#urbanbats

[tigerbites-art]

The Congress Street Bridge is home to North America's largest urban bat colony Delight in the enchanting world of North America's largest urban bat colony, gracefully taking flight beneath the iconic Congress Street Bridge in all its nocturnal splendor.

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The Congress Street Bridge is home to North America's largest urban bat colony Delight in the enchanting world of North America's largest urban bat colony, gracefully taking flight beneath the iconic Congress Street Bridge in all its nocturnal splendor.

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@urbanbat

"What the...neutered? You really had to use that word, Batman. What are you, an animal or something?"

[enignoema]

" This jackassery will not stand! "

"Oh yeah? Doesn't really seem like you're in a position to do much about it to me..."

[dementedspeedster]

he stares for a long time, visually inspecting thad before he speaks up, spitting what he presumed was the truth.

" you're blonde yet you're a clone of impulse. that can only mean one thing... impulse dyes his hair. i knew that wasnt his natural haircolor. "

@urbanbat

"Indeed. Shame he hides it." Thad is simply nods his head solemnly in agreement as if this was some HUGE secret Bart had been hiding all along. Though all the while please look dances in his eyes and he tries to keep himself from smiling though the corner of his lip fights him with a twitch.

For once Bart was on the other side of the hair dying rumors?

There was no way Thad was going to ruin this for himself.

[1mpulsee]

“   If you can’t run away from your problems, you’re not running fast enough. ”

@urbanbat :

UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF — accepting !!

❝ AND I LIVE BY THAT !!!! ❞

[twcfaces]

" Harvey, buddy, I got a question for you. " Bruce is quiet for a long time before he speaks again. " If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock, would that be legal or what? "

Harvey's caught-off-guard wheeze-laugh is unique.

"It would be a violation of international law, Bruce. I know 'in space, no one can hear you scream', but it turns out it's still murder."

Of course there's a real answer - and of course he would know it. He never quite lost his enthusiasm for the law since he'd been in school.

"Please tell me you're not planning some kind of Virgin Galactic-style space project. I don't think the world's ready for it."

[nerdynanny]

[ From Batsy, for Flash ] "Do I gather that you recognise me?"

"Halloween is a few months away buddy-- and trust me, Bats doesn't like when folks impersonate him." Wally had heard word of another Bat showing up around Gotham-- he was surprised to see someone in a uniform similar to the Bat's-- though far more sleek and less blocky in comparison.

The speedster paused, working over this situation at superhuman speed in his mind. Either this guy had a death wish-- or he really was Batman, albeit from another timeline.

Alternate Earths-- he'd been to a few.

"Mind if I ask a few questions? I'm Flash-- I work with Batman, who's up in the Watchtower." This was certainly a puzzle-- for all he knew, this Batman could be a cosplayer. But something about his tone told Wally that something was up.

[enignoema-a]

“   i   am   not   gonna   let   you   ruin   this   with   one   of   your   crazy   conspiracies  !   ”

Gravity Falls || Accepting

"Conspiracy?" He scoffs incredulously, pivoting on one foot to turn back to the Batman with a fiery glare

"Don't forget that you asked me to consult on this case, Bats. You couldn't wrap your head around this riddle so you acquiesced to your better to solve it for you, and now my answers are conspiracy?"

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Edward crossed his arms. “You don’t know me. I did play nice, but you know what that did for me? Nothing, I got screwed over! I don’t want to be pushed around anymore, especially by the likes of you.”

He then walked closer to Batman. “Well, it does catch my attention. It does a lot and I hate that it does so damn much…it makes me feel a mixture of many emotions. You are big and strong…physically impressive. But I am way smarter than you, and will always have superior intellect."

After his comment, Edward poked Batman's chest.

" all i'm hearing is noone taught you how to play nice with the other kids. don't you know the key to a good game is fair play and co-operation? " he tilts his head. " i wouldn't say you 'level up' the playing field but if it helps you sleep at night- "

a small snicker nearly escapes his throat as the green man speaks, successfully keeping it out of riddlers ears, though his tone is still off as a small smile tugs at the corners of his mouth. " it's- that's kind of the point of the suit- to look big and strong and menacing. it's meant to catch peoples attention."

[thebruciewearsprada]

bruce wayne ic tumblr. 18+. @urbanbat and @chemmuses affiliated

no specific verse, no specific continuity, mishmash of various series and comics.

just for the sillies

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Send (*・_・)◞⁽♥⁾  to hear a sexual fantasy my character has.

"Me and you Batman, making out...I want to kiss you. Your strong hands all over my body and mine touching those sexy muscles of yours. After all the foreplay, you just fucking me hard."

[dementedspeedster]

" all speedsters look like lesbians... "

(Maybe?) || Fluster My Muse @urbanbat

"What?! Where the hell is this coming from???"

[animalexperienceinternational]

It rained all day and was pretty cold but the bats showed up anyway. Fair enough, they needed a snack! Went on a super interesting walk with @brumbats and loved it. Normally we are setting up nets or feeding meal worms to bats in treatment so it was nice just to go and walk in a park. Swipe to hear the bats chattering away to eachother! It's wonderful to take some time out of rehabiltion and active conservation counts to just spend time enjoying wild animals being healthy and happy and wild. Thanks everyone for a great evening. . . . . . . #urbanbats #greatbritian #bats #batlove #urbanexplorer #highburypark #nocturnal #batwalk #conservation #battyforbats #birmingham #england #conservationbiology #batsofinstagram (at Highbury Park) https://www.instagram.com/animalinternational/p/BxQb1YuARby/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19n9rxtiu8kbl

[enignoema-a]

“   My off putting looks, awkward demeanor, and strange behavior have captivated you. ”

Unhinged || accepting

"Someone's quite full of himself! Though I will admit you are are quite the odd little mystery"

[enignoema]

"I think you missed the part where I don't deserve to have to do labour"

" man, if only there was some sort of systematic establishment that gives you money to compensate you for your labour. "