#unwanted kid

[luxites]

"Know your place, fool." ⛩

I really want to know more about how he became the King of Curses

[tapeworrmart]

Protective barrier ☣️

[floofle-universe]

Just a father and his beautiful children

[canisalbus]

You can't put puppy Machete in a box and not expect your whole follower count to adopt him, this boi is about to be raised by a village and experience so much love.

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[mikodrawnnarratives]

alright who predicted this would happen RAISE YOUR HANDS

cuz i am anything if not predictable

I know theres at least one person in the renegades fandom thats working on a batman crossover

this is my humble offer for your consideration

[moeblob]

having a stressful time at work but i think it's very important to point out the other day i was asking a guy for help and he's like aight gotcha and then we go to this freezer room and he, from somewhere beyond a mound of boxes, just goes "you like anime right?"

sir this is the FIRST TIME we have spoken how did you clock that.

(he claims i had the vibes of someone who liked it then i was like oh like the woman in the deli wearing a jujutsu- and before i can finish the series name he says "no not her, she just liked the shirt. she's never watched anime". . . oh. i see. you have already had this debate with her then. okay.)

EDIT UPDATE:

So I got clocked AGAIN as a weeb by a coworker because I saw part of her outfit and was like "oh, Attack on Titan?" and while I then said I've never watched it she said that's fair then "do you know anything about vtubers?" and I just. Are you kidding me. I mean yeah but like. Why is your safe question with me "do you know about vtubers".

WHAT AURA DO I BRING TO A GROCERY STORE TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS?

[oblivionsdream]

Is there an specific reason he doesn’t like his birthday? Or is t just him being antisocial?

As a kid his birthday was never anything celebrated and usually came with more negativity than anything. Being a bastard raised in his father's household his birthday was more a reminder to everyone else of the Duke's unfaithfulness. So it just still gives him negative feelings that he doesn't want to think about.

[lilliankillthisman]

Spent dinner thinking about what Ianthe's mindscape activities mean - again, this is all pretty surface level, but it's good to get it written down!

Ianthe begins the game lying on a chaise longue, drinking wine while Palamedes sits on a coffin. They may be intellectual equals, but he's on death's door, while she's projecting louche confidence.

For question 2, we have a court scene, with Palamedes as the prosecutor. He's on the offensive, broaching the topic of her original sin - the murder of Naberius Tern. This ends as soon as she answers the question; the court is cleared away with a clap of her hands. He can question her as much as he likes; she's not guilty. (I'm not sure what the Ace Attorney reference symbolises; it could be there for fun.)

For the third question, Ianthe starts fencing with a serious of useless opponents, dispatching each with ease. Obviously, the subject matter is relevant; she's dismissing Gideon, as a fencer and as a thinker. She's also starting to get active, rather than sitting passively; the mental duel is heating up, but she still sees herself as holding a dominant position. It's also a reminder of how she ran through Cam just a moment before, meant to throw Palamedes off guard.

For the final question - the one that hits home and seals the game - Ianthe and Palamedes play cards. More importantly, she's reduced to sitting on a coffin; she no longer gets to lounge. This is now a contest of equals, and unlike the first question, seems to have stakes.

I'm assuming through all of this that what's taking place isn't a conscious choice by Ianthe; that seems pretty clear given the loss of her couch and her unsteady card play, as well as the whole ending of the story.

[i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs]

— Talking about unintentional pregnancy and unprotected sex.

So I know this guys (19 years old boy), and I see him like two times a year since the last four years because my parents are friends with his dad and stepmom.

And today (like, two hours ago) my mom told me that he has a girlfriend (21 years old girl) since the last three months. And that she's pregnant. From him. Like, three months into her pregnancy actually.

So yeah. Apparently, this guy who's about my age, who dropped off school as soon as he could and who lives with his parents while going to party and getting regularly arrested because he keeps doing stupid shit, is going to become a dad.

And I don't know the girl, maybe she's cool and all (honestly knowing the dude I don't really think so but I can't judge without knowing her), but I'm so scared for the baby.

And I was just thinking, how could anyone bring to life a child, knowing that they definitely won't be able to give them a good childhood, just because they are fucking stupid and wanted to have sex without any protections and without using contraceptive methods. Like-- What the hell??

So, to whoever is reading this, please don't be stupid. Contraceptive methods exist for a reason. You don't want to to be the reason for the birth of another child who's not going to have proper parents and childhood. Please.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

"Why do you think Lou is a KND adult spy?" As I once told to dear @deyasworld:

I rest my case, your honor.

[alex-journal]

Creep (Kid Version)

Click for Zoro [x] Sanji [x] Luffy [x] Law [x] Click for Ao3 here [x] Summary: One day, the crew decided to visit a local bar to drink and party. But beside music, booze and food, y/n meets a creepy dude with too much confident. Luckily, Kidd is there to safe the day. Pronouns: he/him cw: creepy dude, violence

The Kid Pirates had just completed a stressful fight, and their captain Eustass Kid decided that everyone deserved a night off, letting off some steam. So they docked at a port and made their way to a crowded bar. 

The crew were laughing and sipping on drinks as they all mingled with the bar patrons. However, y/n, one of their newest crewmates, was getting more anxious with every passing moment. The reason? A man at the bar kept hitting on him, and it was clear y/n was not interested. 

y/n tried to ignore the man, the comments and looks as much as possible, but there was just so much one could endure. Nothing he said helped to move away from the annoying, creepy man, and y/n got more and more nervous, angry and stressed.

Even a few drinks in, Kid noticed that something was off, he didn't like the way the person was looking at y/n, how he touched him, talked to him, and he could sense that his crewmate was uncomfortable af. 

Without hesitation, Kid walked over to y/n, tapped him on the shoulder to not alarm him more before put his arm around him. "Hey, y/n, leave this creep be and drink some beers with us" he said, turning and shoving him towards the table Kid sat on only a few seconds ago and behind him, so that he now stoot between y/n and the stranger.

The man had a few brave seconds, telling Kid to get lost and who he thinks he was, before getting punched in the face by the pirate captain. 

"Leave my crewmate alone, creep" Kid said sternly, looking down on the stranger, which laid on the floor, bleeding.

The man now quickly backed off, realizing that he had just messed with a notorious pirate captain that wouldn’t hesitate to do more than break a stranger's nose in one punch. Kid looked at y/n to make sure he was okay, without a further care for the Stranger, or anyone else. Even tho, he would have loved to use the creep as a punching bag more. 

"Thanks, captain," y/n said, still looking shaken. "I didn't know how to handle that guy."

Kid gave him a rare friendly smile. "That's what the crew is here for. We watch out for each other. I don't like seeing anyone on my crew feel uncomfortable at a party. That person was definitely giving off some creepy vibes."

“Yeah, it is easier to get rid of the Marine, as such creeps…” “If they don’t take a no as an answer and won’t leave you alone, just punch or kick them. We deal with the rest later, if necessary.” 

Kid couldn't help but smile. He had always been a bit rough around the edges, but deep down he had a good heart, even tho nobody would say that in front of Kid. Not if he didn’t have a death wish - or liked pain a lot…

As they made their way back to the table, and now, with y/n by his side, everyone cheered and raised their glasses in solidarity. The evening continued in a relaxed and happy way. It was a night to unwind, to enjoy each other's company, and most importantly, to feel safe.

y/n couldn't help but feel overjoyed. He had found a crew that accepted him for who he was, made him feel safe, and they had his back no matter what. He knew that, with the Kid Pirates, he had finally found his true home. And that thought alone was enough to put a big smile on his face.

[marvel-teen]

Runaways (2003) #18

[glorious-spoon]

sometimes you read a fic and it's just like, this would be so much better if you'd just commit to the full horror of the disturbing premise you're actually writing here instead of trying to make it sweet and fluffy

[sbeana]

one thing that the unwanted guest reminded me of from gtn that either was never mentioned or i just forgot is that gideon was new to the whole vow of silence thing. like she wanted to respond to people so often even though she's shy and i guess i assumed she was able to stay quiet and not show signs of wanting to speak too often. but then ianthe naberius mentions how gideon always opened her mouth to speak before closing it and that's just. there's something there in that

[yardsards]

hysterectomies should be easy to just call your doctor and schedule one for next week and only cost one hundred dollars. like spaying a cat.

[ghostzzy]

shoutout to my stepmom for trivializing the impact of the election because ‘some people are really suffering’ because a really really tragic freak accident happened to one of jack’s classmates