#ur on thin ice bucko

[mukuberry]

muu haters are the weakest link in the milgram fandom i think

[thoughtfulhog]

FUCK

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ur on thin ice bucko

[schweeeppess]

I live to be a lil sh^t XD so when i saw that post, i just had too

o you gave me an aneurysm on purpose huh

[d00dle-buggie]

me:

Don't Johnny fuckin Test me

[heli0s-writes]

hi! i adore your writing ❤️ i was just wondering how bucky would take care of u if u broke your left arm and had a cast on? u could lift up ur arm and say “we match!” 🥺🥺

I am... sticking this in 28 Ways because I’m desperate to fill these slots :’) TY for the message! Thinking about FATWS Bucko today ~ 830 word ficlet of cutesy fluff

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“instant crush”

You get a cast after the bones in your forearm lose a fight with Cap’s shield. 

A perp had gotten his hands on it before Sam could snatch it back and in your effort to protect some civilians, you got in its way. Both radius and ulna fractured upon impact, and Cho sticks you in a cast for three months. 

She rolls out a range of colors swatches to choose from, suggesting something peppy to liven you up, but you surprised no one and settled on black. 

It makes perfect sense because it’s the stealthiest color and goes with all your outfits, but Bucky can’t be convinced that’s your only reason. He keeps looking at it, chuckling, teasing you about how of course you would get it in black, on your left arm and all? You got a crush on me, sweetheart? There’s no shame in wanting to match.

He’s incorrigible. Honestly, you’re glad he’s eased into his skin again, but does it mean that he has to be such a... fuckboy. All smiley and silly, winking way too much for your comfort, and it probably doesn’t help that you’re visibly flustered when he does. 

You said he was handsome one time, and it was literally, a purposefully staring-at-your feet, flat-toned, “You look very handsome, Bucky,” and he still hasn’t let you live it down. 

It was simply an objective fact; he was strikingly dressed and gussied up for an event, for crying out loud. Sleek with his hair carefully brushed back, poised and tall and— his legs are so long. Okay! He’s gorgeous! You have two eyes and... maybe you possibly like looking at him. 

Ugh. Stupid flirty Bucky who flirts with everyone and flirts with you the most.

At least he helps you with your left arm regardless of ribbing you about it. He notices when you forget to elevate, or ice, and is more careful than most when he sits down next to you. 

He’s at it again when you doze off, strung out on pain killers and slumping on your right side over the couch’s armrest, barely registering the movement of your injury, but at least getting out a dizzy, hopefully gracious, “Thanks, handsome.” 

Bucky freezes, surprised, feeling a blush creep up his neck. You’re usually so stoic, and he bothers you like a dog chasing a car, but he sure doesn’t know what to do with it if he caught up. You both enjoy each other’s company and other than scrunching your nose up and turning away when he starts up His Fuckboy Shit, you never quite show him you don’t like it.

Or that you don’t... like him.

You’re dead to the world now, breathing softly and peacefully, arm propped up with care on the mound of four pillows and a blanket, the cherry on top being a towel and an icepack to ease the swelling. He sits by your side, waiting the proper fifteen minutes before he takes the icepack, rubbing at the warmth rising all over his head, and before he knows it, he’s asleep too.

You wake up before he does, the tiny sound on his phone alarm going off on his thigh. A confused look as you rub your eyes and lock gazes with Bucky as he comes to and realize the position you’re in— legs touching, your foot somehow hooked over his ankle, warm and thin skin rubbing each other.

“Sorry!” He says quickly and grabs the sweating icepack.

“It’s... okay,” you curiously watch him skitter, stand up, and then walk off to the freezer a little more stiff than he’s been in a long time. “You... okay?”

“Yeah. You?”

“Yeah...” you narrow your eyes.

“Great, yeah, I’m okay. You okay? Iced you. You’re good for a while, just don’t forget to ice yourself later or I can if you need help-- I don’t mind-- and keep--” And you can see his shoulders slump as he not-so-subtly pinches his nose-bridge in self-deprecation. “Taking your meds.”

He only gives you a half-hearted attempt at semi-lewd smirk that you’re sure would have knock the panties off any living human being, but then he stops himself, awkwardly rubs his left arm with his right hand, and you get an idea when the faint peach color on his cheeks suddenly breaks out into red.

Guess it’s Bucky’s turn to be flustered.

-

Two metallic sharpies and a few photo references later, you swing by his room. 

Upon stepping out, he notices the new design you’ve attempted on yourself. A pretty good rendering, as much as it possibly can be with the texture of the rough plaster cast, and he can’t help but bark a laugh of astonishment.

Gold lines stare back at him in the same pattern as his own left arm, and the livid heat that’s been eating at his face all day turns sweet like warm honey.

“We match,” he grins shyly.

“What can I say?” You grin back, “I got a crush.”

[jonathanbiers]

"#prev tags#jail tez" listen i'm sorry i know but i say this under the delusional pretense that he's still alive so really it's not that bad cause he got up later and he was fine <3

ur on thin ice bucko

[adamarks]

Writing Advice, from a mere asshole

For @motherscarf and @theflyingpeach

100 things that are sure to improve your writing!! ✏️

Write

Write

Don’t kill dog

Write

Write

Scream

Write

Literally anything

At all

Just put something down

Ur getting there

Write

Write

Write

Don’t kill the cat either

Write

If you’re not having fun then drop it

Write what makes u excited

Then have fun again

It for u boo

Write

Think about it as you go to sleep

Make a playlist

Write

Write

Write

Literally stop killing horses

Don’t kill your gays

Unless there’s several gays

Ur still on thin ice bucko

Write

Write

Don’t overdo the Chekhov’s guns

But still use them

Write

Write

Emojis help actually??? 🍆

Make it diverse yo

Don’t forget to research tho

Write

Write

If ur not waxing poetic about ur own subtext, maybe do that

U fuckin genius

Using subtext and shit

Write

Write

Mirror characters are important

Write

Use fun similes bitch u only live once

Write

Write

Write

Write

Write

This is for you

Whether it’s to make yourself laugh

Or to help you understand yourself

Or someone else

It’s for you

And you are graciously sharing that with others

Write

Write

Write

Write

Seriously just write anything

Even if it’s shit

It has inherent worth

Write

Don’t stress out over it

It’s not meant to be stressful

U let it become stressful u let capitalism win

You fake ass commie

Write

Even if it’s your actual job, it’s still yours

It’s still fun

Don’t think about disappointing people

Write

Know your world better than you know yourself

The characters will grow the more you write

You and the characters will find each other along the way

If you don’t feel like the characters have taken on a life of their own then u need to take off their leash bro

Don’t force it

Write

If you don’t want to write a scene, don’t

Actually pay attention to the basic story structure

Intro rising action climax falling action resolution

Climaxes are actually important

Write

Write

You can skip scenes you don’t care about u r allowed. I know I already said this but I S W E A R

If you don’t care then the audience won’t either

Ur allowed to be funny

Ur allowed to get weird

Don’t do that man writer shit where u go “it’s just too deep” stop sucking ur own cock bro. Say it in a way that people can understand or feel.

It doesn’t have to make perfect sense, you’re just trying to connect

Writing is a cry for connection, y’know?

Show me how you see the world.

Write

Write

Don’t stop writing dude

Imma tag some babes that might like to see this rn @nightimedreamersworld @caitybuglove23 @merisalright @fight-surrender @krisrix @palimpsessed @amphipodgirl @bazzybelle

[onihanas]

hidarikikioni replied to your post:          ❛ Ah       So loud … ❜

NO

ur on thin fuckin ice bucko !! 

[snakegills]

Ur on thin ice now bucko. @oppidenos