#unlimited blade works abridged

[zeroenchiladas]

Gotchard Daybreak: Tell me Houtaro, when did you first realize it? I get Kudo noticing, but you? Nuh-uh. Houtaro: I guess you wouldn't have realized after all. It all started with Hiroshima. Gotchard Daybreak: That is... not the answer I was expecting.

[julio-claudian-saberface]

[xcal1bur25]

I can vividly hear Saber saying this.

Okay, fine. I can vividly hear UBW Abridged Saber saying this, but to be fair she has like, the least changed personality out of any character not named Gilgamesh.

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

[starlightshadowsworld]

Beast Dazai: The only one allowed to tell me my dream is stupid is me.

Bsd Dazai: Your dream is stupid!

[incorrect-hgs]

Rosemary: Get ripped, save everyone. Sounds like a stellar dream to me.

Snapdragon: Sounds kinda stupid. Sorry, not sorry.

Rosemary: Wha- hold on! Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!

Snapdragon: Sorry, not sorry.

[cosmosrebellion]

Maria: You both know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Shirabe: "Tiger Mom is angry?"

Maria: Tiger Mom is disappointed.

Kirika: We're sorry, Tiger Mom-dess.

[incorrecttamersquotes]

Lopmon: Did marbles hurt you?

Beelzebumon: No, kid, I hurt me.

Beelzebumon: I also hurt marbles.

Beelzebumon: I feel worse about the marbles.

[mytastessuck]

Aimer: Brave Shine

You think I first heard this from Unlimited Blade Works? Guess again...I heard it from Unlimited Blade Works Abridged. Yeah, those still exist and I'm a fan. Go ahead and judge, I don't give a shit. It's funny and I like it. And this opening was good enough to stay for a reason. Whatever, shines are brave.

Song Score: 700/10

[cat-a-holic]

@lululeninn

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

I hear we're sharing headcanons.

Transmasc Elfman and transfemme Lisanna. They traded clothes as kids before Elfman's growth spurt.

One day when he was a kid, Gajeel woke up to a giant ass centipede crawling on his face and has been creeped out by them ever since. It's kill on sight. He doesn't care how many holes he puts into the walls and floors, he ain't stopping until the damn thing is dead. You'll hear the sudden sound of destruction, walk into a room that looks like a stampede ran through it, and Gajeel will be standing there with a straight face and say, "I'm fine, it's dead now." (Sorta inspired by that one Archer scene in the first episode of Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works abridged)

Okay, I know the manga has the little bio cards of the guild members and Droy's says he's afraid of spiders, but I've elected to ignore that. Spiders are friends and welcomed in his gardens and greenhouses any day. He loves watching them weave webs. I can see him getting a tarantula. JET is the one with arachnophobia. The screeching on top of a table and running a mile away kind.

*Takes a long drag from my cigarette* Trans Elfman you say.......

No no I understand Gajeel here. Not scared of it but if its in my space it has to die immediately. I can respect a man that stands by his principles like that.

Droy🤝Levy, spider enjoyers. Jet 🤝 Gajeel, wtf is wrong with them.

[deusvervewrites]

Opinion on abridged shows?

All fan work is a conversation much like how genres are conversations, but Abridged Series work in a different way than fanfic or AUs or fan comics. They're remixed, or edited, footage. And that is a major constraint which dramatically shifts how you make them.

An abridged series by nature has to generally follow at least the basics of the plot for better or for worse. Dragonball Z Abrdiged is a celebration of the creator's love of the series; same for Unlimited Blade Works abridged. You can't get jokes about The Moon like hte one from Episode 6 without adoring the source material.

On the other hand, Sword Art Online Abridged clearly... had some faults with the source material that they felt could be corrected.

These conversations can happen in fic, like when I had Uraraka ask if One For All would kill her in What it Means to Be a Hero and All Might responded with how ridiculous of an idea that was, but an abridged series is having this discussion all the time by the inherent nature of the work.

They're fascinating!

[xcal1bur25]

"Saber, I'm gonna need you to sit this one out. If I don't beat him myself, it'll be meaningless." "SHIROU HE'S A SERVANT!" "No Saber, he's a slave."

GG Shirou, that's one fucking phenomenal pre-battle one liner.

I really love for that all this version of shirou has seemed like a dork for most of the abridged, in the showdown with archer he actually shows himself to be pretty damn intelligent - certainly more emotionally so than his future self.

Also archer's angsty monologue devolving into an outright tantrum while Shirou picks his bullshit apart is just...*chefs kiss*.

Project Mouthwash fucking COOKED with this one.

[xcal1bur25]

"...but Murder Death Kill describes it perfectly!"

can you teach me the rules of the holy grail war

the rules of the classic grail war are as follows:

seven masters (broken in fsn) summon seven servants (broken in fsn), each corresponding with one of the seven classes (broken in fsn)

the masters fight until only one is left (broken in fsn) and then that master claims the grail (this never happens normally) to make a wish with their servant (this is a lie)

of course, the grail works by burning a hole to the root (this is a flawed premise) and can be used to make miracles happen (not actually) and grant a single wish (especially not after the Avenger incident)

[princess-of-the-corner]

The rest of that abridged scene's really funny, too:

Archer: You heard me, I killed Kennedy. I even found I was responsible for celebrity deaths that had devastated me in life. Shirou: Wait, even- Archer: Yes, even that one you're thinking of right now. That one you really liked. Shirou: No! But for why?!

(The series, if it wasn't mentioned, is Fate/Unlimited Blade Works Abridged)

fantastic.

[incorrect-hgs]

Thyme: I call this Bad Cop, Worse Cop. I'm both.

Olive: I-I don't-

[An arrow lodges in the wall next to Olive's face]

Thyme: Sorry, that was bad cop.

Olive: Not worse cop?

Thyme: Worse cop wouldn't miss.