#unperturbable

[theladysunami]

I was thinking about Bingqiu messing with common horror video game plot-lines by doing their whole Bingqiu thing.

Imagine Shen Yuan transmigrating into a vaguely Christian mythology based crapsack video game world, where he is the cruel monk, Shen Qingqiu, who teaches at some terrible underfunded orphanage where one of the orphans, Luo Binghe, is *gasp* the antichrist.

Rather then doing what his character is supposed to do (mostly harass the child with abusive exorcism attempts, get defrocked for it, then do the whole Cassandra thing where he tries to warn everybody Binghe is evil but they don’t believe him) Shen Yuan does his Shen Yuan thing instead and dotes on Luo Binghe constantly.

Luo Binghe was supposed to keep finding himself abused by various corrupt organizations, only to rise to the top and get the better of each one through karmic and often creepy demon shenanigans, leaving them as ruined husks in his wake, and gradually losing more and more of his fragile ‘humanity’… but apparently that won’t be happening.

All the totally deep and meaningful allegories indie developer Airplane put in there about the antichrist merely being a reflection of humanity’s own evils… Gone!

Shen Qingqiu taught Binghe loads about ethics, and while Binghe isn’t quite sure he gets it (and does still harass and kill a good number of particularly nasty people with his demon powers) he’s a lot less scorched earth about things.

It is very important he doesn’t make his beloved teacher (*cough* the future Queen of Hell *cough*) sad! Shen Qingqiu happens to like the earth being in one piece, so in one piece it will stay.

Airplane transmigrates into his own game later as the Player Character.

The Player Character is meant to be an amateur investigative reporter who gradually reveals Binghe’s life story by investigating all the ruined, haunted, and demon infested locations left in his wake, and then ultimately attempts to save the world from the apocalypse. Instead Airplane discovers that besides a few powerless asshole ghosts and some well contained eldritch horrors, everything is fine actually.

He tracks down Binghe while trying to figure out what the hell happened to the plot, only to find the man playing housewife to his former asshole teacher???

Don’t worry, Airplane! The apocalypse is canceled, and the only soul Binghe wants is Shen Yuan’s… by which I mean he wants it bound to his own in eternal matrimony.

Go hang out with that cool ice demon you designed for that one level.

[biteofcherry]

Always yes to the arranged/forced mafia marriage where Reader tries to fight it and gives the hubby hell.

But listen-

Arranged mafia marriage where the Reader is fine with it.

It's not love, but she's not naive. she's lived in the mafia world and knows how it all works and what's at stake. There's no fuss, she takes it in stride, while also making some stipulations.

Like, yes, we're going to be married and I'm going to play my part perfectly, but no mistresses ever to put foot in our home. Be respectful about it, fuck them somewhere else. As will I, if I have a lover.

Also, family dinners every Sunday and you'll be nice and charming to my family. And we're hosting Christmas for the whole familia.

Marriage consummation? Sure. I like sex. Good sex, mind you. So as long as hubby provides, I'm not gonna say no to orgasms. But if you're fucking someone on the side, I need you to take regular STD tests.

[hadopelagian]

they (gem and joel) can't keep getting away with this

[suguwu]

naoya in an arranged marriage with an older woman who's been widowed...

[panicbones]

i miss them, my women who suck (she/her for both)

[the-starry-seas]

may i suggest thinking about fox helping to wrangle all six of the family toddlers for their yearly family photo and being so good at it that the photo studio tries to offer him a job

[lettherebemonsters]

@unhinged-greed

Ooh, ow. That actually hurt.....nah. Adam had been called far worse than a clown by those who literally gave him life. Being called a clown by a clown might as well have been a flirt.

" Eh, I'm called the biggest mistake ever created by my manager every freaking day of my life. Honestly your taunting is fucking lame as shit, bruh."

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

people talking about edgeworth helping phoenix during his seven year stint and supporting him through his depression as if we all don't know that the only person from that family who'd be able to get phoenix to do shit is franziska. smh.

[iblamezhanel]

I just love staring at him. We've never talked, but I just like looking at him and catching his eyes on me too and when we both turn away. And then it happens again...

[blessphemy]

once in a while when i'm in the murderbot fandom tag i see a shark fin of ship discourse and i'm like wrow... i guess there's shipping out there. so anyways.

[lunasilvis]

Vehemently manifesting an abundant and happy, deeply nourished onto the soul's level fall '24 - spring '25

[ladyswillmart]

Sweeting can have little a bite of Sethys's ankle, as a treet

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

when the church decides to break down the sermon by gender

for the women: you poor sweet noble heart, in your overwhelming purity of desire for only the best and most wonderful, sometimes, if you are not careful, you may, it is possible,

for the men: you lazy selfish sack of shit,

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

my brain: stop making random fictional characters into avatars not everything is TMA

also my brain: Mike Walters is so Eye-coded

[bittermuire]

ARCHERON SISTERS PRACTICAL MAGIC AU?????

[quirklessidiot]

So I was scrolling through some old ask here and I found this mentioned in an ask of like ... 2021, tyrant gojo au, with the has tag of #unperturbed.waiting list. .... Apparently it has 10 chapters and chapter 1 has a bit of spoilers?

(I can't find it any where and I would absolutely LOVE to read it. XD)

This ask right here

I'm curious, was this like an idea that you had but then scraped it or is it like in your W.I.P.S covered in dust, forgotten? Tyrant Gojo Au is some of my low-key favorites that I enjoy reading very much. :3

hi! the og was pretty good but it was more action heavy and revenge centric. Not very romancey tbh which was why i was very hesitant to publish it and changed minazuki as a whole. its still collecting dusts in my drafts. Have sum taste of what minazuki was supposed to be down below! (minazuki was so self indulgent at he beginning, i was so interested in making a fictional east asia-european royalty,, it was a complex royalty system because i tried to mix european and japanese royalty and y/n was def out for blood here. Minazuki was still a secret and y/n was more angry and powerful there. You can see the contrast of it from the minazuki i gave u guys because she grew up with a younger sister to protect… and she had to kill that sister lol) (gojo maintains his character from minazuki hes just colder there…due to reasons untold…but it def has a happier ending than the og minazuki)

Also i have loads of unpublished stories from haikyuu to jjk. I think my most favorite one was the mafia!gojo one where he slowly becomes obsessed with the reader, a gone girl inspired toji fanfiction, and my most favorite one was a ceo x normal guy geto fanfic where the read wants him to sell his land to her but he doesnt want to HAHAHA

(Read more down below!) (tw. Mentions of murder)