#unlimited blade works abridged

[zeroenchiladas]

Gotchard Daybreak: Tell me Houtaro, when did you first realize it? I get Kudo noticing, but you? Nuh-uh. Houtaro: I guess you wouldn't have realized after all. It all started with Hiroshima. Gotchard Daybreak: That is... not the answer I was expecting.

[wouldyourfavepaychildsupport]

Misclicked on that last one so

Would UBW Abridged Shirou Emiya pay child support

[xcal1bur25]

I can vividly hear Saber saying this.

Okay, fine. I can vividly hear UBW Abridged Saber saying this, but to be fair she has like, the least changed personality out of any character not named Gilgamesh.

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Dazai: The only one allowed to tell me my dream is stupid is me.

Bsd Dazai: Your dream is stupid!

[incorrect-hgs]

Rosemary: Get ripped, save everyone. Sounds like a stellar dream to me.

Snapdragon: Sounds kinda stupid. Sorry, not sorry.

Rosemary: Wha- hold on! Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!

Snapdragon: Sorry, not sorry.

[cosmosrebellion]

Maria: You both know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Shirabe: "Tiger Mom is angry?"

Maria: Tiger Mom is disappointed.

Kirika: We're sorry, Tiger Mom-dess.

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Lopmon: Did marbles hurt you?

Beelzebumon: No, kid, I hurt me.

Beelzebumon: I also hurt marbles.

Beelzebumon: I feel worse about the marbles.

[mytastessuck]

Aimer: Brave Shine

You think I first heard this from Unlimited Blade Works? Guess again...I heard it from Unlimited Blade Works Abridged. Yeah, those still exist and I'm a fan. Go ahead and judge, I don't give a shit. It's funny and I like it. And this opening was good enough to stay for a reason. Whatever, shines are brave.

Song Score: 700/10

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

I hear we're sharing headcanons.

Transmasc Elfman and transfemme Lisanna. They traded clothes as kids before Elfman's growth spurt.

One day when he was a kid, Gajeel woke up to a giant ass centipede crawling on his face and has been creeped out by them ever since. It's kill on sight. He doesn't care how many holes he puts into the walls and floors, he ain't stopping until the damn thing is dead. You'll hear the sudden sound of destruction, walk into a room that looks like a stampede ran through it, and Gajeel will be standing there with a straight face and say, "I'm fine, it's dead now." (Sorta inspired by that one Archer scene in the first episode of Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works abridged)

Okay, I know the manga has the little bio cards of the guild members and Droy's says he's afraid of spiders, but I've elected to ignore that. Spiders are friends and welcomed in his gardens and greenhouses any day. He loves watching them weave webs. I can see him getting a tarantula. JET is the one with arachnophobia. The screeching on top of a table and running a mile away kind.

*Takes a long drag from my cigarette* Trans Elfman you say.......

No no I understand Gajeel here. Not scared of it but if its in my space it has to die immediately. I can respect a man that stands by his principles like that.

Droy🤝Levy, spider enjoyers. Jet 🤝 Gajeel, wtf is wrong with them.

[deusvervewrites]

Opinion on abridged shows?

All fan work is a conversation much like how genres are conversations, but Abridged Series work in a different way than fanfic or AUs or fan comics. They're remixed, or edited, footage. And that is a major constraint which dramatically shifts how you make them.

An abridged series by nature has to generally follow at least the basics of the plot for better or for worse. Dragonball Z Abrdiged is a celebration of the creator's love of the series; same for Unlimited Blade Works abridged. You can't get jokes about The Moon like hte one from Episode 6 without adoring the source material.

On the other hand, Sword Art Online Abridged clearly... had some faults with the source material that they felt could be corrected.

These conversations can happen in fic, like when I had Uraraka ask if One For All would kill her in What it Means to Be a Hero and All Might responded with how ridiculous of an idea that was, but an abridged series is having this discussion all the time by the inherent nature of the work.

They're fascinating!

[ariaofsasha]

The Flowers of Light Fun Facts: Making Some Noise

I got a little inspired by @fromtheladiesoflight talking about the Ladies' voices and how they each sound - so here's the definitive post for our WoLs, the Flowers of Light!

Shura - High pitched, very energetic. She's got a slight rasp but it's not often noticeable. There's occasionally a slight tinge of ego in her tone if she gets the upper hand in something, but it's good natured. Reference point: Rin Tohsaka from Unlimited Blade Works Abridged.

Corona - A distinctly mid-range Scottish accent, but that kind of Scottish accent where you can tell it's someone not from Scotland doing one, but they've hung around actual Scottish folks long enough that they can sound convincing enough to the untrained ear. Reference point: Korsica from Hi-fi Rush.

Gaea - Slightly midrange pitch, strong British accent, but very reserved and posh in their delivery. Speaks almost like a theater actor. Lots of Elizabethan/Shakespearian terminology mixed in, a la Urianger. Reference points: Blumineck with a bit of William Regal

Lycoris - High pitch, childlike, very playful yet sinister. Probably at least one knife slice away from an evil laugh. Reference points: Juri Han and Jinx.

Leon - Speaks very flippantly, with a more Californian accent. He talks like he's not taking anything you say seriously. The kind of voice and manner of speech that makes you instinctively pinch the bridge of your nose. Reference point: Kisuke Urahara from Bleach.

Ember - A very deep, feminine, husky voice. There's hints of a Southern accent that slip out every now and again, but most of it is buried under a flat affect. She sounds like she's putting up an emotional wall, basically. Reference point: Baiken from Guilty Gear Strive, with hints of 2B mixed in.

[xcal1bur25]

"Saber, I'm gonna need you to sit this one out. If I don't beat him myself, it'll be meaningless." "SHIROU HE'S A SERVANT!" "No Saber, he's a slave."

GG Shirou, that's one fucking phenomenal pre-battle one liner.

I really love for that all this version of shirou has seemed like a dork for most of the abridged, in the showdown with archer he actually shows himself to be pretty damn intelligent - certainly more emotionally so than his future self.

Also archer's angsty monologue devolving into an outright tantrum while Shirou picks his bullshit apart is just...*chefs kiss*.

Project Mouthwash fucking COOKED with this one.

[xcal1bur25]

"...but Murder Death Kill describes it perfectly!"

can you teach me the rules of the holy grail war

the rules of the classic grail war are as follows:

seven masters (broken in fsn) summon seven servants (broken in fsn), each corresponding with one of the seven classes (broken in fsn)

the masters fight until only one is left (broken in fsn) and then that master claims the grail (this never happens normally) to make a wish with their servant (this is a lie)

of course, the grail works by burning a hole to the root (this is a flawed premise) and can be used to make miracles happen (not actually) and grant a single wish (especially not after the Avenger incident)

[ao3feed-blakeyang]

The Tragic Hero In Remnant

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/M5VyYFA by lunar_lunatics (Inspired by BurgerNoTomatoes on Wattpad, Promised(reluctant) Victory in Remnant) Being a hero is the worst. The human spirit reacts differently from tragic stories to stories with happy endings. If you end up with a happy one people will riot and hate you. And if you get a tragic one, chances are people will make fun of you. So no matter what your life will be nothing but a joke. And this is the base line of my belief, being a hero is stupid and so is anyone who wants to be one. So why the hell do I have to be the worst kind of hero!!! Words: 6073, Chapters: 3/?, Language: English Fandoms: RWBY, Fate/Grand Order, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works abridged Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M Characters: Ruby Rose (RWBY), Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long, Ozpin (RWBY), Neopolitan (RWBY), Team RWBY, Original RWBY Character(s), Creatures of Grimm (RWBY), Original Male Character(s), Cú Chulainn | Lancer, Cú Chulainn | Caster, Cú Chulainn Alter | Berserker, Cú Chulainn | Lancer (Fate/Prototype), Chibi Cú Chulainn Relationships: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Yang Xiao Long/Original Male Character(s), Blake Belladonna/Original Male Character(s), Blake Belladonna/Original Male Character(s)/Yang Xiao Long Additional Tags: Polyamory, Slow Burn, Kinda, sorta - Freeform, greedy, System, Tragic Hero System, Tragic Hero, Action/Adventure, Romance, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, wowie, More tags to be added, No Beta we die like Roman Torchwick, Bi wife energy, bi mc, Bi Blake Belladona, Bi Yang Xiao Long, Hair Brushing, Hair Braiding, Hair, Isekai and Transmigration, mc needs a hug, Everyone Needs A Hug, Cross-Posted on Wattpad, possessive, Idiots in Love read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/M5VyYFA

[incorrect-hgs]

Thyme: I call this Bad Cop, Worse Cop. I'm both.

Olive: I-I don't-

[An arrow lodges in the wall next to Olive's face]

Thyme: Sorry, that was bad cop.

Olive: Not worse cop?

Thyme: Worse cop wouldn't miss.