#val ❀

[mebiselfandi]

Title: As Sweet As You

Summary: Neymar tries to bake Leo a surprise cake

Pairings: Neymessi

Tags: fluff fluff fluffy fluff

A/N: for my little rose🌹. Happy birthday baby💕

Neymar scanned the counter once more to make sure he had everything he needed. Flour, eggs, milk, cocoa powder, etc. Yes everything exactly. Putting on his apron, he began to measure out all the ingredients needed as quietly as possible, so as not to wake Leo up.

Fondly, he thought of the conversation him and Leo had had the night before about how homesick he felt and how much he missed his mothers cooking, especially her chocolate cake. So he’d woken up extra early with the brilliant idea of baking Leo a surprise cake. He was no master baker but he had called Leo’s mum and written down the recipe along with the instructions as intently as possible. He’d read them over a million times, how hard could it be? Even with his poor technique, there was no way he could possibly mess this up.

He preheated the oven and began to mix together all the dry ingredients and beat in the wet ones, cringing slightly at the noise the whisk made as it whipped loudly against the side of the bowl. Pausing momentarily to listen quietly for any sign Leo was awake, he sighed in relief and thanked the stars above Leo was a heavy sleeper. He greased the cake tin and poured in the smooth batter. It was thicker than he’d expected but he thought nothing of it. He placed the cake into the oven, careful not to burn his fingers on the burning metal. Content with his work, he sighed as he set the timer and started to clear away everything he’d used as quietly as possible.

He brought out the strawberries and chocolate he planned on decorating the cake with and prepared them. He thinly sliced each strawberry and broke the bar of chocolate into small bite sized pieces, eating some of the toppings as he waited for the cake to finish baking.

Finally, after 30 minutes, the oven timer beeped, signifying the cake was done baking. Neymar bounded happily over and pulled the oven door wide, pulling out the cake tin in the process. However, his happiness soon faded when he looked at the cake and saw it was dry and brittle rather than moist and soft. How could he possibly have gone wrong? He’d followed the recipe through and through. He flipped the tin over onto the counter and watched as the brick of a cake fell out of the pan. He picked it up, hissing lightly when it burnt his fingers but picked it up a few moments later when it had cooled a bit for closer inspection. There was no saving it. It was as solid as a rock. Nothing like the cake Leo had wistfully described to him a few hours earlier. And just his luck that Leo should choose that moment to come downstairs from his sleep. He quickly hid the ‘cake’ behind his back and smiled sheepishly as Leo entered the kitchen still slow and sleepy, wiping at his eyes.

“Good morning,” Leo said softly as he came up to Neymar.

“Good morning Leo,” he replied nervously.

However Leo soon frowned when the other man didn’t wrap his arms around him tightly like usual. He silently wondered if maybe he had done something wrong. Or worse, if something was wrong with the other man.

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah of course,” Ney forced out just a bit too fast.

Leo looked at him doubtfully and reluctantly, Neymar, with his head bowed down, brought out the hardened disk in front of him to show to Leo.

“I was going to surprise you. I know how much you missed home so I called your mum and got the recipe for the cake but I messed up,” Neymar muttered sadly as he flipped over the cake in his hands, “I don’t know what went wrong.”

Leo could feel his heart swell with warmth at the thought of Neymar trying to surprise him and cheer him up. Gently he grabbed the rough brick out of Neymar’s hands and set it back on the counter top. He leaned into Neymar body, wrapping his arm around his waist and the other coming to rest gently in his hair, tugging lightly before wrapping around his waist too.

“I can try again? I promise I can bake you a proper cake,” Neymar asked slightly pleading as he felt bad for letting Leo down.

Leo leaned in and captured his lips in a soft kiss. Neymar was warm and sweet, tasting of strawberries and chocolate and Leo hummed quietly into his mouth at the taste. He pulled away, pecking him once more on the lips. Then nestled his face in his shoulder, placing a small kiss on his neck and wrapping his arms tightly around Neymar.

“You’re too sweet to me cariño,” Leo whispered into his neck.

“But I messed it up,” Neymar said confusedly in that same dejected tone.

However, Leo simply pulled away slightly, giving him a soft gaze and a small smile before leaning in and placing another kiss to his lips. This one deeper and longer. He drank in every inch of Neymar, getting lost in him for a moment before pulling away and resting his forehead on his cheek.

“But you still tried. I don’t need a cake when I have something much sweeter already.”

Neymar felt himself flush as Leo kissed the words into his jawline. He wrapped his arms around Leo’s waist tightly as the other man continued to kiss his neck lightly and gently. Neymar’s breath hitched softly as Leo kissed the sweet spot behind his ear with a featherlight brush of his lips

“We can do it together?” Neymar offered as he began to feel overwhelmed from Leo’s affection.

“I’d love that Ney.”

Leo smiled at Neymar once more before cuddling close into him again. They could bake the cake whenever. For now he just wanted to enjoy the warmth of his Ney.

For @neysdoll you’re an amazing person and much too kind to me. You deserve the best and I hope you have an amazing day sweetheart❤️

[mywons]

hi kyla!! how are you? just wanted to ask,, what app do you use for fake messages? 🫶🏽🫶🏽

hi val!!!! im okay hun, i use memi message for fake texts (even tho it annoys me to the BONE) and twinote for twitter threads!!

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[valtsv]

i do enjoy "living weapon" characters but specifically living weapons who did in fact do absolutely horrific things which at least a part of them enjoyed and thought was good and right at the time, and that no amount of not knowing any better or guilt they feel in hindsight will ever make up for. i love living weapons who are "irredeemable", and no it's not their fault that they were made that way or pointed in the directions they were by the hand that wielded them, and yes they are victims, but so were their victims. living weapons who some people will never be able to forgive, but who still wake up every day and try to do better than what's expected of them. a sword that uses its blade to cut wheat to make bread for the people who once lived in fear of its arc falling on their heads.

[tredlocity]

[slobstir]

[sultrysparkles]

"cmon baby one more..." he coos into your ear, nails still digging into the fleshy fat of your ass as he guides your hips up and down on his girthy cock. he was determined to get one more orgasm from you. he had to.

it felt like forever. you had been bouncing up and down on his shaft for what felt like ages. you couldn't even recall when it all had started. one orgasm to another, he simply couldn't get enough. he was addicted.

you felt that same knot in your stomach tighten again, this time it was much tighter and intense. the grip you had on his shoulders tightened, your nails engraving small crescents.

your boyfriend had noticed this, he swiftly grabs onto your waist, lifting you up and slamming himself into you at an cervix bruising pace. it was so quick you could barely could even process your own high approaching by second. then you felt it.

back arched, eyes rolled all the way back, jaw dropped, legs trembling. it was intense and heavenly. you've never felt anything so good in your life. it was so good that you didn't even notice the fluid you had squirted everywhere.

as you came back down from your high you realized your boyfriends thrusts had came to an abrupt end. "w-whyd you stop?" you ask, somewhat disappointed. but your boyfriend was looking into your eyes, a cheeky smirk plastered all over his face. "dirty girl- you squirted on me..." he panted out, slowly beginning to buck his hips into your cunt again.

you notice the tacky thin layer of liquid painted between your thighs and his lap. you let out a breathy sigh before your boyfriend whispers into your ear.

"y'think you could do that again for me pretty?"

gojo, geto, nanami, kirishima, hawks, denki, eren, jean + any of ur favs !!

[anthonysperkins]

T. Rhodes (The Sailor) with Val Martin, Jim Miller and B. DIck Sextool (1975) dir. Fred Halsted

[notherpuppet]

Let’s Dance

Part 1/12

Part 2

Takes place in the radioapple human nanny AU 📻 🍎

[catboydan]

hard agree with Hank tbh

[dyketennant]

since today (sept. 24) is jim henson's birthday i would like to remind you all of that time david tennant was in a live muppets performance as the doctor

yes i do think about this every day, and yes i did cry when i saw the full cast performance of rainbow connection from the end of the show

[mebiselfandi]

An excuse to come into ur inbox 🤍

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8LdPvrD/

In all honesty, how are u? Are u feeling better? How is life treating u? Have u been taking care? Pls take care. U know I'm only a message away if u need/want to talk 🫂 ur the only star in my Universe that I stare at every night to admire 💖

I’M LOSING MY MIND CAUSE I LEGIT SAVED THAT TO SEND TO YOU OH MY GOSH! Our fyps really be like 👯‍♀️ TWINS! Kissing you all over😘🥰

Me? Great fine fantastic (not exactly but I’m no longer dying). COVID’s gone so yay :) the infection…complicated. Kidneys are killing me but oh well I can’t really do anything bout it but it’s coolio :) and don’t worry about me, I’m taking care as much as I can. And of course, imma come bother you very very soon🤭😌

Also pls that’s the cutest thing I’ve heard😭 c’mere so I can squash you🫂

1. Funny story, I started swiping when I was getting ready to send this to you yesterday but I saw the jade tub and the music and suddenly I just started writing tons and tons and I ended up forgetting to send. But yeah. The jade is very pretty and calming but I feel the way it's set up would make me a lil claustrophobic. The pinks a bit lout but I'd never leave

2. The pink is so pretty and I wanted to choose it but I felt like if I had to smell it irl it would be too floral and make my head hurt :( so I chose the green(also I'd picked so much pink in this)

3. It reminds me of a perfume I had before it was soooo pretty and smelled so good. Baby Rose Jeans

4. The waistline for the green would look weird on me but I know the pink would look so cute on me. Plus all my pajamas are pink anyways so it's only fitting

5. Pink robe is giving dramatics! Beauty! Elegance! 'Oh no my rich husband has been found murdered in the parlor whatever shall I do now with all this money left to me in the will' ! I love it sm

6. Lil frog is so cute but the pink is more something I would have in my cupboard

7. A BEE OH MY GOSH🥰

8. Mmm raspberries. I haven't had them since I was a child so gimme gimme gimme

9. The pink is a bit too much over the top in the wrong shade but the green is so beautiful. Me in my green room in my pink pajamas would be the perfect combo!

10. Fahrenheit 451 has been on my tbr list for the last half decade maybe more and one day I'll get there hopefully

11. Can you imagine the green room with the soft pink light shining pink roses onto the wall? Ugh I'm in love. It would be so so so pretty

12. Pink Teddy bear reminds me of the blue Teddy bear I have

13. Green looks like it might be scratchy against my skin. Also the pink looks so cozy and warm

This whole tiktok is so Cosmo and Wanda and I'm loving it sm! You're such an angel and now that I'm feeling better, I'm gonna get to your other asks which I've been staring at with heart eyes🥰🥰(especially the aquarium one. I think about it sm its so sweet)

Anyways, I'd missed doing these with you so this was so so much fun. And trust imma be back setting up camp in your ask box soon 😌

Ilysm and I'm with you always. Mwah mwah mwah keeping you wrapped tight in my heart and my arms

Also did this before I slept so I'm feeling so many sleepy vibes from you rn😴

[mywons]

ur new theme is so cute i’m inlove

THANK U im in love w yeonjun BADLY like idk.. hes so fine and funny and talented i need him

[qtubbo]

“And I realized it was written in parkour” book was genuinely so funny cause I didn’t even pause like yeah of course their written language is also just parkour. This makes sense I see nothing wrong with ____[]___H perfectly normally book we have here.

[valtsv]

if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.