#uzi but real cat

[zulyux]

she's real and is gonna kill me

[uzi-x33]

i went to a local autumn festival today and they had her at a booth:3

[ilovejoll]

Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm Keepingcalm nevermind GRIMIM FUCKING GOING CRAZY AGAINFOR A SECONDTIMW IM LITERALLY GOING ON DEATHROWRIGJT NOWOH MYUFKFING GOD you’re a hero finallysomeone embracing Buzi whoismt me IM SCREAMING

Buzi Nation RISE RISE RISE

B belongs to @spinnydraws

[darkxcrow17blog]

If you guys are into animals, what are your favourites?

Uzi: I love crows!… I've never seen a real one but there are some birds that look a lot like them here in Copper 9, so yes… crows

Doll: (I like felines… especially black cats..)

Nath: dog :3

[megbanned]

Ik I said the Doll one in a reblog but shhhh

Evil AU ideas ig?? Idk I just woke up from a nap my mind is going in circles

Evil!Doll:

-Never committed a murder in her life

- you know what? In fact shes Hemophobic (or whatever the equivalent term is for oil instead of blood) and will faint at the sight of oil

- Her worst crime was stealing Evil!Uzis pink cat eraser and glitter pen

Evil!Lizzy:

- Not popular

- not a cheerleader

- is the nerd outcast instead of the one bullying need outcasts

Evil!Thad:

- Hates sports

- Isn't as nice and chill and cool :( he's kinda an asshole instead

- despite that he's secretly s coward, when the DDs attack he hides instead of trying to fight

Evil!Cyn:

- NOT POSESSED BY THE SOLVER?! Real!!

- we don't see a lot of her as herself, but instead of her and N having a caring sibling relationship they instead have a rivalry & argue a lot

- Instead of being kinda shy/hiding behind N and clinging to him like in Ep5, she's instead overly confident

Evil!Absolute Solver

- Not Evil

- Instead of destroying planets they either fix them or create new artificial planets

- Hasn't killed Tessa!

Evil!Tessa:

- Not dead (yay)

- Hasn't actually rescued any of the manor drones, her parents did instead (in this Tessa would dislike them whilst her parents like them)

- Annoyed by N

HOHOHO

Some of these ideas are canon! Let's see 👀

Evil!Doll:

-She is very talkative and maybe a little jealous of Evil!Uzi since she is the sweetest person in the class and with whom everyone gets along well while Doll only appears to be good, because she is hiding something... (I still need to think about this)

Evil!Lizzy:

-Yep!, that's correct with her!

Evil!Thad:

-Yes too!, he is the bully until DDs appears just to hide!

Evil!Cyn:

-Originally brought to Tessa being affected by the AS, however she begins to regain consciousness. -As she regained consciousness and control of her body she became more confident. -Has a certain rivalry with N, at certain points she makes him look bad on purpose. -Tessa's favorite drone. -More will be added-

Evil!Absolute Solver:

-Created by humans as some form of hacking the JCJenson company! -The AS was implanted in Cyn to cause a disaster and boycott the company, but now Cyn is aware of this and thinks that humans only want to kill each other using other drones, she will prove them wrong, and will end them... humans should never have given uncontrollable powers to an IA -More will be added-

Evil!Tessa:

-She's alive!! -Yep! -Her parents brought the drones for her to give her more company (although they are both loving and care for her a lot), Tessa still had to continue learning to live with other people (in this case the drones), but J was somewhat lazy, V was very uncontrolled, N looked very tormented and Cyn… she was different, she was very good to Tessa, but it was just a mask. -Yep, was annoyed by N (caused by V and Cyn)

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

(Murder Drones Episode 7 spoilers!)

THEY CHANGED THE INTRO V IS OFFICIALLY DEAD FUNERAL'S ON THURSDAY

Cult. It's a cult. This is definitely a cult. They probably don't even realize it but it is undeniably some kind of cult.

Nori what are you doing. Nori why are you like this.

The cross is a USB??

They're keeping the Drones themselves in the lockers??

Of course the unpaid intern whose opinion doesn't matter is the only one with any sympathy for them.

Pink Solver core?? SOLVER LIZZY?!?

Ah great, the Envy shippers are gonna be using this as "proof" that he's still in love with V.

HE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGIZED HE LOVES HER SO MUCH

Tessa. Stop. I was willing to give you the benefit of a doubt but you're not doing yourself any favours.

And now she's being racist. Way to go.

"The power of a black hole in the palm of my hand."

SEE TESSA ALL YOU DID WAS MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE

THEY'RE BACK THAD AND LIZZY ARE FINALLY RELEVANT AGAIN

Did they change Thad's VA? He sounds different.

Was that V? Is she already back?

N BABY NO DON'T SAY THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS

Eldritch V??

I can't wait for people to meme about his perfectly cut scream there.

Not going near the corpse. Smart move.

Cyn stop. Cyn stop. CYN STOP PLEASE I'M BEGGING I WANT YOU TO BE SYMPATHETIC

She hugged him. That's probably a good thing, right? That's probably proof that the real Cyn is still in there somewhere, right? THAT PROBABLY MEANS SHE MISSES HIM AND IS GENUINELY SORRY RIGHT

Nothin' like a good old-fashioned Robot Uprising Apocalypse, eh? In other news, Skynet is suing the Solver for copyright infringement.

Those admin privileges comin' in handy. Unfortunately they don't do much in the physical world.

Uzi has absolutely no reason to be crawling and scuttling around like a creature right now except for the simple fact that she wants to. Never change, little gremlin.

Oh I don't think you should watch that. N was right, y'know, there's probably stuff down here you don't wanna see.

Why does this remind me of the garbage maze in FNaF Security Breach?

Okay so it's not some kind of disembodied Solver Lizzy core. Don't blame me, the lights looked pink before and the cat ears headphones reminded me of Lizzy's bow.

Familiar?? Nori??? DID N ACTUALLY KILL YOU AND WHY AREN'T YOU BRITISH/MOMMY LONG LEGS

Khan? A hunk? In the words of Professor Membrane, NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!!!

"How do you know my daughter?" "Well y'see, it all started when we tried to kill each other..."

Oh it was J. Is it bad to say I'm kind of relieved?

Are we getting the cool edgy Khan from the concept art??? Bro why are you so nonchalant about it being the end of the world.

INB4 people go frame-by-frame through the list looking for the most Russian-sounding name and say "THERE, THAT'S DOLL'S DAD"

Tessa was that really necessary? You're giving really bad vibes right now.

Patch? So the Solver can be removed? And she knows? Again, major bad vibes.

*FNaF 2 Foxy jumpscare*

I'm starting to suspect Yeva either can't or chooses not to talk.

Is she saying the Solver wiped her memory of the labs? I guess that would explain a few things.

N being so polite and cute as always.

What do you mean, "found its way back?" Where did it go? Is the timeline completely wrong? Did it start on Copper-9 then go to Earth then return to Copper-9? I'm so confused.

Nori why are you so casual about the prospect of your own daughter being a planet-eating eldritch abomination. This is exactly why I'm worried about the fandom giving you the Rose Quartz treatment.

I told you not to watch it, Uzi.

Welp, so much for Doll. Consider this karma for killing V. But "fight back?" Does that mean it can be resisted?

So now we know where Uzi gets it from.

Tessa no. Tessa stop. Tessa STOP. TESSA STOP YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO PRETEND TO HELP ANYMORE

YEAH N SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Whoa, didn't see that coming. No face reveal?? Does that mean she really is a Drone???

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY

Imagine meeting your daughter for the first time and she's currently being possessed by an eldritch abomination masquerading as her boyfriend's dead sister.

Every time I think this episode's about to end on a cliffhanger it doesn't.

EVEN WHEN SHE'S BEING POSSESSED BY AN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION MASQUERADING AS HIS DEAD SISTER HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN LET HER BE HURT AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO SNAP HER OUT OF IT FOR LIKE HALF A SECOND HOW COULD ANYBODY SAY THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE

Oh no, now people are gonna write fics about Nori being vored by her own daughter.

"Hang out" is code for "date." "Hang out" is code for "boyfriend and girlfriend." "Hang out" is code for "madly in love with each other." "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR "WE MAKE SWEET AND PASSIONATE LOVE TOGETHER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WE'RE ALREADY PLANNING THE WEDDING AND I'M GONNA WEAR THE DRESS AND WE'RE GONNA NAME OUR KIDS GLOCK AND BAYONET"

Literally smacked the sense back into her.

Imagine meeting your mom for the first time and you don't know who she is and she's a gross little fleshy crab-spider-thing similar to what your boyfriend's jerk boss turned into so you punt her into a bottomless pit and she makes a dodgeball noise.

LOOK AT HER REACTION SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT "HANG OUT" IS CODE FOR SHE JUST DIDN'T REALIZE HE THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY TOO

My last two brain cells while watching this episode. Now would be a really good time for you two to kiss.

Oh good gosh she's not dead. Okay it wasn't at all necessary to put your head on backwards.

CYN IS HUMAN NOW??? OR IS SHE WEARING TESSA'S BODY LIKE ENNARD DID WITH MICHAEL

NO JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE ALREADY

Sorry J but you're still not plot relevant yet, you're not allowed to participate.

J: *sees the railgun* *has war flashbacks*

UZI YOU CAN'T SACRIFICE YOURSELF RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND TELL HIM TO "DIE MAD" AS YOUR LAST WORDS THAT IS LITERALLY NOT OKAY

*Uzi falls* *screen fades to white* *UNDERTALE*

The Void???

Glitch I beg of you please don't make us wait another half a year for the next episode. And Liam please don't let it end after one season.

[artchivist-the-knight]

[id: three redrawn twitter posts to be about xiv slimecicle. first: an edited exchange that goes as follows: eden archivist-the-knight [edited user, has an uzi doorman pfp]: no xiv slimecicle in 10 days. starting to hear voices. loosing sleep. silly juice is critically low [attached is a drawn image of xiv, holding a phone up as if taking a mirror selfie, wearing a weird cream-colored mask. their shirt says 'i paused my game to be here." Quackity [real user]: I miss them so much second: an edited exchange that goes as follows: archivist-the-knight: the appel is increasing [two drawn images of xiv as a cat, one with their head laying on one apple and another with their head laying on two. flammablefaerie, quote retweeting archivist-the-knight: did anyone check if this is even allowed ammonti, replying: their greed sickens me they does not need two apples. third: edited exchange that goes as follows: Rai stormheart: apple [picture of kitty xiv with an apple under their chin, looking content. rai's necronomicon is nearby.] nothing [picture of kitty xiv with no apple, smiling happily with their paws under their chest. the book is open] klip taxpayer, quote retweeting rai stormheart: notice they are content both with and without the apple. a lot to learn here." /end id]

an older drawing of xiv i hadn't posted + recent xiv kitty memes. i drew them so cute as a kitty wadda hell [also featuring @flammablefaerie and @ammonti]

[reblogs appreciated!!]

[yuugurenomi]

HIHIHIHIB AYGAAYAYAUAAYAYAYIPEEE YOUR HARD TO DRAW BUT ITS ALSO FUN AND !!!!!!!!!! PURRS

WHY ARE FLUFFY CATS SO HARD TO DRAW DYNAMICLY

[lukedrawzstuff]

Y'all... There's Crow Uzi... Dog N... And cat V...

SO I MADE BAT L!! HAHAHAHAAA

Sadly he's not real...

Look at himm

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Okay, for real this time. 11 and 16 with V and N.

OOOH THESE ARE SOME GOOD ONES! Ok ok we got some eNVy! Bet!

11. "I thought you didn't want me" and 16. "Why haven't you kissed me yet?"

Genre: Hurt/No comfort

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Oooh, boy, this is awkward. Really, really awkward. Of course, that purple thing had to be nosy all over again. Of course, she had to tap into their memories again, because screw their privacy, right?

V had done everything to make sure her stupid memories of that stupid mansion stayed repressed and forgotten about, especially for N, but no, she just had to dig them all up.

There they were, hanging out at Uzi's place, chilling while she played on her stupid computer, N read his stupid books and V had been bouncing a stupid ball off the wall. They were just talking, like normal people, laughing at each other and poking fun at stupid things.

Eventually, N had fallen asleep. And V tried her hardest to stay awake.

She failed and entered sleep mode.

At first, she thought she was dreaming about the mansion again, a repeat of all of the horrors and terrible things she had seen that day, and the monster Cyn had forced her to become.

But then she saw that damned crow again, sitting on N's shoulder like she was all high and mighty. V knew who it was as soon as she saw it, but she couldn't wake up. She couldn't get herself to wake up like she did last time, and then Uzi went on and uncovered her feelings for N and spied on her and now N knew and V finally got herself to wake up and-

The moment V had woken up, she sat up on Uzi's bed, where she had fallen asleep. N woke up at the same time, quickly sitting up, and immediately turned his head to look at V.

Their eyes locked, both of them blushing.

Then Uzi turned in her chair to look at the both of them, their eyes wide.

"Uh... Whoops?" She muttered.

V shot a glare at Uzi, gritting her teeth. Oh, how she wanted to lunge at her and pop her little head off. She wanted to rip her apart and kill her and destroy and maim and-

No. She couldn't. What would N think? What would he think of her after that? Uzi is his best friend. His only friend.

V shook her head, and instead of even threatening her, she fled, her wings bursting from her back as she took to the sky, breaking a hole in the ceiling of Uzi's room.

She heard N shout; "V, wait!" but it was too late. She was gone.

V flew as fast as she could to get away from them, her core beating and her mind racing. She flew straight to the sky, quickly breaking through the clouds and into the silence of the atmosphere. She found a rooftop above the clouds and almost crash-landed there, rolling on the ground.

She stood there for a moment, glaring at the ground, her hands balled into fists and her arms shaking with rage at her sides, her tail lashing around like an angry cat. She was furious.

She let out an angry yell and turned, punching the side of the roof. It cracked around her fist, pieces of it flying off from the sheer strength and force behind the strike.

She breathed heavily, stormed towards the edge of the roof, and sat down, putting herself in a ball.

The worst part was that she still had a crush on N. The biggest, stupidest crush ever. And she hated him for it. She hated him for being so cute and loveable and everything she ever dreamed about. She hated how sweet and kind he was despite being built for slaughter.

She hated that he never changed since the mansion. He hated that she had changed so much.

She hated that she knew he had a crush on her too.

But she had to stay away for his safety. She had to pretend she hated him for his safety, so Cyn wouldn't rip him away from her again, so he could live and be happy forever.

So she wouldn't have to hear his horrified screams as he was torn apart and ripped in half. So she wouldn't have to hear his pleas for her to do something and save him.

She tensed at the memories, gripping her sleeves righter and shoving her face into her knees.

Suddenly, she heard someone land behind her.

"V...?" Asked the familiar voice.

It was N.

"Leave me alone," She said, trying to be assertive. Her voice cracked. She cringed. Damnit.

N didn't say anything. He walked up next to her and leaned against the ledge, next to where she was sitting on top of it.

Silence befell the two of them. Uncomfortable, tense silence. Neither knew what to say. V didn't want to say anything. She wanted nothing but to disappear.

"...Uh... The... The breeze is nice, right?" N asked, smiling nervously.

V paused. She was about to snap at him, but... Something told her otherwise. She sighed and lifted her head, looking out at the night sky, the clouds moving across the sky beneath them. The bright moons shined above them, illuminating their faces and the rooftop and the fluffiness of the clouds.

"Yeah," She said flatly.

A beat passed.

"So, um. That was one memory, huh?" N said again, awkward as ever.

V didn't respond.

"Listen, I'm sorry about Uzi. She- She just gets curious."

"Curious? Curious?!" V shouted, turning to him, her face full of fury, "She probed our minds, N! Don't make excuses for her!"

N put his hands up, startled.

"Wh-why are you getting so riled up about this, V? I-I thought you wouldn't have cared-"

"Because I do care, N!" Digital tears formed in her eyes as she stood up on the ledge, glaring down at him.

He looked up at her, surprised. A bead of sweat rolled down his display.

She opened her mouth to say more but stopped herself.

If I say any more, it'll kill him.

She searched his face for a reaction, then huffed, turning away, her wings flaring out of her back.

"V, wait!-" He said, jumping up on the ledge as well and grabbing her arm, "Please don't go."

She froze, tensing up. Her core ached her urge to hug him stronger than ever. He's said that to her before, It was all too familiar.

She decided to humor him, turning slightly towards him.

Cyn can suck my shiny metal ass.

"I... I didn't know you wanted me," N admitted sheepishly.

V stared into the middle distance, her mind racing.

"I've wanted you since the mansion," V said under her breath, quiet and hushed, almost embarrassed to admit it.

"Then, um... Why haven't you-- Y'know..."

"Why haven't I kissed you?" She finished for him, turning to look at his face.

He nodded eagerly, nervous.

"It's complicated, N. I- I can't tell you. It's for your own safety."

N frowned.

"It's always for my safety. Why can't it be for something else? Why can't I know what you know?"

V didn't answer. She sat back down in her ball, hiding her face in her knees and curling her tail around her legs.

"Why can't I know?" N echoed, jumping down and leaning against the ledge again.

V didn't answer.

N sighed.

He lingered for a moment longer.

Then he left without a word.

V looked up at the sky, tears falling from her eyes.

"Why do you hate me?" She asked no one in particular. Maybe she was talking to God. Maybe she was talking to the Devil himself.

"Why do you hate me?" She sobbed again, her wings appearing from her back and wrapping around herself.

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This was not as fluffy as it should've been. Whoops

~~~~~~~

Prompt Post! Lizzy x Doll; "Stay with me forever"/"Because I love you!" N x V; "I thought you didn't want me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" <- You are here! V x Thad; "I'm in love with you" V x Thad "I missed you so much"/"I can't stay away from you" N x Thad; "Can I kiss you?" N x Thad; "I want you. Only you." V x Thad; "I thought you didn't want me." Sam x Uzi; "The way I feel with you"/"I can't stay away from you." Uzi x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'll always love you" N x Thad; "Please marry me"/"Why haven't you kissed me yet?" N x Uzi; "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen"/"I'm better when I'm with you" J x Thad; "Please don't leave me"/"I'm better when I'm with you."

[berry-chewer]

UZI IN THE NY AN CAT FIT??!!?!!? (Real)

[musicblocks]

[!BLOG INTRO!]

(because everyone has one and I haven’t made one despite being here for like 2 1/2 years-)

PREFERRED NAME(not giving you my real life/dead name):Alexander/Alex

SEXUALITY:bisexual and demisexual

PRONOUNS:she/he/they(please use he or they the most though)

NICKNAMES:music blocks, rat, Al, dead pool, uzi (last 3 are from real life people but can be used and you can make up your own)

[USELESS FACTS ABOUT ME] -owns a cat

-plays electric guitar

-currently taken

-I love reptiles and crows

-favorite sea animals are a whale shark and a killer whale/orca

-I support everyone except pedos, zoophiles, racists, homophobics, and groomers

-I like writing, drawing, and editing

-I use ibisPaint and CapCut

-I have a addiction to Tetris

-neurodivergent and hypersexual(sorry if that makes you uncomfortable :[)

-my main comfort/hyperfixations-murder drones, mouthwashing, amphibia, the Addams family, little nightmares, wall-e, the wild robot, space, ENA, jjk, tbhk, bsd

-I like to read

-age regresses sometimes, to around 5-8 but will not be online during those moments so don’t worry(yes I know I’m still a minor but it helps me cope even if no one in real life knows I age regress)

[this blog is a safe place so venting is allowed but we do not tolerate bullying or threats of any kind here, attempts of grooming, bullying, and threats will be exposed]

[THIS BLOG IS RUNNED BY A MINOR]

Other than that I hope we can have a great time here :]

[luciluck2046-md]

Uzi Akari Doorman/Kurenai Kenshin HEADCANONS

Flesh&Sins AU (a human md au)

-Half Canadian/Half Japanese (Khan is Canadian and Nori is Japanese)

-17-18 y/o

-Lesbian

-Demigirl

-The only one allowed to call Vixen ViVi

-Very good at fighting. Like DAMN GOOD.

-Has ADHD and Dyslexia

-Favorite hobby: Street/Hallway Fighting

-Fav band is Tech Bones, followed by Poor Man's Poison, alongside Grandson, Marina, Mother Mother, Mitsky, MCR, Nirvana, Green Day, and any freedom searching/emo band. That doesn't mean she doesn't like Vocaloids tho :3

-Wrote at least one OC x canon of Power from Chainsaw Man (with her persona. Girl has fictional crushes)

-Likes anime. Her fav is Chainsaw Man, says she hates MHA but she's kinda into it

-Dyes her hair more often than Ramona Flowers (RIP Uzi's hair)

-Hates Locke Brown (her head teacher and math teacher)

-Has so much beef with Chad. He broke her nose once. He got sent to the ER after that. He still dares to fight her

-When she finds out her mom is alive, she changes her last name to match Nori's, going from Uzi Doorman to Uzi Kurenai Kenshin.

-Akari is her middle name. It means Moon/Star

-Painted her shoes to resemble cat paws.

-Her pants are lower than her standards

-Her street fighting name is Murasaki no Yami Kitsune(Purple Darkness Fox). Nobody knows her real name, nor her face. Everyone just knows she's violent and almost impossible to beat.

-Ref Sheets v3

-Ref Sheets v1

-Ref Sheets v2

Normal | Fighting(school) | Body Scars

[variouspolltournaments]

SUBMISSIONS CLOSED

Next up is the Canine and Feline Duo Tournament. The duos do not have to be literal canines and felines.

Submit a Canine and Feline Duo, along with where they come from and (if you want) propaganda through ask or submit a post.

Submissions will be closing on the 30th of May.

Top 6 submissions are the ones I submitted myself.

@tournament-announcer

Submissions in bold have propaganda, submissions not in bold do not have propaganda. Whether they do or do not have some already, you are still free to submit some.

SUBMISSIONS:

Mo Ran and Chu Wanning: The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Catherine and Diggs: Cats & Dogs 2

Mozart and Dreamer: The Wolf and The Lion

Proud Heart Cat and Loyal Heart Dog: Care Bears

Jade Catkin and Roxie McTerrier: Littlest Pet Shop: A World Of Our Own

Komugi Inukai and Yuki Nekoyashiki: Wonderful Precure

Chat Noir and Flairmidable: Miraculous Ladybug

Dog Man and Petey: Dog Man

Cat and Dog: Catdog

N and Uzi: Murder Drones

Garfield and Odie: Garfield

Bug and Bunny: Warrior Cats

Pixie and Brutus: Pixie and Brutus

Yukari Kotozume and Akira Kenjou: KiraKira Precure A La Mode

Serafina and Wolfie: Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper

Pat and Pran: Bad Buddy!

Roger and Belle: Pets United

Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot: Looney Tunes

Bolt and Mittens: Bolt

Ballister Boldheart and Ambrosius Goldenloin: Nimona

Gretchen and Frou-Frou: Scarlet Hollow

Bitch and Pussy: Tumblr Kickstarter Scam Parody by fipindustries

Feng Xin and Mu Qing: Tian Guan Ci Fu

Yachiyo Inugami and Suzu Nekoyama from Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san

Liko’s Sprigatito and Alex’s Fidough: Pokemon Horizons

Liko’s Sprigatito and Murdock’s Rockruff: Pokemon Horizons

Clawdeen Wolf and Toralai Stripe: Monster High

Alopex and Takeshi: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

Nekomamushi and Inuarashi: One Piece

The Rain: Real Life

Oliver and Dodger: Oliver and Company

Ashiol Xandelian and Livilla: Creature Court

Milo and Otis: The Adventures of Milo and Otis

[conniewoof]

Murder drones personality AND ship swap au where—

Okay this is for sure done before **somewhere** BUT oh well

— ahem. ONTO THE MORE INTERESTING STUFF‼️

V takes the place of N in terms of personality and role. Vuzi becomes real?! She gets bullied—abused? Bad with words—by J. V is still short. SHE ACTUALLY GETS HER SCARF TOO!! And cuz it’s V she likes dogs more than cats. Also yes she still can’t see very well 💔

J is actually some what reasonable but instead of being mean to N she’s mean to V, but like instead of disappearing Uzi manages to make her be nicer and she apologizes to V. J actually tries to be better and yea!!

N takes the role and personality of V. He get put in time out chair and chain 💔

Do with this what you will

I might make art of it tmr if I’m not DYING 💔

Probably more stuff in my head that I dunno how to put into words… and that’s it for this post! I think-

Speaking of art I might do an art dump later, and by later I mean if I still have energy after tagging and posting this

[pep-the-artemis]

*ominous piano music playing in the background*

young J - *doing manor cleaning as instructed*

young N and V - *pretending to clean as to not get punished*

Cyn - *just vibing, most likely eating something she really shouldn't be*

young J - you know, you three could actually be doing work.

young V - *holding a feather duster*what do you mean, we are doing work? (:

young J - What's the thing your holding?

young V - ...a cat toy? (:

young J - look, its in all our best interests that all four *looks over at Cyn* all three of us to actually work together to keep this place clean!

young N - couldn't we like, just lie and if Tessa's folk ask why a room is messy we make up an excuse like "no Miss Elliot, we did clean this room but then a massive portal opened up and made it all messy again?! Look, we're as shocked as you are".

young J - ...a massive portal... opening up... making a room dirty?! That's gotta be the dumbest thing you've ever said

*SUDDENLY, A MASSIVE PORTAL OPENS UP IN THE ROOM THROWING EVERYTHING ONTO THE FLOOR, FILLING THE ROOM WITH SNOW AND DUST. From the portal, three shoaled individuals emerge.*

J - *throwing of her shoal* there's no time to explain. We are from the future!

young J - OH MY ROBO-LORD, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY? YOUR LEGS?!!

J - oh, yeah, you see there was this landmine and

young J - A LANDMINE?!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN A LANDMINE?!

V - *throwing of her shoal* ok, I feel like your focusing too much on the wrong details so lets reiterate, we are from the future!

young J - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS?!!

V - ok, you see there was this second landmine.

young J - A SECOND LANDMINE?! ARE THERE JUST LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF LANDMINES LYING AROUND IN THE FUTURE?!

N - *throwing of his shoal* Look, I think we should all take a moment to catch our breaths and just start this conversation again from the beginning. We could even put our shoals back on and step back through the portal if you'd like.

young J - WHY ARE HIS LEGS NORMAL?!

V - ok, so there was a third landmine but SOMEONE was unwilling to step on it.

N -Why would I step on a landmine?!

V - because it would have been funny?

N - maybe to you?! Standing on a landmine sounds like a horrible experience... like I can't imagine anything worse to be horrifically disfigured permanently

V and J - (:

N - *sweating*...and I don't think black prosthetics really fit my style, not that that's a bad thing of course, his to there own I always say. hahaHA *on the edge of tears*

Uzi - ughh *throwing of her shoal*

young N - darkxwolf17?!

Uzi - not questioning the ramifications of you knowing that. We need to focus, no more distractions.

N - hey wheres Tessa?

young N - she's currently having piano lessons.

Uzi - please stop. V.

V - yes

Uzi - NO! The other V!

young V - oh me? Wait, what do you want from me?!

Uzi - what is your glasses prescription?

young V - +4.96... why?

Uzi - ughh, bite me, you see someone (not mentioning names), accidentally broke there only pair of glasses and FORGOT there specific prescription so we couldn't just buy a new one.

young J - you came all the way here for that? That was your urgent, no time to waste problem?!

J - hey, it was Uzi's idea to say that, don't look at me

Uzi - it's just something you say after time traveling get used to it. Wait, who's that?

young N - *picking up Cyn* oh, this is Cyn, my little sister. Say hi Cyn... she's a little shy don't mind her.

Uzi - Cyn! C-Y-N ... that Cyn?! *turning to V* is this really the person you've been mistaking me for all this time?!

V - Don't blaim me, its not my fault all short people look the same.

N - welp, I think its best we get going.

young J - so you're just going to leave us with all this mess?!

Uzi - yeah, good luck with that.

N - yeah, sorry about that... *looking around* yeah this is real bad isn't it, if Tessa's folks found out they'd kill you for sure.

*long pause*

young V - wait, wouldn't that create a paradox?

N - almost certainly.

young V - oh

*young N,V,J look around at each other before walking out of the room*

N - wait, where you going?!

young J - that whole paradox stuff sounds rough and very painful but also not our problem, have fun though.

*Uzi follows the group out of the room*

J - where do you think you're going?!

Uzi - my life's not a risk of paradox torture. Gonna try and find out if your childhoods were as really bad as you made it out to be.

*long pause*

V - you really had to open your mouth, didn't you.