#ur telling me I could nut on the nhs?

[marleysfinest]

they should bring back prescribed orgasms for when you're feeling a little bit Weird

[emetoandotherthings]

What are your emeto stories from your amazing weekend? 😉 glad ur happy

Okay - so I somehow ended up as the first aider at this weekend (really not sure how that happened!) I ended up dealing with like 5 situations, but a few of them were injuries... Back to the emeto:

Firstly there was G (that’s what I’ll call her), she arrived at the place we were staying and after about 5 hours she’d made a couple of comments that her stomach was hurting. We were all in a session and she was sat across the room from me, but she was getting progressively quieter and quieter, then her face literally went so white that she was the same colour as the wall behind her. She got up and left the room real quick, but we were in such deep conversation that barely anyone took notice. I waited for a couple of minutes to see if she’d just gone to get some water or whatever, then decided to go check on her. I found her in the bathroom just along the corridor - the toilet was actually covered in puke, and she was all shaky and still heaving and unable to talk. So all I could do was pull her hair out the way and comfort her until she had finished bringing up everything (honestly she was so tiny I had no idea where she was getting all the puke from). Then she muttered something about her nephew being sick the other day and she’d been round there - which concluded that this probably was like some kind of 24 hour bug. I tried to help her up, she washed her face and then I took her to her room, gave her water, stuck the basin beside her bed and basically said to let me know if she got any worse.  By the next morning she was up and feeling okay(ish), and able to participate which was good!

However that night I didn’t get any sleep cause one of the girls I was rooming with started having chest pains. I ended up staying up with her while we waited for NHS 24 to call us back (that was fun - not!). So the whole of the next day I was running off 1 hour and 20 minutes sleep!

Which is when the next story comes and although it’s not like proper emeto it’s kinda there, and it helped that it was the guy who’s now my boyfriend... So there’s always a bunch of baking at these kind of weekends, we’re all insane and provide so much, and he’d eaten this biscuit kind of thing. While he’s not allergic to nuts, he does have a mild intolerance to them, so only about 5 minutes after him eating this thing he was leaning over the sink in the adjoining kitchen trying not to heave. I just had to kind of be reassuring with this, like there was nothing I could do at all so I just had to kind of wait until he felt okay again.

There were lots of minor incidents. A lot of people talking about puking/puke related stories, incl. O telling the story in great detail of the first time they got high and had skittle shots and puked all over their friend, B talking about how once he puked so loudly he got a noise complaint and K nearly throwing up when we talked about a certain topic, it seems like everyone (including me) has been inflicted with a fucking cold, and it turns out that after we left and went home on Sunday 3 more people have come down with the stomach bug that G had on Fri/Sat... so now I’m just waiting to see what the hell happens next!