#unrelated note i hate seeing fanart of alpyhs where she's not fat. shes a chubby bisexual loser with a successful career in monstrosities
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I can't be trusted. When I refer to "my babygirl" it could one of four people (and six entities)
A 16 year old boy
A ~15 year old girl
A plant
A grown ass man with a drinking problem
An agender ghost
A fat yellow dinosaur
#shitpost#theo putnam#penny pokemon#the mandrake sabrina#haymitch abernathy#napstablook#alphys#hmm something may be wrong with me#im guessing penny's age idk how old she actually is#only two of these people identify as female one of them is easily a full grown adult#unrelated note i hate seeing fanart of alpyhs where she's not fat. shes a chubby bisexual loser with a successful career in monstrosities#people are of course free to draw characters however they like but like i would never#she eats only instant noodles her weight could never be healthy regardless of her metabolism#her sprite is so round and curved surely shes a gamer who hasnt touched a cup of water in decades#alphys survives off of redbull instant noodles and manga#i love all of them they all suck so much ass#the chilling adventures of sabrina is an awesom show im at chapter 19 i think#honestly my favourite character is a tie between theo and a gucking plant that probably only shows up once#the mandrake is so so messed up and honestly in the right#“pretty!~♡♡” I MUST PROTECT YOU YOU ARE TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD YOURE A LITTLE TRANSPHOBIC BUT IM WILLING TO OVERLOOK THAT#i like the design but honestly it could look more like a cryptid#is it so wrong to want more strange undesirable entities who only want to be loved in my horror tv shows?? 🥺🥺🥺
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