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THX!!!! ^w^
umm i wuz told 8bit iz a “norowara”??? o.O suppoze 2 b extinct from johto, sooooo far away lil bby!!! dunno 2 much yet abt dat, so itz gunna b an exciting journey!! X3
upd8!!!! XDDD im naming it 8bit!!! X3 i t00k it 2 de pokecentr n askd a lot of frendz in a servr 4 halp so now itz all bettr!!! ^w^
#rebagelz#found it @ werk in de trash!!!#sum1 threw it away n uzd a spell tag 2 on it X(#i shud c wat de pokedex sayz noaw i adopted it!! ^.^
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Najviši uspjeh europoida je da svaki kutak zaseru i huškaju na rat, pa spašavaju, pa zauzmu uzde države od kosti do dlake, pa onda mogu da deru. Izvlače svaku kap iz naroda i paradiraju odranu isušenu kožu tvoje kulture kao da je neka zeza, sada svedena u lance restorana i voajerističke farse. Kako tako razara suštinu kulture i vodi ka izvrtanju cijelu koncepciju nacionalizma do temelja da služi njihovim namjerama, identifikacija "drugih" u grupe odstranjene od vlastite povijesti, pse koji se bore za hrskavicu do iznemoglosti da se preko njihovih radnika nastavi proizvodnja još, još, još više plastičnog smeća, neobustiva, zauvijek. A kada proviriš u njihov način života i vidiš da su od svog ovog jada načinili kurac. Ni kap civilizacijskog napretka, umnogočemu nazadak... moramo ukinuti europu, ukratko
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scaramouche. second year student at university of zapolyarny dvorets, major in fine arts. he's competitive in nature so he's one of the best artists of their batch.
dottore. second year student at uzd. honestly the most unhinged and has multiple personalities. he thinks he's cool.
capitano. second year student at uzd. the sanest and most responsible in the group.
pantalone. second year student at uzd. the richest, and likes to make assumptions regarding his friends' love life.
tartaglia. second year student at uzd. a vlogger with random content. just got views because of his looks and being 'funny'.
#scaramouche#genshin scara#scara smau#scaramouche smau#smau#college au#social media au#wanderer smau#wanderer#wanderer x reader#wanderer x you#wanderer x y/n#kunikuzushi#kunikuzushi smau#kunikuzushi x you#kabukimono#genshin smau#genshin impact smau#fanfic#genshin fanfic#scaramouche fanfic#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche x you#wanderer fanfic#text fic#scaramouche x y/n#genshin impact fanfics#genshin impact#genshin wanderer#genshin scaramouche
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uzd mai crutch again!!! so hapy :3
feelz so much betta uzin it, I canz walk proprly :3
hope evry1 havin a goodz day/night!!! hehe
gona go hom nd wach x men!!!!!!
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Chapter 36, I have officially lost the plot
AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. Frau Schneider, Socrates and Richard, Vampire and Willow were their to. Socrates left, saying something about knowing that he knows nothing and material possessions are not worth it or something. He doesn't know what he's talking about, possessions are great and I love all my demon friends. Because I'm goffik
“OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”
“Yah I no.” Serious said sadly.
“Oh hey there bitch.” Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.
Hi fuker.” I said. “Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.”
“Oh my satan!1” (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped Frau Schneider. “Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?”
“OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11” said Profesor Trevolry.
“I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first.” said Willow.
“Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also���……….sum luv potion 4 Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers.” Richard said resultantly.
“Well we have potions klass now.” Willow said so let’s go.
We went sexily to Potionz class. But Snap wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Cornelio Fuck!11111
“Hey where the fuck is Daddy Till!111” Richard shouted angrily.
“STFU!1” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Abkhazian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. “Now do ur work!111”
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
“Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1” Vampire asked surprisedly.
“DATZ IT!11” CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111”
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.
“WTF is he doing?” I asked. Then I looked at Richard. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly……………“HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11” he shooted.
I looked around…………….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Richard and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.
“God u r such a posr!1” I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was………………Amnesia Portion!111
#my rammmortal#rammstein#christoph schneider#fanfic#flake lorenz#oliver riedel#paul landers#rammstein fanfic#richard kruspe#till lindemann
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A trans identity where you desire to be or feel connected to the influencer Clawedbeauty101 in any way.
c10n3d xnd uzd by m333!! <33
#pro rq 🌈🍓#pro transid#pro transrace#cringe#idk what else to tag#🪽//coining#⭐//fixations/interests#🐈//kins
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how 2 get da secret eeveelution baneon
Dis iz very real I got it in mah gam trust me bro== Steps ==# so first u hav 2 get an eevee (of kors) it kan b from da gift eevee or thru breedin# U hav 2 nam da eevee, it dosent mattar what da eevee iz named, it just haz 2 b namd# Level dem up 2 level 26 or ovr. If da eevee iz under levl 26 it WONT work!!!!!# mak sur da eevee iz poizond but NOT FAINTED!!!!! if da eevee iz fanted it wil overite da poizon!!!! My advice iz 2 go 2 da forezt aria full ov weedlz and stuf# Get ur eevee 2 reely hi frendshrp!!! If it iznt it wont evllve# Giv eevee a moon ston 2 HOLD!!!! It will say Dat it kant uze it 2 evolv cuz it HAZ 2 b a held item!!! If u haven't uzd ur mastrbal amd dont hav a mmon ston den mak it hold da mastrbal (it wont uz up da ball it only doz dat w da ston)# Go in2 a batle and win it wit da eevee (it dozent hav 2 levl up it just haz 2 win)# Now u hav it!!!! Itz kalled baneon and itz markd az da missing pokermin kuz u dont nned it 2 finish da dex and itz numbr iz #000 (if I figer out how 2 atach mah drawing of it)== Tips ==* I sugezt u get kt be4 da elet 4 kuz she iz rlly strong!!* If it dosnt evolve den reed dis agan 2 see if u misd anyting. If u have most of da requirementz but it dozent evolv den it mite not hav enof freindshpl (if u have it all including da freindshklp and it still dosnt evo den comemt and I wil try 2 figur it oit== Warnings ==* This may or may not be a joke but I'm not telling uuuuu
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Ne brinu me tvoje noge kuda me vode,
Sve dok znam da su uzde tvoje u rukama Milostivog.
Ne brine me ni galop, ni trzaj, ni rzanj,
Sve dok sedlo je za tebe pričvršćeno emrom Uzvišenog.
Nije me strah, ma koliko neizvijesni putevi bili,
Ne opirem se, ne bojim se brzine ni puta teškog,
Prepuštam se vihoru vjetra što kaderom Njegovim puše,
Spokojne duše zadovoljne voljom Upravitelja Mudrog.
Vještina jahača put ne može da promijeni,
Niti uzda ima vrijednost u rukama iskusnog,
Sudbina je poput konja neposlušnog volji srca,
Onog što ne može spokojan biti sem voljom Plemenitog.
-Halima Lj.
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Definicija muškosti i muževnost se stalno menja i evoluira zajedno sa vremenom u kojem živimo. Međutim, definitivno su prošla su vremena kada su se samo muškarci sa jakim bradama, koji su vozili robusne automobile, bili finansijski potkovani i željni borbe i agresije smatrani jakim muškarcima. I, sa ovom konstantno promenljivom pričom o tome šta snaga kod muškaraca zaista podrazumeva i ko su „pravi“ muškarci, postoje, naravno, i ljudi koji nisu u stanju da se nose sa time, te muškarce koje su snažni mešaju sa slabim muškarcima, o čemu više možete pročitati u našem drugom članku. Snažni muškarci su neverovatni partneri. Oni su fantastični prijatelji, članovi porodice i još mnogo toga. Ali, neke žene mogu imati poteškoća da prihvate novi trend muškosti i sve karakteristike koje jednog muškarca zaista čine snažnim. U nastavku, sledi 10 karaktertistika snažnog muškarca, kako vam ne bi iskliznuo iz ruke kada ga pronađete. Ko su "pravi" muškarci? Razni sajtovi, knjige i časopisi nude savete, definišu šta čini jednog muškarca privlačnim ženama, snažnim i muževnim i obično se bave kombinacijom poslovnog ili finansijskog uspeha, zajedno sa određenom dozom fizičke privlačnosti. Morate da se oblačite na pravi način, vozite pravi automobil, koristite najnoviji losion posle brijanja ili parfem koji obara sa nogu. Iako je to sve sigurno plus, snažnog, pravog muškarca ne čini njegov posao. On nije ono koliko novca ima u banci. Nije auto koji vozi, a njegova snaga se ne ogleda u sadržaju njegovog novčanika. Zaista snažan muškarac prepoznaje se po svojim vrlinama i upravo ta reč na engleskom (virtue) potiče od latinske reči za muškarca - vir. Slučajnost? Ne bih rekla. 10 karakteristika koje imaju pravi muškarci Pravi muškarci imaju mnogo toga da ponude, bilo da se radi o partnerskim odnosima, njihovom radnom mestu ili njima samima. Žene koje ne mogu da se nose sa njima sigurno propuštaju mnogo, ali ovi muškarci ne mare za to. Umesto toga, rado čekaju dok ne dođe prava osoba koja će njihove vrline umeti da ceni i prepozna. Ko su “pravi muškarci” i kako da ih prepoznate? Sledi 10 karakteristika snažnog muškarca, na koje treba da obratite pažnju: On je džentlmen Samo jedan džentlmen je vredan jedne dame. Snažan i pravi muškarac treba da ima osnovne manire - bude ljubazan, pun poštovanja, i pažljiv prema potrebama žene. Ovo takođe uključuje klasično džentlmensko ponašanje kao što je otvaranje vrata, uzimanje njenog kaputa, itd. Džentlmeni nikada ne prelaze granicu pristojnosti i strpljivi su. Svi bismo živeli u boljem svetu, kada bi svi muškarci imali ovu karakteristiku snažnog muškarca i bili obzirni džentlmeni. Danas stvari uglavnom ne stoje tako, stoga se muškarci koji imaju ovaj kvalitet ističu i to je upravo ono što ih čini pravim, snažnim muškarcima. Traži i pruža iskrenost i direktnost Snažan i pravi muškarac ne vidi nikakvu svrhu toga da kruži kao kiša oko Kragujevca da bi vam nešto saopštio, te izrazio svoje emocije ili mišljenje. On želi jasnu i otvorenu komunikaciju u svakom trenutku. On ne vidi smisao u zamagljivanju istine slatkorečivošću ili lažima. Ne plaši se da stane iza svojih osećanja i postupaka. To je zato što i sam ceni iskrenu, konstruktivnu istinu i to pruža zauzvrat. Kao takav, snažan muškarac će: Reći nekome direktno ako ima problem sa njima Prihvatati svaki oblik konstruktivne kritike Buti iskren u pogledu njihovih emocija, osećanja, potreba i želja, bez straha od osude Ne voli igrice i nagoveštaje, već jasno staviti do znanja šta želi i tražiti isto Preuzima stvari u svoje ruke Pravi muškarac ne beži od liderskih uloga. Pravi muškarci su više nego srećni da preuzmu uzde i svu odgovornost koja sa time dolazi, jer je se ne plaše. Oni umeju da preuzmu inicijativu (kada treba) i ulože sve napore koji su potrebni da stvari uspeju. Ne plaše se da rade na vezi, oplemenjuju je i budu inicijatori. Mnoge žene imaju loša iskustva jer su ih dominantni muškarci tretirali inferiorno. Stoga, neke žene mogu pogrešno protumačiti prirodne liderske sposobnosti snažnog muškarca kao čin seksizma.
Ali, to nisu snažni muškarci, jer će pravi muškarac to raditi smisleno i onda kada treba, sa vama pod svojom rukom. Zna šta želi Biti neodlučan i “ni tamo – ni vamo” je oduvek bio nepoželjan kvalitet, bez obzira koji pol je u pitanju. Zato je jedna od karakteristika pravog muškaca to da zna tačno šta je to što želi i ne okleva da ka tome ide. Pravi muškarac je u kontaktu sa svojim emocijama i analizira svoje želje i potrebe, razmišljajući o postupcima, da bi otkrio šta želi. To ne znači da je sve shvatio. Umesto toga, to pokazuje da je svestan svog smera u životu i da zna gde ga srce vodi i da se ne plaši ka tome da ide. Neko ko ga usporava ili sprečava da stigne tamo gde želi, neće se dugo zadržati. To isto važi i za veze: snažan muškarac nikada neće učiniti da se pitate na čemu ste – ukoliko vas želi, to ćete jasno znati. Ceni mir, ne nasilje Nasilje nikada nije odgovor, a snažan muškarac vrlo dobro zna da ne mora da koristi svoje mišiće da bi dokazao svoje sposobnosti. Iako dugo vlada zabluda da su pravi muškarci oni koji su fizički snažni, snažni i pravi muškarci su zapravo oni koji umeju da budu staloženi, razumni i koriste svoju inteligenciju i sposobnosti da reše situacije. Snažan muškarac nije rob svojim impulsima i emocijama, jer zna da je biranje bitaka, pronalaženje kompromisa i promovisanje razumevanja i mira ono što je mudro i ispravno. Ambiciozan je Snažan muškarac je veoma ambiciozan. Ova karakteristika snažnih muškaraca često se pogrešno tumači kao da će ambicioznost u pogledu karijere pravom muškarcu biti na prvom mestu, što nije uvek dobro i što bi neke žene mogle da zamere, jer to automatski snižava njihovu poziciju na lestvici prioriteta. Ali, snažan muškarac zna vrednost ravnoteže, stoga će rado izbalansirati svoje karijerne ambicije i porodični život kada je u posvećenoj vezi, jer zna da ceni važnost i vrednost oba aspekta, zna da jedno bez drugog ne donosi sreću, i ambiciozan je u svakom pogledu - ne samo karijernom. Zna da ide ka onome što mu je važno u životu i to je karakteristika pravih muškaraca. Source link
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[name]. second year student at vindagnyr international academy, major in psychology. has a burning hatred for men.
itto. second year student at via. the clown of the group, also the dumbest.
hu tao. second year student at via. always joke about her business, but meant no harm.
faruzan. second year student at via. also chosen to be a part of the exchange student program.
mona. second year student at via and an influencer. major in astronomy. the most closest to [name], besties since elem.
capitano. second year student at uzd. friends with the group since high school but he went to uzd for college and thus separated.
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Chapter 35, Rick and Morty are here as well?
AN: fangz 2 suzi 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of prepz!11111111 fangz 2 raven 4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 serius!1 fangz.
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I went in2 da Conmen Room finking of Satan. Suddenly I gasped………………..Richard wuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
“Richard what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.
“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Richard. It was Lucan!1 He stil had two arms.
“Oh hi Lucian!1” I sed. “Im Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Omnipotentia Great Mal Raven Face Landers the new student lol we shook handz.”
“Yah Satan told me abot you.” Lusian said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner kutting. It wuz Serious, Vampire’s dad and………………Snap! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Chralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Marylin Mason show as back-up.
ORLY I ESKED.
“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld XBlakXTearX. I play teh gutter. Spartacus plays da drums” he said ponting to him. “Snap plays the boss. And Jamez plays the guitar to even fo we call him Samaro, after Samara in da ring.”
“Hey bastards.” I told them they gave me Dethz tuch sin. Suddenly I gasped again. “But don’t u have a lead singer!” I asked. Lucian looked dawn sadly.
“We uzd to but she did. She contempted suicide by silting her rists.”
“Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1” I gasped.
“Its okay but we need a new led snigger.” Samaro said.
“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”
“Rilly?” asked Snap. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
“Yeah were called Blody Gothik Rose 666. Do u wanna hr me sing?”
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi (geddit koz bi guyz r sooo sexah!11) Gurn Day.
“I wok dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
“Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Crow Butt Landers? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Lucian, Samoro, Serious and Snap.
“Um…….ok.” I shrugged. “Are we gong to play tonight?”
“Yah.” they said.
“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Morty Mcfli!1 He was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.
“What da hell r u dong here!11” I asked.
“I wil help u go frowad in tim Paul Darkness Superfly Landers.” he said siriusly Den……….he took out a blak tim machine. I went in2 it and……………………..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
#my rammmortal#rammstein#christoph schneider#fanfic#flake lorenz#oliver riedel#paul landers#rammstein fanfic#richard kruspe#till lindemann
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MAGAREŠTINA, il' što bi jedan dobri rek'o "ešekija"
Magarac natovaren knjigama
kad pretegne čovjeka
uzde od strasti
na usta
i glavu
nabaci.
Magarac natovaren knjigama
ne može znati da ilum
pojest' ne možeš
a ilum je
glava
skin'o
razuma nadvlad'o.
Bez poniznosti poniženje slijedi
ešekija kad pretegne
teslim Rabbu
ko srcem nije
pada
prije
il' kasnije!
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