#uziel

[eleheba]

➰a way with words

[lucidrook]

My hands hate me and this is still a pretty rough sketch (have to clean up the arm mounts, some stuff on the side torso's and finish detailing the legs) but I'm pretty happy with this so far.

[moochilatv]

Uziel presents: Still Standing

Featuring Mancinza

Check the song and pay attention at the message:

UZIEL BIO presentation:

"I grew up in a place called KwaPata in Pietermaritzburg and had a crazy dream it is still crazy as I always wanted to be an Artist for change. I refuse to be the same and I believe Poetic flows is my way of being different, simplicity, and to hold my heart deep in every Track. I am me and I am Glad to share a part of me with you".

[gorosam]

goober

[mudstoneabyss]

its always okay to draw your childrens game ocs as classical paintings

[sw5w]

I Haven't Seen You This Tense Since We Fell Into That Nest of Gundarks

STAR WARS EPISODE II: Attack of the Clones 00:07:13

[israelihunks]

יונתן עוזיאל

[her-moth]

london / april 20th / come

[h3lgertime]

You thought you’d seen the last of these? Lmao

[symerr]

a wall of headmate sim headshots while were too lazy to fix our cas poses </3

[eleheba]

Uziel & Evgeni

[movie-titlecards]

Mortal Kombat (2021)

My rating: 4/10

Of course the real battle here was between myself and overwhelming boredom, and given that I ended up falling asleep about half an hour into this, I suppose boredom won. This is, basically, the unskippable cutscene at the beginning of the game, stretched to feature length and filled with pointless fanservice - did anybody else fly into a white hot rage every time they said a catchphrase from the games for absolutely no good reason?

[graphicpolicy]

A Spider-Man Noir Live-Action series is in the works at Amazon

A Spider-Man Noir Live-Action series is in the works at Amazon #spiderman #spidermannoir

Variety is reporting that a live action series featuring Spider-Man Noir is being worked on at Amazon. The character is a spin on Spider-Man and part of the Spider-Verse. It takes place in the 1930s New York City and mixes aspects of Spider-Man with noir detective stories. The character is part of the “Marvel Noir” comic universe line that takes place on Earth-90214. Other characters in that…

[adamwatchesmovies]

22 Jump Street (2014)

Like all great sequels, 22 Jump Street builds and expands upon its predecessor. Everything that film did, this one does bigger, better and funnier.

2 years after their success in the 21 Jump Street program, Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) have moved on. After a drug bust goes bad, they are sent back to work for Captain Dickson (Ice Cube) - now at 22 Jump Street. Their assignment is to go undercover as college students and find the supplier of a new drug. So basically, do the exact same thing they did last time.

21 Jump Street was very self-aware. It knew how preposterous its premise was and delighted in poking fun at it. This same genre of humor returns for the sequel and it's cranked up significantly. That means big laughs. At many points throughout the characters refer to movie tropes, to behind-the-scenes developments that ensured this film was going to be made, to the absurdity of the 21 Jump Street program getting a sequel 2 years later and more. If there’s a joke to be said about the potential - or missed potential - of sequels, directors Phil Lord, Christopher Miller and writers Michael Bacall, Oren Uziel & Rodney Rothman have found a way to insert it in. This is the kind of film that makes you want to do some research. You want to check out all the trivia pages to catch all of the gags you missed. You want to listen to the commentary and watch the special features so you can figure out how many more layers these jokes have. Then, you want to re-watch so you can see everything you missed the first time.

More often than not, this comedy plays with your expectations. It knows that because you’ve seen the first one, you know some things will be the same and some things will be inverted so it inverted the things that were supposed to be the same and inverted the… wait. That’s not right. What I’m trying to say is that the film’s not predictable. Or maybe you could figure out who the drug dealer is if you weren’t so busy laughing.

Once again, Hill and Tatum have terrific chemistry together and their back-and-forth makes the story even better. What’s happening is ridiculous but you legitimately worry about whether the wedge being driven between them by this mission will be the end of this duo. If any series would defy the accountants and say “we’re not making a third one, no matter what”, this is it. Cementing this uproarious spirit of defiance are the end credits, which contain the best post-movie gag I’ve ever seen.

The only joke that falls flat has Rob Riggle and Dave Franco return as the characters from the last time. Unfortunately, the film goes back to them over and over. It stops the film dead every time. Otherwise, this comedy is great. It’s packed with laughs and surprises, smart gags, creative bits of writing, meta-commentary, and heart too. I’d recommend 22 Jump Street for the end credit sequence alone. I don’t know if we’ll get another… but if we do, I'm there, no questions asked. (February 20, 2019)

[prcttyvxnom]

closed starter @soldefied ( uziel ft. utp )

"that person over there." uziel said, looking over down the bar. "has been staring in this direction for the past thirty minutes. do you think they're staring at you or me?" he asked.

[israelihunks]