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rainbowroadonsteroids · 2 years ago

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Some headcanons I have for my bestie Val's/Comet's characters!! Some of this stuff is things they've said being true about their characters too but I'd like to say it too cuz I'm not sure if they'd be stared in canon or not 🥺 also! Some of these go from @cupid-daze to @sweet-tooth-bats (tagging both of these just for convenience sake) so I'll break it up between the two stories! 🥺

Cupid Daze

Valentina 💘

I did ask about this and do imagine too Tina's mansion is pretty big; I also like to imagine it looks similar to Cupid's mansion from Fairly Odd Parents (will add a pic!) where it's very centered around a heart theme and the color pink, and the inside would have a lot of rooms, usually a duplicate of each room so that Tina can have appliances that fit their needs and appliances that can fit their kids' needs. (Given Tina is around 7'4 or taller she definitely needs appliances that she can use so she doesn't hunch a lot.)

Tina has a room connecting to hers that is a large wardrobe room, where she does her makeup and such. The room has many shelves and clothing hooks for their dresses and outfits, various shoe shelves and various places to store makeup. Also in that room you tend to find her borzoi Serena who likes to try and eat lipstick, so she has to keep the door locked.

Tina has one Sinstagram (Penstagram also exists but they duel; functions like if Instagram and TikTok has a Satanic baby, hence the name) account called MadamValentina which is mostly just her posting clips from performances and/or pictures of outfits. However they also have another account called sexynonbinarybitch which functions more as their talking point account. It's a healthy mix of her talking about issues present in the Monster Realm as well as Brittany Broski type content where you could swear Tina is stoned or drunk. (Or a bit of both.)

Tina used to have pen pals in the Human Realm, and had a pen pal named April whom she tried talking to whenever she could. Years later the two would reunite only for April to feel microscopic next to her friend 💀

The one video genre that will always get Tina giggling is Spy saying "your mother!", and she will not stop giggling about it if she watches it.

Samson 🧭

Sam has a little stim he does where he'll wave his hands around when getting overly excited, though he tries not to do it as he thinks it'll make him look weird.

After he is cursed by the Mysterious Illusionist, he starts to do things to help try to jog his memory/make sure he doesn't lose all his memories or anything like that. This leads to an issue as Sam ends up buying a crossword puzzle that is very sexual, and asks Tina "what is a seven letter word for oral sex on a man?", which causes her to start wheezing and trying not to cry from laughter.

His absolute favorite cereal is Grape Nuts and nobody knows if he truly likes this or if he's constipated.

Samson tried to twerk once and was punted across the house by Sylv. Like actually punted. This stocky little guy went flying.

Samson's phone case is a collage of black and white photos, typically of cityscapes and trains as he thinks those types of aesthetics are cool. (He also has a little skyscraper keychain on his phone 🥺)

Cedric 🧍

Just Jerma if he wasn't a human. Honestly.

Similarly to Jerma he can go from very goofy to extremely threatening in the blink of an eye. Like you do anything bad to anyone he cares about and he'll snap.

His favorite food is radishes and cheese slices, and he will just eat radishes he finds and not give two shits. Sometimes he even eats radishes with coffee.

Has a strange ability to go from a very romantic demeanor to saying shit that kills the mood. Like he will go from complimenting you and being flirty to saying shit like "the human anus can technically fit two raccoons in it" just out of nowhere.

Cedric moves in a very crunchy way like I have no idea how to explain it. He looks like his bones are cracking when he's walking. (He sometimes also does the trex walk™)

He talks about New York and how cool it is despite not knowing what it is. When given the chance to go to New York he quickly states "I have decided that New York does not pass the Bechdel Test." Nobody knows what he meant by that.

Cedric hates microwaves. Mainly because everytime he makes popcorn it burns. Like it blackens. He thinks the microwaves are the reason why the popcorn burns.

The Valentine Kids 🍒💐🦋🪡

Cherry and Tabi share a single braincell. Like. It is like the Xbox mom said they could play on they have to take turns.

Naira loves insects! He loves insects and always takes care of them like he takes care of his flowers 🥺 he's the one in the house to run over and scoop up any spiders and put them outside. (Gets extremely horrified when Indigo straight up eats spiders because they're a delicacy where he's from.)

Sylvester, despite being considered the edgy one of the family, is still a sweetie, and will help patch up any clothes that are torn, and even helps to sew up plushies and such.

Cherry is very unnerved by the idea that Griffins can give milk, meat, and eggs, as something about it doesn't sit right with her.

Tabi loves fruits, specifically melons. As a result Tina has to have cut up melon and fruit slices in the fridge so Tabi will eat something, as fruits are one of few foods they touch. (Though they love sweets as a whole.)

Naira and Sylv are not allowed to play Mario Kart together anymore. One of them slammed the other into a bookshelf, so now if they want to play it they either have to play by themselves, or with one of their other siblings, but they cannot play together whatsoever.

Arty/Arthur 🎸

Has ties to the Human Realm, and uses those ties to be able to help out those who may need the help in the realm, and also helps to organize protests in the realm.

Does a lot of volunteer work! He ranges from doing food kitchen work to handing out care packs, to even just working with animals.

Gets his sound from a mix of 70s and 80s rock, as well as heavy metal sounds.

Does costuming during performances and one of his favorites to do is one that's an homage to David Bowie, specifically a Ziggy Stardust costume!

Guitar is customized, mainly with different stickers he's collected, with concert tickets, and even little drawings old fans made.

Has a bit of a secret hobby! He goes out a lot to paint landscapes, and so he uses some of these paintings for his album covers. (One time he even gave Sylv one of the original paintings 🥺 got confused when he started crying and only realized it was because they were happy 🥺)

Miscellaneous!

The Mysterious Illusionist sounds like Peridot from Steven Universe!

Viktor and Rosie met prior to either of them transitioning, and stayed with each other through their transitions. They joke around and say they went from thinking the other was attractive, realizing they were jealous of the others features, transitioned, and thought the other was even more beautiful after they let their true self be 🥺

Illusionist wears a special sigil on their cloak, one which can be broken by a Master Illusionist.

Serena the Borzoi looks like a DreamWorks furry villain when wearing dog clothes. (Does that even make sense??)

Jazzy the Angel Pup will get extreme zoomies at times, and this leads to her actually flying around. (Sam calls her a little Helicopter Dog 🥺)

Sweet Tooth Bats

Kevin/Kirby 🎭

Sleep deprived one of the bunch and probably hasn't seen a full night's sleep since he was a young lad.

Tends to stay up doing anything but sleeping, and also tends to fall down the satisfying video rabbithole until he's half asleep and decides to go to bed.

For the most part he's the mature one of the group and is also the one who orders stuff on the other two's behalf.

Has one specific pillow he sleeps with because it's very soft and very comfortable for him.

His bed is like 99% plushies at this point.

Has over 1000+ hours in any Animal Crossing game.

Is stressed out by his merchant job and at times just wanders off and hopes nobody notices he went missing.

When they begin to date Salem and Ripley they get a bat and shark plushie 🥺

Ripley 🦈

The second half of the "fuck yeah concrete 👹" meme. So. "Fuck yeah concrete 👹"

The most likely to get into a fight for no real reason. It can be a street market, a Wendy's, somewhere in the middle of an ocean. They will fight someone.

Sometimes when they can't sleep they'll crawl into Kirby or Salem's bed to cuddle 🥺

Has a little Shark pup whom they refer to as Lil Buddy.

Thinks Merfolk are hella cool and a lot of times has the urge to go swimming with them/collect shiny rocks with them.

Has somehow found out about Jerma on Twitch. Has gotten at least three Jerma approved bans.

Has a very large obsession with the Lupin the III series and nobody has been able to figure this out, but it's most likely just because it makes them giggle.

Shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks shiny rocks

Salem 🦇

Though it is a Vampyre they don't always drink blood, usually substituting it out for apple juice or tomatoes.

When he smiles sometimes it looks like the :3 emoticon with lil fangs 🥺

Has a special witches staff that was a gift to it from his parents 🥺 he even has a little bat familiar of his own!

Very wary of humans due to their own experiences of trauma, and also wary of some other monsters due to the same reasons unfortunately.

Does have the ability to plunge into deep sleeps however does so seldomly, and only does so when he feels the need or when they just want to rest from stress.

Gives Kirby and Ripley good morning and good night hugs 🥺

Just because they seem like a pushover doesn't mean they are one. Don't test him.

Possibly lives in an abandoned castle he had revamped. (Ah? Vampire joke?) Very old appearing castle as well as a moat/lake outside he has tended to.

Dislikes garlic but not for vampire reasons! It's very strong to him and makes him feel kind of icky after consuming it :/

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