#uselessidiotsquad

[kerra-and-company]

Truth potion ask! For Rel: if you had the opportunity to break Ventari's tablet and get rid of the structure it imposes on the Pale Tree/Her Sylvari - would you?

(@uselessidiotsquad)

Rel looks conflicted, then exhales forcefully as the potion pushes him to actually answer. "Part of me wants to say yes. Part of me doesn't. I...breaking the tablet wouldn't entirely remove that structure. Even in a scenario where it would...look. Changing or removing some of that rigidity would, to me, be a good thing. But losing the structure you've built your life around is terrifying. It was hard enough for me and Nisha, and I know it's not quite the same, but to be the one inflicting that on others..."

He leans his chin on his palm and meets your eyes. "I think you'd have to actually put me in that situation for me to choose. I don't know."

[mystery-salad]

Most to least like to try to eat a cupcake/food item that is entirely too large in one bite! (@uselessidiotsquad)

So I have eighty four characters right now, and I'm not listing them all so I'm assigning a group since one wasn't assigned in the ask! You're getting my asura.

MOST

Yappok

Whomstdve

Yalldntve

Tvelle

Bodacc

Vuisce

Illicit

Trella

Alvvae

Nixxte

Praxxie

LEAST

[i-mybrunettelady]

TUMBLY SQUAD REPRESENT

thalys @commanderthalys fedsy @vampiresi maelgwynn @creativebrainrot logan thackeray @guildwarsgirl mordrem rose @mordremrose uda @jaded-cactus zadina silversmoke (didn't get user) egg nightclaw (didn't get user) thalys @commanderthalys fedsy @vampiresi maelgwynn @creativebrainrot logan thackeray @guildwarsgirl mordrem rose @mordremrose uda @jaded-cactus zadina silversmoke (didn't get user) egg nightclaw (didn't get user) ezekiel deamonne (didn't get user)

Happy Tyria Pride everyone! I had to leave early because timezones, but here are some photos from the march <3 I ran with my bestie @uselessidiotsquad and our guild, but managed to get a little photo of some members of our tumbly squad (you've all been befriended btw :) )

i also saw @dasozelotvonnebenan and beloved valoop <3

Ruby and I, alongside our guild mates and some randos, worshipping/eating the O R B. morbin the orb even

Happy Pride, I had an amazing walk with y'all <3

[awerzo]

Commission for @uselessidiotsquad !!! Tysm for commissioning me again and tysm for your patience ;w;

[mmigrainee]

Commission for @uselessidiotsquad 🐮🌺🌻🌼🏵🌸

[el-is-away]

Diam for @uselessidiotsquad! thank you so so so much!!!

[commanderfloppy]

May Art Party Art!

And it only took me a week and a half this time!

A lot of people this month who I didn't see previous months, this time ended up kind of being 'blorbo from my dash' edition!

Tags:

Deveter @king-there0f

Dutch @little-leaf-man

Stuibhart @shroomlet

Alyssanyra @i-mybrunettelady

Blaise @idrawtoomuch-gw2

Caspian @tricksterpale

Raighael @uselessidiotsquad

Prem @hawkepockets

Oh and the side doodle features Ian @jorasdottir Marwyd @kralkatorrik and Johnny @godkiller-sinead

Also putting the original sketches down below because I feel like they had a lot of character

[the-elven-star]

I hope the drawing will not disappoint you :’)

Drawing for @uselessidiotsquad

[archesa]

WIP Whenever (and that includes Wednesday ! )

I was tagged by @redwayfarers aka @i-mybrunettelady and unfortunately I have not moved more than a few words forward on the previous WIP, so... here's another WIP to feast your eyes upon 😊

This is set somewhere between Heart of Thorns and Season 3, so obviously spoilers for the former. Featuring, Vigil shenaningans, Laranthir being autoritative (hot!), Dairban and Galaëd being friends (also hot!), and Galaëd being a little shit.

Dairban is Meryw's podtwin, a Warmaster of the Vigil and Laranthir's close second and belongs to my ever partner in crime @lilypixy !

Galaëd did not remember how it started. A word. An insinuation. And his antlers ramming into one of the recruits. Dairban seizing him by the waist and tearing him away from the fray only to join in himself. And here they stood, in Laranthir's office, while raised voices rattled the walls of the Vigil Fortress.

The doors slammed open and the Grand Warmaster stormed towards them, a disappointed expression on his face.

"Sit. Both of you." he ordered, before they could even rise from their seats.

His expression was cold and judgemental. A severe disappointment written in bright lines his face.

"I have six recruits harbouring bruises, cuts and electrical burns. Anything you wish to add to that list?"

Galaëd scoffed. There was a certain number of things he would have added to that list, yes...

I tag in this my regulars ^^

@curiousartemis @monaskydancer @i-mybrunettelady (right back at you, Nero! <3 grace us with some gw2 inspired WIP fragment?) @kerra-and-company @dumb-dumb-mander @thorns-and-brambles @just-eyris-things @uselessidiotsquad and I'm quite certain I'm forgetting a few people so, really whoever finds this!

[rostomanologist]

exp requests time

waxs and nao for @el-is-away and tora for @uselessidiotsquad !!!!! ty for volunteering

reqs still open btw im just slow with them :D just throw me ur salads

[redwayfarers]

Nika and his bunny boyfriend found a nice quiet spot in Kugane for a hug

Brook Hravatn belongs to @uselessidiotsquad has graciously made this AU with me 🥰

Under the cut of some sillies from the same date:

[kerra-and-company]

Most likely to Commit to the Bit to least likely for the OC grouping asks! Who's gonna go all in on a joke to ridiculous lengths! (@uselessidiotsquad)

Oh this is a Fun one askldfasdf :D Hmm...to give you a selection of a few folks from most to least likely, we've got:

Ever: if they ever get themself into a bit (which isn't that common of a thing), they're sticking to that bit. Not even necessarily because it thinks the joke's that funny, it's just bad at letting things go.

Casca: can and Will run a bit into the ground, but specifically in the situation where it's something she and the people she cares about find funny but someone she dislikes hates. If it's going to irritate the shit out of someone she doesn't care for, she is never letting that go.

Minei: will commit to a bit, but only with her sibling(s) and no one else.

Kerra: will stick to a bit, but not for extremely long at one time--more of a "I'll bring this joke back around again next week/month/etc. because I still find it funny" thing, if anything.

Pliarr: will laugh about others committing to a bit in the right circumstances, but isn't going to do it himself.

[mystery-salad]

🐱 even though you are very chill I'm still often just like (chihuahua shake) about interacting/engaging as whole, so you get assigned catto (@uselessidiotsquad)

Akfhdjsl very fair, just know that I am in fact like a cat in demeanor too in that I love interacting but really all I tend to do is. Sit here and stare waiting for people to approach me. Please feel free to, I enjoy the pats and do not bite✨️

[i-mybrunettelady]

I have a lil game for y'all.. :3

name three or more commanders/ocs that you love with your whole chest!

I'll go first: @antariies harley, @pact-valkyrie aedira, @khorren aoife, @miragecounseling iona + obligatory mention of @uselessidiotsquad riag ✨️

Tagging: @astralarias @averagebreadslice @where-is-caithe @little-leaf-man @ratasum @manasurge

[awerzo]

Another commission for @uselessidiotsquad this time of Riaghael! thank you so much again!!! <333

[mmigrainee]

Commission for @uselessidiotsquad 🥝