#v; i don't belong

[jamesdegriz]

You're sick and in relationship with Jordan: headcanons

(Gifs are not mine, please DM for credit if you recognize your work and want to be tugged)

It's a flu season so I hope you will enjoy a little bit of fluff and feeling of being cared for. :)

- I see it going two ways. Either Jordan snaps into protective mode or they start avoiding you, afraid of getting sick themselves.

If it's something light, like a flu, they will let you alone, just checking in on you by messages or calls, occasionally bringing you food and medicine. But if it's something more serious like pneumonia they are too worried and protective to let you deal with this by yourself. In that case...

- Jordan makes you move into their dorm. You take the bed and they would sleep on the couch. They are more snippy and sarcastic then usual (even if you have been in a relationship for awhile) because they are afraid to really show how much you being sick worries them to their core.

○ "You will get sick too." You say in the last attempt to dissuade Jordan from being an overbearing mother hen. "I won't." They reply stubbornly. "My immune system is much stronger to fall for some weak-ass virus." Jordan adds proudly with an half-amused half-dismissive huff. A small fleeting smile on their face doesn't go unnoticed by you when you chuckle despite yourself at the antics of your partner.

- Overbearing isn't enough to describe Jordan when it comes to taking care of the sick you. They make sure and force you to eat if you forget. They impose a strict quarantine and won't let you do anything too physical or go to classes (even online ones) .

- Some of their commonly used phrases include:

"No way in hell you're going to classes like that."

"What gym? I don't care if it's meditative yoga. You're not going, that's my final word."

"You're feeling better already? If you can walk to the door and back without coughing I will consider believing you."

○ "I can take care of myself!" I sniffle with a small pout. "The hell you can. Should I remind you that you have higher fever now because you snuck out to the classes despite me telling you not to?" Jordan counters with the hand on their hip and pointing the thermometer at you accusatorily. "You didn't stay locked up in the room when you were sick" you rebuff under your breath before coughing loudly and sniffling your nose, making you snuggle more into the blankets. Jordan ignores your words as they turn on their heels, tossing their bob out of their face and walk to the other side of the room to make you some more tea.

- If you shiver too much during the night, Jordan would never say it out loud but climb into the bed with you, wrapping their arms tightly around you, warm chest pressing against your shivering back. ○ "Just spew your germs in the other direction. I have an important meeting with Brink in the end of the week." They would grumble into your hair, when you stir slightly awake, giving your middle a light squeeze so you know they care more than they let you know.

- In the evening, after classes and grading papers for Brink Jordan stumbles into their dorm to find you cuddled up in bed watching your comfort series. They switch to their male form as they approach you (I firmly believe that they have an irrational conviction that their invulnerabilty makes them resistant to germs).

○ "Have you eaten anything today?" Jordan asks checking you for fever by pressing the inside of their forearm to your forehead. "No, I had no appetite." You reply softly leaning into their touch. The illness and sleeping not cuddled up to Jordan every night, making you crazy touch starved. "I figured as much," they grumble rolling their eyes. "Here, I got you some soup from the take-out place you like so much." A plastic bag is put in your lap carefully, the warmth radiating to your palms when you wrap your hands around it carefully. Jordan will sit with you, rolling their eyes at your show but not complaining, just to make sure that you will finish your meal.

- No surprise they end up sick after you and you need to take care of them, which is a lot like trying to cuddle a grumpy cat, because Jordan refuses to believe they are sick. It doesn't help that hearing Jordan trying to be sarcastic and defensive with their nose all stuffy, makes you smile and giggle from how adorable they sound. That annoys Jordan even more until they fall silent and start pouting and you have to hug them a kiss the pout away while they try half-heartedly to push you away.

[widowshill]

— But it's almost midnight. — Oh, that's the point! At the stroke of twelve, he turns into Dracula. C'mon, Vicki – he won't bite.

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[zeeckz]

[thatwasthenightthingschanged]

I feel soo disconnected from the tiktok side of the fandom like I just feel like they're completely different from me & that feels weird considering I always thought I get along well with any person who is a swiftie

[uncanny-tranny]

It is unfathomable how significant everything is - I reject the notion that on a cosmological scale, everything "small" is insignificant or unremarkable.

You don't know just how remarkable it is that the things that make up "you" are making up you right now - the materials that are in you could have gone anywhere else. All the material that you are made of is billions of years old, and yet it houses you. Everything on this planet is significant, everything in this universe is significant. Whatever else is out there - from the eukaryotic organisms to the simple little microbes feeding on hot vents in an alien oceans - it's all significant. Don't for a second forget that. Whenever you feel as though nothing about you is significant and that somehow makes you worthless, remember this.

[fooltofancy]

important to understand that my approach to oc design and characterization depends explicitly on how i'm playing that specific game, like. a thing you should know about ilya is that he is the kind of person who will dive into the middle of a large pull ahead of the tank and pop all of his mitigation while screaming because i get distracted and do that. constantly.

... it's the siren's call of the big aoe damage noises, ok.

[slumbergoblin]

Mock comic panel my beloved

[pb-dot]

So I finally finished my SMT 5: Vengance playthrough on the mostly straight port "Canon of Creation" version. It took me forever in part because I was kind of dawdling, and in part because beating Shiva to get the True Neutral Ending was a pain in the ass in ways that JRPGs very seldom are these days. It was a good experience to go through on Hard Mode, and even though I got a bit sick of trying to outsmart that monster truck that walks like a multi-armed man, and final boss Lucifer's HP thresholds were a bit rude, it was a good experience overall. With the classic mode beaten I was excited to start the "Canon of Vengance" run-through that promised... something different and also There Is A Girl Now.

Now, since I was raised on Persona re-releases, I assumed this meant we would be playing as said girl Persona 3 style, but no, she's just kind of along for the ride for now. The diverging point seems to be that said girl has attracted the attention of the Evil (?) Waifu Squad, who is triggering my "wait, is this just Organization 13 again?" senses like you wouldn't believe. I'm going to see where this storyline is going obviously, since there clearly is some sort of esoterica-inspired nonsense going on here, what with the Waifu Squad calling themselves the Qadištu and how they are quite cryptic about things, but I won't lie, this story-line is off to a rough start.

[zoekrystall]

Did that fav pkmn thing on a whim and I'm sorry for all my babies I didn't choose bc I really like too many by some.

Love how it's mostly pretty ones and then there's clodsire. Even tho I got it in my team since the beginning of violet do I continuously forget its name bc I just call it by the nickname blobby (one of the rare times I didn't spend hours googling the perfect nickname but it nonetheless is a perfect one)

And for fun without any legendaries as fav

Reg nicknames I even write all down so I only spend decades once for each pkmn (unless I don't like the prev one anymore). Need to update that someday since it's mostly old revolution ones but hey. Blaze do I use for arcanine nowadays more and ninetails got others. Gardevoir got soteria nowadays which I prefer more. Etc.

[jamesdegriz]

A few personal headcannons about Jordan and being in a relationship with them (gn!reader)

There's a smut under this line! MDI!!!!

(GIFs are not mine but found so if you recognise your work and want to be tugged send me a DM 🙂)

- They are the total dom! in their female form. If you want roughness, relentless teasing and dirty talk they are there with the strap-on, fingers and skilled tongue to make you moan, whimper and beg till you can't think straight.

-Male form Jordan is a closetted pillow princess (I would die on that hill). Unless you rile them up or make them jealous so they have to fuck you into the nearest bathroom/closet, they would much prefer to lay down and let you have all control.

- Also if you want to tease them do it when they are in male form, just be prepared for retaliation when they switch.

- Be prepared for bruises, love bites and hickeys.

• The first time they see bruises of their fingers left on you hips and thighs, they feel guilty. That is until they realise that everytime anything brushes over the bruises, you blush furiously remembering how you got them.

• They would also kiss every single one of the bruises, whispering praises into your skin before going down on you.

• They would not admit that they love the small exclamations of suprise and despair when you notice more hickeys on your neck and chest the next morning.

• They would buy you a lot of scarves to cover up as an only half-sincere apology attempt. That's before they realise those scarves can be used to tie your hands while they are edging you. (And maybe chocking if you are into the breath play)

- I also think that they would enjoy edging you all through a movie when you're cuddled to watch something in the afternoon or evening.

• They most probably wouldn't let you cum till the credits roll, but if you do they would make you come as many times as you can handle (and a few times more than you think you're capable of)

• They will whisper dirty praises into your ear, telling how good you are doing and how you can take some more.

• They will rut into you ass or side, essentially dry humping you, while they tease you.

- Intense love/hate relationship with you sneaking under their desk to give them blowjob or cunni as they try to study.

• One time, on a dare, it was under their TA desk in Crimefighting building. It was incredibly lucky that you didn't get caught.

• They blatantly refuse to see the problem when they do the same to you. One time while your presentation for an online class. You had to retake that class.

- More about parties and quickies:

Despite how my ADHD loves to imagine Jordan domming the hell out of their partner. I also like the idea of making the first move.

• It starts with just an affectionate quick kisses here and there, before turning feverish, messy with the hands in each other hair.

• When you're finally alone, you hand sneaks into their pants feeling how wet or hard they are already for you.

- Your fingers run along their slit, the lips puffy and wet. You rub their clit between your fingers watching their face for reaction. Their lips are pursed in what others might assume is unamused expression but you know better. They are just being bratty, not entirely liking that you're taking charge.

- You wrap your fingers around their cock, starting a slow pace. You tease the sensative head with your thumb with every up stroke. They throw their head against the wall, cracking it slightly on impact. They bite their lower lip trying to keep moans in check as their cheeks flush red.

[renthewerecatboi]

there's nothing i hate more than people who interrupt 1 on 1 duels

[widowshill]

If you're still doing character bingo and haven't gotten her yet: Laura Murdoch Collins <3

a few people requested her and i think it's because everyone knows that i'm batshit (ha) insane about this woman. what if bertha mason was a blonde femme fatale in the middle of collinsport's most toxic manslaughter polycule. i'm in love with her. laura collins wants to grill me to a crisp? medium or medium well my beautiful beloved terrible wife?

[amillixnvoicesarch]

” go away! i’m miserable. “ - ( Alex ) @leschanceux

       “I’ve come ALL this way to cheer you up!” Granted, the White House might have been bigger than most houses people lived in, but it’s not THAT far from her room to his. Still. It’s not about that.

     “I also have pizza, and face masks.” She lifts her foot to bang it against the door once more. “I could also paint your nails if you want me to? I think red and blue would suit you well.” She hasn’t actually brought those with her, but she could get them if needed, though June thinks that’s a thing for future THEM. “Come on, I’m your sister. Don’t make me go looking for some embarrassing baby pictures to send them to Henry.”

[theladymuses]

ᴏɴ ᴇsᴍᴇ́'s ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ: ᴀ ᴛʜᴏᴜꜱᴀɴᴅ & ᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡꜱ

While fixing up Es's doc, I realized I didn't really explain her ability so here we go!!! This will be linked on her page for future reference.

A Thousand & One Shadows, as the name might suggest, allows Es to manipulate shadows regardless of whether it belongs to hers, another person or an object. So long as a shadow is within her range, she can control it. The number of shadows she can manipulate at a time is (predictably...) 1,001.

The ability is quite versatile; she can use shadow as an extension of her body, storage, transport and even as a defensive medium.

In the past, Esmé has used this ability to hold weaponry, documents and even people. When using her own shadow, the only limitation on storage is the weight she can carry which is why she avoids using her own shadow to store heavy items for that would slow her down. However, this limit doesn't hold if the shadows aren't her own.

To use shadow as a medium of transport, multiple must overlap to form a path for her to move along. It is possible to shine a light to disrupt her movement because she won't be able to go where a shadow can't connect.

Similarly, Esmé can use a shadow for defence. It can absorb the impact of a blow, swallow a bullet or other weaponry and project them elsewhere (this is visually kind of like Nikolai's ability if that's easier to picture!).

The ability compliments her professionally, enabling her to listen in on conversations without needing to be there, transport both people and objects using shadow as an intermediary, and even hide when need be.

The ability cannot be deactivated without making physical contact with her.

[noxtivagus]

bro i just want to sit n think of stories ( i got off-topic in tags but oh my god i really just want to write again.. SO MUCH WORDS N THOUGHTS N IDEAS IN MY HEAD HFLKASJDFS ><; )

[poswiecenia]

@amanturine - ‘  please ,  one  more  kiss  in  the  kitchen  before  we  turn  the  lights  off .  ’ (kaveh) \ 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒖𝒔

( 🎨 ) HE HAD TO wonder what was so special about the kitchen where the gambler had to have the kiss right now but . . he wasn't anything less than considerate to what people wanted. he smiles , a beautiful thing that was like a gem in a desert , his hand taking one of aventurine's as he moved closer toward him.

❛ IF THAT IS what you need , habibi. ❜ he leans in then , gently pressing his forehead against aventurine 'fore initiating the kiss ; featherlight to begin with until deepening it to EXPRESS HIS DEVOTION.