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Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Rayquaza

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The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all

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never say with eleven words what you could with ten. do not use nine words where ten words will do. only ever write sentences that are exactly ten words long.

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The service industry is like living in a parallel world, you're busy when everyone else is free on the weekends or night time, you're working the hardest when everyone else is resting or playing on the holidays

You see your family after everyone else is back at work, there is is no Christmas for service workers, there are no weekends, it's time formed in the shadow of "real" life, life lived in the invert

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Honestly, part of why it irritates me when people act performatively shocked at the homophobia in 2000s media is it wasn't just media. "Can you believe this aired in 2008" buddy, in 2008 I was having shit thrown at me from moving cars for having long hair, and you wanna get worked up about sitcoms?

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I'm born in this weird year where i am both milenial and Gen Z, but im gonna sound like an old man talking about kids lingo, but the Gen Z word I HATE the absolute most is "gooner".

Literally anything even slightly sexual you'll have like 10 people in comments saying, "gooner content" "gooner game" and shit like that. Saying how they are morally better cause they point out something is sexual

You guys are so fucking braindead and are sounding like Christian puritans when you talk like that.

All you're doing is making non harmful sexual things a moral thing which is fucked

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I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

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Sometimes when your bf is a Minotaur you gotta take him to the rodeo. It isn't even my cowboy campaign, this just keeps happening.

A birthday gift for my roommate and one of my best buds. Based on the "Let 'er Buck" painting for Pendleton Roundup by Wallace Smith with a more Leyendecker painterly style to it (because that's what I'm better at imitating). Ceres is my NPC that Pwyll (which is pronounced Pwish) fell madly in love with.

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