#until 22 obvi

[hopefullywelsh]

when I first listened to tma before martin actually showed up in the podcast I genuinely thought he was some rebel like lazing around having fun leather jacket type dude from jon's complaining about him. ep 22 was a real shock for me

[moongreenlight]

Headcanons for Captain John Price and his VERY young housewife.

Mdni. Nsfw below cut.

Like unsure if you’ve graduated university yet young. Like he’s gotta be 13 years your senior at minimum. And he eats that shit up. Loves the way people stare and whisper when he parades you around, massive hand planted just above your ass

He’s like Simon in that he prefers you stay at home where he can keep you safe. Hires maids and housekeepers and cooks so your only responsibility is lounge and look pretty. You’re his biggest trophy. Like a prize show cat. Keeping you groomed and pampered and happy. Purring into his hand the moment he comes home.

Lowkey gets so sour when you send the cook home for the day and make dinner yourself. Not that you aren’t a fantastic cook, he just doesn’t want you to lift a finger. Doesn’t like the idea of you accidentally cutting yourself with a kitchen knife or burning yourself on a hot stove. Wants you to just be a trophy on his shelf.

Doesn’t even like the idea of you showering by yourself. Gives you bubble baths so that he can be sure you’re perfectly preened because obviously he’s the only one that knows exactly how to take care of you.

LOOOOOVES that even though you’re so young you fit in perfectly with the other housewives in the neighborhood. Going to spin classes in the early morning, book club, brunch, shopping at the most expensive grocery stores.

Literally treats you like a pedigreed cat. Weekly manicures and pedicures that he’s put his card on file for. You just walk in and they know you’re Price’s wife and that your appointments are prepaid.

And pre-tipped obvi. GENEROUS with his money when it comes to you. And there’s probably a note under your profile that you’re to be paid careful attention. God forbid they accidentally graze your skin with the nail file and hurt his pretty kitty.

Facials and hair appointments biweekly that are the exact same way.

Your picture is posted at the gate of the base because all the guards are expected to know their chain of command and wave them in without question. He just loves that your status as his wife is enough to get you the VIP treatment you deserve.

His ultimate goal is to make you a young mom. Even though you’ve only been married for a year and you’re like 22 he’s actually so pissed that you’re not bouncing a baby on your hip.

Bet he loves the idea of his kids getting bullied because their mom is hot.

Brings you around base for the sole purpose of showing off. Purposely leaves his lunch at home just so you come see him.

The first time you ever met the task force boys he’d asked you to bring something DUMB up. Like a water bottle or something. Who cares. You end up accidentally interrupting the meeting they’re having and Price pulls you onto his lap before introducing you as his wife. Soap and Gaz are kicking each other under the table. Swear to god Gaz does that cartoon gulp. Soap looks like he’s about to explode.

Probably calls you his ‘old lady’ but with the most disgustingly smug smirk on his face.

Btw if you even care you’re such a trophy to him and he’s so invested in his team that he wants to share you with the guys. There’s no ‘I’ in team. So confident in knowing that he’s the only one that can truly pamper you properly that he doesn’t mind using you as leverage to get them to perform well.

Oh Soap did really well on the last mission? He can come to dinner with you guys. Price will dress you up nice and let Soap wrap his arm around your waist when you walk in. Then Price will invite him back for a nightcap and instruct you to drop down between his thighs. Coaching you through the process of palming him through his trousers, unzipping them, springing his cock free from his underwear, taking just the tip into your mouth. Being soooo nice about letting you take your time adjusting your throat. “It’s different, doll. I know. Being so good.” Until he finally snaps and fists the back of your hair, pushing you all the way down so that the room is echoing your lewd, wet gags and moans. He doesn’t let Soap come in your mouth, though. That’s a luxury only he can afford.

And you’re soooooooo happy to do whatever John asks. He treats you so well. The least you can do is oblige his requests every once in a while. He asks so little of you. Plus no other cock compares to his. Even after getting fucked dumb by Ghost, drooling down your chin, you find it in you to look for him. Pupils blown-out, whining softly up to him. Weak and slurring “Need you, daddy. Need you.”

That last part is only if you care tho. I’m normal about it. It’s fine.

[targaryenrealnessdarling]

Form of Affection

22/12: Swimming & Face Fucking - Aemond Targaryen Word Count: 1.9k~ | Warnings: face fucking (obvi), dark!ish Aemond, kinslaying (mood), dirty talk, praise, degradation, threatening/obsessive behaviour A/N: This takes place in the Form of Gratitude universe!

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He'd given up hunting, but it still didn't stop him from visiting her.

She no longer raised her bow and arrow when she heard footsteps on her cobbled path. Similarly, Aemond had abandoned transport by way of the horse, instead alerting her to his arrival by the dense flapping of Vhagar’s wings.

Now, when she hears it, she waits outside her front door, arms crossed, smirking that he'd come to see her so soon after their last little tryst.

When he wasn’t buried between her thighs, sometimes Aemond craved her company in other ways. By way of hunting with her (hunting her sometimes), exploring the Kingswood until the sun touched the hills and more often, shedding their clothes and going for a swim in the nearby freshwater lake, made warm by the pleasant weather.

Usually, they swim, cleanse, kiss, and he wraps his strong arm around her and sheathes himself inside her, having his fill and only stopping once he was sated. 

She was good to him. Submitted to his desires when he wanted. Comforted him when he needed. And did not question.

Today was different. 

Today there was a weight on his shoulders like no other.

He’d woken a different person. A kinslayer.

Aemond sighs as he feels her breasts at his back, her slender arms wrapping around him to drift her soft fingertips across his scarred chest. But he does not lift his gaze. The moon shone down on them, reflected off the sapphire of his missing eye now that his eyepatch was discarded with his clothes.

“You are more melancholic than usual”, she muses, her nose gliding up the skin of his neck.

He scoffed, “And I am usually melancholic? Such emotions are beneath that of a Prince”.

He felt her body tense at his back, and he didn't need to look to know he'd offended her, but did not possess the courage to apologise.

“You are cruel when you're like this. It is how I know”, she adds with a soft sigh, making him feel worse, “there is something you are not telling me”.

Even the memory haunts him. He can still hear it, the way Vhagar’s jaw ripped through skin and bone like a knife through paper. 

Nevermind having to admit out loud, the horrific act he'd committed. The one that had his mother flinching from his sights.

“I am a kinslayer”, he states simply, “My nephew, Luke.”

She is quiet. 

And the silence spreads like a virus.

He expects her to drift away from him, taking her warmth with her, too shocked to really say anything, and leave, never to be seen again. Never to know her sweet loving embrace.

But she stays, and if anything, tightens her hold around him, her warm breath on his jaw, batting against the water droplet that sinks across his skin.

“And how do you feel?”

He's perplexed at just how calm she is. Whether it's a front or not, she's awfully good at it.

“I feel…unclean”, he answers, voice wavering, “like any person who looks upon me sees nothing but a mere monster”.

“I do not see a monster”.

“That does not matter”.

Again, she knows better than to not take it to heart. She can't disagree, her good opinion of him does not matter.

“He is the one who took your eye”, she muses, turning her face into the crook of his neck, the sloshing of water following her movements, “is he not?”

Aemond's tongue suddenly feels heavy, “Yes.”

“While your other family simply watched, and did nothing to assist?”

He swallows, a mild annoyance simmering, “Yes.”

He heard her breath before she spoke, the nerves making her shaky, “forgive me. I do not see why you should feel remorseful.”

“Because it has started a war.”

“A war that, forgive me, would have occurred regardless. I understand you may feel guilt. In my view it is no use looking back on the past. You can only protect your family now.”

Aemond could only scoff incredulously, “With Aegon as king I have a better chance of my eye growing back.”

“Well then why not you?” she asks, her volume lowering.

He barely turns his head to her, “what?”

The coldness of the early evening nips at his shoulders as she pulls away, the water around her trickling as she moves dreamily to look at him fully. Aemond feels himself half blink as he watches her expression, and the feeling of her fingers against his cheek.

Her beautiful full lips are parted, eyes studying the body she can see that is not submerged.

Her gaze flits back up to him, as her fingers disappear beneath the water, one soft digit trailing down his chest.

“It is you who should be king”

Silence.

The weight of what she'd said, what she'd suggested.

It was treason, and both knew it.

Aemond swallowed, chest feeling tight as a bowstring.

She is not at all perturbed by what she's said, not thinking about the consequences of them. Instead she ponders on.

“I am a commoner, my Prince. I know what he does. Where his interests lie”, she utters, an urgency to her tone. Aemond's stomach muscles tense as her hand passes over it, stepping past the fine hairs at his navel.

“It is you who was born to rule Westeros…”, she whispers, her front pressed near to his, breasts and nipples perk from the chill.

He stares idly at the droplet making its way between her breasts as her hand wraps around his cock, seeing her smirk at the realisation that her words have made him impossibly hard.

“...and you will”.

His jaw tightens, the muscle twitching with barely-contained emotion that was difficult to pin down.

Anger. Lust. Irritation. Desire.

They were all batting around in his head, trying to find where to fit.

He grabs her face, tugging her towards him so harshly she let out a little squeak, her grip on him never faltering, “Treasonous little cunt, aren't you?”

He doesn't know what he expected. For her to be scared perhaps.

But maybe there was a darkness in her that was discovered in him just days before. Lurking. Because she smirked. Giving his length a few calculated pumps.

“I told you before, where my loyalties lie.”

Her voice was like honey. Catching him in its trap. And her movements only intensified it.

“And what if I wed Floris Baratheon? Hm? Where will your loyalties lie then?”

She laughs breathily, “Then you wed Floris Baratheon. But, on your wedding night, I dare say, it is me you will be thinking of as you bury yourself inside that plain-faced idiot, searching for fulfillment you will never have. Not like you do with me.”

“You sound so sure”, he muses threateningly.

“Prove me wrong then.”

He sighs and tips his head back, feeling achingly hard. Her movements are too slow to grant him any kind of meaningful pleasure, but the touch all the same ignites a flame within.

“I can think of a better use for your cunt mouth”

The hand moves from her face to her hair, and he revels in the whine she lets out when he drags her from the depths to the shallow bank of the edge of the great lake. In the moonlight, shrouded in blue, their bodies look ethereal with the light bouncing off their damp skin.

He'd fucking hate that smug little smile on her face as he drags her to her knees in front of him, if he didn't fucking love it so much.

“Open.”

She bit her lip, holding back her smile at how wound tight she'd managed to make him and only wished to take it further by outright denying him, cock hard and weeping before her.

A choked moan left her as warmth bloomed on her cheek hard, Aemond's hand followed and grabbed her jaw meanly, pulling her face up to meet his gaze. His fingers curled into the flesh of her face, parting her lips, all while his other hand held his length by the base littered with silver curls, and pressed the tip to her lips.

Her eyes glimmered with excitement, feeling a throb between her thighs as he slid into her mouth slowly, his cock hot and heavy on her tongue. There was a dull ache on her cheek where he'd struck her, but it was exciting all the same.

Aemond moaned loudly when he felt her gag on him, her throat trying to close around his length and tears collecting around the rim of her beautiful eyes.

“That's it…”, he cooed quietly, pressing all the way into her warm, wet mouth until his hips were pressed to her.

“-you think I should be king, hm? - a king needs his cock warmed -”

He could tell she was trying to say something around his length but couldn't, and he wanted to laugh at her attempt as he thrusted so deeply into her mouth, her throat moved along with it, prodding the back of her throat mercilessly.

The little slut was writhing there, taking his cock into her mouth like a cunt would, pressing her thighs together to alleviate how badly she wanted to be fucked.

“- what's that? - I can't hear you -”, he smirked at her. Her eyes now shut with streams of moisture forming lines down her face.

“-that’s it-” he whispers softly, “-much better with my cock in your mouth-”

Once he begins fucking in earnest, he feels her warm hands on his thighs for balance. His fingers tug at her moist hair for leverage, tugging her back on his length.

His stomach muscles tighten as her cheeks hollow, increasing the friction on him. Every nerve feels alight the more he bottoms out inside her mouth.

“-fuck- it's such a waste, I've been dreaming of that perfect cunt all day -” he breathes heavily, “-be a good girl and take it-”

She makes a sound skin to a whine when she tastes his seed, shooting hot ropes onto her tongue and back of her throat, coating her mouth with it as he continues his ceaseless pace, prolonging his pleasure.

Aemond moans loudly, the sound lost in the dense forest, granting himself a few more shallow thrusts before he stills, emptying himself on her tongue and watching as a line of spend dribbles down the side of her mouth and onto her breasts.

He sighs in contentment. She is being good and hasn't moved an inch.

With a wet smack, he pulls his softening cock from her mouth, smirking at the way he coats her lips as they glisten in the moonlight.

She opens her bleary eyes finally to him, and doesn't even need to be told. She swallows, a sigh following after to prove she has swallowed all of it.

He hums. A thumb reaching for her chin to push the seed that had leaked out back into her mouth. She sucks on the digit hungrily, and he nearly moans out at the feeling of her wet tongue.

He pulls it out and cups her face lovingly, her eyelashes fluttering as she leans into his touch.

“Come back to the Keep with me”, he demands simply, like it is the easiest thing in the world.

“What?” 

“If I'm going to have to wed, bed and breed Floris fucking Baratheon, I'll need you close to me.”

With the heady taste of him on her tongue still, she swallows and considers for a moment. 

“I will not allow the sweetest cunt in the realm to sleep on the outskirts of the fucking Kingswood. You will be mine.”

His words are sweet. 

It would promise safety from vagabonds, rapists and hunters, for certain. And she had to admit, she did miss him whenever he departed on Vhagar, summoned back to the Keep.

So, she smiles at him, leaning forward to press her temple against his body.

“Yes, my King.”

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[yatgb]

Hey guys i know everyone has commissions and fundraisers and stuff open but i have commissions open too because i need to raise $3k by next year so i can move out of my shitty living situation (2 bed room in a bug-infested hotel with 5 people, i sleep on the floor bc thats the only room i have) and also my (understaffed) job is gutting my hours so i barely have enough to keep myself afloat between paychecks.

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[wutheringheightsfilm]

I'm wondering how the progression of wx will look in odd geometry compared to canon (as in, they get together sooner? different dynamics?), and if/how the elemental magic is used in complementing each other. sorry this is super specific im just like. what about the wangxian 👀

HOT DOG. well :) let me crack my knuckles here this is gonna probably be a long answer!! i'll go bit by bit here...

to be honest, odd geometry is a huge divergence from canon. i have four fundamental things that change the story in absolutely huge ways, being:

elemental magic (obvi)

wei wuxian wasn't raised in lotus pier/as part of yunmeng jiang

wei wuxian doesn't die at the siege of the burial mounds thus isn't dead for 13/16 years and have to be resurrected

i have the sunshot campaign begin later than it does in canon. at the start of the story, all of the characters are slightly older; as in, i've aged all of wei wuxian's generation up to be closer to my age (most of them are in their early 20s) and adjusted their older siblings/the older generations accordingly (so, for example, jiang cheng is 20, wei wuxian is 20, and jiang yanli is 22)*

*so this means that classes at the cloud recesses still would have happened when everyone was 15, but the sunshot campaign just doesn't begin until jiang cheng, wei wuxian, and lan wangji are 20

which, it is so fun to play around with the implications of all that but it's also challenging. SO, how all of this impacts wangxian...

so just by virtue of what's going on here (namely wwx not being dead for over a decade) they definitely do get together sooner. since wei wuxian wasn't raised in lotus pier, he doesn't attend the classes at gusu when everyone in his generation were teens, he doesn't meet lan wangji until they're both 20 at the wen indoctrination camp (which through a series of events, wei wuxian gets roped into sneaking into attend).

as for their dynamics, there's layers to this!

because of how wei wuxian has grown up, there are two things: 1) his personality is not the exact same as it is in canon--how could it be, when he's grown up in such different circumstances?--however, his core traits are the same: he's still inventive, clever, and creative, he's still extremely compassionate and cares deeply about justice, especially for those who are disenfranchised, he still has an extremely strong (to the point of, at times, it being debilitating) sense of duty and a habit of putting others before himself, and being secretive and at times repressive about his emotions. he just doesn't act as...idk, childish? as he might in the show or the novel. he's a bit more grounded, a bit more serious.

because of that, i think it's maybe a bit easier for lan wangji to be more open with wei wuxian, or to accept his friendship sooner. they aren't such polar opposites as they seem in early in the show/in the novel.

2) there are slightly different class dynamics here that actually make a huge difference: wei wuxian didn't grow up in lotus pier and was not raised within polite cultivation society. no matter how much of an outcast madam yu made wei wuxian feel by trying to alienate him from her "real" family, he still was generally accepted by Society at large and was looked at and mostly treated with respect. he still gets called gongzi, and within yunmeng jiang called da-shixiong,--though, of course, coming from some people it can be read as sarcastic... i highly doubt wen chao was calling him wei-gongzi out of any sort of respect--and is overall accepted. of course, people still try to ostracize him for his status, but the cultivation world at large doesn't actively bully him much (and in all honesty, they don't really bully him at all while jiang fengmian was still alive) until he does something they don't like. apart from a few scenarios, wei wuxian wasn't given the disdain that you might expect the son of a servant to receive---honestly, i sort of wish class was talked about more in regards to mdzs and cql because it really does fascinate me. wei wuxian occupies such an interesting space within the cultivation world and i wish people discussed it more.

in my fic, though, since he wasn't raised within lotus pier and was never brought into the yunmeng jiang sect, he doesn't have the fallback of jiang cheng and jiang yanli being able to officially call him their brother--not yet, anyway. he doesn't have a sect leader to point to and be like, "i've been accepted by someone of experience and reown" and have the support that can come from that. he and lan wangji have been raised in very different spheres, and it changes how they interact with each other. there's an extra layer of formality that they now have to chip through. it's no longer lan wangji being extra formal towards someone of exactly equal standing towards him, there's now an extra layer that they have to reckon with. of course, wei wuxian is still lan wangji's equal in every way that matters--they are still the same age, they are still both incredibly talented with their areas of cultivation and respective fighting styles, they both have a mutual respect (and eventually love) for each other etc etc, they just don't belong to the same circles of society and this has to be dealt with.

of course, when the sunshot campaign is over and wei wuxian will have assisted the rebellion against the wens in winning, his status changes. he will be respected, if not feared, because eventually the cultivation world will figure out what he's able to do and fear it being used against them.

which brings us to their elemental magic and how that affects their dynamic as well !! AHHH!!!

so, wei wuxian can control qi (i can clarify any questions you or anyone else might have about this if needed) and lan wangji's affinity is water. at the beginning of the story, wei wuxian pretends to also have an affinity with water, and claims he heals with it--this backfires on him hard during xuanwu cave, when he has to heal lan wangji's broken leg and obviously, as someone with an affinity for water, lan wangji would know what healing someone using water is like and this is not it.

ultimately, wei wuxian is a healer. that is his favorite thing to do, it is what he prefers to do---despite having the powers he does (which, for a while, even he doesn't fully understand), and the demonic cultivation he will be able to do, he doesn't actually enjoy using his qi controlling abilities negatively on people much. he will do it if he has to, and will definitely enjoy using it to enact revenge on people who deserve it, but at the end of the day, he just wants to help and heal people.

i honestly think this suits lan wangji's temperament quite nicely--they would make a very good team, what with lan wangji's habit of going "wherever the chaos is" and helping people out with resentful spirits and night hunts.

even in the original odd geometry from 5 years ago, they were never opposing elements--though that would certainly be interesting LMAO!!!

as a reward for getting thru all of that... i shall leave you with... A SNIPPET <3

(from chapter 5, time is the movement of grief. context: this is at lotus pier, post xuanwu cave) He looked up, and saw Lan Wangji. Wei Wuxian moved over on the dock to make room for him to sit, which he did, cross-legged so he wouldn’t get wet. They sat in comfortable silence for a while, listening to the crickets. The golden light of the setting sun made Lan Wangji look devastatingly beautiful. It took Wei Wuxian’s breath away. When Lan Wangji turned his head and met Wei Wuxian’s eyes, there was nothing Wei Wuxian wanted to do more than kiss him in that moment. It was a startling thought. He looked away as calmly as he could. 

THANK YOU FOR ASKING COR I REALLY LOVED ANSWERING THIS!!!!!

[mermaidsirennikita]

ARC REVIEW: The Beast Takes a Bride by Julie Anne Long

4.5/5. Releases 10/22/2024.

The Vibes:

—Beauty and the Beast (most obvi)

—weapon-grade pining

—big stern man meets lowkey bratty woman (his wife)

—covert boning (like... everyone is covertly boning in this book)

Heat Index: 7/10

The Basics:

Alexandra Brightwall should be relieved when her husband, war hero Magnus, bails her out of prison. The problem? They haven't seen each other for five years. Not since the day after their wedding, actually. Stern and cool, Magnus knows their marriage was a huge mistake, so he has a proposal. He's on the verge of being created an earl; he just needs to present a good face until that happens. As long as Alexandra helps him put on the facade of a harmonious relationship, he's happy to give her a life of luxury... far from him. Needless to say, this is a lot easier said than done.

The Review:

Julie Anne Long is always funny; but the best kind of Julie Anne Long also punches you in the gut. This? Does just that. In fact, I think it's my third-favorite JAL, after What I Did for a Duke and After Dark with the Duke. It kind of gave me everything!

The thing I've struggled with when reading a lot of recent historical romances is that everyone is very... nice. Sedate, even. They don't act out, they're fundamentally good people who don't fuck up, and so on. This is not that kind of book. It's not that Magnus or Alexandra are so horrible. They're clearly good people with good hearts and good intentions.

They're just also... delightfully flawed. She's a bit bratty and flighty and tends to act on impulse. He's stern and struggles with forgiveness, and has a tendency to want to win at all costs. Neither of them are by any means monsters (though Magnus is referred to as a "beast" by the gossips, and in one of my favorite microtropes, IT KINDA HURTS BIG GROWLY MAN'S FEELINGS WHEN PEOPLE CALL HIM BEAST). But they have their issues, and they haven't dealt with them, and that's why their marriage combusts before it can really even start.

Also, they're both pretty bad at talking about their feelings, and make judgments about each other that aren't really fair. Here's the thing, though: All of this makes sense, because they were kind of strangers marrying. You get the most glorious pining thoughts from Magnus, and it's clear that he was besotted with Alexandra from the start... But he really didn't get to know her as a person. He didn't let her be a flawed person.

And it's a surprisingly complex thing, the way Long both lets us luxuriate in the swoony romanticism of Magnus's initial feelings for Alexandra (and my God, is it romantic... this is just an achingly romantic novel, in general) while never condemning Alexandra for her resistance. Because Magnus's feelings can be genuine, and he can be right about this inexorable chemistry between him and Alexandra; and he can also push Alexandra too far too soon and go about making their relationship a reality in a bad way. And then act affronted when she doesn't respond well to being pushed.

They're both messy people who nevertheless have, as Magnus, one of those guys with a Good Sense About Things (hence him being good at war) amazing chemistry. The kind of tension that just has to be fulfilled. It's delicious, and it's part of what makes this one of the hottest books I've read by Long. I mean. Holy shit.

It's also just like... so sweet? I felt as if I really got to know both Magnus and Alexandra, despite the narrative being brisk and also, like every book in this series, offering time to supporting characters. Few people can pull this off. Long is one of the best romance writers I can think of in terms of noticing the small details that have a big impact. The little notes about Magnus's past that tell you so much about why he is the way he is. The beats for Alexandra that remind you of a depth he doesn't necessarily want to see in her, five years after she broke his heart.

(And: I LOVE what drove them apart initially. Handled with such humanity! A thing I think a lot of authors wouldn't have done!)

Also—for Jane Austen fans. Imagine Colonel Brandon local pushing the marriage with Marianne, and then having it blow up in his face. With public sex. This is the look!

Of course, I have to note those supporting characters. I always love catching up with the regulars. When will Dot and Mr. Pike figure it out? How loud is Dot going to be when they finally do it? A small subplot in the book is basically a lot of supporting characters being pushed into horniness because of the awkward situations that arise when a honeymooning couple rooms at the Palace. It is glorious. It leads to some super funny yet sexy moments between our two mainstay couples, Delilah and Tristan (Lady Derring Takes a Lover) and Angelique and Lucien (Angel in a Devil's Arms). The way these books keep giving me Lustful Married Couples is. Everything!

The Sex:

Again... this is one of the horniest JAL books I've read! You do genuinely get more sex on the page than a few of the previous installments in this series (four scenes between our main couple, including one particularly exciting moment), plus a lot of hardcore flirting/implied sex between two other couples... and then the "it's funny, but now everyone is talking about loud sex and it's getting hot in the room" loud newlyweds.

I really loved how Alexandra and Magnus had sex, though. The impetuousness of it all. The way he just SNAPPED around her. And honestly? When he's right, he's right. He knew they'd be great in bed together, and, like... yes. I also super appreciated how he used Alexandra's Lust for His Body against her. So great.

Basically: It's funny! It's emotionally devastating at points! It's sexy! This is what we want from Julie Anne Long, and it's a damn good marriage in trouble/second chance book. So excited for everyone else to read this one.

Thanks to NetGalley and Avon for providing me with a copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

[forthewomenonly]

Ur so funny ngl and some of the anons scare me..😅 but here is how to get away with murder

1. Graduate obvi.

2. Keep in touch w all ppl u don’t like

3. Get to the age 26 or 28.

4. Buy ghostface things (mask, suit, knife)

5. Make a list of names

6. Find out their schedule on daily

7. Do they work out?

8. Do they smoke?

9. Do they drink?

10. Are they doing dirty business? (Stripper, hoe🤷🏾‍♀️, cheating, ex felon, ex criminal, ex drinker, predator, known for something bad, druggie?)

11. Are they hiding something?

12. Find out their wallpapers and “accidentally” bump into them and act like you notice their phone. Ask what phone it is and make sure they turn it on and say ‘oh my gosh we literally have the same wallpaper!😄’ (So when you go to ask for a picture they’ll think it’s your phone and not theirs)

13. Watch their phone closely. (Everytime they put in the password or picture of face or Face ID or act like it’s your phone and asking for a picture.)

14. Are they well known?

15. Are you being watched? (Secure surroundings. Make NO friends, associates, accomplice.)

16. Keep cameras around

17. Have knife at ALL times

18. What kind of home do they have?(tech, modern, old?)

19. They have children?

20. Spouse?

21. Expose whatever their hiding on a big day for them (post it on every social media platform.)

22. Are they alone? (If no it’s not the right time or day)

23. Get into the house (do they have a security system?)

24. Is it night? (if not wait til night.)

25. Steal every weapon they have. (Make sure they have NO guns, knives, nothing sharp, big items)

26. Have they Hurted you really bad in the past? (Were they friends of who hurted you or the ones that hurt you?)

27. Make it brutal. (Rip intestines out, or just stab until they cannot move.)

28. Take your knife with you. (Don’t hide it, use it for next time.)

29. Were you caught by a child? (Kill them to, take them with you, or leave them with the brutal scene.)

30. Did you get caught?

(Is the plan even good..)

So coquette of you to list all of this 🎀

Hey guys, friendly reminder not to murder people!

Hope this helps 👍

[meowzfordayz]

Hi! Just a question. Why dont you write nsfw for Muichiro but you write for Tanjiro? Ain't he a minor too?

Hullo! 😁 Ooh hoo hoo pls and ty brace yourself for a long answer… 🤪

The thing about shonen is that “kids” are put in insane situations. Like, that’s the entire genre/trope of shonen — it’s literally “boy” going on The Hero’s Journey™️. However, I guarantee 99% of shonen aged ppl would not be as brave, mature, or mentally collected/grounded/tough as characters in shonens.

In other words, altho the genre of shonen inherently means characters are often teenagers, as someone who’s older, I don’t watch shonen and think, “Ah, yes, this is realistic”. Realistically, shonen characters would be 18+, if not in their fricking 30s or something. 😂

This isn’t to entirely dismiss teenagers’ capabilities, but like, do you remember being a teenager? How do you think you’d fare in shonen circumstances? I like to imagine I’d be badass, but realistically most ppl—myself included 😆—prob wouldn’t be able to step up (whether physically, mentally, or emotionally) to villains, curses, demons, etc in the ways that’re depicted fictionally.

As a young adult (I’m 22), I feel somewhat more capable—compared to when I was, say, 16—of the heroics and maturity portrayed in shonen, and fiction in general (w/, ofc, the caveat that I live in the “real” world, so obvi I won’t encounter most shonen things anyway 😅). Thus, when I watch shonen, I generally don’t think of the characters as their canon ages. Sure, it takes a lil compartmentalizing when they’re literally in high school i.e. BNHA or their ages are occasionally discussed i.e. KNY, but shonen characters can go from acting their age to acting like they’re 33 on the flip of a dime.

This duality of shonen is what opens it to such age discourse. On one hand, it’s very clear (to me, at least) that shonen characters are far from “normal”, and that their ages are somewhat arbitrary bc they’re designed more to fit the genre vs what’s realistic of certain ages. However, their ages aren’t entirely arbitrary either, so it’s understandable that many ppl still take them at face value to be teenagers. What I’m trying to get at is: a lot of writers age up characters bc the characters themselves are already written w/ implications and qualities of a much older person.

To finally get to your question about Tanjirou vs Muichiro: I suppose, for me, the difference is how they’re presented. W/ Muichiro, his age is constantly emphasized bc it’s a significant aspect of how his character relates and compares to others — especially as a Hashira. Whereas Tanjirou, while still a teenager w/ his teenager moments, also has the shonen-protagonist-traits aka is depicted as “a BOY” but also “in INSANE situations that ~most boys, would, in fact, not be able to handle in the slightest”.

I feel comfortable aging up Tanjirou for NSFW content bc—due to his overall portrayal—I can actually imagine him being older. I feel uncomfortable aging up Muichiro for NSFW content bc—due to his overall portrayal—I struggle to imagine him being older. It really comes down to my connection to characters, my comfortability w/ them, and how I perceive them. These connections, comfortability, and perceptions can absolutely differ from writer to writer, person to person, and that’s okay.

At the risk of being cancelled 💀, I’m also gonna put it out there that where I’m from, the legal age of consent’s 16 — I was having sex at 16. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m not saying the age of consent means you should immediately start having sex at that age, and there’re plenty of sound arguments for why the legal age of consent should universally be 18+. What I am saying tho is that teenagers having sex is 100% legal in many places, and I think it’s important to hold space for the fact that many ppl don’t wait until 18 to become sexually active. It isn’t unrealistic for teenagers to have sex, and it lowkey irks me how there seems to be very few safe spaces for that truth to exist.

That being said, if I was going to write a teenager having sex, then they’d be having sex w/ another teenager. 👍🏽

[swiftlylovingtaylorswift]

Hiii !! Happy 84 days until Taylor's tour! Thought I'd make a more organized Makeup inspiration board for each album, first one is obvi her first album, Taylor Swift !! Is it too much? Let me know what you think! 😬🙂

A disclaimer I personally make a moderate budget around makeup so if you are looking for more affordable prices or can't find these im stock, I definitely recommend Depop, Poshmark, and Mercari.

Makeup from left to right:

Pley Beauty Pley Date All Over Stick in Pley Pink $18

Rare Beauty Dewy Lip Balm in Praise $16

Flower Beauty Jungle Lights Shadow Palette $18

Pley Beauty Festival Flush in Pink Agave $20

Rare Beauty Liquid Luninizer Highlighter in Transcend $22

Pley Beauty Liquid Asset Eyeliner in Abyss $17

Pacifica Stellar Gaze Mascara $14

[orbitalpirate]

In your mind, what are the sexualities of the Richmond 9, and Will (because he is part of their friendship group, let's be honest)

Anon I love you so much here are all my thoughts

Jamie Tartt is bisexual he is God's perfect bisexual idiot

Sam is 22, he's questioning he knows he likes women but he'd be lying if he said he never thought about men that way, and he definitely had a small crush on Rojas when he first joined the team but who didn't

Dani is pansexual and canonly polyamorous (wooooooo hell yeah good poly rep)

Colin is gay obvi

Isaac is also bisexual, didn't realize until after Colin came out definitely deals with a lot of toxic masculinity and internalized homophobia

Jan likes the label queer over gay but is only attracted to men

Moe is biromantic asexual and you can fight me to death over that

Richard is bi, look at him and tell me otherwise

Will is pan

Thierry is unfortunately and tragically heterosexual

[gldenhrs]

                               (—) ★ spotted !!  MIA CASSIDY  on the cover of this week’s most recent tabloid ! many say that the 25 year old looks like  SYDNEY SWEENEY , but i don’t really see it. while the  ACTRESS  is known for being  INDEPENDENT  my inside sources say that they have a tendency to be  PICKY  i swear, every time i think of them, i hear the song  SHE’S ALL I WANNA BE BY TATE MCRAE .

*   ◞  ╰   general   .

full name :  mia christina cassidy .  nicknames :  america’s sweetheart . birthdate / zodiac sign : somewhere in september during taurus season . birthplace :   spokane , washington . sexual orientation :  heterosexual . family :  catherine cassidy ( 53 )  &  simon cassidy  ( 60 ) siblings :  samuel cassidy ( 28 ) , beatrice cassidy ( 32 )   pets :  adopted dog named fitz  occupation :  actress .  (  HERE  u can find her career path  )  career claim :  the olsen twins / kate hudson  life goal :  to win an oscar for best actress in a movie . love language : physical touch / words .  + traits  :  independent , trustworthy , hardworking , generous  &   reliable. - traits  :   picky , stubborn , opinionated , selfish , possessive  &  gluttonous  .

*   ◞  ╰   quick history   .

mia comes from a middle class family in washington .  a mother who always thought she deserved a better life  &  hated the fact she couldn’t have it   &  a father who is a sweetheart , but a dummie  &  a coward since he’s unable to stand up to his wife or make a difference .

from the minute … well , maybe a  SECOND  minute mia was born , her mother already had a plan for her life . baby commercials , tv shows , beauty pageants , singing/dancing/acting lessons , modeling …. school was very much neglected because her mother saw the “ potential “  aka she saw beauty not brains .

at just 6 months old , she became a regular face on a sitcom called  FULL HOUSE  that aired until she was 6 years old , so the whole america  ( and the world )  basically saw her grow up which explains why she had gotten the nickname of   AMERICA’S SWEETHEART  .  everybody just  LOVED  her .  

later on , obvi her entire family got rich due to mia’s success  &  her mother made sure their / her fame didn’t phase out , so she established a company in her name that would produce her subsequent movies and videos  ( career claim: the olsen twins movies hehe )  which mia didn’t mind bc she loved acting  &  the fans just  ATE UP  . 

once she turned 18 , bigger movie deals started coming along  &  soon enough she landed her big break by starring in a movie called  ALMOST FAMOUS  where she even got an oscar nomination for best supporting actress !!  it was a  HUGE  deal !! 

by the time she was 22 , with 20+ movies under her belt , many awards won , magazine covers , music video appearances  …. her career has been so long she might as well retire at 30 lmao . 

fast forward to this day , she’s in the process of filming  FOOL’S GOLD  which is rumored to be yet another comedy hit  (  present career claim: kate hudson )  &  has fired her mom as a manager bc the shit got too toxic . 

*   ◞  ╰   personality & dating life   .

tbh this girl really is a giant sweetheart !!  just v lovely  &  kind  &  empathetic , has a warmth to her that makes it feel like it’s summertime all the time :)) 

but ... here’s the thing ... u break her or u do her dirty she can cut u out of her life in a blink of an eye . she doesn’t give a lot of chances bc she’s been burned a lot .  TOO MUCH even . gotta protect her heart yanno ?? 

in other  news ....  his girl legit   LOVES  everything she does , loves herself  (  a SHOCKER for someone in the industry ) , loves her career , her friends , everything . sure her mother’s a crazy bitch  &   her father’s a coward  &  her siblings are shitheads that she no longer talks to but like who careeeees lol .

due to her upbringing  &  the fact she was worth 10million before her 8th birthday , YES  she loves nice things ( read :  materialistic )  &  is lowkey selfish …. in some aspects but overall she’s generous af . will give u her life in need be if u treat her right  .

also the reason why she no longer talks with her family  &  has v little friends  –    A LOT  of people used her just for her money , especially them  &  the fact she generously gave it away without asking for nothing in return  (  she never received even a kind word in return * cue sad violin *   )  ... uh oh .  her family basically got rich through her   &   once she cut off their supply of money ,  they cut her out of the family . sure they still bad mouth her to the press for money but tbh it doesn’t rly work bc the world just loves mia so much they can’t take anything bad as the truth . 

also due to her upbringing  &   a career at such a young age , many people still see her as this “ innocent young “ girl that she portrayed .  either that , or they see her as a sex symbol  (  BIG BOOGS ENERGY  )  either way , it’s all about the looks which okay she doesn’t mind but also kinda does ???   BC SHE AIN’T DUMB LIKE HER DADDY . 

so generally speaking , to those who know the real her :  they know how funny she is , how upset she still is over the fact her family is doing what they’re doing  , how adventurous she is ( aka will call u up at 3 am to go hiking or some shit bc she can’t sleep ) , how generous she is  (  she often travels to africa with unicef  )   or how much she’s actually  SMART  bc the girl reads classical novels  &   goes to museums …..

romantically speaking ….   this will also come as a shock to u but girl  KNOWS HER WORTH . yes u heard it right . she won’t go for the playboys , for the bad boys ,  ESPECIALLY  not for the actors … the last boyfriend she had was a business man okay . which means , she doesn’t fall for stupid boys at the hillz hehe :)))  

*   ◞  ╰   wanted connections  .

FAMILY:   her three best amigos , someone she considers her family even tho they’re not blood-related .  like a small squad like in the gg series ??  YES PLS. 

CRY ME A RIVER:  someone she met growing up as a child star , the justin timberlake to her britney spears . america’s favorite teen couple until they weren’t ( we can discuss the reason why they broke up ) 

RUIN MY LIFE:  mia doesn’t date actors like i said but this is the co-star on her new movie fools gold aka the matthew to her kate !!  their chem is insane on the screen but they hate each other’s guts once the cameras stop rolling but it’s p much clear to everyone but them that there’s insane sexual tension brewing between them . will they cross that line ?  or remain enemies ?  hehehe just ur typical enemies to lovers trope :)) 

TV BOYFRIENDS:  ok so these are the boys she hired for her many ,  many movies growing up . remember all the cute boys the olsen twins had in their movies ??  THAT’S THEM  . some she dated , some she hadn’t , some had crushes , some turned enemies , either way gimme gimme !! 

WANT TO WANT ME:  they have been friends for a while but somewhere along the line things crossed the line and they began hooking up . it’s obvious that they feel something intense for each other but something is always in the way --- plus , neither are really sure if the friendship could withstand a romantic relationship crashing and burning . so here they are , stuck in limbo . they hook up , hang out , awkwardly third wheel when other is dating someone ..... 

CRASH AND BURN:  remember how mia doesn’t date actors ??  this plot is why .  they’re exes that ended on bad terms with lingering feelings . this was just a crazy hot and cold relationship that the whole world was obsessed over tbh . when it was hot , it was fucking hot . when it was cold ?  damn . hell itself could freeze over .  they probably have done  &  said a lot of nasty , nasty shit to each other  (  and maybe to the press too ?  ) . at the same time , they could’ve been literally planning their wedding at some point because they both were incredibly serious about each other . 

THE ROMANTIC BAD INFLUENCE:  this plot is another messy piece of trash . from the beginning , when they first met , mia always thought your muse was too good to be true . she felt this sense of peace with him . she fell in love quickly but at the same time , felt like there was something looming over their relationship . like it wasn’t permanent . like it’s all just a dream .  i see your muse bringing out edgier sides of mia’s personality . they party a lot , they influence mia to do crazy things with them and she does and she feels so alive . that is , until , it all crumbles . the facade is destroyed and whatever it was that your muse wasn’t being upfront about shatters the way she feels for your muse entirely . she feels betrayed . 

BFFS NO MORE:  this is my last long plot idea i promise sdjncdfv . basically this is a ton shit of angst too bc these two used to be inseparable . that was until things went south . fast . we can discuss what it was that happened between them but it was something huge and preferably something where they both could stubbornly blame each other , which explains why your muse went on to bad mouth and spill all the secrets out in the press , all while mia bit her tongue and tried to take the high road ( but its hard , oh so hard ... ) 

CHILDHOOD FRIEND:  it would be cute if there was another child star so they could bond over their weird ass lives so they could just be normal together . and i’d love if they were still close to this day :’-) 

GOOD INFLUENCE:  someone that encourages all her good habits and makes sure that she stays on track to succeed in life . they’d be greatly appreciated and mia would probably shower them in love bc they help her out so much

UNLIKELY FRIEND: from just their personalities alone , you’d think that these two would get on like water and oil . seemingly there’s nothing that they have in common . but oddly enough , their differences are what make their friendship that much stronger ! they balance each other out in a nice way

CRUSH:  unrequited on mia’s side or mutual but neither of them know it bc they’re both giant idiots and don’t think the other would ever think of them in that way .

TAKING ADVANTAGE:   someone using her for her kindness / money / fame .  either mia doesn’t know and just keeps letting it happen or she totally knows but doesn’t say anything to them . maybe bc she wants to believe that they can be genuine friends

RIVALS:  would love to have someone that doesn’t like her hehehe so basically they’re just constantly trying to one up each other in the acting department . or maybe they’re both rivals in their personal brands , just “anything you can do i can do better” vibes

[a-heart-thats-healing]

Wow. I went on a “one hour” date yesterday (Saturday, October 21st, 2023) at 5 PM that lasted until 4:22 AM 😅. She was everything that I would want in a partner. Extremely cute, attractive, wise, witty, and she’s good with the quick remarks.

I'm going to call her Songbird due to the fact that she loves singing. She is still on my mind this morning in bed. I’m missing church because I’m so tired after getting about 3-4 hours of sleep.

This woman was unbelievable. She’s Filipino and just an absolute dime. Same age as me and someone I would be dreaming of. Before getting to any of the enticing parts about the date, this woman was driving me wild. Dark hair, dark eyes, voluptuous, soft features, and looks to die for. Personality is right on par with mine. We match each other’s personality very, very well.

Let’s get to the date. On my way to the date, I turned around because I didn’t like my shirt. I got there at 3:30 PM because we semi-agreed to that time. I wrote to her to let her know I had gotten there, but she was still at a bridal shower. I figured that would happen, so I just sat in my car listening to videos. When she did arrive she yelled “HEY” to get my attention since I was waiting for her to come from the side I walked from. But goodness, did she look irresistible the moment that I saw her in her dress.

We just talked and talked and talked for hours outside of Starbucks in downtown [Redacted] where I’m from. I told her about myself, she told me about herself, I couldn’t shut up, but I was cohesive with my wording. We talked about so many different threads and had to return to the different topics multiple times. We ended up walking around the downtown area after Starbucks closed. She was being really cute talking about the random figurines in the window of the shops. There was a moment that we both saw a hippo figurine and she said "I respect hippos" and all I could say is "Yeah, me too" 😂.

At some point, we kept going along the sidewalk until we crossed the street. It must've been 7 PM at this point. I noticed as we crossed the street, there was a soap shop that I really liked, so I said we should stop inside. We took a picture with a Buddy the Elf cut out standing in the front of the store. Then she found some Christmas glasses and put them on. Of COURSE I had to take a picture. You know, just in case she ends up being The One so that I can tease her about the photo. At some point, I saw a "Boyfriend" scented soap bar, so I held it up to her nose and asked if it "smells like your future" 😂. She didn't get the joke until I showed her the name of the soap. I asked her about trying it out, but she said she was "sensitive."

After the fun talks we had in in the soap shop, we went out to talk on some chairs. I thought let's sit down on the rocking chairs, obvi, because who doesn't like getting their rocks off 😂. Instead, she recommended we sit on the two-person love seat. We ended up siting there for THREE hours just discussing some of the funniest things. At one point during that timeframe though, I had a feeling that now was the time that I should ask for a kiss. I struck up the courage and THEN... I bitched out and asked some other question that I can't remember like "do you think you'll want a boyfriend with the move?" or something along those lines. But! After she had laughed about it, I really mustered up the courage to ask her for a kiss. She looked SO bebwildered about it! Like, "Did he really just ask for consent to kiss me?"

After that kiss though, AY was it muy caliente. You could tell just by looking at us that there was a LOT of sexual tension in the air between us. We did behave, especially since we were out in public in a moderately sized city, but if you saw the kind of eye contact we had while speaking to each other after that kiss, you'd know the amount of desire that was there. We were pining for one another, getting closer and closer until we were essentially sitting close enough for a third person on our two-person love seat.

At some point, we decided it was too late to stay on the love seat any longer after sat for about 3+ hours there. I told her I had to take her to her car so that her father who was down here packing up her apartment wasn't worried. Changing locations did NOT affect us separating from one another lol. We got to my car and then I opened the car doors and moved the seats forward. I won't discuss it fully, but there was a lot of teasing and making out in the car to the point that the windows fogged up 🥵🥵🥵. We both agreed that we shouldn't have sex. As much as we both desired each other, we're both so happy that we didn't that night. There was more that transpired, but I won't discuss those things.

It was now about 2 AM and she had been texted/called by her parents multiple times. She was running out of things to say, so thought "Oh, tell your dad you'll get him tacos from Taco Bell!" Her dad wasn't upset or mad and instantly shot back a text for two tacos 😂. Google showed that there was a Taco Bell open until 4 AM. I had bought us some time and we... uh... got back to kissing and caressing each other 😅. Then, about 3:10 AM, I finally walked her to her car 15 feet away so that we could drive in our cars to the Taco Bell we found.

This was the CUTEST part of the night with her. I'm not sure what caused it, but she let's out "Love you, bye!" as I'm walking back to my vehicle. I'm in the car smiling, getting seated, and playing my "...and just like that, I'm in love" playlist on Amazon music. As soon as I roll down my window -- because I can't get enough interactions with her -- she says something about accidentally slipping that phrase into the conversation. I play it cool so that she doesn't feel embarrassed as I'm playing love songs in my car 😂.

I tell her to follow me to Taco Bell so we pull out of the parking lot from where we started our date eleven hours ago 😂. On the way there, I'm in bliss, car is blaring love music, my hand outside the window following the stream of air. All the sudden, my car's windshield gets a sudden splash of water from a broken sprinkler on the driver side and I'm wet since my window is down. Such a shock at that late hour. Finally, we get to Taco Bell and... IT'S CLOSED!! I was livid! So, I come out of my car to go to her window, and just like that, we're back to kissing ever so slowly. She still has to drive an hour back to her apartment. As we're trying to end the night, neither of us want to be the one to call it. We spend another hour kissing and pining for each other until it really is TOO late. She will have to drive until 5 AM to get home (without tacos for dad 😰). At some point, I tell her she really does need to go or else she will be in BIG trouble with the parents. I get in my car and the date is over. 12 hours in total just about.

If I had to say I wasn't smitten for the woman, I would be lying so hard a lie detector would look like it's detecting an earthquake! We've continued talking to one another and have thoroughly have enjoyed being in each other's text messages. I can't get enough of her and I hope the feeling is mutual.

[jamnotjam]

I posted 124 times in 2022

That's 124 more posts than 2021!

97 posts created (78%)

27 posts reblogged (22%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@woozi

@hansolz

@onlyseokmins

@sluttywonwoo

@whatudowhennooneseesyou

I tagged 92 of my posts in 2022

Only 26% of my posts had no tags

#jamsbakery - 45 posts

#seventeen - 38 posts

#seventeen smut - 30 posts

#seventeen fanfic - 30 posts

#seventeen fluff - 19 posts

#xdinary heroes smut - 19 posts

#xdinary heroes - 17 posts

#xdh - 15 posts

#xdh smut - 11 posts

#stray kids - 9 posts

Longest Tag: 73 characters

#shippers don’t know how to react when there’s minors in groups apparently

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Liquid smooth

Dom!L.JH x f!reader

pt.2 pt.3

You always thought finding a lover at the club was a bad idea, until you see a beautiful man at a table with his friends, basking in the bright red lights

Rating: smut

Word count: 1800 and some change

Warnings: unsafe sex, creampie, slight fluff, dom!jihoon, petnames, face fucking, tummy bulge

Requested: yes

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169 notes - Posted August 14, 2022

#4

I am NOT having pure thoughts

169 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#3

Hello,

I have a request.

Seonghwa to me seems the type to use sex as a form of expressing himself to his partner.

Can I please request a dom!seonghwa+ sub!fem reader and Seonghwa proceeds to have needy, desperate sex to 'fuck the pain away'.

Thank you :)

This is cute

tough day

P.SH x F!reader

Rating: smut, fluff

Word count: 1.0k

Warnings: more plot than porn, unprotected sex, slight manhandling, husband!seonghwa, drinking mention, cum on skin

Requested?: obvi

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170 notes - Posted October 24, 2022

#2

First impressions

K.S.M x F!reader

After moving into a college apartment with 2 men, you learn one of your new roommates is a little bit more down to earth then you thought.

Rating: smut

Word count: 2.5k

Warnings: exhibitionism, perv!seungmin and lowkey reader too, mutual masturbation, college au, mention of porn, reader lowkey has a hand kink, fingering

Requested: no

Note: thank you guys for 50 followers! ❤️ I cant believe I'm growing so fast. Also my name should just be "jams-voyeurism and exhibitionism-bakery" cause that's all I write about atp

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[loser-jpg]

guess who came up with an entire new thought out story idea bc they were listening to music then info dumped to their friend only for the friend to tell them that coming up with that much detail in like an hour is not normal :D.

anyway heres idea:

so its set before normal tech basically renaissance era but not really bc i dont feel like drawing fancy dresses

so the main character (guy 1) is like the heir to this noble family and bc of that a lot of ppl want to kill him, so this one prestigious college (not really bc characters are like 22-28) has a good security system so he decides to go there and he has a girlfriend there but the girlfriend he notices is always paying attention to this one guy who never talks to ppl much (guy 2)

so guy 1 hates him obvi but recently the main guard of the security system retires so the security goes to shit and one night guy 1 is walking when this girl shows up behind him and trys to kill him but then guy 2 shows up and just fucking bashes the girls head in. like she didnt have a second to do anything before shes bleeding out on the ground.

so guy 1 and guy 2 are just staring at eachother in shock as guy 2 is absolutely covered in blood and then runs away like "oh shit i fucked up" but guy 1 is standing there w 3 things going through his head "oh fuck that was kinda hot", "i could so use this/him (for evil schemes >:3)", and just insane obsession cuz this guy just shows up outa nowhere and kills someone for him no hesitation.

so for a while after this guy 2 is freaking out because if someone tells he doesnt think hes going to get out of it even for self defense because the girls family had donated a ton of money to the school and he thinks guy 1 hates him so hes like "well im fucked" but through this time guy 1 is silently being nice to him. everyone else still thinks they hate eachother. also the school finds the body so ppl are on edge bc they dont know what happened

eventually they end up alone and guy 2 confronts him and is like "i thought you hated me?" "i did" "so why didnt you tell anyone" "you saved me, why would i tell anyone? though im suprised you didnt say anything yourself" "i knew her, she sat next to me in class, her family was well respected at school. if i said anything no one would believe me. her name was anne." "Forenich. Her family spent the past few months donating money to the school. her grades were disastrous and her familys reputation was even worse. the only reason her family did a thing was probably to get her in the school long enough to try to kill me." "and why that? what if it was just a spur of the moment thing?" "unlikely, i happened to look at her file, she handed the paperwork to drop out just a week ago, and to do this right as the head guard resigned?" "how did you even see her file?" "a family name goes a long way here" "huh?" "...you have no clue who you go to school with do you. I am the HEIR to the *insert family name here*. I am the MOST important person at this school. I deal with assasination attempts on a typical tuesday. And seeing as this school has become unfit to protect me, and you have no hesitation to kill for me im going to offer you a position, for my permanent time at this school or until it becomes safe for me to live here again, you will be my personal guard. of course your studies will come first as i cant be protected by someone incompetent."

and so guy 2 is just like "WHAT JUST HAPPENED MAN" but isnt complaining cuz if some hot guys gonna be ordering him to be around him he aint gonna complain.

the majority of the story is just going to be guy 2 liking guy 1 thinking guy 1 doesnt know but guy 1 knowing and also liking guy 2 but slightly more insanely obsessed. guy 1 is way more cunning and manipulative than guy 2 and guy 2 is kinda just along for the ride ready to kill if guy 1 says to.

i only have like one actual plot point/arc but its gonna take more time to write out and my fingers are tired of typing so ill write it later.

[sexybabystevie]

wym u think u have rpf written abt u?! share w the class! (if ur comfortable w that obvy)

omg so 😭😭 funnily enough i just explained this in dms to @very-offkey-kazoo so seph can very much tell you how insane this is... with that being said this is. insane and i cant even explain it without saying it so. here we go 😭😭 (also long post so its under the cut!)

okay so this takes a lot of explaining for reasons of context but basically i had this person i was best friends with and they are. a terrible person like. so terrible. anyway so like. i was very much a tumblr elusive so i got a tag notif and went to go check it, a little excited bc no one interacted w me back then LMAO, and i see its from this person.

so i open it up and its like "this is for em" and i. had no idea about rpf and like what it meant or anything bc this was years ago but i opened it and basically thats what it was 😭

okay so we have to take a sharp left to gain some context before i get into what the fic was about. so basically this was in maybe 2021 or 22 where i was watching supernatural. and i was in a not so great place mentally and so i attached myself to some things/characters in the show and since i was close w this person at the time, i was talking about it w them. (also Chronic Deangirlism is all i will say. if you know what that means then you know i guess 😭)

anyway so i would talk w them about it and when i did, they always made fun of me and like. srsly bullied me for it. which ik people do as a friendly thing sometimes but also. like i was explicitly so attached bc i was suicidal so maybe not the best thing to bully someone about!! but anyway.

so back to the fic. i open the fic, it says its for me, and its literally. about me and this person. theres some random exposition i cant remember and then. we literally get into an argument about dean winchester. im so serious. like theyre basically just bullying me and arguing about it in this fic 😭😭😭

and. if that isnt enough. this person. in the fic. KILLS ME over the argument about dean winchester supernatural. its not even like a character argument type thing they just bully me for being so attached to him until they kill me out of sheer rage 😭😭😭😭😭

so yeah. like. my ex best friend who i also was maybe in love with wrote rpf, and instead of it being romantic or even platonic, they bully about me being attached to dean winchester from the cw's 2005 tv show supernatural until they kill me for it. and theyre like ecstatic about it in the fic AND when they message me irl about it and. literally. i dont even know what else to say rn. so... yeah 😭

[storiesofsvu]

3, 22, 28, 31, and 40 for the writer asks

thank you for asking!! 😊❤️

3. is there a trope you would't touch with a ten foot pole?

a/b/o. it is just NOT my style. I did once read a bucky barnes abo fic that was written beautifully and the story didn't *rely* only on that trope/aspect so that made it better, but i'm defs never going to write it.

22. choose a passage from one of your earlier fics and edit into your current writing style.

oo... okay...imma pass on this one simply because I am in the process of rewriting one of the very first fics that I ever wrote. it'll start to get posted starting in january i do believe.

28. Share three of your fave fic writers and why you like them so much?

@tropes-and-tales is absolutely amazing @bumblebear30 truly captures the characters beautifully and the ship dynamics SO well. @swimmingstudentchaos891 it's the chaos vibes bestie.

31. do you take liberties with canon or are you very strict about your fic being canon compliant?

it depend on the fic/fandom/characters! like, i'm writing for Bryan Kneef rn, and obvi he was in all of like 3 mins of one ep of the good fight, so we don't have a lot of canon to go off of. So it doesn't really matter. Then the CM fandom, I've only watched the entire thing once all the way through so there's some facts and tidbits i've forgotten about and the like. I think I'm much more into keeping characteristics of characters accurate to canon. Like, the amount of people who come into my inbox wanting a nice fluffy piece about Alex Cabot cooking a big fancy dinner or baking... like... homegirl set her stove on fire in canon, so i'm big on sticking to that. or like, the fact that she drinks tea instead of coffee.

like, obvi there are times that we ignore marriages, kids, sexuality, etc to make things work for the fics we want. but i'll stop rambling now LOL.

40. write an alternate ending to {insert fic here}

hmm.... OO!

"Nobody's You" with Heather Dunbar x reader, where they were having an affair and Heather gets the emergency contact call when yn ends up in the hospital (nothing too serious). they've previously broken up because heather let herself fall in love with yn instead of keeping it sexual and feels terrible about everything. it end with heather dropping yn off at home and that's it.

BUT

when i was drafting it out I did plan on ending it with Heather returning home to her husband just completely wrought with guilt over the entire thing. She's been cheating for years but it was all meaningless until yn, she never thought she could actually fall in love with someone else. So when she gets home she comes clean. her husband just looks at her and is all "i know..." and then it was either that (because he is a dr) he was the one that stitched yn up and she either did a unique habit that she'd picked up from heather or he did the whole "tell me a story" to distract her and she told one about something heather did for her that was a tradition type thing. he's not really upset or mad about it, and i wasn't sure how i was going to wrap it all up so i scrappedit.

Fic writers asks!