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dni if you dye your hair that one shade of blue/green/red/pink (you know the one), pissed off your parents by getting a piercing, wrote about a fandom youre in for school, go to bed past 3am and ignore that it’s a problem, buy graphic tees at shops like h&m, are in a polyamorous relationship with nobody you’ve met in real life before, have switched pronouns more than three times, lives in a blue state, are planning on taking hormones at some point in the future, were a theatre kid, used to have a close best friend as a kid but dont anymore, have gotten into trouble at school for defending people’s rights, watch the owl house, has called someone your blorbo out loud, cosplays minecraft youtubers, blocked someone for having different fandom opinions, actually uses youtube shorts, has an american accent, read homestuck, was active online before the age of 13, has gotten into tumblr discourse, still calls daniel howell danisnotonfire in your head, listens to gorillaz, hates kpop, used to be really into second gen kpop, have never travelled outside your country, wishes they never had to interact with your parent again, hate tiktok but still have an account, want an unconventional pet, have spent money on a gacha game
#thought itd be funny to make one of these#dni meme#dni list meme#that's 30 total statements in case people were wondering#unless i cant count#god i shouldve added is bad at maths
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I say to a tick
Bon appetit, but your feast
Like life, shall be quick
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Here's a Cult of the Lamb comic that I scripted on a whim and then spent. Actual time on.
I hope y'all like this cuz it was fun to make and. I spent actual time on it lmfao
(Also for the "brought Narinder back" line. I started a new save and I swear between my two saves he's died three times. This guy. Goodness gracious.)
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cotl#cotl fanart#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#not gonna tag the other bishops or sozo cuz theyre in it for like. 1 panel so i dont think that counts#see this is what happens when i get stressed out and have big feelings. i make stuff lmfao#but yea this was fun. and yea its 'angst' or whatever but its not sposed to be taken super seriously or anything#(unless u want to. i cant tell u what to do ig lmfao)#but yea this was fun. enjoy this thing that i spent actual time on.
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me when if wu is dead then that means that garmadon is the only oni/dragon hybrid left. he's the only one left who remembers what life was like thousands of years ago. he's alone, the last of his kind. that must be so isolating.
#i dont actually smoke this is a joke#but anyway#lloyd doesn't really count because his human side and because of how he rejects his oni/dragon heritage#i mean the fsm had his sons. wu didn't really indulge his oni/dragon heritage unless garm was around#garmadon is alone#i cant#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lord garmadon#garmadon#emperor garmadon#ninjago garmadon#ninjago spoilers#yes the shutterstock is supposed to be there#tw smoking#tw smoke#tw cigarettes
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Wait im sorry if like youve talked about this before but what is everyones roles in the fantasy au 👁️👁️ or jobs?
i've just Thought Aloud in bits and pieces but hey. i feel like talking today so i'll put it all in one place with Updated Thinkings
(i like to imagine that they all kinda Quit their initial jobs/lives to go adventuring with each other, either by choice or... not. except Howdy, who's a multitasking king). the Neighborhood party earns their wages by completing jobs/quests, though some of them have minor supplemental ways of adding to the coin collection
Wally, of course, didn't really have much of a Before. he didn't intend on becoming a warlock/wizard - that choice was kinda made for him by the circumstances of his existence. but Wally had to pretend to be a wizard for his own safety, and wizards have a sort of societal expectation to be Helpful and Magical and Wise and Existing For Public Service. so while Wally would have rather just been a painter, he's obligated to be a wizard - that's technically his role/job. within the Neighborhood party, he's a bit of a distance fighter/support! he doesn't really do the whole up-close / physical aspect of battle, though he technically knows how. He casts spells from afar, which tend to be widely benign. artsy little cantrips and inconveniences to make it harder for the enemy to fight. he's also a bit of a bloodhound - illusions don't trick him, he can "see" most magic, and he's really good at getting around unnoticed. if they're stuck somewhere, Wally can probably get them out
Barnaby's "job" before going adventuring with Wally - it started out as just the two of them! - was just working on the farm with Ms. Beagle, where he had been his entire life. Sure he'd sometimes do public performances/acts in town, which would earn him extra coin, but that was more of a paying hobby than anything (a paying hobby he will Continue) in the Neighborhood, he's... uh. their cheerleader? that's not entirely inaccurate! he's not big on combat or effort i'd reckon, so he prefers to just keep morale high. offer background music, funny commentary, jokes to lighten the mood, mediate tensions, etc. if necessary, he makes good backup - he has his illusions of course, and he Does pack a mighty punch if need be! he's also very helpful when retreating - he can grab the smaller party members and run
Wormie is the group mascot <3
Sally was a bit lost before joining the party - i like to think that she was constantly on the move as part of a traveling theater troupe, but she wasn't the star or director. she was just part of the group, uninspired and with a full well of untapped potential. one day she up and left (dramatically) to find her own inspiration/muse & path to stardom, which ended up being several years of wandering until she happened across the budding Neighborhood and went "this! this will be the source of my stories!" as for her role, she's a bit of an everyman. front lines fighter, entertainer, mediator, etc. she views herself as the party "leader", or rather, their Manager. she keeps the party entertained with stories, and bolsters their reputation in the same manner. in a battle she's a bit of a powerhouse - her light magic is useful both in combat and entertainment! she keeps a "book" of the Neighborhood's exploits (she swears it will be edited/published someday) holy shit she's moominpappa, and in their Extended downtime she writes and throws plays inspired by their adventures at their home base (town).
Eddie was still, originally, a mailman. or i suppose in a fantasy setting - a courier! until one day he saw a group of people being attacked by some bandits, managed to fight them off, and immediately got roped into helping rescue the folks' entire town from the bigger group of bandits. then they told others about Eddie's help, they wanted his help too, one thing after another and now he's got a full set of armor, a sword, a shield, and his whole thing is saving people. huh? how did that happen? he was delivering letters a month ago! if i had to give him a title... i'd say he's a Protector! he seems like the type! he always has his fellow adventurer's backs - i bet he has his hands full trying to cover everyone at once. outside of combat, he's still very helpful and does whatever is asked of him / needed. collecting firewood! pitching tents! stirring soup! getting Frank to remove a centipede from camp! in downtime he probably takes small bodyguarding gigs. he also is a minor healer - he took some sorta oath for some sorta god (or virtue) that he can't remember, but he has minor healing/cleansing powers. he's also good at sniffing out evil & dark magic! some would joke that he's the party's guard dog
Frank was raised in a monastery that believes in "using your body to fight for the greater good". this was not his job when they became old enough to actually Act on his training! nah they ran away in his mid teens because they wanted to fight things on his own terms. also they want to study bugs more than anything, which he does! for a long time! then they meet a certain princess, befriends her, and helps her run away. he only joins the Neighborhood because Julie wants to, and it's a good way to travel - read: study more arthropods - and earn coin. fighting is a bonus aspect Frank's role is... front line fighter, bookkeeper, and the Guy Who Knows Things! what monster are they dealing with? what are its strengths/weaknesses? Frank probably knows! can they afford a room or two at an Inn? Frank knows (no, they cannot)! who's throwing themself into direct mortal danger with gusto? it's Frank! no but really, Frank is like their resident nerd who can beat pretty much all of them in hand-to-hand. in downtime he probably has a garden purposefully full of plants that can be left alone for long periods of time... maybe they sell half the things grown for extra coin!
Julie, of course, was a princess! that was her whole job! it was incredibly boring and restricting, so she ran away with the help of a funny nerd. after that her whole life was just "avoid getting recognized while figuring out how to live in a world without the comforts/ease of castle life". i'd think she much prefers her new one! as a role, Julie joins Barn and Sally in the "entertainment category". while they entertain with humor/stories respectively, Julie goes straight for games and activities to fill the lull between action. keep the blood pumping, spirits high, and bonds Solid! camp games, road games, locked-in-a-dungeon games! in combat, she's on the front lines with her oversized sword. i think another fitting role would be "navigator" - she can ask plants for directions! technically Julie is a secret powerhouse. her flora magic is insanely powerful, though she prefers not to use it for several reasons
Poppy, i like to think, did indeed have a bakery. it was well-loved in her community, her staff were wonderful people, and it all burned down in a night due to raiders. luckily for Poppy and her town, Eddie was nearby and got on the case to get rid of their problem - maybe Poppy felt obligated to help in some shape or form, and Eddie wound up inspiring her to learn healing magic. She moved into the town that would become the not-yet-existing Neighborhood's HQ to try and restart her business, but it just wasn't the same, and she had gotten a taste of what it would be like to directly save/heal people Poppy is the party's cook, healer, and ultimate voice of caution! the most she'll do in battle is sprint into danger to drag an injured person to safety for healing - she doesn't have a combative bone in her body i'd guess! does she enjoy being in the Neighborhood? eh... it's stressful and terrifying, but she couldn't live with herself if she let them all brave the wild without an adequate healer OR an adequate cook. i like to think that she saw the state they were traveling in and went "oh no"
Howdy, of course, has his tavern! it's a popular hub for travelers, townsfolk, pretty much anyone and everyone. of course it helps that it's the only tavern in town! the only reason Barnaby managed to convince Howdy to join the Neighborhood on one of their jobs is because Howdy realized that he can widen his net & sell to new people On The Go. finally, a use for that magic backpack collecting dust in his room! Howdy got a taste for adventuring and joins the Neighborhood every once in a while, usually only for shorter jobs - he doesn't want to be away from his tavern for too long his roles are support, professional haggler, sarcastic commentary. he doesn't have a crumb of magic in him, but he's clever! he's learned how to make his own support items - including his fancy revolvers with magical crayonsbullets. Howdy rarely fights, choosing to watch over his pack, dole out items when needed, and listen to Barnaby's running commentary. when it is necessary that he join in on combat, he can usually clear the playing field in a matter of moments. he's skilled with both the revolvers and using his own items - he's a one man four armed army!
Home's job is "keep Wally upright and powered". they prefer to be an observer in all situations, even after their existence becomes common knowledge to the Neighborhood. the most Home will do is nudge Wally in the right direction or alert him to something important. Home's literally just hanging out behind Wally's eyes w/ a bucket of popcorn. unless something happens to his beloved little puppet, in which case Home becomes the biggest baddest bitch around and sends everyone else to the bench
tl;dr: Wally: support fighter, magic geiger counter, escape artist Barnaby: entertainer, backup Wormie: mascot Sally: storyteller, fighter, Manager Eddie: protector, minor healer, "paladin" Frank: bookkeeper, fighter, scholar Julie: activities director, navigator, fighter Poppy: cook, healer, overthinker Howdy: tavernkeeper, inventor, support Home: just keeping an eye out
#THERE'S A TL;DR AT THE END BTW#YOU DONT HAFTA READ ALL THAT#honestly thinking about them fighting is so funny#bc like... out of the 9 of them technically only 5 actually fight#Unless frank needs to sit one out to research#then its 4!#so you've got four guys fighting for their fucking lives while everyone else is just vibing off to the side#honestly half of the appeal of fantasy aus is the Fun Combat Aspect#not only the actual fights but also! sparring! practicing with each other!#its about frank teaching wally how to throw a punch & wally immediately decking him right in the face! Accidentally!#its also about the Camping. and the Healing. and the Trusting Each Other With Your Lives.#found family it up babeyyyyyyy#rambles from the bog#wh fantasy au#just realized that ~In Canon~ if anything the neighbors are Forced Family#they dont have a choice! they're in it together whether they like it or not!#and i say 'if anything' bc ehhhh i dont really think they count... are they more like coworkers? but yk#this is an au post i cant be speculating on The Delightful Source here
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The whole joji - filthy frank wiki debacle.
#he actually mentioned working on an ''infographic''/something that would be accurate to the lore/replace the wiki once or twice after that#but it never ended up happening#unless you count the book ig. i think he kinda talked about it on twitter as if it was the lore accurate thing he was working on for years#anyway.#this whole situation is a little fucked. the man clearly values his privacy but people really took a mile when they got offered an inch.#it obviously scared him off. the great 2014 joji identity crisis strikes again. cant blame him.#joji#george kusunoki miller#joji miller#filthy frank#fan wiki#im not going to lie tho. i really really like the photo he posted to prove that he was really who he said he was.#he looks so kissable#also sorry for being ''An Fag'' is a stellar comeback.
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3 months since we've been able to pinpoint togo shiba's position
#besides flashbacks#what is it called if you cant stop repeating a phrase that you didnt even hear#i love saying what i havent pinpointed is togo shiba's position#all the time#i miss him tails i miss him a lot#kagurabachi#my post#its been 13 chapters#unless you count the two panels in 46 but they were kinda flashbacks
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ZIMPAI STORY PART 6: A CONFESSION OF OBSESSION 🥺👉👈
(YALL THIS IS GONNA BE THE LAST PART FJDJFDJ CUZ I HAVE TO END THIS WEIRD STORY BEFORE I BURN ANYONE ELSES BRAINCELLS AGAIN)
(AND THIS IS GONNA BE MY THING FOR ZIMDAY/IZDAY LOL)
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“LIEEESSS!” The alien desperately screeched out loud on the top of his lungs (or whatever aliens had). Dib raised an eyebrow in confusion, distracting him from the overwhelming sadness he was trying to hide. “I…uhhh- didn’t say anything…?”
Zimpai blinked and tried to regain his composure. He slowly took a step back and tried to escape. Dib-chan tilted his head, and his hair bone scythe hair cowlick thingy turned into a light bulb as a thought struck him. “C-could it be…”
Just as the big headed boy opened his mouth to let out his undeniably kawaii anime voice, Zim-kun began to run and covered his nonexistent ears.
“Z-Zimpai has…a…a…”
Dib-Chan’s delicate pretty voice suddenly became deep and sounded like he was a macho and buff man. “CRUSHY WUSHY LUSHY USHY BLUSHY CRUSHY ON MEEEE!11!1!1!1!11”
The yell was so loud and ear piercing that the whole ground collapsed while everything around Dib got pushed away by 999999999 kilometers.
This was so powerful that even Gaz became flabberGAZted by this and was more concerned than ever. “TAK- WHY THE ACTUAL HELL DID YOU MAKE THE ANIME BEAM DO THIS???”
Tak, despite her messy hair and being literally yeeted away by an incredibly long distance from a pathetic lover boy, was still smiling smugly and just shrugged. “I had the most tragic villain story from the most stupid defective Irken of destruction demolishing a vending machine. His stupid lover obviously has to be as insane as he is.”
Back with our main character idiots here, Dibby boi realised what he has done and sobbed, “Z-Zimpai my pookie…! I didn’t mean to hurt you like thisss…!!” (he obviously did lolll)
From 999 something kilometers whatever that number I typed earlier (oh wait I can copy and paste but oh well) away, the green space cockroach creechur growled, “GRGRGRRR YOUUU…!! YOUUUU!! WHEN YOU YOUUU!11!1!1 YOUUU MADE ME MAAADDD GRGRGRGRHDIEJDEKJ” (bro this space boi couldn’t hear dib a shmillion times even when he was 1 inch away from him but now he can-)
(wAIT I SHOULD MAKE LESS BRACKETED TEXTS SORRY-)
Instead of apologizing again, Dib got mad at Zim too because it would be too out of character if the boys didn’t fight each other here as it was still an ENEMIES to lovers arc after all.
Deeb Doob Dob Dib’s voice became all buff again as he himself became buff too, electricity surging all around him. He then ascended from the ground, T-posing and let the mysterious anime power carry him towards the alien.
The alien boi zimmediately tried to become as buff as Dibby boi did by casually grabbing a machine that was 69 420 times his size in his PAK and blasted himself with it, causing his scrawny-looking green arms to develop more and more muscles and become as buff as Dib was.
The boys just stared each other down, eyes glowing while T-posing in front of each other.
Dib-chan then broke the silence that lasted for 10 hours by saying in a small and cute voice while still in that buff state
“…Z-zim-kun I… I… l-love y-you…”
Zim then reverted back to his cutesy smol chibi shape and responded with a little “B-baka!!” even when Dib didn’t finish the sentence.
Surprised by that, the big headed boy also reverted back into his original pathetic form and giggled, “I love you….your mom!” He laughed even more and smirked. Zim was taken aback and felt his heart— whatever aliens had shatter into smithereens. Was this really how Dib felt…? Was it all just a silly little game…?
Before Zim could take get out his PAK legs to absolutely destroy and obliterate the human, Dib laughed once more and threw that one love letter to Zim, smacking his face and not the back of his bald head this time.
“Nahhh! Just kidding, and uh- happy birthday, I guess…” Dib looked away quickly as the butterflies returned in his stomach. Dang it— he forgot how cute his crush looked despite how stupid he was…
“Ehhh- birthday?? Invaders don’t NEED pathetic Urth birthdays!”
“Yeah, yeah— but today is still special, y’know? It’s the day you set your little alien foot on this planet!”
Zim tried not to smile at his beloved nemesis remembering AND writing some letter to him for this day. But then…
“WAIT! How did you know it’s today?? We met at the disgusting skool one or two days after I landed on this filthy planet!!”
Dib smiled and responded, “I’m a paranormal investigator! Of COURSE I know the exact day an alien comes here!”
“You were a creepy stalker from the start, Dib-thing… even before becoming those… yhaaan-deers…”
“You’re creepy too, y’know!! And you were so weird too! In fact- everything was so weird earlier… nothing new, I guess!” Dib chuckled.
Zim coughed and shifted his eyes away from Dib, yet getting closer beside him. “…Yeah. Very…strange…”
Dib-ch- I mean DIB noticed this and leaned closer and closer to Zim and….
HELD HIS HANDDDD!1?1!?!1?11!1! SO SCANDALOUS!! THE END-
(Just kidding :3)
…he affectionately smooched the bug boy’s cheek! This gesture was so sweet that even the usually cold Gaz let out an “awww!” along with every other bystander around them!
The gay boys finally completed their enemies to lovers arc….
…until the cartoon resets again and everyone forgot what happened !
The end uwu
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KFKDFKDKDKD HELP ITS ACTUALLY OVER AHHFJDJDDJD
THIS STORY HAS BEEN… SOMETHING! LOLL IF U ACTUALLY READ THIS, OR EVEN READ ALL THE WAY FROM THE START- I JUST WANNA SAY THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR ALL UR SUPPORT AND STILL STICKING BY DESPITE THE SLOW UPDATES AND THE LOW QUALITY WRITING AND PHONE DOODLES!
Honestly, I’m gonna miss this story, so maybe I’m still gonna make things for it in the future like doodle comics or more writings but after the reset! Anyway… again thanks so much for reading this if u did and have the bestest day or night! Don’t let the buff boys haunt you XD
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#KFDKKDKD#U GUYS WONT HAVE ANY MORE HORRIBLE HORRIFYING THING THAT WILL MELT UR BRAIN CELLS NOW#UNLESS U COUNT THE REST OF MY BLOG#DJDJ#YEAAAH U GUYS CANT ESCAPE MY CRINGE AS LONG AS I EXIST HEHEHEE#ZIMPAI STORY#ZIMPAI#ZIM-KUN#DIB-CHAN#anonymoosen#moosenarts#my art#aka low quality phone doodles#my writing#(horrible writing)#izday#Zimday#happy bday zim :3
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the obsession with straight teeth is something i will never understand
#and white teeth#they look fucking ridiculous#anyone with whitened teeth count your actual days#just let people exist omg#like braces honestly its just lane#lame*#unless theres an Actual Physical Issue like you cant eat properly its just ???#like im sooorry but i just dont get it#blah blah!#not 75 stuff
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i think that they should stop re releasing the classic sonic games over and over again and start making the modern games that were only ever playable on one or two older consoles more accessible
#actually they should stop re releasing the classic sonic games over and over UNLESS they are gonna include knuckles chaotix for once#i think thats the only classic game thats never been re released at all?#not counting random obscure arcade games anyway#to be clear i think it IS a good thing that theyre making sure the classic games are accessible on modern consoles#that means more people who want to play them will be able to play them#i just find it a bit annoying that they re release those games over and over and over again#to the point where theres 3 different ways to play sonic 2 on nintendo switch#while theres still quite a few modern sonic games that a lot of people cant play#unless they have a specific console thats not available anymore#im not giving sega Too much credit thouhg because didnt they also#take all the individual listings for the classic games off of steam once sonic origins came out#to force people to buy all of them at once for 40 dollars if they wanted to play any of them#instead of just letting people pick and choose the ones that they want for only a few dollars
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anyways live love laugh jiraikei sena
#had this link saved from my mogetwt doomscrolling a while back s o o o o#i still think she was kinda robbed for the fashion collab thoughhhh#wasnt her main collab that kawaiku naritai makeup thing(?) from forever ago?#give her more fashion collab features pls she’s our model!!!!!#though hm. come to think of it lxl and mona have both had makeup collabs too huh… and minami had that y mobile v.tuber thing…#ft4 havent had a collab yet… have they? unless you count the arcade plushie thingamajigs#though!!!!!!!! speaking of plushies!!!!!!! minami’s the only main idol series idol to not have a plushie!!!!!! minami nui when???#cant believe we’ll get chizuchan figurine before minami nui smh#thoughhh… hmmm… i kinda miss sena though… kawaii riyu mv w h e n—#(yes yes ik she was featured in mona popup shop merch but we havent seen much of her as a main character lately…)#(live love laugh chozetsukawaii-style sena btw)
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OKAY FOLLOW UP QUESTION
would you say HE has anime hair vents?
#like are they vents or just peaky bangs?#i would personally say yes bc unless you count that time pako slicked the bangs back or put the headband over them they basically stay put#even when the rest gets straightened up#plus imo he looks off without them. like he cant thermoregulate. even#my post#im conducting important research
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On the one hand I agree dogs are capable of understanding when a behaviour is allowable and when it is not (ie, dog wearing a service vest to work versus not wearing a service vest), but, sorry, I don't think it's applicable with some dogs and some sports.
#this is about the bitesports dog at the national that heard a gunshot and then bit the judge#who was not wearing a suit or sleeve or any sort of gear (unless you count jeans and a t shirt as gear) lmao#not trained in personal protection just. bitesports for fun#cant say i blame the dog but i think thats something the owner should have anticipated if they were going to enter the dog in a temperament#test that includes gunshots
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ok ok i got one
#i cant think of any others rn please tell me if i missed one you really like#personally my favorite is the satbk one its so good#these are all. idk genuine ? quotes btw i didnt do any silly ones. unless you count the colors one but i like that one#and theyre all said by sonic himself not the other characters#if i did one eith other characters shadows whole 'if the world chooses to become my enemy' line would definitely be on there#anyways#rambles#polls
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"i really suck with faces so i didn't put it together that masato arakawa was ryo aoki until the game outright said it, among a lot of other things including aizawa in the arena in 5, or tanimura as a playable character in 4- i never fucking realized until i watched tehsnakerer's vid that he was the officer in chapter 1. i may be stupid"
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza 7#yakuza like a dragon#masato arakawa#ryo aoki#masato aizawa#masayoshi tanimura#confession#sfw#046#tbh anon i think youre being too hard on yourself with this LMAO#we never see aoki's face UNTIL the reveal (unless you wanna count the jumbotron at the start of chapter 2 but he's blurry so)#plus he looks INCREDIBLY different from masato.. not to mention he's wearing glasses now so you cant even see his face fully#so it's fair to not immediately get it. it makes sense for ichi to since he knew him since he was a teenager#as for aizawa- valid i forgot about him up until the arena scene LMAOOOO#idk what you mean about tanimura tho.. like did you not recognize him from the intro is that what you mean#i mean... L on your part then he the ONLY DUDE wearing a blue jacket 😩#but yeah other two. Totally Valid for it not to click
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Me waiting for the thin line of light-colored hair on my stomach to turn into a beautiful happy trail
#i know that it already is one technically#but it doesnt count if you cant see it unless youre like inspecting it okay#its practically invisible#trans man#transmasc#ftm hrt
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