#vackers

[the-way-astray]

sophie describing della, alden, fitz, and biana: they're so hot that i can barely look away. their beauty is like a force drawing me toward them. they all have insanely good looks. is it even legal to be that good-looking? how is this even possible. i could never be as hot as them. they are literally visually perfect. fitz and biana literally look like a combination of their parents' best features in the best possible way. their gorgeousness blows my mind

sophie describing alvar: yeah, he's good-looking i guess, but not as hot as the rest of them. it's okay, though, because he works out and gels his hair

cracking up forever and always at the way sophie always describes alvar as "hot, but not as hot as fitz and biana"

[famousinfamous]

lukewarm take: it’s not that Alden is abusive it’s just that the entire vacker family line is the result of being exposed to fame from an extremely young age and the entire family is obsessed with perfection and instead of supporting their kids they put huge amounts of pressure onto them.

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

holy shit im BEGGING KOTLC FANARTISTS for desi vackers. come on. indian biana. IN A LEHENGA?? COME ONNNN DONT WASTE THIS POTENTIAL

[im-cool]

Okay I've just been thinking about this all day. The Vacker family, just as a whole, is so dysfunctional like what, how has this not been properly addressed in the books. Something is wrong with them.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

The Vackers are like the five stages of grief as a family

[alvarvacker-ceo]

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im so normal abt sibling relationships in media i swear

[elgatoarcoiris]

For the kotlc cover contest!!

Finished this since last month but forgot to post it here😭

[inkcapjester]

i need more baker fitz appreciation

[chrissabug]

Fitz Vacker

commission for Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

Sketches and linearts on my Patreon

[the-great-gullon-incident]

The erasure of Fitz and Keefe being the weird kids in their grade by this fandom is insane. They were the Vacker kid who kept mysteriously disappearing and some rando who skipped a grade, THEY WERE NOT COOL.

[the-way-astray]

once again spreading my brown-eyed vacker agenda

[alvar-not-vacker]

if this gets 1k notes before the new year, i'll compliment fitz

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

I know the Vackers are described in canon as British (sounding) and white but COME ON. South Asian Fitz Vacker?? Indian Vackers??? Someone get on board with me please-

[im-cool]

I've come to the conclusion that everything is Alden's fault. Alvar turning evil? Alden. Fitz's anger issues? Alden. 1/2 Forkle dead? Alden. World hunger? Alden. Global warming? Alden. Donald Trump? Alden.

[cassieisinthebasementt]

Sophie: I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!!

The elves: …

Sophie: WoAh chill down guys it ‘twas a metaphor-

Marella, whispers: Cannibalism

[eszart]

Biana with her scars ;w;