#valkyrae fic

[wandaslamb]

thanks for the tag bestie!!

— LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: “Agora Hills” by doja cat

— FAVORITE COLOR: Pastel pink, white and light brown

— CURRENTLY WATCHING: a valkyrae stream!!

— LAST MOVIE: the little mermaid (live action)

— CURRENTLY READING: any mommy!wanda fic because i have ✨mommy issues✨

— SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: sweet!!

— RELATIONSHIP STATUS: taken 💕

— CURRENT OBSESSION (S): Overwatch (specifically widow, mercy, and Ashe) elizabeth olsen, specifically from love and death

— LAST THING I GOOGLED: "Kafka trailer honkai star rail”

— CURRENTLY WORKING ON: my mental health Hgshdjdjdjdbd, no but fics i shall not ever be posting 🙂

tagging @ whoever wants to do this 💕

• NINE PEOPLE I WANT TO KNOW BETTER—

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I just picked some people I follow!

— LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: “Rock Bottom” by Hailee Steinfeld (feat. DNCE)

— FAVORITE COLOR: Blue, red, and black

— CURRENTLY WATCHING: Supernatural

— LAST MOVIE: Captain America: Civil War

— CURRENTLY READING: nothing at the moment

— SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY: sweet and savory

— RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single

— CURRENT OBSESSION (S): Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, and their characters

— LAST THING I GOOGLED: something about college football

— CURRENTLY WORKING ON: that’s a secret🤫 just know it’s about Bucky Barnes🥰

[thefanficmonster]

Beginner Friendly

Valkyrae x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Swearing (?)

Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: An accidental relationship reveal has Rae’s stream going south real quick.

Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! I’m so sorry I haven’t been able to get to it sooner but here it finally is and I really hope you come across it even after all this time! Love, Vy ❤

“It’s not me, it’s this new update!“ Rae complains after like the one hundredth time someone on her team has made fun of her for her poor gaming skills.

“Rae, there’s no way it’s the update! Nothing has changed except some accessories, just admit you’re a little rusty after only playing Phasmophobia for a whole month now.“ Leslie giggles in response, making the target of her joke roll her eyes.

“No, no, she’s right, Leslie.“ Toast, unable to contain himself, chips in as well, “It’s not beginner friendly.“

“I’m not a beginner!“ Rae claps back and even though her claim is true, she’s unable to support it with concrete evidence.

Hell, if someone who hasn’t seen her previous streams on Valorant was to sit down and watch this one, they could never guess that this girl has ever laid eyes on this game in the past. 

But then again, she’d much rather endure the teasing than admit to her decreased skills which would probably lead to more teasing.

“You just haven’t played in a while is all. Fuck what Toast says.“ Poki makes an attempt at comforting her friend despite being not at all pleased to be on the losing team. Who would be? Rae knows that her teammates have every right to be upset.

“Playing video games like these should be like riding a bike - something you never forget. It becomes a natural instinct or whatever you wanna call it. A basic reflex not to eat a bullet from the opposite team.“ The casual response comes from Rae’s mic but not Rae’s voice. “And babe, I’m sorry to tell you, you need the training wheels again.“

Although majorly confused, no one present gets a chance to ask who Rae’s guest is before she retorts at the unknown person, “Well, babe, you’re not nearly as sorry as you will be when I tell you the mic was on when you said that.” What neither Rae’s audience nor friends can see is the way the owner of the voice’s face changes as a result of the streamer’s claim. Regardless of what it looks like, seems to be awfully pleasing for Rae to see since her snide smile has turned into a grin at this point, “Nice slip up, Y/N.”

“Wait, wait, wait...Y/N?“ Toast proves once more that he isn’t one to beat around the bush.

“As in Y/N L/N, AlphaAimin’? The literal BEAST at Valorant?“ To say Leslie’s jaw is on the ground would be an understatement.

“From head to toe.“ Rae replies with a giggle, taking Y/N’s hand and pulling them in the line of sight of the camera. “Say hi, hun!“

“Oh my fucking God, I’m a huge fan! It’s a pleasure to meet you!“ Leslie gushes, stealing a smile from Y/N.

“Likewise, Leslie. You’re super cool, I love your streams.” They reply, giggling at the squeal the girl lets out.

“I second what Leslie said - I’m a huge fan but I have one thing I have to argue with you about.“ Toast says, a lot calmer than his teammate.

“And what is that?“ They ask, attempting to shake Rae’s hands off their arm but she clings on like a baby koala. Whether they’re willing to admit it or not, they find it adorable.

“How about you train your girlfriend at Valorant?“

After laughing their ass of briefly, Y/N finds it in them to reply, “I would if she’d allow me to. Until then I’ll just keep getting on her nerves about it.“

“That could potentially work.“ Toast agrees, “Might take you a while, though, she’s real stubborn.“

“True, I mean I’ve been telling her we can start with something beginner friendly but....“

And that appears to be the final straw.

“You two, I’m RIGHT HERE!“

[packetofsuga]

Honey - Part Five

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[bunnvlr]

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬

♡︎P!Corpse Husband x fem!Reader♡︎

♡︎Warnings : Fluff, Two Friends flirting, people thinking you two are dating♡︎

♡︎Summary: You and Corpse have a very "Affectionate" friendship and everyone thinks you two are dating♡︎

(Masterlist)

Everyone wasn't a stranger when it came to You and Corpses relationship. You two had known each other for 7 years. Somehow within those 7 years of pushing and pulling each other away. You two had a stable relationship.

Only throughout the years it started to get more handsy. When you and Corpse started doing YouTube you lived in different areas. You concord twitch and he was one YouTube.

After you two met Sean(jack) and Felix you two decided to move in together. Coming into each other's room was a little ways cations. Corpse was a faceless streamer while you weren't. People knew you two lived together so it wasn't a shock with a tall figure dressed in black appeared behind you. Or a hand moved its way into the frame.

The Among us crew thought it was adorable. But when Corpse would start throwing slick shots playfully flirting with you. You threw some back. The rising of Shipping had come. All your friends were down for it and thought you two were already dating. Especially since you, two admitted to already kissing more than one time. Of course, it was a drunk game of among us when they caught you two slipping.

You, Corpse, Rae, and Sean we all in the cafeteria doing tasks. "So Y/n how long have you known Corpse?" Rae asked her word slightly slurring. "7 years of hell with this big baby." You giggled. "Hey...I'm not s'big basby!" Corpse protested. "Oh out of the 7 years you've been friends I just KNOW something has happened between you two," Sean said taking a sip of his drink. You let out a hum. "I don't think so?" You can a confused look trying to dig something up from your brain.

"No, not true we kissed when we were like 18 and some other time after that. I missed you yester-" Corpse stopped himself realizing what he had just said.

"YOU KISSED!?"

Rae and Sean shouted at the same. "Wait who kissed?" Sykkuno came out of nowhere. "Y/n and Corpse kissed before!" Rae said still in shock. "Oh...I have been known that." Sykkuno laughed. "I've seen Corpse randomly walk in Y/n's room and kiss her for no reason. I mean the live together plus flirt what'd you expect?" Kuno shrugged.

"I'm still offended you know before me." Sean pouted.

The one stream was clipped all over Twitter and YouTube. You two had to explain that your guys were just friends and nothing more. No believed it not even your own friend's XD.

[acciokaidanalenko]

For anyone interested, I did make another blog to support the resurgence of my Vikings obsession! I haven't started posting any of my Vikings fic yet, but I'm working on it!! Here's a link for those interested in following my fledgling new blog!

Ugh might have to start another blog to support the resurgence of my Vikings obsession 😭🤷‍♀️

JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[nappingwithyuuji]

i ain’t got no time if you ain’t beside me

CORPSE HUSBAND X FEM!READER

Chapter three (part two!)

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Summary: You are a faceless youtuber who does Sims4 and ranty vlogs, but somehow you end up playing a game with your friend Rae and then things get 💕💕💕.

Warnings: swear words and mentions about mental health (very lightly)

Author’s note: yoo! hope you enjoyed this two-parter chapter! I'm soo exited for you to read these next few chapters (ch 4 coming this friday!) cause they are my favorite so far! Stay tuned!

The tag list is still open! hop on!!

Tag list: @sophiasrant, @rexit-mo​, @sometimesicanwright, @socially-blue, @scorpios-echos, @gaysludge, @fairysums, @4444444-z, @bakugonua​, @mishisamess, @lukewearingbeanies, @butterfly-skinnylegend, @boba-tea1206​, @clubfairy​

[another-fantasy-world]

The Idol’s Inspiration

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Title: The Idol’s Inspiration

Pairing: Valkyrae || Rachell x Fem! Reader

Summary: In which the international singer find’s her inspiration in a certain brown eyed-often screaming- streamer

Warnings: None? Fluff. Awkward Crushing. Top Rae? (Oh Gosh)

Word Count: 2,905 Words

@short-kid27​ helped me with this one. Go check her out she’s actually great

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You scoffed when you saw what your bandmate tweeted out, tweeting as if he wasn’t using his phone either. Deciding to throw something at him, you spot a plastic perfume bottle, reaching out for it, only for Luna, your other bandmate to slap your hands of her perfume bottle.

“Don’t you dare.” She playfully glares before turning back to her original position, with her hair stylist tending to her long reddish-brown hair.

“Sebastian, you are so lucky you’re on the other side of the room right now or I swear to God, you would have a concussion.” You frowned, before turning back to your phone, further proving Sebastian’s point.

“See?! What are you even doing?” He loudly asks, you barely hearing him from the noise of blowdryers.

“Writing.” You answered, annoyed. It wasn’t a lie tho, You were now writing a new song, since your management once again are rushing you to write at least 12 songs for your new album.

“We wrote 3 songs yesterday. Calm down.” Your bassist, Luna reassured you, who just finished her glams.

“We’re supposed to be finished with this by the end of the month. How am I supposed to calm down?” You complained.

Ever since your band, Coldify, got enough attention, your management barely gave you enough time to just breathe and write like you used to, How were you supposed to produce quality music?

“Choco Milk?” Jace, your drummer offers you his second cup

“No thank you. Hot sweet things stress my throat. Maybe later though.” You stood up, thanking your stylists, before changing into your casual clothes, since you would be doing a Q and A session first as a soundcheck and also for extra fan service before the concert proper.

Once you finished changing, you walked out of your dressing room, only to find that your bandmates are now all set up, all except you.

Jace is fiddling with his drum sticks

Luna is tuning her bass guitar

And Sebastian is playing a random tune on his electric guitar.

You rolled your eyes at them, before slinging your own acoustic guitar over your shoulder, the familiar weight and pressure of it’s strap makes you smile.

“Are we ready guys? We can start now, there’s only 5 minutes left.” You asked them, plugging in your “in-ears”

They all nodded at you and you guys started to do your signature intro, you playing a few notes on your acoustic, followed by Sebastian and Luna, then you all run out, hearing the screams of your fans intensify, before Jace started banging on his drums, ending your intro with all of you guys harmonizing your band name and lifting your right arms up, showing the compass tattooed into the insides of your wrists, symbolizing your band and the friendship that will never grow old.

“What is up LA!?” You loudly said into the mic, chuckling when they screamed louder than your own mic.

“Well, we certainly need to up the mic volume later.” Luna giggled, sitting on one of the chairs positioned in the middle of the stage.

“Mhhmmn. Let’s all calm down first yes? You guys save your energy for later.” Sebastian winked into the crowd, also sitting on one of the chairs, with his mic in his hand.

“Great, great. We’re all settled in, Please sit down and let’s start this 1 and a half hour Q and A? Soundcheck? Fan service? Whatever you want to call this whole shebang.” You joked, thanking the staff that gave you your own water bottle.

“You know the drill, if you don’t that’s fine. My name is Luna and I am the one who plays the amazing silver-gray bass back there.” Luna introduces herself

“That amazing silver-gray bass that you would marry someday. I swear you are inlove with that thing.” Sebastian teased, earning him a loud smack to the shoulder.

“That is animal abuse. Stop it.” You hold in your laugh, but bursted out laughing anyways when you saw the appalled look on his face.

“My name is Jace. And I bang my sticks into a hallow cylindrical thing for a living. I heard they’re called drums but whatever. I also live with these idiots and I, unfortunately, am the one who holds their leashes.” Jace introduces himself, smiling into the crowd

“Okay, Father. My Name is Sebastian. aka the most attractive one in this group. I play the guitarrrrrr. You guys can call me Seb, Sebastian or Daddy. Your choice.” He winked.

“Ew.” All three of you pretended to gagged, before laughing at Sebastian’s pouting face, your audience also laughing at your antics.

“Okay- Okay, Stop. We need to be serious. Gosh. My name’s Y/N! And I’m your local sapphic lead singer. Yes, I need to say that everyday because people still debate that I’m straight. It’s annoying” You introduce, taking a sip of your water

“Right. So this is how it’s gonna work. There are multiple Coldify interrogators, as we call them, roaming around, all you have to do, is raise your hand, first one they see wins the first question. And the cycle continues until we run out of time.” You explained

“HmmHmmn. So are you guys ready?” Luna asks, earning a few “Yes!” and “WHOOOOO” making all you guys chuckle.

“Okaaaay! on 3. 1,2,3! OH! That redhead with the all black attire. I like that.” Sebastian calls, waiting for the guy in the uniform to hand the girl the mic.

“What’s your name love?” Jace asked the now blushing girl

“Ah. Kadie. I just wanna say that I am such a big fan and I wanted to know if, besides the tattoo you guys have right now, the compass, are you guys still planning on getting a matching tattoo?”

“Ooooh. Tattooes. Hmm. I personally would love to have another tattoo. But you see, Sebastian here cried when we first tattoed. And I am not looking forward to that at all.” Luna answered, laughing when Sebastian whined.

“Oh yeah. No. Not again.” Jace agreed, while you just smiled and nodded.

“Next Question Please.” Sebastian interjected before you could even talk

“Hi my name’s Catherine-” You guys interrupted her to say hi

“Hehe. Hi. Uhm, I wanted to know if you guys have like, favourite youtubers or streamers?” She asks shyly, which made you smile.

“Oooooo. Okay, now you guys get to know why I tweeted that earlier.” Sebastian chuckles

“Okay Mr. Snitch. But uhm. I would have to say... Sykkuno. His voice is just the best-”

“Excuse me? Corpse?! Hello? Corpse has the best voice don’t even. He’s my favourite, what you said was just Corpse slander” Sebastian interrupts Luna, to which Luna answered with a glare.

“Uh-huh. Okay. As I was saying, Corpse’s voice is good, but Syk’s is just this wholesome anime type voice that just melt’s your heart you know? He should be a voice actor for like, an anime protagonist. AND HIS PERSONALITY IS SO GOOD AND WHOLESOME LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?” Luna gushes, nodding to Jace before she goes on a full rant

“I’m sure you won’t match with him, expecially since he’s quiet and you’re loud and abnoxious.” Sebastian casually says

“You know what?”

“Pokimane...” Jace speaks into the mic, interrupting the siblings from fighting. “...Because she’s actually a really good gamer, and she also has a cat called called “Mimi” and that’s major points in my book.” Jace says, smiling.

“Hmm. That’s actually a tough choice... I would have to say-” You were interrupted when your phone let out a noise, letting you know you forgot to silent it.

“BABUSHKA!” Your face felt hot as you desperately tried to put your phone in silent, but it was too late.

“My phone just outed me what the hell?” You mumbled into the mic, hiding your face as you hear your fans laugh and coo at your cuteness and embarrassment.

“Anyways, if that didn’t answer your question, I don’t know what will. But uhm, Valkyrae. 100 percent. She’s just really skilled in video games and has probably played more games than me. Also, she’s absolutely fucking gorgeous and I just love her personality and all.” You smiled, still feeling a little bit embarrassed

“I just love her personality- Please, last night you fell asleep to her playing a horror game. She screams alot in that video, I’m just saying. How could you sleep to literally her screaming in your ear?” Sebastian shrugs, ignoring the glares you sent him

“Just this morning, you were frowning because there was another viper on the team Rae was fighting against in Valorant, and you accused that viper of being a copycat.” Jace added

“Or the fact that you always flinch, or dodge and curse whenever someone shoots at Rae-” Luna finishes making you cover her mouth before she says something more

“Okay. I think it’s pretty obvious that I have a crush on Valkyrae but please- Stop.” You grumbled, frowning playfully at your fans when they awed at your band’s interaction.

“Next Fucking Question Please.” You huffed, closing your eyes and leaning back into your seat, trying to settle your beating heart

Rae will for sure see that. Oh my god. Thoughts of Rae seeing your clip of literally simping for her has your heart running marathons.

“Hi! Uhm, this question is for Y/N”

You hear the gasps of your bandmates, but you pay no attention to it since you were still gay panicking inside

“What will you do if you ever met Valkyrae in person?” a familiar voice echoed in your ears, you of course can’t figure out who it is.

“I honestly don’t know how I would react. Maybe faint? But then probably hug her? I dunno? Kiss her cheek maybe? I mean, how would you react if you meet your long time crush?” You answered mindlessly, chuckling silently knowing that you probably faint and be knocked out for God knows how long. Or maybe you’d fumble and embarrass yourself.

You hear your bandmates join in the laughter with the audience, and that made you open your eyes, throwing a confused glace to Luna who just patted your back and made eye contact with who, you presume, asked the question.

You followed her gaze, eyes widening when you saw the brown-eyed brunette beauty holding the mic. Your brain lagged, trying to comprehend the situation.

“Uhm, I mean- Unless, You know? She’s uncomfortable about it. I don’t wanna make her uncomfy, you get me? First impressions are a thing. I mean- I’m just gonna shut up.” You just spat words out before your brain could even comprehend it.

Come on Y/N keep it together. She gotta think that you’re cool. Not an awkward gay mess.

“Pfft- Little too late for the first impressions that included you being cool.” Jace threw his empty water bottle at you

“...I said that aloud didn’t I?” You asked, now trying to hide your face behind Luna’s back, who’s doubling over from laughter

“Please, someone tag me when you decide to upload this very moment. I wanna blackmail Y/N with it.” Sebastian wheezed out.

“I think we can do something with the hugging thing. Just don’t faint on me.” Your eyes snapped to Rae’s as you see the smirk etched on her face, her hands still holding the microphone

Your eyes widen as your fans, screamed and a series of “OOOOOOHHHH” and “Get it Y/N!” erupted, making your embarrassment amplify even more.

“Is it embarrass Y/N day today? God, please- Next Question please. Oh Jesus.” You put your face in your hands, trying to hide.

Thankfully, they didn’t pry anymore, your embarrassment slowly subsiding as they asked about your daily life, career, albums and upcoming awards. After finishing a couple more questions, you guys sang a couple cover songs, and that’s what concluded your soundcheck. (Sebastian managed to sneak in Janet’s PETTY song, which you rolled your eyes on but sang nonetheless.)

You walked out and to the backstage as you shoved Sebastian playfully for making kissy faces.

“Y/N and Rachell sitting on a tree-” He was suddenly cut off by someone

“K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Your gaze wonders to Pokimane, or Imane who just interrupted Sebastian

“Kissing?! Isn’t it a bit too early for that? Why would they kiss-” Sykkuno says glancing between Rae and I

You wondered if they said anything else because you’re going to be honest to yourself, you were only looking at Rae’s eyes. The deep brown orbs you only ever saw through your screen, was now staring right back at you, her brunette hair tied up in a bun- She’s staring back at you.

Quickly averting your eyes, you felt yourself grow shy, you now also find your shoes very attractive.

“Keep your head up or else you would faint on me and I don’t want that. I prefer to hug a conscious person, Thank you very much.” you lifted your head so fast you could’ve given yourself a whiplash. Darting your eyes around Rae, you quickly find that your friends + Imane and Sykkuno have left the both of you alone.

“Sorry. You just caught me off guard there. Hi! Uhm. I really don’t know what to say to you- Uhm.” You rub the back of your neck, nervously smiling at Rae you in turn smirked at you, raising her brow in the process.

She quietly chuckles before opening her arms, signaling for a hug, to which you launched yourself in, trying not to breathe because that would be so weird.

“Okay so now can you take out your knife and stab me just to make sure that this is real.” You stated, looking directly into her eyes

“...But I’m not the Impostor?”

“...Okay that’s clever-” You laughed, taking a sip out of your water bottle, leading her to your dressing room

“Speaking of, do you mind if I play with you guys sometimes? I’ll find time, I promise.” You say, watching the time considering you only have half an hour to change and get ready, not to mention your crush is right in front of you as well.

“Wait really? Yeah! Just DM me on twitter! I’ll organize a lobby just for you.” She replies, plopping herself on the sofa you have.

“Awe, I feel so... special” You smiled, finally composing yourself, emerging from behind the curtains, already in your performance outfit

“The almighty Creator of the Year, creating a lobby? For lil ol m-” You were greeted with a facefull of pillows thrown at you, just for that statement. Which made you laugh.

“Shut up.” She grinned

“I’m sorry, m’lady” You curtsied playfully, expecting her to start smacking your shoulders, instead when you lifted your head up, she was just sitting there with a soft smile on her face.

“You’re wearing my merch.” She stated

You widened your eyes then looked down, the hoodie that you just randomly picked up was her merch.

“I’m sorry, do you want it back?” You spit the words out before your mind could comprehend how idiotic that sounded

Rae bursted out laughing at your statement, putting her hand over her mouth while doubling over. You rolled your eyes at her and plopped down on the sofa, crossing your arms.

“Yeah, Yeah. Go on. Laugh. At least I can spell broccoli right.” You teased, poking her side

“OKAY! LISTEN HERE HOTSHOT! I-”  she was interrupted by a series of knocks on the door.

“Y/N! PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE DECENT AND IS NOT SEDUCING RAE BECAUSE THAT’S JUST WRONG” Sebastian loudly asked through the door

“Oh My God. Please just kill me.” You rubbed your face with your hands

“I’m pretty sure I’ll be the one doing the seducing but okay.” You hear her mumble under her breath, making you look at her with a scandalized look on your face

“DOOR’S UNLOCKED SEBASTIAN. DON’T BE AN IDIOT..” You replied

“Don’t mind him Y/N We’re just coming in to say that you have 5 minutes until we have to go onstage.” Luna softly replies, shoving Sebastian out your field of view.

“I’ll be right there Lune.” You stood up, smiling at Rae

“I guess that’s it. I’ll talk to you later? I think? Just check your DM’s soon yeah?” She pulls you into a hug, kissing your cheek as she pulls away.

“Good Luck out there. I know you’ll do great.” She smiles, walking out, leaving you to your thoughts

“Huh?” You touched your cheek, a smile slowly paints itself upon your face

"Come on, lovergirl we're running late." Jace drapes his arm around your shoulder

"She kissed my cheek." You say, still shocked

"Lucky You." Jace says, his ears reddening.

...lucky bastard

"POKI KISSED YOU TOO DIDN'T SHE?!" You screeched

'Hush!" His cheeks are also red now.

"Huh. I guess today's our lucky day." You grinned, now extremely happy and hyped

"Oh, check your e-mail now by the way. Manager says she sent our line up there." he pats your back, getting into his position, as best as he can considering the stage is now pitch black

"Huh. Okay." You pulled out your phone, sending a piece of paper flying. Bending down to pick it up, you feel your heart soften into mush and then it decides to run another marathon.

Just incase my Twitter DM's don't work, or if I'm streaming. xx 09-xxx-xxx-xxx

"Be still, my beating heart." You sighed out

Valkyrae just gave you her phone number

[allensimpsforcorpse]

HELLO, FOLKS

Welcome to another PSA about respecting Content Creators' Boundaries because apparently some of you doesn't know how to read or just lacks human decency :)

As usual, your choice to read or not but I'd advice that you do especially if you read AND write fics about Content Creators like me!

TW :: Talks of NSFW, lewding of real people, talk of SA

MINORS DNI

More less rant format of me talking about Respecting Boundaries here

GUYS, DIDN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT RESPECTING THE BOUNDARIES OF OUR DEAR CONTENT CREATORS?!

IT'S BASIC HUMAN DECENCY TO ACKNOWLEDGE ONE'S PERSONAL BOUNDARIES, WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO ACCEPT AND DO?!

Obviously, those are targeted to so called fans who keeps lewding REAL people and then going about their day like it was something normal to do.

Guess what?

IT IS NOT NORMAL. If you're going to do it, at least, just keep it to yourself and there is no need to subject other people into that. You don't know what and what not makes a person uncomfortable so be careful what you send to someone.

If you are all curious on what got me into another rant, an anon has requested a very detailed, very explicit, very uncomfortable nsfw writing of Corpse AND Valkyrae.

PLEASE STOP ASKING ME OR ANYONE FOR THIS.

I, myself, is victim of SA. Multiple times. I don't like seeing nsfw of any kind, especially of real people, as it gives me a lot of flashbacks from my trauma. IT IS NOT FUN NOR IS IT FUNNY. And the fact that this was directly asked to me just gives me chills and now I'm trembling-

To all readers out there, before you request for something, READ, RESPECT, and FOLLOW a writer's rules. I specifically said in mine that NSFW is a big no no. But apparently this person has became Jared, 19, and they never learned how to fucking read.

Please.

Just.

If you are going to spread you lewding real people in the internet, leave me the fuck alone.

[alyss01]

|[It's a family business]|

Comfy cartel x F!reader

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Genre: Mafia AU/ action

Word count: 1.7K

Requested: no

To request: it is possible to request a comfy cartel fanfic, requests are open!

Synopsis: Corpse joins the cartel, and soon you accompany him, together with Rae, Lily, Sykunno and Toast to a new opening casino to deal with some unpaid debt.

Warnings: talk about murder, crimes, blood

A/n: I really wanted to make this and I'm pretty happy with how it turned out! It started as a one shot and then quickly progressed to what will most likely be 4 parts. I could've posted them as one but this was easier with writing it and managing to space out things. It will update weekly most likely, and it's possible to request one shots for the comfy cartel!

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You sat across from Toast on the table, his dark glasses covering his eyes as he patiently waited, a map in front of him. He pulled an identical map from underneath the wooden table you sat at and replaced the one that had previously laid on the table.

His face was neutral, he didn't fight the silence that hung in the air. He looked at you as you leant back in your chair, fingers impatiently tapping the table in front of you.

"You don't have to be here you know." He spoke up, his voice carrying practiced authority that could silence an entire meeting full of arguing. Yet as he spoke to you, it had a tone of kindness to it. After all the time you spent together and the situations you had been in with one another he saw you more as his younger sister than anything else. It was a position you had acquired for most of the cartel.

As the sister of Scarra you had a lot of authority in the cartel, although it wasn't as if you needed it. Everyone, no matter how recently the cartel had taken them under it's wing, viewed you as their little sister in the hierarchy of the family.

"Don't worry about it. I want to see the new blood." Toast nodded his head a few times as if to ponder.

Today the new person Toast had scouted out would be arriving at the cartel for his first job, he'd be monitored by Sykunno.

"Are you sure Sykunno would be the best fit?" You had seen his information, they seemed far from compatible.

Toast offered you a small smile, brushing his hair back as he repositioned his glasses. His voice was confident as he spoke, a small hint of his smile could be heard in his voice, "I'm sure."

The male in front of you had always had a scarily good intuition about people, which was how he had recruited most in the cartel.

You nodded in return, but before you had the chance to even consider getting bored again, a stern knock on the door pulled your attention to it.

Toast gave a signal for the person on the other side to come in. You locked eyes with him, he was largely build, carefully dressed in a white blouse with a black vest, tie and dress pants, with white gloves covering his hands. A purple mask covered most of his face, but black curly hair framed the small piece of exposed skin he showed.

His eyes were sharp as he locked them with yours. Your eyebrow raised curiously as he returned his attention back to the male in front of him, "Corpse."

"Disguised Toast." He spoke back, his voice deep and serious as you looked him over. If you hadn't known better you probably wouldn't have been aware of the true nature of the man, despite the intimidating aura that hung around him.

"It's a bad habit to be late." You spoke up as you calmly leant back in your chair, usually when you accompanied Toast to these kinds of things you stayed silent in the background as you observed.

Toast gave you a curious look for that, it was largely hidden by the glasses on his face but it was obvious for you after all the years.

Corpse stayed silent to your remark as you narrowed your eyes, "you'd do good to change the habit before doing something you'll regret." The message in your words was clear, don't pull this again if you want to keep your spot in the cartel.

He gave you a silent nod as Toast returned to the topic, "to start off, you'll be disposing of someone. Sykunno will accompany you as your guardian." He pushed the document to the end of the table where Corpse grabbed it and opened it briefly.

"You'll be reporting back to me, in three days. I want it done before then." Once more Corpse nodded his head as Toast dismissed him.

He walked out of the room, being met by a calm face with a gentle smile displayed. He offered his hand to Corpse, "I'm Sykunno, happy to meet you."

"That was unlike you." Toast remarked as he turned to you, you simple leant back in your chair as you met his eyes, "he needs to know his place."

Toast nodded as he grabbed the document from underneath the table that displayed Corpse's information. He stood up as he walked to the door, closing it behind him as he left you alone in the room.

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Sykunno was crouching in front of the body, turning to his companion with a small smile on his face, "jesus, you actually killed him." His voice was calm as he grabbed the dead man's cheek with his gloved hand.

Corpse still held the gun in his hand, he had considered pointing it at the male in front of him but something about it made him unable to actually commit to the deed.

Sykunno tilted the corpse's head around, before releasing and sliding his gloves fingers through the blood that had formed a puddle on the ground and spreading it between his finger tips.

His clean hand grabbed his phone as Corpse stood silently against the wall watching the scene in front of him. Not a single drop of blood had reached him.

"Yvonne? Yes, I'll text you the address." He stayed silent as Corpse could hear a female voice on the other side of the call, "hmh, yes that should be fine. Take it to my garden, it'll make for fine fertilizer."

Corpse curiously listened along, he had known there was more to Sykunno than the sly, calm, gentle and happy mask he wore.

Sykunno stepped away, turning back to Corpse with a gentle smile on his face as he clicked the call away and returned his phone to the pocket it originated from.

"Let's go, Toast will be happy to hear the results."

They calmly walked out of the building as a small van stopped in front of it. Corpse's hand automatically moved to the gun in it's holster at his side.

The movement from Sykunno's hand made him stop as the back doors of the van opened, he started walking past it as a female with blonde hair and pink ends carried out a small trolley with cleaning supplies displayed.

Sykunno offered her a small nod of his head which she returned. Corpse could distantly hear her speak to the front door man, "I'm the cleaning service that was ordered for today."

"There was no such thing."

"I've been send here by Y/n, ask the front desk, they'll know." The man left his position for a second as he leant inside, his voice muffled, before turning back "please, come in."

He followed Sykunno as they fled the scene.

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Lily granted you a smile as you entered the room, beside her sat Toast and at the head of the table sat your brother, Don Scarra.

"Brother." You greeted him first as you moved to the table. A fond smile formed on his face, "sister, how have you been?"

You returned the genuine smile as you sat down, "The days have been interesting with our newest member." Scarra nodded his head thoughtfully.

It had been a few weeks since Corpse had accomplished his first task. Sykunno still watched over him but they were more akin to companions than a guardian. They had gone of a few other tasks, and for now Corpse had the trust of the cartel.

The other two greeted you as well as Toast slid a file over the table towards you. "What do you think?"

You had started in the cartel innocently enough, despite your older brothers desperate attempts to keep you out. Your contacts were simply unparalleled.

Besides that you were an important person, both in and out of the cartel, and eventually Scarra had decided it was safest for you to become part of the cartel, seeing as there was no safer place for you to be.

Your eyes scanned the pages, nodding your head as you read. A large celebration party for the opening of a new casino, the owner however refused to repay the cartel according to Ludwig who was in charge of the cartels money flow. He was divine in covering up the hardest of situations to the government and cheating the system.

The price had apparently build up to the amount where only his life would suffice, although as you looked at the mans information you doubted if even that was enough.

"I'll be able to get some people in, but for that I will have to attend myself as well." You shot a glance at Scarra, who had always been seriously opposed to you working in the field.

"Then we'll find another moment." Scarra spoke up as you had expected him to do, this wasn't the first time and you had a hunch it wouldn't be the last either.

Toast spoke up, "with all due respect, Don Scarra, but the target has been in hiding for months. This may be the only shot we have until he disappears again."

Lily repositioned her hat, the white flower on it changing position with the movement as she turned to the Don, "this would be a low risk mission, the guest list has been screened by Micheal, so the only obstacle will be the security. I've made him download the building plans and he'll be on comms to guide us through."

Scarra however still didn't seem convinced as Toast continued on Lily's reasoning, "beside that, we can send enough people to accompany her. We'll need her reputations to get into the VIP areas where he'll most likely stay hidden. Y/n will be kept out of danger at all costs."

Scarra seemed convinced as you turned to him, knowing you wouldn't have a say in the matter, "so who will accompany me?"

[beeps-mess]

the god of chaos! (aka mud)

silly little media AU with an OC, Amigops, Salad Gang, OTV, and more!

[desssu]

🦋CorspeHusbandxFem!Reader🦋

TW- Mentions of depression, suicidal actions and thoughts, and anxiety

Summary

Y/N is a faceless YouTuber that suffers from social anxiety, suicidal tendencies, and depression. She is invited to a Valorant game by RyanHiga and happens to meet Corpse, at first she was anxious having met a 'new face' - but when she meets him again... and again... and again, in different lobbies - she soon warms up to him and their friendship becomes unbreakable.

Will their friendship blossom into more? or will they remain as they are? Find out next time in the next episode of dragon ball z kai.

Y/N/N- your nickname/ screen name, Y/F/B- your favorite breakfast

Author's Note

I fell down the rabbit hole, that is corpse Tumblr fanfiction, and thought I should write one for myself. This is my first time writing a fanfic, so please be nice (´。＿。｀). I will also be referring to y/n as 'she' or 'her' in this case.

P.S. You can send me a request for different scenarios, for different fandoms if you'd like.

Word Count

818

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Another day, another stream. Today's stream was relatively normal, with a few troll comments here and there but nothing out of the usual. I closed Twitter after tweeting out 'a good night to everyone who stayed tuned for the stream and I'll see them tomorrow.' Before getting out of my chair with a huff, my legs numb from sitting down for hours. I waddled my way over to my apartment kitchen to get a bottled water for myself - when an 'oi Felix' is heard from my phone.

Ryan✨😜

Y/N/N! Good day to you, I'm wondering if you'd be free to play some casual Valorant at around 2 p.m tmr?

Me

Hey Ryan :) sure I'd love to, who else is playing?

Ryan✨😜

I got confirmation from Rae, Sykkuno, and Corpse to play with us.

Corpse? I've heard of him before because he's another faceless streamer/Youtuber like I am, but we've never gotten the opportunity to play together. I reply with a quick 'okay see you tmr!' continuing my task of getting bottled water for myself. Bottled water in hand, and my phone in the other I beelined to my bedroom intending to get some rest - but after 30 minutes of staring at a blank wall, I got up and decided to edit some videos instead.

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The next morning came with a sore body and a raging headache. I sighed before reaching my hand to the side table, pouring myself a glass of water to gobble down along with my anti-depressants. Lazily walking toward the kitchen to make myself breakfast, I glanced at my black cat sleeping on the living room couch. "Tsk that lazy cat", I thought. "Chaton, time for breakfast, you've been sleeping since yesterday night. It's time to get up." he let out a tired 'meow' before sluggishly getting up. I poured out some fresh water and cat food for him, before tending to my own breakfast which consisted of Y/F/B and some orange juice.

After having my meal I freshened up and prepared myself for stream. It was 11:30 a.m and I decided I'll get some practice in before I started playing with everyone. After practicing, winning a few and losing a few, I decided that I was ready for the stream. I posted a quick swipe up to watch the stream on Instagram and tweeted a link for my stream. I wanted to start streaming 45 minutes earlier than the scheduled time so I can get the opportunity to chat with my viewers. Taking a deep breath, I prepared myself for stream.

"Hi everyone, how are you today?"

username1

"I started having a better day when you started streaming!"

username2

"good what about you?"

username3

"FACE REVEAL FACE REVEAL!!!"

username4

"your voice is lovely"

username5

"what are we doing today?"

"Today, we're gonna be playing Valorant with Ryan, Rae, Sykkuno, and Corpse! It's actually my first time interacting with Corpse so I'm really nervous"

I continued to converse with my chat until it was time to play and as the time grew nearer, the faster my heart began picking up the pace and the more profusely I began to sweat. The feeling was unbearable, so I opted to take Zofofit to ease my nerves for a bit. I glanced down at my feet to see Chaton, my cat, rubbing his face against my feet. I smiled softly and picked him up bringing him to my lap, "I'm okay, I was just a bit nervous - were you worried?' he let out a soft 'purr' before napping on my lap. The sound of my alarm throws me off guard '2:00 p.m'. I dismissed it and joined the discord call, almost everyone was there, except for Rae who was in dire need of a bathroom break.

"Hello?"

A deep raspy, but pleasant, even and calm voice spoke up.

"Can you all hear me well?"

Ryan and Sykkuno spoke up replying with a 'yes'.

"Okay introduction time!!" Ryan ecstatically spoke up. "Corpse, this is Y/N/N - she's also a faceless Youtuber, and Y/N/N this is Corpse famously known for breathing and bimbus." Laughs from everyone erupted from the latter comment, I was the first to speak up after calming down, "Nice to meet you Corpse, I'm Y/N/N - I hope we have a great time playing together today." I said to him slightly nervous he replied with nice to meet you too.

We continued the stream in laughter and comfort. Each of us enjoying each other's company. After several games, we decided to call it a day and bid each other a goodbye. The call ended with 'nice to meet you's, 'hope we can play together again' and 'have a good day. Shortly after leaving the call, I told chat I was retiring for the day and ended the stream.

I was welcomed with silence, only the soft 'purrs' of Chaton can be heard.

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I'm gonna end here for today, I'm getting kinda sleepy lol. If you'd like me to continue this, please let me know.

🌹Have a good day/night/evening, everyone! 🌹

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[acciokaidanalenko]

Ugh might have to start another blog to support the resurgence of my Vikings obsession 😭🤷‍♀️

JUST FUCKING LOOK AT HIMMMMMM 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[thefanficmonster]

autistic!reader x valkyrae hcs? maybe helping with sensory stuff? if that's okay :]

Sure thing dear! Enjoy 💕

PS: I researched the topic (have done so for previous requests as well) but still, if anything I've written is inaccurate, misinformative, hurtful/offensive in any way, shape or form, please let me know and please keep in mind that it's not made to sound so purposefully. I'd never want to offend anyone or hurt anybody's feelings or share misinformation. ~ Vy

Valkyrae x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Mentions of sensory triggers and responses to them

Genre: FLUFF, Comfort Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)

You hadn't always been open about your sensory struggles in day-to-day life, keeping them more to yourself for no reason other than the fact you saw no need for sharing them

You believe you have them under control the majority of the time and knowing that if something did come up or if you were faced with something that could trigger you, you'd be able to calm yourself down or shield yourself

You'd gotten so used to doing things for yourself by yourself that it was completely out of the ordinary to find that your girlfriend had been paying attention to you so closely as to catch onto your triggers without you even having to mention them

Rae would see the way you flinched when she'd turn the light on suddenly or when you'd come into her recording room where the the lights were always bright and if they were at the odd chance off, then the screen would shine as brightly as the sun

She noticed how your hands would come up to cup your ears when a car alarm would go off outside or if someone honked their horn

She took note of the way you'd accept certain touches by melting into them and others by initially tensing up

So then you started picking up on the things she'd done to accommodate you and avoid triggering you in any way while in her apartment

For starters, she'd made a change to the lighting in the main rooms you'd reside in, swapping out the regular light switches for potentiometer ones that allow for the brightness to be adjusted to whatever degree and build to it gradually so it wouldn't startle you

She got you ear muffs for whenever the windows were open or when you'd venture out onto the balcony for some fresh air

Also, if she's playing without headphones, she'd make sure the sound is not too loud, regardless of whether you're in the room or not

She's started using lightly scented air freshener instead of more intense smells and wears less perfume when you're around - unless it's the kind you do like in which case she goes all out on it

Rae's a very big hugger, that goes without question, but she'd always let you initiate anything that isn't a foreseen hug

She's noticed you like top-of-the-head and forehead kisses as well as hand holding so she sticks to those and is certain to cuddle up with you whenever you'd want her to

She's a hugger and you're a cuddler, a match made in heaven if you ask me

[packetofsuga]

Honey - Part Ten

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[lunarrwolf]

mini series coming soon!!

since you guys got me over 300 followers, i held up my end of my own deal and was finally able to think up the first of a 100% written series (social media included only when needed to build the story).

there will only be two for now but i want to get the sykkuno series a good ways in before bringing in new content like this! i’ve been a writer since middle school and have major writer’s block for a book i’m working on rn so i’m really excited about writing an actual story for lunarrwolf! these are the banners, very tiny synopses, and sneak peek excerpts for DAYWALKER!s and Siren Woods

s.h warning: siren woods will not be for the faint of heart as it will be put in the category of a psychological thriller. it will contain suspense, fear(s), anxiety and/or mentions of depression, isolation and swearing

d.w!s warning: this is an apocalyptic world w/o zombies. it will contain violence, anxiety, entrapment, fear(s) and swearing

disclaimer: i will do my absolutely best not to treat either of these as if they were actual novels. i plan on putting in comedic lines and scenes to lower any thriller/horror vibes from the stories, and not too go too far to avoid truly triggering myself or anyone else. warnings will only be issued in chapters that are going to actually include one or more of above the above. but if anyone who reads them in the future have issues do not feel like you need to keep reading.

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DAYWALKER!s

a variety youtuber mini series

summary

ten creators find themselves amidst a city with an oddly familiar vibe, a weird yet intimidating apocalyptic appearance, and hundreds of strangers that feel the need to do nothing but fight their way through the city. even if that means to the death.

excerpt

“You’re all going to die, you know.. so you might as well give up now and let it take over.”

“What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

You blinked at the growl woven in with your friend’s deep voice, knowing for sure that if you were in an animation a sweat drop would be making its way down the side of your head. He hated confrontation more than anyone here but when it came to his friends, and being trapped in a place like this? Who knew what damage he would do to keep them safe.

The man ahead of the group did nothing but stand there with a mocking grin on his face. It was unnerving, and dare say almost bloodthirsty. There was no amount of sanity or free will from where you all stood just a couple of yards away, and just that thought alone chilled you to the core.

“Corpse.. maybe you shouldn’t.” You stated, stepping closer to him to lower the risk of the strange man hearing the second part. “I don’t like the looks of that guy even from over here. We’ve already had to deal with a ton of crazy shit since finding each other. We can’t risk losing our only real muscle of the group.”

Ignoring the offended voices of Sean and Ludwig, the man with the torn mask looked at you only when you put a hand on his shoulder. It took sharing glances and seeing head shakes from most of the others to have him loosen the fist his hand was already in. Standing up straight, you watched as he rolled his shoulders, jaw still clenched from the tension. Rae was taking advantage of the off putting interaction and explored the small area, so capturing everyone’s attention when Corpse relaxed a bit wasn’t hard. “It’s gonna be a tight fit but I think we can make it work.”

“Whoa.”

“Where did you learn how to hotwire a car?” Ethan questioned, being the first to make his way toward the beaten vehicle.

“Video games?” The brunette answered, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. She hit the side of the driver door twice, motioning to the group. “Now get your asses in here before that guy decides to pull a Resident Evil zombie sprint on us.”

“Yes ma’am.” Sykkuno saluted, earning chuckles that were a rare sight since ending up here. The two of you didn’t waste time in calling the front seats beside Rae and Ethan, forcing everyone else to get in the back of the truck and make it work. No one could complain, though, seeing the circumstances you were all in.

It took a few seconds of revving the seemingly old engine before the machine began making its way. You could actually hear the ones in the back shift around to get in more comfortable positions for however long a ride it would be. The girl behind the wheel didn’t pay any mind to the stranger that watched her drive you all away, but you did. And even when he continued to shrink in distance and eventually disappeared, you knew his words would stay with you.

“You’re wasting your time! No one gets out of Mirror City!!”

Siren Woods

a variety youtuber mini series

summary

seven internet personalities find themselves in the middle of an old town myth as they take a break from their careers and head up towards a rural mountain area. among every spooky or jumpy experience with a horror game here and there, never did any of them think they’d end up in this situation.

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The fire crackled with a sense of release, almost as if this large flame represented the time everyone needed away from their jobs. After how crazy the media has become the past few weeks, you and your friends agreed that a trip towards a much lesser known area would do you all well. It was a teenagers on summer break scene where everyone was gathered around a campfire in the backyard of a lake house, telling stories to either amuse or scare each other. Seán and Ethan were the first to do so, tag teaming in a very dramatic reenactment of the first time they met in person, which of course had to be followed by your own scene with Y/F/N.

Time flew by and before you knew it, the sun was completely set and the darkest shade of navy possible was barely lit with a crescent moon and a few stars. The only real source of light was the fire, illuminating the six faces in an orange glow. Any laughter died down minutes ago, leaving a silence that was comfortable for everyone. “You guys want to hear a funny story?”

Squinting at the man sitting in the log across from you, you leaned forward, hands folded in your lap. “Funny haha or funny we might want to kill you after we hear it?”

“Uh..” Corpse met your gaze immediately, his mask somehow looking more eerie with the natural lighting. “Funny kind of hoping you won’t kill me, if I’m being honest.” He confirmed, leaning forward himself to warm up his hands while the rest of you debated on whether to let him tell it.

After a few minutes, and three overtaking two, he was allowed to do so. It was an old myth of the town you all resided in for the week; a Slenderman type of entity of the forest that the locals from dozens of years before chose to call Siren Head. The name stuck once old photos were found and set up in the small museum in the Common. He stood at forty feet tall, with two megaphones for heads and tangled wires for a torso. He had the ability to perfectly mimic broadcasts, conversations, sirens and screams, and had been said to only emit white noise if ever asleep. Speed nearly matched that of a cheetah and his strength was unbelievably high due to his size. Every sighting of said species had only been released by victims, and it was an urban tale that stood alive to this very day.

Rae was on the grass now, legs crossed one over the other as she tried to look at everyone at once. “Why the hell did we all come to a place called Siren Woods, then?!”

“Well.. the town looked really nice online, and it’s living up to that. And I thought siren meant more mermaid than a freaky Creepypasta-type thing.” Sykkuno could do nothing but respond with nerves showing through his face and every subtle movement of his body as he explained why he ended up agreeing with the destination.

“Yeah, I did too.” Y/F/N piped in, shrugging her innocence as you all began telling your sides. “Who doesn’t think of a mermaid when you hear the word siren?! That’s basically what they are.”

“I, for one, think we should find another place to stay.” Ethan spoke up.

Seán gaped at his longest friend in the group, “You don’t actually believe in that.”

“I’m not taking any chances, dude. Those people believe in that thing enough to build a whole section of the museum for it.”

You watched your friends go back and forth, some freaked out by the story but not believing it was real while the rest wanted to find a new vacation spot. “What do you think, Y/N?”

You turned to Corpse, blinking as the simple question processed in your mind. “I’m with Ethan on this.. even if that thing isn’t an actual being the belief here is hardcore.” Three faces lit up in relief while the roommate, Irishman, and faceless internet persona felt differently. “Let me finish..” you sighed, “Let’s stay another night but keep an extra cautious eye on Spencer and Luna. Animals have a sort of sixth sense, so if anything weird happens they’ll warn us. Deal?”

Y/F/N shared a glance with you, letting out a sigh of her own. “Suddenly I’m feeling a lot better that we brought our dogs instead of getting sitters.” She bent down to pet the canines laying between the logs, hoping if they did bark it would just be from a resident knocking on the door.

[rottenroyalebooks]

Rotten Corpse

Chapter Two

Originally Written on Wattpad - rottenroyalebooks

Genre: Real Person Fic

Warnings: None

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We all muted our mics as the screen went black. My screen illuminated the color red with IMPOSTER written in bold appeared on my screen.

"Oh god, first round and I'm Imposter? They're going to figure me out so fast." I said into the mic that was recording me. I'd probably end up sending my footage to anyone who asked.

I started by faking some tasks, and strolling around the map when I noticed Kassie walking alone into electrical. I followed her in and waited until she started her task.

Then I struck and killed her, "Sorry Kassie, gotta win so I can have bragging rights over my brother." I giggled, quickly venting into Security and running over to the computer.

I watched as Felix came into the room and I quickly locked the doors when he tried to leave. I attacked and killed him before he could react. I laughed evilly as I vented into medbay and saw Lily doing her medical scan.

The timer on my kill button ran out just as I approached her so I killed her and ran out of medbay.

As I passed Sean in the cafeteria, Kassies' body was reported by Lizzie and I unmuted my mic just like everyone else did when we were in meetings.

"THREE ARE DEAD!?! Jesus, this is mad." Sean said first and I bit my lip.

"I found Kassie in Electrical! Where was everyone?" Lizzie asked and I spoke first.

"I was walking to weapons through the cafeteria when you reported the body before I was in the Upper Engine." I lied easily, thankful they couldn't see my face.

"I was in the Cafeteria passing Rotten." Sean backed me up.

"You know, Rea was acting kinda Sus in Admin." Corpse said making her gasp.

"H-hey! No, I wasn't!" She whined.

"Admin isn't very far from electrical..." I muttered and there were a few hums of agreement.

"I was letting my friend's dog outside! I was AFK." She defended herself.

"There isn't enough evidence. I'm skipping this round." Dave said and the small "I voted" sticker appeared above his character.

The rest of us skipped the round and muted our mics and I laughed, "They have no idea! They're hella suspicious of Rae though, so maybe I should use that to my advantage." I thought out loud as I walked through weapons and turned off the lights seeing Dave walk into electrical so I wouldn't be seen from Security.

I followed him and closed the doors, killing him quickly and leaving the scene of the crime with giggles leaving my throat happily.

"Four down! Five to go." I say happily, "Sorry Dave, but you were kinda sus." I said, winking at the camera, walking down to the vent and popping into Admin, stopping at the task as the lights came on and Corpse came into the Admin room.

"Oh, shiz...I hope he's not onto me...though in the last round he was Sus of Rae so maybe I'm in the clear." I said as I finished my task. When the window closed I saw he was just staring at me.

"He's staring at me. What do I do?" I whined as I walked around the other side of the table and he walked the other way towards me.

"Oh, I can use this! I just need to get out of Admin and to the Cafeteria..."

After running around the table a bit, with Corpse following me, I ran out of the room and pressed the Emergency Meeting button.

"Oh god, Dave's dead!?!" Lizzie said as his character popped up with a red X over him.

"Corpse. Corpse is the imposter-" I was cut off by Sykkuno.

"Wait, Rotten. Serenade us. Sing your claim." He said and I blinked a few times,

"I don't know it's still kinda early in Texas and-" I quickly started singing in a seductive tone, "Corpse was with me in Admin...but he was acting kinda Sus."

The others started laughing and Sean whistled, "He was watching me while I did my task which I thought was kinda odd, at first I thought he was just a Simp," that earned a deep chuckle from him, "Until he started chasing me around the room trying to stab me in the gut."

Once I finished my little song everyone had voted all at once and I started laughing as I clicked to vote out corpse and everyone's images appeared next to his name.

The screen went to black and Corpse's character was ejected.

"Corpse was not the imposter."

Of course, I knew that, but I laughed anyway.

"Four of them are left. Let's see if I can get Rae ejected...or kill them all in this round...I got three down in the first round."

I wandered down to navigation and did a wire task and Lizzie followed behind me. I finished my task and closed the door, cutting the lights and killing Lizzie before venting into Shields. Thankfully it was empty.

"Three more people. If I can get Sean or Sykkuno then I can convince the other that Rae is the imposter and BOOM I'll win...sorry to the rest of you." I stuck my tongue out at my face cam and walked down into Communication where Sean was alone.

"Sorry Sean, hope you don't hate me too much," I said as I killed him.

"I love this game. So much." I muttered as I walked out of the room and over to Electrical where I had a task waiting for me.

Then Sykkuno reported Sean's body and we unmuted our mics.

"I found Sean in Communication, but I guess Lizzie is dead too." Sykkuno started it off and Rae panicked.

"I saw you come out of Navigation earlier Sykkuno!" She said quickly and I smirked, muting myself.

I looked at my facecam as they argued with each other, "They think I'm innocent...this is fantastic! I should play this off and see how this goes." I then unmuted my mic.

"Okay! Okay, you guys, Sykkuno found the body and unless he did a self-report he seems to be innocent. Rae, did you kill Lizzie?"

"W-what no! I'm a crewmate!" She stumbled over her words and I smirked.

"It's Rae, Rotten." Sykkuno voted and I did as well.

Rae ended up getting ejected and the screen went black.

Imposter Wins.

I cheered into my mic and spun in my chair as everyone started talking at once.

"I cannot believe I didn't suspect Rotten in the slightest!" Sykkuno exclaimed and I laughed.

I started singing, "We are the champions, my friends~"

"Rotten, how did you kill Three people in the first round that quickly?" Sean asked and I giggled.

"It was fate. I watched Kassie go into electrical then I killed her, vented into Security and Felix came in shortly after. I killed him so I could have bragging rights over my brother, then vented in the Medbay and saw Lily starting up her medical scan. I waited for the countdown to end and killed her before it ended. Then I was walking into the cafeteria and Kassie's body was reported. I love this game."

"Corpse it looks like you may have competition," Sykkuno said and I smiled, looking at the time.

"It was really fun killing you all, but I have to be a responsible adult and finish my finance homework before I start my stream," I say leaving the game and there are groans of protests.

"Wait, how old are you?" Corpse asked and I was silent for a moment.

"Jack, how long have we been friends?" I asked, pursing my lips together into a line.

"That would be three years."

"I am twenty-one years old," I answered with a laugh.

"Did you just forget your age?" Lizzie asked and I blushed.

"Hey, I'm here for a fun time not a long time. No wonder why I'm the family disappointment. See y'all later." I heard a few goodbyes before I hung up the discord call and stood up.

I heard the door to my office open and I jumped slightly upon seeing my older brother Jeremiah peek in.

"Man, they renovated this old house for you, huh? Haven't been in here in a while..." He said and I nibbled on my lip.

"Yeah, they did...shouldn't you be at work with dad? As heir to the company he's been hard on you about attendance." I teased lightly, finding my laptop on the shelf.

"I'll be going soon, I just brought my favorite sister a coffee." He said, holding the Dunkin Doughnuts cup out to me.

"I'm your only sister, jerkwad," I mumbled roll my eyes as I took it from him, "Oh, by the way, I officially have the real bragging rights here," I said with a smirk and he raised an eyebrow, looking at me.

"Oh yeah? I'm graduated from college and when dad decides to retire I will inherit the company and have control over the Colt Family fortune. What bragging rights do you have?"

"I just finished playing video games with PewDiePie and Marzia watches my videos and listens to my music." He looks at me with wide eyes as I finished my explanation.

"Okay, you win."

"And I killed him in Among us."

"Oh, I hate you!"