#unless it was to reply or something

[justkillingthyme]

Hello, everyone!! I forgot to say anything because it happened smack dab in the middle of the anniversaries, but I just hit 400 followers!

I loooove all of you. Everyone here. Smiles and twirls around in a big happy circle with everyone!!

And I did end up finally finishing all my old requests, so you know what that meannnsssssss. Yep! Opening art requests again. Go wild.

[tomahachi12]

Hey here a important question for you.

What were the reaction from Native American Village Dog N, Viverra! cat V, japanese sparrowhawk, J wen they saw ural bat Uzi?

Those are.. very specific

I had too look them up

"Native American Village dog"

pretty doggy, holy crap

"Viverreal Cat"

Best image I could find was from a breeder site, a Fishing Cat hybrid?

"Japanese Sparrowhawk"

Cute little bugger.

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As for the ask, if they found a bat Uzi

N would bark at her and try to play.

V and J would try to eat her.

[the-kipsabian]

i stole this from twitter shhhh they dont need to know

[hedwig221b]

Idk what kind of crack c*caine you put in the happiest of all that I STILL read it once a week ever since you posted I can probably recite some of the paragraphs by heart lmfaooo I’d love to know if you have anything similar in the works at any point of time in the future but regardless just wanted to tell how obsessed I’m with this particular fic lol

LMFAO 😭😭😭

I don't even know what to say except THANK YOU??? For enjoying the fic so much? I'm giggling now lol, this is the best message to receive after a long work day 💗 all my heart goes to you!

I mean, I guess, Predators has the same vibe with Stiles running away and thinking it's for the best and Derek being like oh hell nah, love

And I'm gonna write New Moon au (after I finish Twilight au) and the separation scene is gonna be devastating. And Stiles is so not gonna deal with that well. And the reunion is gonna be nuts. I know with The Happiest of All I went all in on the breaking up angst, but here it's gonna be, like, one hundred times more painful.

[liriostigre]

‎ 💭 🛌🏻

[lunewolf13]

Random reporter who is doing live interviews with random people: Mr. Drake! Would you give us a moment of your time?

Tim, who only went out so he could get a treat from his favorite coffee shop: Sure.

He agreed easily enough. There's just one problem: Tim is currently very sleep deprived and just wants to leave, so he does not have a filter

Reporter: So now—

Tim: Time's up. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date.

The reporter is left speechless and this live recording is going viral on the internet.

In Tim's perspective, he had politely smiled, charmingly said "I have a date with coffee" and sauntered off like the cool guy he is.

In reality, the camera caught Tim's bloodshot eyes twitching and with a smile that just screams "I will kill you in your sleep if you get between me and the caffeine." Then Timothy Drake-Wayne turns and hobbles away, looking worryingly close to passing out.

The video is added to everyone's Blackmail file on Tim, and Alfred has made it mandatory to log how long you sleep. Not just for Tim, but for everyone. Or else, no post-patrol snacks. And especially no cookies.

[the-haunted-office]

( @forestofforever - Continued from here!)

Something interesting always seems to happen whenever Doom comes to visit this dimension, doesn't it?

First, there was that guy who killed someone by grabbing their wrist.

Then, there was that guy who wanted to take a dead body and turn him into taxidermy.

Then, there was that time that same guy was being randomly called a "monster" by some random stranger out and about.

And now that same guy is being chased by someone and he looks pretty terrified.

What's up with this guy?

Is he like, the village nerd or something? Everybody's gotta gang up on him and bully him for some reason? Call him names and chase him around? What's up with that shit?

Well, Doom doesn't like that. Her normal instinct would be to beat the shit out of the ones doing the bullying, but she decides to just remove him from the situation instead. She'll come back later and and knock some people around, but first, get this guy out of here.

Doom suddenly jumps out from behind a car, tosses Sylvester up over her shoulder like he weighs nothing more than a pillow, pops open a portal back to the Office, hops through it, and closes it immediately behind herself - although technically someone could follow her through it, if they're fast enough.

Assuming no one has followed her through, though...

The change in environment is probably huge to Sylvester, going from the city to a brightly lit inside of an Office building, with ugly orange carpets and old white walls and gray cubicle sets.

"Ehehehehe, that guy was too slow," she snickers, and goes to set him back down on his feet... only to realize that he'd apparently fainted at some point when he collapses straight away onto the floor like a pile of wet spaghetti. "Oh... Well, shit, my bad, man," she mutters, collecting him back into her arms and taking him to the nearest empty employee office that's been made over into a guest room.

There, she puts him down on the bed before backing off and putting her hands on her hips and just... staring at him all like, well wtf am I supposed to do now? wait for him to wake up or what?

Which is exactly what she does. She pulls up a chair and sits there until he wakes up. It doesn't appear that she has realized yet that he might be injured or hurt in some way, just that he has fainted.

[monkesupreme]

Love this body type post SOOOO much. Thinking of this rudeass that tried to fight me how inaccurate bruces height and weight was (6’5/250lbs) in the replies of my OWN post, and how he needed MORE weight to be considered a brick house (bc they themselves were 220 and 6’2 and in their words ‘had a little bit of muscle’), then immediately ignored their own statement and got upset when i mentioned i wanted jason to be slightly taller and 40 lbs heavier. Suddenly thats TOO fat and im stupid. Fucking moron.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ask-eden]

Eden shuffles a bit on the railing, thinking more about what Mosy had said. He could only ever dream of having the level of passion and optimism the fellow mew seemed to beam out. Did he have something that drives him? Yes... Most certainly. But is it enough? What if being driven out of fear or obligation good enough? Should he feel more passion outside of the dire circumstances he was facing? Eden slouches slightly, tail swaying back and forth in deep thought. His own anxieties clouding his mind, rattling back and forth as he attempted to understand deeper on what Mosy was saying. He glances back over at the shiny mew for a moment, before his eyes quickly darted back to the ground, almost out of shame. Eden:... I think... I understand what you are trying to say... I mean I GET what you are saying but also just.. I don't know. Trying to wrap my own head around it.. I guess.. Eden: You seem.. very confident in yourself.. I guess I... e-envy that a bit... Eden looks back up at the sky, his ears flicked back with a more serious, but soft, expression. Eden:.... But it does help to know that... There was another mew who was like me... who didn't start off with all the fancy powers... but managed to achieve it... Eden looks back at Mosy for a moment, then looking away to look down at his own paws Eden: and you even got a lovely family out of it all too... Huh... Eden: I don't know if I'll ever get THAT much outta everything but.. It is nice to know.. it can be possible.. Eden smiles a bit Eden: Thank you for your advice.. I uh.. R-really do appreciate it. I'll try to remember that as I go along.. Eden: Maybe one day I'll be able to float and do stuff like you too..

Eden scrambles off the railing and back onto the ground, praying that the other mew didn't hear the awkward sentence that just left his mouth. Although he didn't mean it to come out awkwardly, the damage was done. He avoids eye contact and attempts to soothe his puffed fur Eden: B-BUT UH.. T-THANK YOU.. Y-YEAH.. I'LL.. TRY TO REMEMBER THAT... T-THANK YOU AGAIN.. FOR HAVING ME ON YOUR... P-pORCH... YEAH. - - - -

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[zzoupz]

anyone wanna volunteer to give me 1$ via buymeacoffee. for your troubles you get uhhh shitty 5 minutes more or less doodle

[dangaer]

don't ship with me my reply time can be anything from 1 week to 4 years and when I write asks you'll have to deal with novellas 💔

[that-handsome-rogue]

💔💔💔💔

What happened now?

[qoldenskies]

if you do end up making dynamic playlists PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE link 😢

im definitely gonna do that b team one very soon because theyre on my brain right now. ofc im always up to suggestions if anyone's got something that makes them think of them!

[evermoredeluxe]

the “they could never make me hate you” crowd go to the ends of the earth for that man even though the only things they know about him are based on what taylor said about him in the past like. joe alwyn they could never make me form a legitimate opinion on you.

no literally. ofc i don’t wish harm towards joe, but no way im gonna bend over backwards for him lmfao. im a swiftie, and i sympathize with taylor. im not a joe sympathizer lol

[soviet-siscon]

Im sorry to overstep but i need to tell you this, youre one of the only people on this side on tumblr that seems to share my point of view on incest. At one point we were mutuals on my old account and everytime i saw you talk about the serious and upsetting aspects of this i felt so very seen. Maybe its because i have experience with it beyond just weird roleplay but you really get me in a way its weird for a stranger to. No pressure to reply as i know this is weird but i just needed to put this somewhere. Selfishly i hope you do though.

oh hey! this is a sideblog so I'm not entirely sure what you mean by being mutuals (unless you mean from my main in which case hi lol) but I'm really glad you relate to a lot of stuff and feel seen :)

I've honestly only ever really ran into like two other people who ever "got it" so to speak and it was really helpful for me, so I'm glad i sometimes post about things that are helpful.

honestly it's a bit funny how hard it is to find ppl actually talking about incest on "the incest side of tumblr" -_-

if I'm allowed to ask, where there any posts/topics you found notable? it's always interesting for me to hear what things people appreciate