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dating cult!sugu is all fun and games until the flowers you gave him wilt and he starts killing people
#idk i just think he would spiral a little#like sir its just flowers …………#next bouquet you give him will be vacuum sealed in glass beauty and the beast style 🙏#he cant be normal about you . or anything he views as a piece of you#something something he wants everything you do to be everlasting#in that sense he really Does view you as his god#ari noises ✩
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1912 - ad for the Hygienic Vacuum Cap
#1900s#vintage advertising#balding#hair loss treatment#vacuum#aesthetic#vintage#old school cool#style#beauty
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I'm gonna be so real and I don't know how to address it but fellow trans men you *have* to be more normal about other trans men being feminine. I promise this doesn't make you look like a girl. let other people express their gender differently and stop policing others, and other peoples characters, on how feminine they are allowed to be. I'm not sure where this comes from. be more normal about femininity I know it was forced onto you so I see how you would reject it. but. you've just gotta work through that I dont know what to tell you
#not even addressing the trans men that just straight up are misogynistic like. HOW? IM SORRY?#i know people are always like 'bringing up the fact that they were raised female detracts from their masculinity' but#personally. i do not see it this way and i am comfortable addressing this fact about myself#because you cant have the trans without having the assigned gender that you deviate from#these things dont exist in a vacuum. i am not the same as a cis man. i do not have the same experiences they may have#i have something seperate and isnt that beautiful? isnt that wonderful that we get to learn about masculinity from one another#idk. anyway#its like. being raised being subjected to this shit. being told to shut up and stop being a bitch and being asked if I'm on my period#idk! i would never do that to someone else! and i think you suck if you were raised that way too and do that to others#because you KNOW how it hurts and you do it anyway#i think it comes from insecurity and toxic masculinity and such but. man you guys are better than this#you can BE better
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#ran out of tags LOLLLL#and then .at least on fords end . be able to witness the moment of collapse . in which all his ‘righteous’ feelings r sucked out like a#vacuum or some star collapsing on itself bc not only is he like . having to come to terms w his own flaws#and the insidious like . stomach churning guilt associated w that but also the panic and fear (realized#w the portal or bills deception) into looking outwards and having that silent ‘oh’ moment where its like yeah#thats why he left . why wouldnt he#GRAAAAA LIKE I WANT DESTRUCTIONNN I WANT THINGS 2 FALL DOWN SO HE CAN FINALLY REBUILDDD#let me innn😭😭😭😭💥let me in to the self reflection those thirty years😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥#who did you meet that reminded you of himm😭😭😭who wronged u in similar ways who gave u a reason to be betterrr whoo what did you see#and when you finally came back what did u FEEEL .. and dont lie and say there wasnt that wisp of nostalgia laced arnd ur heart#girl…..talk to me focus on me u know me u know these things#stanford pines#gravity falls#sry for taggingn these i need it for my own blog i prmmy i need to reference this . i will#ok im back bc i read fords end snd i want to rip my hair out bc fiddleford has such good ‘collapse’ imagery too#like we liteally got the soc of the blind eye videos . HIS DOCUMENTSRYYY#oohhhits rly over for us (me) now (and stanford and fiddleford.and stanley bc i feel bad excluding him💔)#only talking ab ford bc i need a reason to connect it to stan bc im sick in tbe brain and i need the familial conflict aspect too#but fidds .. ur misery does not go unnoticed by me ‼️#anyways. ik i said idc if they didnt get back together but the beauty of multiplicity is also liking the idea#HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHlike whenb im over the conflict im like dude they went through so much tgether it must be nice to find urself in the#familiarity again. uugughh.AUUUH./
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Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship
#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it#it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper#provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the#interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after#50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked#his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it#he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from#when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has#his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever#but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how#we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe#cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna#back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed#practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence#we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one#who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted#to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say#goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art.#you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea?#if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa#the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding#his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.
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got reminded of the hades 2 odysseus design and ugh. ugh. I know it's silly but ugh I simply do not like that design!
You can just let a 50 something year old disshevelled sad guy that's been lost at sea for a decade after being at war for another one look like...well like a guy like that would look like! You don't have to make him a conventionally attractive 20 something with maybe the tiniest bit of stubble.
Genuinely if someone showed me Patroclus sprite from game 1 and Odysseus' from this one and asked me which is which I would not have guessed correctly
Also they hit Artemis's face with the 'conventionally attractive cutesy anime girl' beam
#hades 2#hades game#sorry for the negativity ive been bothering the discord with it too but its just.#I dont like the way we have to make all characters more conventionally attractive#they did it to all the characters too is the thing#I really liked how Aphrodite's face wasnt just a typical hot model face in game 1 but now they changed it to the face of a beauty tiktoker#same with making Demeter look way younger and taking her square jaw and looser old woman skin away#or with Hecate's vacuum sealed abs
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rolling up to pelican town and bagging the most eligible bachelors and bachelorettes is hilarious when you consider how you can dress yourself in this game
For example I have provided illustrations
Haley. Sexy, stylish, beautiful. Me in my toga and laurel wreath and mud on my feet. Probably smell like fish bc this was right after 1.6 released and I was obsessed.
Emily. So stylish and avante garde and quirky and manic pixie dream wife. I'm wearing a garbage can lid as a hat and a 'shirt' literally made of seaweed. Only saving grace might be the crystal shoes if it wasn't so dissonant with the rest of the Fit. Probably has loose honey in pockets.
Alex, my most recent beau. He doesn't know it yet but he shall be mine. I have recently discovered the propeller hat and the galaxy hammer. I may have accidentally smacked him with it once. Not pictured: my 20 fish ponds and green Goku hair hidden under the propeller hat. Also I'm trying to raise slimes and it low-key kinda sucks. I'm about to rock your world Alex baby.
#sdv#this inspired by my previous post about having to talk shane down from the ledge while wearing the propeller hat#stardew valley#you are going door to door selling vacuum cleaners. you pull up to a farm and the most beautiful woman in the world answers the door.#you ask if shed like to buy one. she says she'll have to ask her wife. hopes already dashed. ahe turns and shouts across the yard#and to your surprise and fear a woman in a toga and laurel wreath stands up out of the corn and starts sprinting towards you with a sword#like julius caesar back for vengeance#you flee.#noone at the office believes you.#the most conventionally attractive farmer ive made is for the Elliot romance run ive yet to actually do much on#which is hilarious considering its elliott#that man is gay#seriously tho WHY SLIME HUTCH SO BIG INSIDE IF I CAN ONLY HAVE TWENTY SLIMES IN THER#and 20 slimes dont even give enough slime per day to make ONE slime egg
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#oh i genuinely forgot yoohankim is considered a rarepair#or more like . a raretrio#thankfully i live in a vacuum with all my beautiful mutuals who are as strange and unhinged about them as i am <3#wait now that i think about it i probably haven’t gotten stuck in the joongdok trenches bc i block people on sight#for the record that’s not to say i don’t like jd . far from it truly#sometimes people are just wrong#hold on speaking of those two#im gonna continue my world of zero piece bc i just realized ive never actually drawn them together the same way i have w hk and yh#my hsy favoritism…..#solar-talks
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body hair is fine on other people OF COURSE :) but I hate it on myself for some reason :) such a mysterious mystery why I might feel that way :) I literally just totally randomly decided that I need to remove my body hair isn't that crazy ha ha! I'm so funny and weird. I can't possibly guess what could have led me to make that completely neutral decision that was not influenced by society in any way.
#listen nobody is going to hold a razor burning event here#although actually if you could find a way to do that without a horrible stench it would be kinda awesome... but I digress#THE POINT IS nobody is going to STOP YOU from removing your body hair I fucking promise ok#I am literally just asking you to not be completely dense!#it is simply not possible for a decision about shaving#especially as a woman#but tbh for anyone#to be made in a vacuum uninfluenced by modern beauty standards#if you do not like your body hair there is a VERY OBVIOUS REASON why that is#stop saying you don't know#you do know! OR you're REALLY fucking stupid
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bed-making as talisman of mental health is genuinely so funny to me - "this will universally make you feel better" or as someone recently said a reminder that "you took a few seconds to be a grown up that morning" b/c it's the epitome of "your experiences are not universal" AND what are you going to do when someone tells you "it does nothing for me," say "actually it does and you're being Difficult?"
#like yes i'm just being a *little* difficult b/c i *am* one of those people who don't#it just has no impact on my day AND i hate getting into a made bed#but like. i food planned and did a week's shopping today. my office is beautiful. i vacuum weekly.#if you told me i wasn't a 'grown up' because i don't make my bed i'd laugh in your face#but also: if it helps you that's great! just you know. your experiences etc#'i have a panacea!' 'your panacea doesn't work for me.' 'yes it does.'
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i think everyone on sunnytwt needs to be sat down so i can explain to them what basic human empathy is. and then maybe i put them in a blender until they agree to write meta about the characters instead of whether or not charlie day got facial reconstruction surgery.
#ada speaks#u do not exist in a vacuum and your words have the capability to harm others#celebrities may not see your tweets but your balding transmasc mutual and your follower who feels self conscious about her nose will#it is fucking bizarre the way these people conduct themselves online#really. really fucking weird man#and then you see them acting like ppl are 'defending rich white men'#instead of taking issue with the actual shit theyre saying#whether or not you think rcg has been 'under the knife' or not#a) how is this any of your business. you are not entitled to this info nor do you have a free pass to criticize someone's personal choice#b) ask yourself why you feel you need to critique alleged surgeries and how they stack up to imposed conventional beauty standards#c) you do not *own* them. you can have opinions on your own attraction to them but#a person getting plastic surgery or hair plugs or whatever is up to them. not you. if it helps to make them feel better then who cares.#just because it doesn't make them attractive to YOU doesn't mean its okay to point and laugh#if a trans guy got top surgery and it was 'botched' would you act like they were stupid for getting it in the first place?#if a trans woman decided she wanted to surgically shave her jaw would you shame her for that?#it's their body. it's not yours.#for the record i don't believe any of them have gotten work done but think its a stupid thing to speculate on regardless#ive watched family members go through plastic surgeries of varying success. ive seen them get botox and hair plugs and everything#normal everyday people do it and it's not always about vanity#it can be for gender reaffirming reasons (and yes this includes when cis people do it) to alleviate dysphoria#trying to point out alleged surgical alterations made is just. gross#not to mention that holy shit MOST of the shit ppl are saying is like. age. different hairstyles. different facial expressions.#maybe if these people actually watched the show theyd be able to see the gang in action instead of staring at pics like spot the difference
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listening to old songs while having 21st century sensitivities is. An Experience. Like my mother Loves listening to 70's-80's salsa and ballads and merengue and what have you........ and then occasionally one of them comes on where the lyrics are about a 40 something taking a schoolgirl's virginity and painting it as the sweetest most romantic and loving thing ever and im here like. my brother in christ that is a MINOR there is NOTHING romantic about it i really hope you're dead right now
#truly a latino moment#Luke rants#you can make it sound as loving and caring as you want but that's still a mINOR#delete later#admittedly some of the lyrics are absolutely beautiful. in a vacuum. and then you're hit with the Minor of it all and it's like WHY??????
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Jesus, I am grateful for vacuums.
#Without one I would have had to sweep up all the dog hair on my floor#that would have not been happy#gratitude journal#jesus#gratitude#vacuum#christianity#dogs#funny#prayer#fypage#christian faith#beautiful
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I must not lay in bed. Laying in bed is the chore killer. Laying in bed is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my chores. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. And when chores have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see their path. Where chores have gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
#and then I can lay in bed#good god#posting this while trying to do chores is also the chore killer#but this has been bouncing around my brain for the last ten minutes while cleaning#Do your chores#It feels good#And then laying in bed will feel even better#imagine. a vacuumed floor.#how beautiful….#dune
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the amount of p*rated silly shows made by shitty people or corporations i enjoy and never talk about or engage with in fandom spaces is that of a beautiful pod of orca whales swimming in the open sea. you too can enjoy p*rated media without platforming shitty people or corporations and increasing their chances of profit off your clicks and general public interaction and also without making it a personality trait. hit post
#j.txt#some things are just between you and your room and that's ok <3#your room is a beautiful vacuum of space. use it <3#sometimes. online fandom as a modern phenomenon of interaction with the arts. is bad#and consuming art for the sole purpose of witnessing it with your eyeballs and your eyeballs alone without a whole thing afterward#because you witnessed it for You and it was fun and you won't remember it by next year anyway because it was just some movie. is good
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I love handheld minivacuum. Handheld minivac my beloved
#big vacuums? lunky. hard to move. louder. mostly throw things back at my shins instead of picking them up#minivac takes a little longer to cover the same space but it does it Better. does it Right the first time.#good for hard floors! good for carpets! easier to maneuver! gets things out of corners that big vacuum has left untouched for years!#she's beauty she's grace she's HANDHELD MINIVAC
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