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NLD 🔴⚪️⏳

[mosalahd]

everyone’s favourite main character of brazil nt for @queerbenched !

send me football players to doodle!

[iwishf1wasreal]

F1 Driver NSFW Profile: ✷ Lewis Hamilton ✷

smut ✷ 18+ readers only

I. Flirt. He’s a shy sort of suave. He wants to come off cool and laid back. Thank God he never has to worry if he’s dressed well. Lewis is all about eye contact, making sure to look over the frame of whatever sunglasses he’s wearing so he can hold your gaze. It’ll be hard for him to look away; maybe he’ll keep your eyes for as long as he can by looking back or walking backward. He’ll flash his million-dollar smile at you; make sure you know he’s noticed you too. If there are cameras around, he’s pretty much going to stand 40 feet away from you, but if it’s amongst the trusted inner circle or just the two of you, he is stuck to you like glue. When you first meet, he’s flirty in a relaxed sense; it won’t come across as him being particularly interested, just friendly. He takes his time sussing you out and getting a feel for you. But once he’s ready to make his intentions known, he’s laying on the charm. Making you laugh, taking any excuse to brush against you. II. Propositioning.   Warm hands caressing down your back, spending a generous amount of time on your ass before smoothing down your calves. He’ll peck kisses anywhere he can reach, his endless brown eyes meeting yours as his lips roam your body. Lewis wants to seduce and be seduced. He likes kissing–[loves] kissing. Has a hard time having sex [without] kissing. He wants your tongue hot and heavy in his mouth. Lewis likes to tease too. If the mood strikes and you start to put the moves on him, he'll play dumb. Straight up pretends not to notice, wait and see how far you’ll go before you push him down onto the sofa and straddle him.

III. Libido. It’s relatively high, but he’s also creeping up to his forties. Don’t get me wrong, he has no trouble getting (or maintaining) an erection, but it takes him a bit longer to get him up and ready…especially if it’s a night after drinking. So, he doesn’t mind a bit of soft play, whether it's your mouth or the soft glide of your hand. He’s not too picky. He feels so much closer to his partner during and after sex. Lewis feels like there’s no other connection in the world like it and would probably even be down to try sex magic if you were into that kind of thing. 

IV. Turn-Ons: tame & nasty. Tame: Expensive clothes. When you hold him close to whisper in his ear. Laughing with your head thrown back. A nice fitting pair of trousers. Pretty, fast cars. Private beaches and cabanas. Outdoor showers. Spoiling you. Facetime calls to show him what you’re wearing. Getting along with his mum and step-mum. Having inside jokes with his brother. Fitting right into a game of footy with his nieces and nephews. Musicality in any way, shape, or form. Shy silliness that he gets to draw out of you. Diamonds on bare skin.  Nasty: When he fucks you so good you can’t even get out a moan, and it looks like  you’re having a sexy exorcism. Pulling your panties to the side instead of just pulling them off. Lowkey always wants to get caught; fucks you with the windows of your cabana wide open, or herds you into the single stall. Tender love and care to his balls. When you tell him that his dick is the best you’ve ever had. Receiving unsolicited your nudes. Mutual masturbation. Lingerie sets with lace bras and satin panties. The way your ass kinda makes a heart-shape in certain positions of doggy. Titties in his mouth. Topless beaches with wandering hands. V. Self-stimulation. Ideally, he would be able to Facetime you, and you could figure out a solution together. He'll use a video if the timezone doesn’t permit that, and he’s not desperate enough to wake you or disturb you at work. He can still appreciate porn, but if he wants to finish, he’d prefer to do it to you. VI. Foreplay. He almost pays too much attention to foreplay. It’s like he’s in some kind of competition with himself to see how wet he can make you before he finally slips inside. As he’s come into adulthood, he’s realised how powerful the act of cunnilingus is. He has his own version of getting drunk off your sex, usually in the form of semi-incoherent philosophical babbles of how we’re all connected and how beautiful your pussy is.

VII. Rhythm. He likes to keep it fresh but prefers deep, unhurried sex. Taking your time getting to know each other and savouring the feeling of the two of you together. He’s not afraid to moan or let his nastiest thoughts roll off his tongue. Most often he’ll be asking how it feels, for you to be louder. He likes egging you on. VIII. How He Likes It He’s a classic man. Doggy has a special place in his heart. He likes plenty of other positions, too, of course. But there’s just something about getting to watch your ass shake as he disappears inside you. You bent over, wet and moaning and rutting back against him. Rarely do you get to feel like you have the upper hand on him–he’s got lightning fast reflexes, strength and confidence that often make you feel like he’s not even real. Except in the bedroom and he has your front pressed into the bed and you start to work to throw your hips back to meet his thrusts. He nearly busts right then and there every time. 

IX. Location, location, location. A hopeless romantic, ideally, he’d have rose petals all over the floor and candles littering the entire place. But that’s not always feasible, though he still tells you it’s what you deserve. And though he’d deny it, ducking his head to hide the burning on his cheeks but the hot tub seems to hold a special place in his heart. To the point where his buddies will point and giggle at it the second you’re aboard a yacht for the week or they notice it on the balcony through the curtains. Somehow, they always seem to be one on your holidays or hotel rooms. And you both do you best to use it to the best of your abilities.  X. Kinky. He’s open minded and easy to approach. He likes experimenting when he feels safe and he feels safest with you. Depending on the mood, he can be gently encouraging, complimenting and worshipping you into bliss. Or, he can be a little more demanding, a little less lenient and a little more mean. He’s good at playing. He likes playing…as long as you seem like you are too. Any fantasy you feel like trying, he’s all ears. Rarely will he outright deny you–about most things–especially sex.

XI. Bedroom aids/Toys He’s not stupid, obviously you use toys whilst he’s away or busy. He doesn’t mind adding them in with the both of you either. It really only took one time for him to watch your eyes roll back in your head after just two minutes on the second to highest setting. Lately, his latest exploration in the bedroom has involved plugs. Nothing gets his heart pumping blood to his crotch quite like when you bend over and reveal you’ve decided to surprise him with one. Something about the shimmer of something in your ass while he sheeths himself deep inside you feels like ecstasy. 

XII. Cum. He can go for a while. He’s old enough where he doesn't need to lay back and think of England. He would prefer to finish after you though with the ferocity of your sex life, it’s quite literally always a competition to get others to cum first. Ideally, he’d finish inside of you but obviously sometimes that’s not always fisable. Though, more than enough times have you two snuck off for a quickie and you’re left uncomfortably wet in your panties after.

XIII. Pleasure reciprocation. Lewis loves to go down on you. Likes hearing all your moans and whines and any other noise he can get you to make. When his focus is on you and getting you to cum, he turns into an assertive yet gentle figure. He has plans for you, he’d like for you to follow them. But he’s not above giving into your desperation or gently teasing you for how worked up you get. He can teeter more towards mean when he feels like it though rarely can keep it up. By the time you’ve finished, he’s melted back into his true self. Making sure you’re not too far gone or nothing got too out of hand. Despite it all though, he makes you feel like he’s hungry for you. Like just the site of you or your body could drive him wild enough to cloud all his thoughts.

XIV. Bonus.

“I wanna show you something,” Lewis tells you, head down with his eyes focused on his phone. You approach him in the living room but don't make it to him before the TV on the wall above him blinks on. It shows the generic home display before it goes black again. But it's only for a moment. Then, a grainy, night vision video starts to play. 

It takes you a moment to realise what is. It’s not until you hear the video playback what sounds like Lewis’ laugh. On screen, now  in clear view of the camera, you dragged Lewis to one of the outdoor sofas. Suddenly, you recognize everything in the video.

It from the boat trip you took a few weeks ago, traipsing around Greece with some friends before Lewis had to get back in race mode for the foreseeable future. It was late, all your friends had gone to bed and the crew had been tipped heavily to give you some privacy on deck.

You’re standing there watching yourself, watching your mouth meet his and moan in pleasure. In person, you don’t realise he’s even standing behind you until a gentle hand on your middle startles you out of your gaze.  

“You remember that?” he asks softly, with a small nod towards the TV. You nod, letting out a distracted ‘mmhmm’ as you keep your eyes on the screen. His other hand meets your other side, palms softly caressing against the t-shirt you wore. 

Back on the boat, you had already pulled Lewis free from the confines of his joggers. You were on the floor, on your knees. Even with the state of the art speakers Lewis had installed, you can’t make out what he’s saying to you on video. Just the soft rasp of his voice as he eggs you on.

“How did you get this?” you ask, your throat dry. You had taken him into your mouth on the boat, Lewis throwing his head back in pleasure on screen. It was nice to see him–actually see what he looked like while you gave him head. Up close was one thing, but watching the effect you had on him has your insides somersaulting.

“I told you I’d have them get rid of the footage.” 

Neither of you were stupid. You both knew something as risky as this would require some damage control but Lewis promised you he’d take care of it.

“Yes, but how do you have it?” you gulp after a particularly loud moan vibrates off the screen. 

Lewis doesn’t answer you, just laughs softly as he moves to start placing kisses on your neck. His hands move from your waist, roaming over your arms, then your shoulders. The roughness of his skin against the softness of your skin feels euphoric. But he stops the motion all too soon, one his hands clasping over each of your wrists. In front of you, your past self is already mounting your boyfriend, his hands eager to expose your breasts from the bikini you were wearing. 

Loud, lewd sounds fill the room, echoing off the TV and bathing the both of you in a symphony of your own moans. You can feel Lewis’ breath against your neck, his hands still holding your wrists. You watch as his hand slipped over your core, pads of his fingers finding the perfect spot to send you over the edge. The sight of it makes you hotter, your skin starting to feel clammy and stomach somersaulting. Instinctively, you lean further back into Lewis, trying to instinctually rut yourself against him for some kind of relief. 

But he’s not taking any of it. Just tightens his grip on your wrists and moves so you can’t roll your hips back against him. 

The sounds on the TV get loud. You can hear the sound of your bodies meeting amongst the huffs and moans. It doesn’t matter how much you beg, how pathetically you mewl at Lewis to let you do something. He doesn’t care. Doesn’t even really let you look at him. At best you can get is the cocky smirk and devious gleam in his eyes before he’s gathering both your wrists in one hand and fixing your gaze ahead by your chin. 

Your heart feels like its beating out of your chest. Your skin is sticking to your clothes, working up a sweat from how hot you feel underneath your clothes. Lewis makes you watch the whole thing like that. Forced to watch both orgasms he gave you. Forced to listen to the defeated sigh of satisfaction Lewis gives as you pulled yourself off of him. Forced to watch the glistening trail of yourselves that even the shitty security camera could pick up sliding down your leg.

You don’t even have to move to tell how wet you are once the TV finally turns off. Looking (and feeling) like you’re in a trance, Lewis chuckles proudly and presses a kiss to your hair. 

“Now, go upstairs. Take all your clothes off. And wait for me.” He says, pressing one more kiss to your temple. He pulls away just a touch so he can look you in the eyes. “But do not touch yourself.” He taps his pointer finger to the tip of your nose and pats your ass as your single to get moving. 

You do as you're told and head upstairs. Meanwhile, Lewis gets working on some drinks for the pair of you. He only gets as far as pulling his mock-Tequilas from the cabinet before he hears what at first sounds like your phone going off. But the buzzing he hears through the upstairs floor doesn’t stop. He freezes in place to listen. The buzzing keeps going, far longer than any ringtone would. 

As soon as he realises what you’re doing, he drops what he’s doing and makes a break for the stairs. You can hear him calling your name through the bedroom door as he takes them to at a time to get to you.

[bunnimew]

Your hot opinions on Pitch and Jack design-wise, and what you would change about them 👀? What would that include: their physical appearance and or their wardrobe choice 👀?

Hey, Anon!! Oooh spicy.

I understand why they went with a simple, smooth design for Pitch. But that man is too larger-than-life for that to be his only outfit. Also his footies are ridiculous. Pls give that man some badass boots. Or foot wraps. Even just a pattern on his robe would have been cool, or a high neck collar with that deep v plunge. (I usually give him a high neck collar when I draw him anyway. 😂 It at least references his military background from the books.) They had so many details on North and Bunny and Jack, and then Pitch is just a matte fabric?... I feel like we were robbed. I would have ONLY been okay with his base design as is IF we also got some crazy transformations like in some of the concept art. WE DESERVE MORE CRAZY SHADOW SHIFTING MONSTER PITCH! And Jack's subsequent monster-lover awakening. ;)

I'm not big on Jack's brown pants. It looks alright in the movie settings, and the brown was clearly chosen to soften his color palette and throwback to the outfit he died in, but from a fashion standpoint, it's boring. It's not striking. It's bland. The kind of color you wear to blend into the background. And the straps around his shins are ridiculous. It's like they realized the pants are lackluster af and went, 'But what if we added belts?' in true late 90s style. But then they couldn't make them actual punk belts, because that un-softens the soft they were going for, so they just BSed some nonsense straps and called it a day. It works for his, 'idgaf what I'm wearing' vibe, but with pants like that, nobody can claim Jack is trying to stand out. Which is interesting, since Jack is supposed to be trying to get noticed. This... this is giving me an idea for a fic.

They did do amazing with the frost edges along his clothes. It gives Jack an elegance while still remaining casual. And the hoodie is iconic at this point, but it'd be cool if he kept something like a cloak. Something long and flowy that billows in all that wind he travels on. :)

This was a fun, and inspiring, question to consider! Thank you so much Anon! 🖤💙

[dastardlydandelion]

ykw, since this is basically a blog for my ao3/writing n i write a lotta billy, i might as well go ahead and clarify a few things just in case anyone was wondering. i write him bc: 

1) his stepmom is hot af and i’m drawn to troubled familial relations. 

2) his mom-mom is also hot af, see above. 

3) my introduction to billy was the clip of him screaming defiantly at this huge freaky lookin monster whilst being skewered and i mean, c’mon, that was badass af!!! also the aesthetics? his black blood?? the meat spider’s fucking spiky ass tongue?? my horror brain lit up like a neon sign, ngl, i dug that shit. 

4) on that note, i was introduced to him backwards. i did not realize just how *much* of a piece of shit he was until better belated further research. my bad. 

i 100% feel no scrap of anything positive toward this character as canonically depicted. in canon seems like he’s just bargain brand henry bowers. now, for me personally there’s nothing esp engrossing abt henry bowers to begin with, let alone his knockoffs. this is such a stock character there was another one as recently as creeepshow s1-- actually, his name was billy too!! lmao, shit, was that intentional? do the bowers knockoffs have their own knockoffs now?? well, anyway. i’ll continue to write a bowdlerized version of billy as akin to disney’s v much bowdlerized version of the little mermaid, or any given children’s picture book of hansel and gretal, or like, like-- those wildly different action movie interpretations of hansel and gretal. but. just for the record, while i don’t and won’t watch st, i’ve learned enough to know this guy sucks majorly n i don’t care for him at all. 

[13uswntimagines]

We’re the Lucky Ones (Christen Press x Reader)

Request: the reader is a recovering drug addict and doesn’t think they deserve everything they have? if you want to maybe incorporate cp as the reader's wife

Author’s Note: This one was also going to be way more angsty, but when i sat down to write it, this popped out. I hope you enjoy! Hit me up with comments, and feedback or if you just wanna say Hi!

The little red poker chip felt heavy in your hand, the ridges catching on your fingers as you rubbed it. As you traced the little 1 that was imprinted in the center. 

A year ago, you never thought that you would see this day. The day that marked your 1 year anniversary of being clean. The fight to get here was rough, an uphill climb they called it, but you could honestly say that you felt so much better like this. And it helped that you were no longer at risk of losing everything you held near and dear to you. That you no longer had to push them away out of fear. 

“You ready babe?” Christen asked from the driver's seat beside you. Her hand moved to cover your own, stopping you from rolling the poker chip between your fingers. You sighed, finally meeting her eyes. 

“You promise it’s just Tobin, Kell, and Lex right? Like the youngins didn’t convince you that I wanted a party?” You asked hesitantly. While some people thought that it was a celebratory occasion, you just wanted it to be normal. 

You shouldn’t need a one-year sobriety date at all. They shouldn’t have to worry about you taking pain killers after a game. You shouldn’t have let them down in the first place, and you didn’t want to draw any more attention to your worst life choices and coping mechanisms than absolutely necessary. 

****

See, 2016 had been very difficult. Your mom died three weeks before the start of the Olympics, and your dad forbade you from going to the funeral because you were dating Christen. Then three games in you had a collision with a Canadian defender and ended up with a broken clavicle, benching you for the rest of the tournament. The team lost and Christen was devastated and you couldn’t help but blame yourself because you were benched. 

Instead of coping like a normal person, you self medicated with the pain pills you were given. You limped along like that, abusing pain meds and hiding your spiraling from your wife and your friends. Things had come to a head 7 months before the World Cup, and you had almost lost everything. You went to rehab, made the team, and brought home the gold. 

*****

“It’s only Tobin, Kell, and Lex and we’re just going to play some footie and get some ice cream,” Christen nodded, bringing her hand up to affectionately rub your cheek and pull you in for a chaste kiss. You smiled and your shoulders relax as you released a deep breath you didn’t know you were holding. 

“Cool,” You mumbled, resting your forehead on her shoulder and taking in the comforting smell that surrounded her. You loved your wife and you would tell her every day. She ran her fingers through your hair, scratching your scalp. Her head rested on yours. 

“I’m so proud of you,” She murmured, kissing the sling just behind your ear. 

“You shouldn’t have to be,” you grumbled, sitting up and straightening your shirt. 

“Well I am,” She smiled triumphantly, more than used to you wanting to minimize every one of your sobriety milestones. She knew how hard you worked to make unnecessary amends. You were the one who decided to accept help and the one who took each very difficult step in recovery. And she would stand by you and help you through the rest. 

*****

A day playing footie with your best friends and wife was exactly what you needed to lift your spirits. Between Kelley’s antics and Tobin's jokes, you were in a better mood than ever. Alex’s pout every time you megged her was priceless and Christens giggle put you even more at ease. 

You were sitting under a tree, as it was your turn to sit out in the 2 v 2 game, focusing on Christen’s footwork (definitely not checking her out). 

You were staring so intently that you didn’t see the other ball flying in your direction, only looking up when a loud “Hey look out!!!” Caught your attention. You moved just in time to catch the soccer ball headed straight for your head, smiling at a little girl who came racing your way. 

“Whoa, kid, nice foot you got there,” You laughed, tossing the ball back towards the little girl, her cheeks flaming red. 

“I promise I wasn’t aiming for you!” The girl rushed out, not noticing your friends walking up behind her, nearly jumping out of her skin when Tobin grasper hef shoulder. 

“Don’t tell her that kid, makes the shot way less impressive,”

“What’s your name?” Alex asked, kneeling down to be eye level with her. 

“C-Camren,” She stuttered, clearly enamored by the number of national team players surrounding her. 

“Well Camren, since you almost pegged me in the head, how bout I sign it for ya?” You sent her a lopsided grin. 

“Really?” Camren asked with wide eyes. 

“Sure kid,” Your wife nods, picking up her purse from behind you to get a marker. She dug through her bag looking for a Sharpe she kept for this occasion.

“Excuse me, I don’t want to cause a problem, but are you sure she should be around kids?” A woman who she assumed was the child’s mom approached her, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder. Christen looked up at the woman, raising her eyebrow. 

“Why?”

“Well I’m sure you ladies are aware of her… history,” The woman said hesitantly, glancing your way with disdain, and you froze the ball falling to the grass. 

“Oh, right,” you cleared your throat, trying to squash the feeling of shame, your good mood suddenly gone. You glanced down at the ball settled in the grass, refusing to look up.“well I’m sure my friends would like to sign your ball,” You sent the girl a pained smile, covering your grimace. 

“They certainly make better role models, honestly I don’t know how you stayed with her after everything she pulled,” Camren’s mother snorted as you stood, her lip curling. “you don’t deserve her,” 

Your shoulders sunk and you nodded. 

“I know, I’m gonna go,” you mumbled, pointing towards the car. You knew that Christen deserved so much better than you, but having it thrown in your face hurt. 

“I’ll go with you,” Kelley leaped up, intertwining your arms and shooting your wife a questioning glance. 

“I’ll be there in a second,” She waves you off, her lips forming a thin line. Tobin took off after you, stealing your hat when she caught up. 

“Good riddance,” The lady mumbled under her breath, staring a hole in your back as you left, missing the agitated glance Alex and Christen shared. Today was about covertly celebrating how well you were doing, about combatting the thoughts that you struggled with, not dredging up the past. 

“You know, she’s the strongest person I’ve ever met, and it’s a shame that you can’t see past a mistake,” Alex said deadly calm. The woman scoffed, waving her hand dismissively. 

“Once an addict always an addict,”

“See that’s the problem, you think you know her and the whole story and you don’t. Your kids would be lucky to turn out half as well as she has. She made her mistake and works every day to make up for it,” Christen ground out with, not sparing the woman another glance as she gathered up your belonging and stalked off towards you, shaking her head. How could people be so close-minded? 

*****

You licked your ice cream slowly, refusing to make eye contact with the four women shooting you worried glances. You were being very quiet, too quiet. 

Kelley raised her eyebrows, tilting her head in your direction and making a bunch of weird facial expressions as if to say that they needed to do something about your mopeyness. It had plagued you for a long time, your unyielding need for atonement, despite having already received it. 

Christen shook her head, afraid that pushing you would do more harm than good. Kelley rolled her eyes, deciding that if no one else was going to do it, then she was. 

“Don’t listen to any of the shit that lady said,” She said offhandedly, licking her cone and completely stopping the flow of the small talk the other three women had been having. You froze, pulling the spoon out of your mouth with a pop, wide eyeing the group. 

“I just..- she’s right. No kid should ever look up to an ex-drug addict,” You mumbled, returning your spoon to the icecream and stirring it, staring at it intently. 

“No, they should look up to the woman who has sought help,” Your wife hummed, placing a finger under your chin and forcing your y/e/c orbs to meet your own. 

“The woman who would do anything for her friends, even if it meant burying all of her own pain,” Tobin added, her hand covering yours and rubbing circles on it. 

“The most loving and supportive women that I’ve ever met,” Alex smiled, nudging your shoulder, effectively creating an Y/n sandwich with Kelley. Christen placed a chaste and gentle kiss on your lips, leaving behind the taste of her pistachio ice cream. You licked your lips chasing the flavor. 

“I’m lucky to have you guys. I don’t think I would have been able to do this without you,” You murmured, pulling the little red chip from your pocket and spinning it absentmindedly through your fingers. It was a habit you had acquired in rehab that followed you throughout your recovery. You flicked the chip with your thumb, sending it tumbling through the air, only for it to be caught by Kelley. Your eyes snapped or hers. 

“We’re the lucky ones to have someone as strong as you,”

[shreddedparchment]

A Playful Family

OTP Challenge 10/02/2020

Pairing: Thor x Reader          Word Count: 2,003

Warnings: Adult themes, language, LOTS of more fluff, sexy talk

A/N: This is for @thefanficfaerie​ ‘s OTP Challenge. I’m really enjoying these! Writing these out and just getting them out right away without worrying too much about plot. Just character stories with a family I already love. If you happen to reblog, thanks so much for helping me spread my work! xoxo

“NO!” Thor shouts, nearly pushing your heart to stopping as he jumps towards you from the stairs.

You jump and gasp, pressing your hand against your chest as you try to catch your breath.

“Thor, what the fu-?”

“Ah-ah!” Thor chastises you, frowning. “Little ears abound, my sweetest, beautiful, loving, and most of all forgiving wife.”

He closes the distance between you, putting his hands on your hips and pulling you against his chest.

“What did you do?” You ask him, suspicious but he chuckles and kisses you, bring both hands up to hold your head still as he does.

His kiss is sweet and warm, a fluttering of his lips prompts yours open and he tastes you, guiding your head to the right as his own goes left and he wraps his arms around you to support your weight as he dips you to the side and very nearly sweeps you off your feet.

Your eyebrows shoot up into your hairline as your arms go limp and you drop your sewing bag. Without its weight, you reach up and wrap your arms around his neck loosely as Thor kisses all of your senses away.

He draws his tongue out slowly, letting it trace the center part of your upper lip as he stands you upright again. When you’re straight he gives you one final peck.

You’re not unaware of the fact that you’re standing there with your arms around him, lips still puckered, and your eyes shut as your now foggy mind begins to clear.

Holy fuck, this man can kiss.

“Now I know you did something.” You mumble.

Thor laughs but reaches down to take your bag and hurries around to hang it in its spot by the door. Your little bungalow, gifted by Tony when Thor had left you pregnant—though in his defense he didn’t know you were pregnant when he left you—hasn’t changed much. There are new additions to your walls and tables. New pictures with Thor and Rosie and Ben looking bigger and happier with his sister and his daddy at his side.

Your little kitchen with it’s round table is more scuffed than before with Thor here to add his own rough touch to it every now and then. Ben’s booster seat is gone as he’s grown enough to sit without one, but Rosie’s highchair sits among the other three, pink and yellow and green. And all throughout an array of pumpkins, both plaster and plastic, Rosie’s color changing ones on the island counter by the jar of Splenda packets.

Ben’s spoopy mirrors are hung upstairs along the hallway, wrapped in pulled cotton spiderwebs.

“I have done nothing. That is to say, nothing worth you getting angry at me over.” Thor corrects himself when you look skeptical. “May I ask a favor?”

With your arms hanging at your side, your coat still on, Thor slides behind you and helps you take it off. “Depends on the favor.”

Thor nods, moving to stand before you as he folds your jacket neatly and works out the creases you’ve made throughout the day. “What if I told you it was more a favor for Ben, than for me? Would that make you more amenable?”

You glare at him, reaching down with his hands nice and busy, and slide it far back enough that you can reach his butt and give it a pinch.

He jumps, “Hey!”

“You using our son to get me to agree to play your sick games?” You accuse.

Thor smiles slowly, softly, and the look in his eyes drives all teasing from you and makes your stomach flip. How can he look at you like that? How can he mean it? After everything you two have been through to get to this happy place—this happy home—you still can’t believe that Thor picked you.

“Only if it works.” He admits.

“Fine.” You sigh.

Thor smiles more widely then moves around you to hang your coat.

His heat suddenly wraps around you from behind, his hands tracing all the way down to your wrists then the backs of your hands which he cups gently, taking hold of them as he presses himself against you.

You can feel his pelvis pressed against your bottom, the subtle rubbing he’s teasing you with probably to punish you for the pinch to his butt.

When he speaks, the heat of his breath wafts along your ear and neck, chills erupting along your skin as your heart begins to pound and your panties become suddenly soaked.

“Close your eyes.” He whispers, voice so deep you can feel it in your hoo-haw.

“Thor-” You plead, hating him every bit for torturing you.

He leans a little further forward and presses a kiss to your cheek. “Please?”

You sigh but do as he wishes, shutting your eyes tight.

He takes hold of your head again, tilting it back and sideways until your lips meet his and he gives you another world melting kiss that leaves you breathless and hungry for more.

“I’ll be right back.” He tells you, then abandons you and what sounds like sprinting up the stairs.

“You’re gonna break the house!” You call to him, but he doesn’t reply.

A few minutes pass and your patience grows thin. You open your eyes and look up at the second floor landing but find it empty.

“Thor? How much longer?!”

“Do you have your eyes shut?!” Thor booms down the stairs.

You sigh, shaking your head as you turn slowly and press your hands over your eyes. With a smile you wait, your mind racing with all the possible surprises Thor and Ben might have cooked up in your absence.

“Okay! They’re shut.”

You try not to turn instantly when you hear Thor’s footsteps coming down the stairs accompanied by the sound of much smaller feet at his side.

You can hear Ben’s quiet giggle, his voice a little hiss. “Mommy will wuv it, wight daddy?”

“She’ll love it.” Thor whispers back and your heart could explode with the love you have for your boys.

They stop walking and a moment passes before Thor clears his throat. “Okay, you can look now.”

You turn, much too eager to see what they’ve been doing to take it slow and you very nearly fall to your knees at the sight of them.

All three of them, Thor, Ben at his side, and Rosie kicking and slapping her hands against Thor’s chest in excitement are dressed in footie pajamas.

Thor’s are black, the outline of bones along every inch of it making him look like a walking skeleton. Ben’s a little scarecrow with brown shoes, green pants with sewn in patches, a checkered red and yellow shirt with a patched up brown vest. Just above where the shoes end, where his pants end, and where his shirt meets his neck and wrists are tufts of soft stringy sun colored threads and fabric to make it look as if he is indeed fill with hay.

In Thor’s arms, Rosie’s own onesie is black on the top with what looks like the outline of what should be a corset that runs into the skirt of her pajamas stitched into the onesie, and then her legs are purple and green, made to look like a witch’s socks.

“Oh my goodness!” You gasp, genuinely pleased by the sight, downright tickled by how adorable your babies look but you play up the reaction for the benefit of your little ones.

Ben giggles, jumping once but remembers the rule about jumping in the house and stops immediately.

“You wike it, mommy?” Ben asks, clinging to Thor’s free hand tightly.

“I love it, sweet pea. Oh you all look so amazing! Come here, come give me a hug!” You drop to your knees and open your arms for him and he flies right for you, clinging tight when he’s in your arms.

“Surprise!” Thor exclaims, grabbing Rosie’s hand and shaking her little fist in celebration, then speaks for her. “Surprise, momma!”

“My Rosie, look at her, she looks so dang cute, Thor! Where did you find these?” You let Ben pull away from you as he runs into the living room, excited and eager to expend the extra energy that this little show has given him.

“At the shop, when we went to buy the decorations. I have yours upstairs. Yours is all white, with a shocked ghost face on it. Kinda looks like you did when I startled you.” He chuckles, teasing you heartlessly.

“Jerk.” You laugh, getting up and reaching for Rosie. She throws herself at you and you smother her cheek with kisses as Thor marches into the living room after Ben.

“Alright, son, we’ve shown your mother the pajamas. It’s time for bed.”

Ben gives a small defiant whine but then struts to the stairs and with lead in his feet and a pout on his lips, he walks up the stairs with Thor trailing behind him.

~~~~~~~~~~

“Are you really trying it on?” Thor calls from the room, waiting for you to make your appearance in your Halloween themed PJs.

“Of course. I need you to see me in it.” You tell him, wicked and knowing as to what you’re about to do.

He deserves it. He really deserves it after what he pulled downstairs.

“You’re not looking right?” You check, waiting with your hand on the door to your bathroom.

You’d left him sitting on his side of the bed, facing the large glass sliding doors that lead to the tiny balcony attached to your room. He’d already drawn the curtains thankfully.

“No. I’m not looking. I won’t cheat.” He promises and you believe him.

“Okay, here I come!” You announce then pull the door open and step out into your room.

He’s really still sitting facing the doors.

“What do you think?” You ask him and watch him lift his left leg onto the bed to traverse and turn towards you as best he can.

He might have been expecting the ghost pajamas but what you give him instead is soft gray baby doll lingerie set, with lace that looks like twisting dead tree branches along the top of your bust. The V neck ends between your breasts where the clasp holds the skimpy nightie shut. The layers of thin sheer fabric flow out at uneven lengths but hide just enough of the matching gray panties to tempt and give tantalizing sneaky peeks.

Thor’s jaw drops. He freezes. His eyes devour you from head to toe, but he doesn’t speak as you give him one quick spin that gives him a generous amount of you to ogle, the stop and pretend to only just remember the finishing touch.

“Oh! I almost forgot.” You move around the bed towards your small vanity by the sliding doors and reach for the headband with small black horns.

You slide them onto your head and turn back to Thor, smiling when you see that his gaze has followed you from one side of the room to the other.

“Well? What do you think?” You give him another spin then sigh. “Maybe I should just go put on the ghost?”

You pretend to think about it.

“Yeah, I think the ghost would be better. Right?” You nod and make to move back around the bed to the bathroom but Thor’s arm shoots out at you like a cobra and with an easy pull he’s got you falling onto the bed on your back, bouncing as you laugh.

“Woah,” You laugh again. “Okay, maybe I’ll keep this one on then.”

“No.” Thor shakes his head, reaching down between your knees to trace his hot calloused fingers along the soft flesh of your inner thighs. “No, I think you should take it off.”

His hands makes you breathless and as his fingers find the elastic edge of your underwear, you gasp, and he swallows hard.

“Here, let me help you.”

[samandmaxanotherway]

AW au doodle dump of some random stuff tht i’ve been hoarding for a few months lol (click for captions)

[notsuspishyatall]

LITTLE PRINCE ROMAN AND HIS BROTHER VIRGIL VS STINKY BOI:

Just.... don’t ask questions and expect art based on this soon. @smuttysanderssidestwopointoh @enbypisstress also if anyone else wants me to tag them in stuff just drop me an ask or a message I suppose...

V is new to their dynamic but Roman is all too eager to have a little brother

But Ro is the only one of the two of them brave enough to wear protection. And he’s the older one

This leads to a lot of accidents and Patton-sanctioned potty-breaks (it makes Roman feel like a big boy! He’s brave!)

And Virgil is trying. But sometimes it’s all really big and scary. Especially at night

But Patton doesn’t get him into a dip until one fateful night....

He’s getting his boys ready for bed. They’ve had a bath and Virgil is dressed in his kitty footies and has a paci and is playing with his cars quietly while Ro gets dressed

Daddy gets his diaper on and then Ro is getting his shirt on when Daddy hears Logan calling for him

“Look after your brother I’ll be right back!” Patton calls over his shoulder. Roman shrugs and digs out his coloring stuffs, setting about drawing a dragon witch battling him!

Meanwhile Virgil feels really squirmy, like maybe he should go potty but he shrugs it off, crawling along with his car right out the door, and right into... well... Remus

“Well what have we got here?” He prods.

Virgil scoots back, fear taking over as he wiggles more, suddenly aware of how much he has to go but too scared to move or speak

And then he is wetting himself and Remus is cackling and he can’t do this alone

“RO RO!” He sobs loudly, which brings his big brother barreling down the hall, foam sword in hand and still pantsless

“What did you do to him stinky?!” Roman shouts, his little voice poking out

“Me? Why do you assume I did anything to pottypants?”

“Shu’ up stinky! Virgil is da best boy and your just a meanie!”

Virgil cringes at how wet his jammies are and how they squish when he walks but Roman drags him back to their room

And Virgil is sobbing and making Ro Ro all icky but his brother won’t stop hugging him and telling him how brave he is

And he can hear Daddy yelling at Remus for being a meanie poopy head

And then he comes in and gives Virgil a super big hug and then he hugs Ro for standing up for his little brother and for NOT hitting or being mean with his body

And so he gives Virgil a second quick bath

And then V asks “may I pwease try one of Ro Ro’s diapa’s pease?”

And Patton beams and says of course

And then once both boys are diapered and dressed they snuggle up and Patton reads them a bedtime story

And tucks them in with a kiss

Before cleaning up the puddle in the hallway

And going downstairs to find Remus sniffling in the corner and Logan reading to Dee on the sofa, the time-out timer going

“So we’re not the only ones huh?” Patton says with a smile

[schreibaby-of-the-skies]

Wrapping up 2018 + Christmas/Hanukkah haul!

Hey everyone, I hope you’re enjoying the last of 2018. It was a pretty proactive year, though I felt like the events after Halloween til now went by too fast. I think it was because I’ve been mentally preoccupied with planning my trip to Japan (I’m going in February) that I have not really sat and savored the holidays.

Anywhoo, as usual, I’m gunna post some of the goo I got for the holidays

*yeah we got so many presents we had to get a second Christmas tree out*

The booty!

Two new pairs of Vans sneakers!

This lovely shoerack (cuz I got tired of always tripping over my shoes in my room).

Camo Vans shirt.

This Hercule shirt I got from @stoller

This 80′s Japanese mixtape shirt from @chiauve

Fleece camo footie jammie pants from my older sister

Some thermal pj pants and longsleeve shirt (despite living in California, where I live it’s VERY mild and does get 40 degree F weather, so these are super insulating!)

Some art books I got from various people: The 21 Draw book in the upper left is from @digitank-blog the one next to it is from @technomaru the Will Eisner book is from @crossoverprincess and the Pixar book is from my younger sister!

I’ve been furiously contemplating getting these and I think my mom was looking over my shoulder when I was checking them out cuz now I got a set of my own!

(btw these are FABULOUS, I’ll get the 92 set later on)

Sketchpad from my brother

Yooka-Waywee from @digitank-blog

(I know it’s been available to download for a year but I just wanted the hard copy more. ;v)

A crystal maple tree I got from my mom. (She thought it was a real maple tree seed and she was disappointed at first but I told her I’ll keep it as an autumn desk ornament for next time fall comes around; she offered to go out to get me a real maple tree sapling...when they’re in season, of course).

Simpsons 2019 desk calendar from mom.

A travel-sized fleece/sherpa blanket that I’m gunna bring for when I go to Japan since it’s gunna be really cold when I go.

Wonderful Christmas cards I got from @stoller @ghostric and @vederlicht

A cute bird pouch, a soft kitty plush, and birb socks from @stoller (very thoughtful, thank you so much again Dan!)

An Anime Impact book from my older sister.

New sweatshirt from mom.

Of coourse an iPad 12.9 with pencil! I know I have a smaller iPad but I need to draw with my elbow, not just my wrist. it’s so super compact and very light to carry (like something I can draw on while I’m on the plane). I’ve been meaning to get it as a little bedside tablet (to draw on while I’m lounging on my bed and/or watching TV) since I don’t like feeling *locked* to my desk and drawing on my Cintiq.

(although I have my Cintiq Companion the fluidity on the iPad is far more handy than that of a regular Wacom)

Yeah I went overboard with Procreate. SPYROOOO.

Last but not least my niece (my sister’s daughter) made me this monogram ornament and she went all out with the Christmas trees.

I feel like I stuck with some of my resolutions from last years so here’s some new ones I got:

Still brush up on my Japanese

Work out more frequently

Put more money away (next time I go to Japan after this I want to travel with someone)

Try to be more organized and make a daily itinerary the night before

Draw daily no matter how “meh” I feel

I think that’s all I got. I work in a bit but luckily it’s from 4:30 til 7ish, though I hope this will be the last time I work evenings during a major holiday event. Then afterwards, go downtown with @digitank-blog to ring in the new year!

Anyway, happy 2019 everyone!

[xivdl]

I quite like his lil beard yous stay safe though

[rebakadraws]

Send Me an Emoji and a Character and I’ll Draw Them in...

Okay, here’s me, making my own outfit meme :V

🔄 An alternate (but similar to their canon outfit style) outfit

👕 What they’d wear just around the house

👖 What they’d wear just going out to run errands

🥪 An outfit for a lunch date

🥂 An outfit for a dinner date

🌚 Sleepwear

👟 Activewear

🧘‍♀️ Specifically an outfit for yoga

🏅 A sports uniform

🎒 A school uniform

🚨 A police uniform

🏍 A biker outfit

👑 A royal look

🏖 Their swimsuit

🌸 An outfit for Spring

☀️ An outfit for Summer

🍂 An outfit for Autumn

❄️ An outfit for Winter

🍃 What they’d wear going on a hike or camping

🎩 What they’d wear to someone else’s wedding

💍 What they’d wear to their own wedding

🎃 A Halloween costume

🎄 An ugly Christmas sweater

☁️ Onesie/footie pajamas

👘 A kimono

👍🏻 A hoodie themed to their #aesthetics

🎭 An outfit/costume for a masquerade ball

⚔️ Fantasy armor

👀 A towel

🤓 A hipster-style outfit

😊 A preppy-style outfit

😷 A goth/emo/grunge/punk-style outfit

😎 An outfit that’s still ‘them’ but looking very trendy

🎨 An outfit specifically including a plaid shirt tied around their waist

😽 An outfit themed around their favorite animal

😜 Another character’s outfit

🧡 Vintage (20’s) style

❤️ Retro (40’s/50′s/60′s) style

💜 80’s. Just.. 80′s. style

[grimesgalloway13-blog]

Books

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[rougesrant]

The Rogues Rant #296

February 12 2022

Welcome to The Rogues Rant, an occasional look at all things Rugby.

By Ron Wood

A healthy crowd estimated at 4000 rocked up to Eridge Park last week for the Waratahs V Brumbies Super Rugby Trial. Despite consistent rain throughout the match a tight contest kept the fans interested with the Waratahs registering a narrow 24 – 14 win in the end. It’s always a good idea not to put too much credence into trial performances but Waratahs fans would be confidently happy with things as they stand with Coach Darren Coleman giving all players in his squad the opportunity to impress and push for a place in the first round Super Rugby squad. Another trial this week against the Reds before the opening game in Super Rugby against the Fijian Drua next Friday night Feb 18th at Comm Bank Stadium.

It looks like that the Giteau rule is just about dead and buried finally. It now remains to be seen whether Coach Dave Rennie will be able to negotiate the release of players from their overseas clubs when required. In other player news the word is that Kurtley Beale will return to Australia after his current commitments in Europe in time for the Wallabies series of home Test Matches against England. Beale is keen to push for a Wallaby spot at the next World Cup and coach Rennie is willing to give him a shot. It remains to be seen just who Beale will turn out for locally on his return to Aus.

The Illawarriors have been hard at it in preparation for this year’s Caldwell Cup. After a strong session last week in the rain at Shamrocks the Seniors and Colts will train again this Sunday at Bowral before a three way trial against Southern Districts and Penrith at Eridge Park on March 5th commencing at 2,30PM. The Senior squad is shaping up very well so get along for a look on March 5th, it should be an interesting afternoons footy.

The IDRU Draw has been confirmed with Round one set for Saturday March 26th. The opening week will see Campbelltown at home to Shamrocks, Avondale and Camden at Dandaloo Oval, Kiama and University at Kiama, Bowral is set to play Shoalhaven at Eridge Park, with Vikings at home to Tech Waratahs. After the disruptions of the last two years it will be interesting to see just how the comp comes together in 2022.    

 Rugby Diary 2022

19th February           Macarthur 10’s – Camden Rugby Park

26th February           Kiama Sevens

5th March                  Illawarriors Trials V Sth Districts & Penrith

                               2.30PM at Eridge Park, Bowral

26th March                IDRU Premiership Round 1

11/12th June                        NSW Country Championships – Tamworth

10th September        IDRU Grand Final

 All opinions offered in this column are the opinion of the author. They should not be considered to represent the views of the IDRU.

[hot-mysticc-mess-blog]

Hello! Could you do RFA + Minor Trio reacting to an MC who is always cold and cuddles up to them in an attempt to warm up and/or frequently wanders around wrapped in tons of blankets. Thank you! I love reading your work!

Sure thing! I’m perpetually cold too! In fact, right now, as I post this I am in my bed with two blankets on and my feet are still icicles 

My Masterlist

Yoosung

“Ah! MC! That’s cold! Don’t do that!”

“Shh…this is the best part of the movie.” Your teeth are chattering not you but okay Yoosung

Does love when you sit in his lap while he plays LOLOL or studies. He even has a special blanket over his desk chair just for it

Buys you blankets every Christmas. He is never unsure what to get you. You can always use more blankets.

Gets worried about taking you outside too long if the weather is cold because he knows that by the time he gets cold you’re freezing

Scrambles to help you whenever you try to carry anything while wrapped up in all your blankets

On really cold days, he will strip down to his boxers so he can snuggle up with you under all the blankets and share his body heat 

Jumin

Is occasionally surprised by the extra snuggles, you burrowing into his chest for warmth, but he loves it

Only gets a little awkward if you snuggle too much in public. “MC,” he coughs, looking down to hide his reddened cheeks, “this is not a good place for this.”

At first he thinks he will just turn the heat up to your liking, but that turns out not to be a viable solution

So then he settles for keeping you bundled up all the time because he does not understand the joy of being a blanket monster, just the terror and annoyance as you nearly trip down the stairs and have to constantly adjust a few stubborn blankets

Hats. Mittens. So many mittens. Do you not like mittens? He will get you gloves to go underneath the mittens. Thankfully, he is a gentleman and makes sure they are touch screen friendly.

Endless scarves, some with cats. Fluffy socks galore (if you haven’t heard of Heat Holders socks get ready because he finds all the best stuff and these are the best).

Hot Hands and toe warmers galore.

Does not like having cold hands and toes on his legs and/or neck, but he says nothing about it because he considers it his duty as your husband

Jaehee

She turns up the heat a degree for you, but is insistent about the optimal temperature of a room

As long as you are sure it is not from an underlying medical condition, she doesn’t really press it

Reminds you to bring your jacket and carries extra gloves in her purse for you

Takes extra care that you are bundled up if it is actually cold outside

Keeps several blankets around the house for you to keep warm, and all the fans are set to low so as to keep air circulation going while not making you feel any colder

Adores snuggling up with you at night

Makes you coffee even more often. If your hands are cold, she puts it in a non-insulated mug so you can hold it for warmth.

“Be careful, you don’t want to trip” whenever you decide that doing work around the house while wrapped in five different blankets is a good idea

Zen

He doesn’t understand, but he is sympathetic…mostly

Won’t turn up the heat because he a) needs to keep the electricity bill low, b) does not want to sweat too much

The first time he saw you piled in blankets, he screamed because he thought you were some sort of demon

Makes a surprisingly similar scream when you sneak up and put your cold fingers on his neck for the first time

You’re sworn to secrecy, you can never tell anyone about his screeching

ALWAYS READY FOR CUDDLING

Regularly suggests kissing for warmth

“I heard the best way to share body-heat is with skin-to-skin contact.” He already has his shirt off. The suggestive eyebrow wiggle is implied in his voice. 

Insists you stay on the couch when you are wrapped in so many blankets, mostly because you tripped over the side table last time and whacked your head on the wall

“I will get that for you, your Highness.” He bows with a flourish of his hand, just for the extra drama.

Saeyoung

Look, if you want to put your cold fingers on his neck, you can

but this means war

Makes jokes about how you’re cold blooded, and offers to buy you a heat lamp for sunning

When he asks you if the two of you can get a pet snake, he points out that he could temperature control a whole room that you and the scaley noodle could hang out in

Tickle wars where he runs you around the house, forcing you to strip away all your blankets as you try to get away

“Ha! Got you! I bet you’re warm now, huh?”

Programs Meowy to sense and alert you to any drafts in the surrounding area so you can avoid them

Saeran either complains about the blankets that end up strewn around the bunker, or ends up stealing them for himself

Saeran

He gets cold easily too

Between the two of you wandering around constantly in blankets, Saeyoung finally takes the hint to raise the heat in the bunker

You guys snuggle up on the couch wrapped up in blankets together all the time

And you show him the joys of having ice cream and tea at the same time “You eat the ice cream, then sip your tea so your insides don’t freeze”

Lets out this horrifying nearly-inhuman noise when you put your cold extremities against his skin though, so you learn pretty quickly not to do that

For Christmas, Saeyoung buys you both matching footie pajamas and Saeran can never decide if he loves them or hates them.

His opinions are easily swayed by however you feel about them.

V/Jihyun

He draws the line at putting your cold toes on his legs and your icy fingers on his neck

But he loves keeping you warm with snuggles otherwise

Holds you to his chest and wraps his jacket around you

In the grocery store, he always takes off his jacket and puts it over you to keep you safe from the refrigerated food section

Holds your hands all the time, and if they get too cold he rubs them between his own, blowing warm air over them to try and bring back some of the warmth

Nose kisses “to keep your nose warm”

Helps you readjust any wandering blankets when you get wrapped up

Vanderwood

THe COMPLAINTS 

“If you put your cold fingers on my neck one more time I will tase you!”

He doesn’t mind normal cuddling when you are cold, just refuses to comment on it happening, but sometimes you get a little overzealous about burrowing into him and he snaps at you a little bit. It’s like getting a warning bark from a small dog: nothing will actually happen, but he needs to put on airs anyway

Snorts with laughter the first time he sees you bundled up in every blanket he owns, which you have determined is not nearly enough

It is the most adorable thing he has ever seen

Buys you your own pair of nice leather gloves as a present, so you’ll stop stealing his, but also because he likes the idea of the two of you matching

A few more blankets show up around the house, though be prepared for a fight if they are ever left unfolded when not in use

[magdasabs]

squishy here

.. all good mate :) yeah I kinda like that the villa 3rd kit is nothing too fancy. can't go wrong with a good old clean navy shirt. I'm doing alright, got an essay due tonight which I am yet to finish (only proof-reading to go). excited about the cl draw, we're in for some v good footy it seems. how are ya?

I'm glad you're doing alright :) good luck with your essay! I'm back to work as of yesterday after a long time away so I'm just trying to get back into it but haven't been particularly productive so far 😅

also trying to figure out how much money I'm willing to spend on a trip to London that includes football and nothing else 🙃 contemplating whether I should just buy myself 2 new jerseys and watch from home + save myself the trouble of travelling super early/late cause it would cost the same amount of money...