#urgant

[pancake-of-death]

hi!  I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.

Be blessed 💓🙏🙏💓

            DONATE AND SHARE.

Sorry, I currently can't help donate. But I urge anyone who can donate to please do so. I hope you get your insulin and that you are able to stay safe. Best of luck and stay safe.

[bigmacobama]

URGEGNT MESSAGE

ANY BAD GOTH BITCHES HAVE SOMETHING COMFORTING TO TELL ME A MOTHERFUCKER NEED IT

[russianreader]

Late Pozner

A multifaceted portrait of lifelong Kremlin propagandist and relentless self-promoter Vladimir Pozner in his ninetieth year, with guest appearances from several useful idiots. Vladimir Pozner. Photo:  picture-alliance/dpa, courtesy of DW The director general of Russia’s Channel One, Konstantin Ernst, announced on Wednesday, 18 September, the return of TV presenter Vladimir Pozner to the air…

[sayxit]

[mr---cringe]

I was about to say "I'm leaving it without any context" but no I'm leaving the context. That's Hugh Jackman kissing Ivan Urgant on Russian TV

[candymeatlemonspiced]

Birthday trip to the Urgant care ✌️😛😛

[abimee]

movie theatres in california just dont have those little LED strips on the steps that make them visible to you when they hit the lights off and thats cazy cause movie theatre steps are also not your average step length so every step in those fuckass theatres is me trying to feel for the edge as i get down cause i refuse to evee trip and fall and hurt myself in a theatre because california health system is the most dogshit ive ever seen because their emergency rooms, urgant care, general practice, and pharmancy are all in different buildings 5-8 min drives from each other and california drivers are so nasty that i just know that commuting between those buildings will get me sidechecked eventually because i almost got caved into in a fedex parking lot and the last thing i need on top of california medical bills and a broken leg is to get rammed into by someone drivinv expires plates whos gonna disappear into murder mountain when i try bringing them to court for destroying my rib cage it wouldnt happen for like 8 months because the singular courthouse wants to worry more about putting homeless people behind bars than it wants to get me $500 and a shitty day in court to fix $40,000 worth of ribs while im waddling around on one good leg cause my movie theatre fall took my other one out in a way where i definitely need a wheelchair but getting my house wheelchair proofed would take 10 years of working at my part time job that would probably let me go because im in a wheelchair and took more time off than 3 days ti recover from taking a tumble down the movie theatre steps all because they didnt insert LEDs to the side od the steps

[therookandthecrow]

My Rook, Aloisius, he is quite vain in the sense that he has an intense beauty regiment which includes bathing with roses and lavender. His companions will be telling him, "Rook, we need to go and save the world, are you done in there?" Then he comes out smelling utterly divine - or exactly like an Orlesian pastery shop as almond is one of his favorite scents.

Apparently it is a priority to smell extraordinarily good even in an urgant situation that requires utmost attention like stopping rogue elven Gods. How does an elven revolutionary in Tevinter afford these Orlesian fineries? He regularly steals from Magisters.

Even the Mage-killer is going to be thinking that he smells good.

[kaitcake1289]

URGANT

[theanonymousbooks]

Love when spam mails are like 'Urgant!! Your account mqy be deleted!!'

Like finally. Release me.

[saltymarshmall0w]

Danny thinks his rouges may finally stop attacking him but now he just has constant ghost king nonsense to deal with.

Ghost King cons:

Every power-hungry ghost comes out of the wood works to challenge Danny's title and try and battle him for the throne. Since these aren't Danny's regular rouges they aren't even polite enough to wait until he's a ghost to make their declaration. Sometimes they come in the form of full coups/partial armies--- usually spurred on by Vlad.

The Observants have no understanding of Danny needing privacy and will pop up wherever and whenever to try and make Danny deal with "A new threat to the realms!" or "an urgant matter!"(Please, Someone write a fic about Danny being outed as the ghost king as human Danny that would be so funny)

Completely docile ghosts (some that might have even been friends with him) are now terrified of him thanks to the reputation of the old king.

Danny can't use his powers even slightly selfishly without someone scolding him. Even making the Fright Knight chase off Dash is grounds for a lecturing.

The stupid crown keeps falling off and the ring is ugly af.

sovereign territories/nations that go to war come to Danny to help mediate their occasionally incredibly petty arguments. Every other week Danny is dethroning a new tyrant (like Dorothy's people)

Knowing their king is half-human, they try to get Danny to interfere in human conflicts or pass along messages to living loved ones or whatever

He's the king now, so every teenager at a slumber party who attempts to summon Satan gets Danny instead.

There is a backlog of all kinds of paperwork. Soul contracts, nations declaring they're sovereign (since they don't have any outside influence).

When ever he introduces himself to a new person an overly enthusiastic Fright Knight will appear to tell the person all of Danny's titles.

The ghost king had a buttload of unfinished soul contracts that Danny inherited and now has to either dissolve with the other parties consent or fulfill

The ring of rage is actively trying to drive Danny mad.

(this one is completely headcannon but I like it) The crown of fire has a bit of every previous ruler's subconsciousness in it as a way to hear advice from his predecessors and Danny can't so much as slouch without hearing Albrocross The Ghastly scolding him in his head.

Ghost King Pros

Danny can open portals now... which may just be a regular progression of his powers but oh well.

The crown of fire looks hella rad.

Hot take nobody asked for: I like ghost king Danny but I think most people use it as a cop out.

I personally like the idea of "ghost king" being barely more than a title and the rights to some powerful artifacts. Becoming ghost king doesn't make Danny a god, it's a mild Amp at most. If just being the ghost king made someone that powerful, sarcophagus or not Periah Dark wouldn't have lost to a teen in an exosuit. Being Ghost King and especially trying to be a good king should be like 70% annoying responsibilities and formal nonsense 20% soft/political power, and and 10% actual power up.

i want to observe you like a bug how does it feel to have incredible ideas

[izzasecretredacted]

hey quick question what if my version of omelas involves me already being tortured 24/7 like would we still need the kid? please this is urgant

[severeatea]

HELP URGANT RANT SAVE ME

GUYS help i’m writing a narrative writing for school that’s due tomorrow and it has to be 3k words and i’ve got 100 so far 😭😭😭. all i need is a good conflict cause the trope is secret relationship/forbidden love and i don’t know how to make the plot twist or end it. I’m pretty sure I’m willing to start over with a good plot if possible but i need help pls 🙏🏾

[a-very-very-complex-situation]

Snow fall

In the dark. In the cold. In the snow they laid. Waiting. Waiting. Waiting. The endless frozen sea around them. The snow falls around them. Trees stand to the top of the cavern... Cavern... It was so familiar. Right on the tip of their tongue... It felt numb. Everything felt numb. That it could end in seconds. That this body would give out and fade to dust and whatever else still holding on whatever life this was.

Then they heard it. The steps of somebody approaching them. "...HELLO? IS SOMEBODY THERE?" They tried to move. To hide away. But it felt numb. It felt as if they were rooted in the ground. Sinking in the soil. "THERE YOU ARE! I WILL HELP YOU!"

Before they had time to react. Shout. Flee. Fight. they felt the pull of somebody holding them. "THERE YOU GO. THE SOON TO BE ROYAL GUARD AND GREAT PAPYRUS ALWAYS HELPS A MONSTER IN NEED." Their head slowly turned to look at the source of the voice. A skeleton. A familiar skeleton in a familiar frozen cavern in familiar woods. This felt wrong. They felt wrong. They shouldn't be here. "DO YOU REQUIRE WARM COCO? I'M SURE THE SHOP KEEP HAS SOME ON STANDBY." Papyrus flaunts himself. His small cape dashing in the wind as he poses heroically. They fall back in the snow. They needed to leave. To reset. To begin again. It all feels numb. All options presented conflicted with them. "I SEE THIS IS A MORE URGANT MATTER. NOT TO FEAR! I THE GREAT PAPRYUS WILL ESCORT YOU MYSELF." Papyrus slowly lifts the figure up. Carrying them to Snowdin town back on the path. This surely was an odd event today. He couldn't wait to tell Flowey about it next time he saw him. and everything went dark...

[brindz]

keep forgetting russia exists to the rest of the world. like why was mads mikkelsen on vecherni urgant