#unsolicited duck pics

[duckingloveit]

Just went to DollyWood and saw some amazing Ducks!

[duck-in-a-thrift-store]

DUCK SIGHTING!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!

TODAY I HAVE ENCOUNTERED MY BRETHREN

I think they like me they kept coming over to talk to me, I promised I'd bring them some snacks next time (frozen peas ftw, just gotta figure out where I can buy some)

[daisynik7]

Ready for the nasty 🤪

LOL I love these!

but also, this was me today when I saw that kishibe art from feenwege 👀

[arthistoryanimalia]

For #UnsolicitedDuckPicDay, check out this #duck on display at the American Museum of Natural History:

“Ceramic whistling bottle molded and painted to represent a muscovy duck, a South American domesticate.”

���� Muscovy duck (Cairina moschata)

“Sican style, Peru” - Sican aka Lambayeque culture, c. 750-1375 CE

[bullet-prooflove]

Dick Pics: John Shen x Reader

Tagging: @kmc1989

You’re already waiting for John when he steps out into the ambulance bay, a Starbucks Double Shot Espresso can in one hand and a mocha Frappuccino in the other. It’s one in the morning and you’re grabbing a breather between ambulance call outs while your partner gets some shuteye in the back of the rig.

“Heard you’re seeing someone new.” John says as he hands you the Frap bottle before taking up residence alongside you. “I also heard he’s an asshole.”

“I was seeing someone.” You admit as you pop the lid and take a swig. The rich chocolate taste blossoms on your tongue, invigorating your senses as the caffeine winds it’s way through your veins. “It turned out he was also seeing Ivy, one of the nurses on the day shift.”

“Ouch.” He winces as he pulls the tab on his own drink. “Gotta hurt.”

“It’s gonna hurt him.” You respond, your ass coming to rest upon the wall that lines the ‘decorative’ part of the hospital. “We collaborated and put the dick pics he sent on the pinboard for the med students so they can see what syphilis looks like.”

“That’s who’s they were?” He huffs out a laugh, his palm rubbing over the nape of his neck. “He’s fucking terrible with those angles, who takes one straight down the barrel? It’s not a good look for any man.”

“Philanders.” You tell him, the radio on your hip crackling with call outs to other rigs. “And you sound very well versed in the photogenics of dick pics.”

“It’s an art form.” He informs you, draining his can of coffee. “But I never send unsolicited, I don’t wanna foist my junk on some unsuspecting person eating their hoagie.”

You choke out a laugh.

“You’re a king amongst men, you know that?” You say raising your drink up in homage. “A real diamond in the rough.”

“I try.” He says before his phone chimes indicating the end of his break. He tosses his coffee can into the trash before turning to face you. “Be safe out there tonight alright? Mischief Night, it’s no joke.”

“I know.” You say, using your palm to brush your hair back so he can see the neat scar tucked in against your hairline. “Abbot stitched me up real nice last year after someone through a brick through the windshield of the ambulance.”

“Christ.” He says his fingertips brushing over the indented flesh. “Nice work through.”

“Yea, that man knows exactly what he’s doing with a needle and thread.” You say softly as his fingertips trail lower to the one at the edge of your eye socket that’s barely visible.

“And this one?” He asks, his gaze meeting yours and that’s when it happens that lightning bolt you hear about in all those romance books you read. That moment of recognition, of connection. You don’t understand because you’ve hung out with John Shen hundreds of times since he’s become an attending and although there’s always been chemistry, there’s never been intimacy, not like this.

Your radio crackles again, your call sign being hailed over the line as he pulls away and you feel the loss acutely as you take the radio off your hip.

“You can tell me later.” He tells you as he heads towards the entrance at the hospital. “Over breakfast after shift.”

“EMS don’t get the cushy shifts you doctors do.” You remind him, bring the radio to your mouth, finger resting on the button. “I’m on til 11am.”

“Alright, we’ll do brunch then.” He responds, walking backwards towards The Pitt. “You’ve got my number, text me when you’re off and I’ll come out and meet you.”

“You’ll be too tired John.” You call out across the ambulance bay.

“Baby, I’ve got stamina for days.” He informs you as he ducks back in through the entrance. “Trust me I’ll be there.”

Fuck me, you think. No unsolicited dick pics and stamina for days. You might just fall in love with this man.

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[duckingloveit]

Aww man, I already finished all my required math courses for college. If not I definitely would go to this class.

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[crimewave420]

*unsolicited duck pic*

this dude rocks

[rimurutheslime]

I have encountered a group of ducks earlier, so here, have my unsolicited duck pics.

[duckingloveit]

Some would try to compare them to dark and light. Young and Yang. But all I see are two beautiful creatures

[daily-good-omens-hcs]

Crowley bought Aziraphale a phone to “get with the times,” and constantly sends him unsolicited DUCK pics.

[peachdues]

I'm sorry you've had a rough day! I hope your week gets better! 🤍

Have an unsolicited duck pic and all the hugs I am sending you 🤍

ROXY I COULD CRYYYY

Thank you so much this made my whole evening!! Thank you, you delightful ray of moonlight!!

[goatsandgangsters]

Friends dared me to send a meme to a random person but I have no memes so heres a duck

normally I wouldn't message random ppl but they said theyd give me 5$ and I know they dont have 5$ so I kinda had to

Sorry for any inconvenience!

omg. unsolicited duck pic.......

this is HANDS DOWN my favorite message that I have ever received on tumblr. Thank you so much for these ducks, I love all of them 

also tell your friends they better give you $5 because I said so 

[duckingloveit]

I ducking love this 🦆❤️

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[duckiemimi]

Happy Holidays Mimi!

Here’s your holiday edition unsolicited duck pic!

THANK U MIA,,,,,HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO U TOO,,,here’s the geto and gojo strays in my neighborhood,,,,,i feed them when i can and sometimes they meet up in front of my house at night,,,but as soon as i approach they run away from each other,,,,owh

[angeloftheodd]

Unsolicited Duck Pic 🦆💖

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[pinkished]

An unsolicited duck pic for you 🫶

omg thank you mia!!!! that's a hella cute ducky 🥰💕

a pic of jasper on his ladder for you!!!! 🐸