#ur funny

[vegafan69]

i get so disappointed when people reveal they’re american. i was expecting some badass country like lithuania

[defiedfate]

Delete your blog

nah, I think I'll stick around just to spite you.

[poppy-metal]

https://www.tumblr.com/poppy-metal/756220660643151872/httpswwwtumblrcompoppy-metal7562199383745658

ok why the actual fuck do you think i said that.. she’s toxic and can be manipulative when she wants (the situ w kordell) but that’s my girl i’m a leah defender forever

[casuallycrushing]

hey cutie just wanted to let you know that you are so hot and funny

[lust4lore]

australia is such an odd concept to me because fym christmas in the SUMMER?

[getonite]

The by my MOOT in the tags😭💀

But I am right? Been accused in being unfunny because my jokes are idk💀dark and sarcastic and use like brain cells to understand ☹️

But you are my true supporter🫶

that's bc they don't understand u like i do 😖🫶🏾

but yes, most of ur jokes that i've seen r funny asf. but then again, im kinda biased cuz dark humor is lowkey my thing, but still!

[aritamargarita]

wonder if edge has ever edged himself or been edged. weird thought, i know.

This is definitely one of the questions ever on this blog

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

me: *finally on vacation in London*

me: *spends two days writing in a coffee shop*

[dyke-ass-fujoshi]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[kurtsworld9619]

hi mr kunkle -🖌️

hiiii how r u!!! Mr Kunkle, hahaha

[namespara]

If Cazador ever commented on Astarions companions (instead of just ignoring them which ultimately leads to his downfall) he'd be pretty flabbergasted to see the durge he definitly has heard of innit

[softshuji]

This is the worst thing about hiding my identity, you keep thinking I'm all these random losers

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Well you can hardly blame me(!) You don't wanna tell me anything about you. So secretive, what's a girl meant to do but guess?

Also random losers?! That's mean, hakkai is a nice person!

[nicktoonsunite]

misc NU doodles part tres

last comic is based off off my nasb 2 clip

[ask-zacharies-snackarie]

"Hey there superstar! You fell off the jungle gym and bonked your head!"

"Come here, let's get you to the nurse."

"Don't run now!"