Panna Cotta Cookie

Scorpion Cookie

Abyss Monarch Cookie

Pancake Cookie

Electric Eel Cookie

Lobster Cookie

Mocha Ray Cookie

Pond Dino Cookie

Frilled Jellyfish Cookie

Pinecone Cookie

Squid Ink Cookie

Icicle Yeti Cookie

Fig Cookie

Shapeshifters

Cookies that can turn into animals or animals that can turn into cookies. Cream critters are an example of this. For cookies, it's usually species related (cream critters, haetaes), ingredient hybrids, or magic/association related, as even the cultural beliefs over a certain ingredient can affect a cookie. Examples of shapeshifters are:

The dragon cookies

Snapdragon Cookie

Kumiho Cookie (marshmallow fox who can become a cookie)

Sorbet Shark Cookie (Shark who became a cookie)

Crowberry Cookie

Vampire Cookie

Cloud Haetae Cookie

Squid Ink Cookie

Werewolf Cookie

Icicle Yeti Cookie

[dark-lord-of-awesomeness]

I adore your writing!! You manage to balance comedy and angst so well, I don’t know how you do it, but it’s lovely <33

Could you tell me something sweet about your venus vampire trap au?

Thank you! Comedy is my passion, but I've had a lot of fun with angst lately, and mixing the two together is always fun.

Hmmmm. Let me think.

So Stan can eat human food, but it doesn't taste as good as it used to, and he can get sick if he eats too much (since his digestive track doesn't really work). He hadn't really noticed much, being homeless and not getting hungry anymore, but now that he's sticking with Ford, trying to get his brother out of the murder cult, he starts eating meals with them and, being Stan, commenting on how they don't really put a lot of effort into their meals huh :/ sure he'll eat it, but its kinda bland? And it always fills him up way too fast or makes him sick if he eats a lot :/ they should work on that.

So they do :) In true horror/denial here Ford starts harvesting vampire blood to make special Stan meals where he gives Stan, like, a burger that has 'ketchup' (vampire blood) is 'juicy' (Ford soaked it in vampire blood), has a special 'seasoning' in the bun (soaked it in vampire blood) and made him a cool drink! (its a cup of vampire blood).

And man! Thats way better! Stan's eating his vampire soaked meals and groaning whenever Ford tells him straight out that all he did was soak everything in vampire blood, and thats why it looks different than everyone elses. At this point Stan's starting to think Fords pranking him, not that Ford genuinely believes Stan's a vampire.

Stan's not an expert, but he'd know if he was eating blood Ford! (he says, slurping up his vampire blood and glaring at everyone). He's gotten enough blood in his mouth to know what it tastes like (he says, chewing up his spaghetti that has vampire blood instead of tomato sauce)! Stop it with the vampire thing and just tell him what secret seasoning he's using (he says, licking the vampire blood of the plate)!

Emma-May and Fiddleford won't let Ford do this in the communal kitchen, as the last thing they need is for Ford to poison everyone from accidental contamination. Fiddleford would love if he stopped doing it at all, but the alternative is Stan making himself sick off of food he can't really eat because he's convinced he still needs it. Plus Ford gets a dejected, kicked puppy look when they tell him to stop.

Instead he has to take everything into his lab and just dunk it before dinner. Stan watches him do this once, breaks in and drinks all the blood because he 'found Fords secret seasoning stash' and Ford finds him, face covered in blood and full like a cat that got into the pantry, too full to move. Food coma on the lab floor.

Stan's eyes also turn yellow and his fangs slip out when he eats Fords vamp blood dunked meals. It's kind of terrifying, but also hilarious watching him chew with the extra teeth.

[justdrawtheworld]

Fuck it, I’m gonna smash Ninnia with a hammer, you can’t stop me

OK HERE I GO!

Pancake

[ithinkimightbeagoose]

Y'ALL

I STRETCHED MY PHANTOM WINGS AND MY BACK DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE

THIS IS HUGE

[somethingsomethingdrawing]

MERRY LATE KRIMA

THE COLORS VANISHED CUZ MY FILE GOT FUCKED UP 😭😭😭

I'm proud of the sketch doe 😌

[smellpelt]

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