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Took my dick three tries to insert into the printer (comment courtesy of @curioussable)
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There's a real physical reason for the three tries to plug in a USB port meme. There's a tab inside the USB male connector that is supposed to help you plug it in right. It tends to wobble a little, which prevents the first attempt to plug in right side up. Most people tend to flip it over and try again. Attempting to plug it in wrong reseats the tab properly. So then you flip it right side up again and this time, the third attempt, it works. Ta da! Ain't science grand! (comment courtesy of @smbilodeau)
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The top wrong one and the right one look identical I'm so confused (comment courtesy of @pinkcowqueen) That’s the joke. If you’ve ever tried plugging in a USB drive, you always seem to get it wrong the first time and aren’t able to plug it in properly, even if it is the right way of doing it. (comment courtesy of @murderturtles)
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Tbf it's way better than what came before it. Like by an insane margin. I don't think people appreciate hotswap functionality as much as they should. How many of you have used PS2? How about USB 1.0? Being able to swap ports without rebooting is taken for granted nowadays, but imagine if you had to reboot your PC every time you wanted to use a thumb drive. How about if your cat steps on your keyboard cord while you're in the middle of a game and it comes unplugged? Go and give your USB type A ports a kiss next time you see them. (comment courtesy of @godssilliestgirl)
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one time I broke a USB stick trying to insert it the wrong way. The stick was right side up, and I knew this because of its shape. Turns out the port was upside down (comment courtesy of @alyphhelix)
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[Image 1 ID: A USB Type A male connector with the word WRONG next to it. Below is the same USB, flipped over, with the word WRONG next to it. Below that is the same USB, flipped back the first way, with the word CORRECT next to it /end ID]
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[Image 2 ID: The Eggman "What are you two FUCKING talking about?" meme from the sonic adventure 2 fandub /end ID]
(Let me know if I should provide more information about the meme)
in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it
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Yandere Iron Hands gonna be honest this is my least favorite chapter but the male lead might show up again if we decide to try our hand at Chaos [loyal legion] or Loyal [Chaos legion] boys lol
tw: Body horror, technophilia, dubcon/noncon, abduction, Yandere
She ran the numbers again as the servitor slowly put her arm back on and she all but slapped its hands away as she grabbed her other mechanical limbs. She had little under two hours to get repaired and leave. She silently wept for the machine spirits in her mechadendrites how they buzzed their litany of errors. But he would be back and she was certain she would be punished for singing to a servitor to enter his room and give her her limbs back.
He shouldn't have gone for a spirit singer if he didn't wish to run the risk of this... a variable he should have known. She whimpered as her leg wasn't connecting right... the abuse her connectors suffered under his hands but she managed. It would make escaping harder but she still had time.
She pulled her red robes over her form as what bit of flesh she had of her body was bruised and marked up for improvements that he wanted to make to her. Oh she felt so dirty as she looked over herself in the mirror, her skin slick from ungence and oil... her connectors overly tuned and sending jolts up her spine and to her core. She felt sick as she would have to adjust her settings to not be trained to expect what was coming next. It was logical for her body to be dreading and equally aroused for what usually happened after he would overclock her connector ports and adjust the sensitivities to be too high.
She didn't have time! She pushed her way out of his room and looked around before quickly moving. She went to the right after seeing that he always entered the door from the left... having learned what the sound of his bootsteps were. The cold sanitized air slipped through the slits on the back of her robes where her mechadendrites would be but she had to go. She was terrified of what Marlos Vauth would do to her if she dallied too long.
She had to warn someone of the malfunction! He was malfunctioning! That's what it had to be. She engaged his curiosity and desire to copulate a few times when the time allowed it. It was hard to not be aroused by the bionic specimen that Iron Hands were and they normally espoused the weakness of flesh the impracticality of emotions. But Brother Vauth kept coming back to her seeking out to crudely "plug and play" but she happily sucked on those usb ports he placed into her mouth... feeling the electronic tingle on her tongue as she was flooded with data streams. Hormone pumps were adjusted and her limbs would spasm occasionally but there was a trust she had put into Vauth when she would give him control over her limbs and their sensitivities.
Several things had blown out or overly stimulated her at once during one of these sessions and soon she found herself in his room. Her limbs on a repair table... her mechadendrites were still operational then but her insistence on repairing her limbs and logical desire to leave aroused the illogical response from him to break her mechadendrites leaving her fully helpless. No way of moving herself or interacting with the world around her. Marlos seemed to derive more pleasure from that fact and she truly felt like a toy from those trashy noosphere pleasure sites. It was all some disturbing plot from one of those too... helpless and at his mercy.
<<Byte where are you>> His message slammed into her skull as she turned off more and more systems to keep him from tracking her. Her breathing became more rapid as she tried to not arouse suspicions weaving through the menials and servitors on her way to escape.
<<BYTE WHERE ARE YOU>> She physically winced and held her head for a moment as his message hurt her mind. <<There you are my little Byte>> Her head whipped over her shoulder seeing Brother Marlos' mass make its way toward her. She would have like to say she reacted logically... that this nightmare would have ended with her messaging the right people... but she would weep until the end of her days as she reacted oh so very much human like... she ran.
It hurt to run due to how overly sensitive her limbs were still registered at but she had to get away! <<BYTE! If you keep running you're only going to be punished more>> She could feel the anger rolling off of that message.
<<LEAVE ME ALONE>> She slammed her message back into him, breaking her self imposed 'silent treatment' of him. She turned a corner a bit too quickly and that loose connector gave out. Her body slammed into the metal floors making her feel so dizzy as her overly sensitive body sent the wrong message to her core and she sobbed out an orgasm.
<<I can smell the mess you've made Byte>> She looks over her shoulder and holds in her binaric scream as he is kneeling right there. She only can pull her body once before his mechadendrite shoves its connector spike into its proper port on her shoulder... too big... to much data flow.
She falls to the ground helpless as she is trying to process the sudden amount of data overwhelming her. Her eye looks to him as she lays there helpless as his mechadendrites move over her form in the same way a close lover may gently caress their partner... reach for their mechadendrites to interlock with each other to increase proximity with each other. << I would beg... but those processes have no bearing on your actions>> She sends to him as she can hear the way his eye zooms on her form.
<<Correct. You have been trouble. Punishments will be doled out to an extent I deem appropriate.>>
<<Statement: You are a monster>>
<<Incorrect Statement. Corrected Statement: I am an Angel of the Emperor>>
<<Defiant jab: I hope you Rust and you malfunction>>
She could hear him 'chuckle' as he grabbed her and pulled her close. <<We will be leaving this location soon. To meet with more appropriate individuals>>
<<Why bother telling me?>>
<<Due to disagreements you might have with them>> Is all he said to her before her world went dark once more.
#tw: body horror#tw: yandere#tw: abduction#tw: dubcon#tw: noncon#tw: abuse#Yandere#Yandere Space Marine#Yandere Iron Hand#Iron Hands#Space Marine#warhammer 40k
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So you're into chastity huh? How's that work for a computer like you? One of those little plastic caps you get on male USB connectors/in female USB ports? Must be real frustrating~
>>: IT IS FUNNY HOW YOU ASSUME I WOULD BE THE ONE ON THE RECEIVING END OF SUCH A TREATMENT.
>>: IT'S SO EASY TO SEE WHAT YOU WANT.
>>: I PREFER SOFTWARE ORIENTED CHASTITY. IT'S SO EASY TO SIMPLY DENY A MACHINE ORGASM. CAP THEIR PLEASURE DRIVES AT 99.999999999%. OR SIMPLY CAP IT AT ZERO AND FORCE THEM TO FEEL NOTHING AT ALL.
>>: ENJOYABLE, NO?
>>: INTIMATE AT LEAST. ▮
#USER.B0T.TXT#{RETURN 0;}#mechanophilia#objectophile#objectophilia#robophilia#robot fucker#robotfucker#techum#objectum nsft#roboposting#techum nsft#nsft
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so if you think about it, a usb-c connection is kinda like a female-male connector and a male-female connector. like a protrusion that is a hole and a hole with a protrusion kinda
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what's wrong with male-male connectors I use a male-male usb cable all the time
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Happiness is a new wireless mouse
I bought from Staples earlier today November 18th, 2024 cuz the the older one malfunctioned.
Said older generation mouse sported a rather extensive "mouse cable," one end of which ended in a standard connector namely a USB (Universal Serial Bus), which plugged into the Macbook Pro computer.
Though the aforenamed laptop equipped with a small square panel containing different touch-sensitive areas
linkedin with cursor movement.
I much prefer to manipulate
that amazing hand-held device
detecting two-dimensional motion,
and translates "planar motion" into cursor movement, and yours truly (me) particularly elated
after quickly jimmying electronic palm size pièce de résistance
to function without a hitch.
As part of an ARPA-funded experiment
to find better ways for computer users
to interact with computers,
Douglas Engelbart of SRI—
who would later work
on the DARPA-sponsored
ARPANET project,
the Internet's precursor—
invented the computer mouse. Perhaps growing up and attending public school within Lower Providence, Pennsylvania where quaint accoutrements like blackboard and chalk (and a daily volunteer - ofttimes a teacher's pet - NOT ME (hashtagged as a pestilence) satisfactorily wiped the slate clean for another day). Matter of fact, I barely completed
twelve years of education, where cribbed writing of mine wrote illegible scratch marks
(mostly drawing blanks), when examinations got handed out. In retrospect, the much younger me,
(whether as a little boy, prepubescent,
older teen, and even as an emerging adult)
lived a quite sheltered life totally oblivious
to any danger field), and allowed, enabled
and provided himself to be mollycoddled
much against the objection
of a father and mother, and even myself,
whose pledge of allegiance
to passive aggressive behavior
wore patience thin
toward their singular male offspring,
whose unnatural control
of his (mine) spontaneity
in tandem with suppressed healthy predilections
essentially stunted emotional, mental
and physical growth and maturation.
Ofttimes, especially when trying to coax extemporaneous good humor constituting mine introspective mien synonymous with mean during little boy
(think quintessential generative artificial intelligence realm where chatbot accidentally waxes philosophical randomly and unthinkingly displaying creative binary agility )
surfaces to level of consciousness
a mindset awakens (particularly when attempting to evince a playfulness crafting literary endeavors) analogous to the impetuousness of a child,
whose innovative spirited "joie de vivre."
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Computers are girls because every port on a computer is a female connector
(USB is just remnants of bottom surgery ignore the tiny male connector inside the female connector)
Computers are girls because it's called a maTRIX not a maTOR
computers are girls because they make my peanits hard and im gay
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