#unknown pets in stress dreams just coming out of everywhere

[blightowl]

I have similar dreams but with guinea pigs and cats! Usually the dream jiminiy pigs are ones that I've been pet sitting or keeping secretly in my room ???? but I don't realize I have them until I'm in my room and whoop there's a pig pig. Oh yeah that's mine but I haven't fed them for the last six months uh crap ok find food oh no there's more now oh no crap what if my housemates find out they hate rodents

Except they already know and don't I remember the three cats they adopted a few weeks ago? These four new cats are getting along just fine. The seven of them are even friendly with our existing cats who even include cats from my childhood and there are 20 cats in the house and 10 or 15 guinea pigs

And then the stress gets worse and I'm in Vermont

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

[lovelornes-archive]

𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻

repost, don’t reblog !

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

full name.  J S Callensburg. pronunciation.  Jay. nicknames.    a plethora of pet names. height.   5′3″ age.   25. zodiac.   gemini. languages.    english.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

hair colour.    platinum blonde. eye colour.   emerald green.   skin tone.    a fair peachy complexion.   body type.    Lithe, dainty, not much muscle definition and thats the way she likes it. She does excessive on occasion however to keep up her physique.  accent.    american, she tends to speak breathy and always has a mild seductive tone. Other than that she sounds rather vapid just from her voice, but she will drop the sexy facade when she’s more comfortable around you. dominant hand.  right handed. posture.    Perfect and pristine. She needs to give off an aura of allure as well as confidence so she keeps herself proper.    tattoos.   none. most noticeable features.   She’s very pretty. J’s clothing choices are also notable. She has very expensive tastes, ranging from refined to eccentric but no matter what she always looks good.

CHILDHOOD.

place of birth.   Ohio. hometown.    idk. birth weight / height.   unknown. first words.     unknown. siblings.  none. parents.   a mother , a father, an adoptive mother. parental involvement.   CSA TW.    Her mother was a very strict catholic who would regularly spank her for misbehaving. Her father was evidently kinder, supporting J’s interests in singing and her infatuation with Marilyn Monroe. However her father sexually assaulted J at age ten, to which her mother walked in on and immediately shot and killed him with a revolver. J’s mother was then institutionalized and J was later adopted by Miss Callensburg, the director of an all boys boarding school.

ADULT LIFE

occupation.  Club singer, sex worker. current residence.    New York City. close friends.  nobody in particular, Rita is notable however. relationship status.   in a complicated relationship with a man named Arthur who owns and runs the club she works at. It’s very unhealthy.  financial status.   very well off. driver’s license.   none. criminal record.   skipping classes when in school? underage drinking, petty theft, bar fights...

SEX & ROMANCE.

sexual orientation.    bisexual. romantic orientation.    panromantic. preferred emotional role.  submissive | dominant | switch  |  unsure preferred sexual role.  submissive |  dominant  |  switch |  sex repulsed libido.   Very high. She’s very much sexually active in and out of her line of work.    turn on’s.   sweet talk, praise, body worship, dirty talk, hair pulling, emotional intimacy, light bondage, biting, she’s willing to try a lot of stuff, letting her top you   turn off’s.   cheap cologne and stupidity. love language.   Physical touch, gifts. relationship tendencies.   Due to her past dealings with abusive relationships J has come to the conclusion she is someone able to be bought and sold for a pretty penny. She gets jealous and angry at her partners when they go off with someone else, she expresses her feelings is unproductive ways but she doesn’t leave her partner despite their cruelness. She’s easily manipulated in a sense, but it’s more so she knows whats going on but doesn’t feel like she’s worth anything better. She’s prone to unbalanced relationships and doesn’t exactly know what to do with healthy ones.

MISCELLANEOUS.

character’s theme song.     Any of Marilyn Monroe’s songs, because that is after all her signature. but besides that, Lana del Rey’s entire discography, that gives me major muse, as well as Laura by Bat for Lashes hobbies to pass the time.     shopping, taking bubble baths, maybe some light reading, singing to herself, hanging around the club and entertaining guests. mental illnesses.   post traumatic stress disorder. physical illnesses.  none. left or right brained .   right brained. fears.   Being alone, J is very clingy and she can’t stand being left alone or under the perception she’s been left alone. Betrayal, abandonment, she’s terrified.  She still has frequent nightmares involving the abuse and assault she’s faced as a child and growing up. She’s afraid of not being good enough for the one she loves. self confidence level.    this is a bit complex. She exudes confidence that borders on narcissism. She knows she’s beautiful and talented and charming, she knows all this and flaunts it with everything she’s got. But when it comes to self worth, it’s different. She has barely any. So her confidence is almost a facade she keeps up to strive for her dreams, but through the years she’s degraded herself and will become anything to reach her dreams of being a star which has really deprecated how she treats herself. Vulnerabilities: Her emotions tend to get the best of her.

tagged by:   I got tagged for a different blog but I’m gonna do this everywhere now. tagging:  @shibuyasdiv @chuujn @altarfated @brknsh

[she-who-the-river-could-not-hold]

100 Questions!

Tagged by the wonderful @janes-mike, @caseyk112, and @el-and-hop! Thank you!!

1. What is your nickname? People call me Kat and Kath usually! The Kath originally was just an online nickname but then my boyfriend’s coworker called me it this weekend so it’s an official one now! I just let people decide if they want to use a nickname I always go by my full name otherwise

2. How old are you? 23! I turn 24 in less than a month though yikes

3. What is your birth month? July!

4. What is your zodiac sign? sun sign: cancer, moon sign: aries

5. What is your favorite color? black

6. What’s your lucky number? eh I don't really have one

7. Do you have any pets? sadly no, but my parents have a cat and a dog back home!

8. Where are you from? Idaho

9. How tall are you? 5' 6"

10. What shoe size are you? 9

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? I don't even know it's a lot lol

12. Are you random? I am such a creature of habit it's actually absurd

13. Last person you texted? my parents!

14. Are you psychic in any way? the closest I've gotten was having a dream about my teeth rotting only to go to the dentist to find out I was having issues with my gums

15. Last TV show watched? idk if I watched TV this past week? probably Altered Carbon or the 100

16. Favorite movie? IMPOSSIBLE. Potential answers are Mad Max: Fury Road or Gone Girl

17. Favorite show from your childhood? Idk the name of it but there was a show hosted by Michelle Trachtenberg where she talked about haunted places? or one called "Endurance"

18. Do you want children? yes! probably no more than two though

19. Do you want a church wedding? ehhhhh not sure. Not really but also it seems stressful to get married outside. Maybe I'll say fuck it and elope at the Taco Bell Cantina in Vegas where you can get married.

20. What is your religion? theistic agnostic with interest in wicca (and witchcraft but I know that’s not considered a religion usually but more of a spirituality?)

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? not since being born!

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? closest I got was running a stop sign in college but I just got a warning

23. How is life? life is good right now!! really thankful

24. Baths or showers? showers but only because I live in an apartment. My bath tub is tiny af

25. What color socks are you wearing? I'm wearing those footie sock thingies for when you wear slides so like a tan color

26. Have you ever been famous? I guess getting voted to homecoming court in high school counts? pretty sure it was a fluke though I didn't like many people hahah

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? only for the money but so much else of it suckkkkss

28. What type of music do you like? everything pretty much? I suppose I don't listen to country music much but as a whole I listen to a wide variety

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? nope not really my thing

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I have four on my bed but usually use two

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my side

32. How big is your house? my apartment is a pretty good size I think for being in the city, it’s a two bedroom/two bath condo 

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? a protein bar or toast!

34. Have you ever left the country? yes!

35. Have you ever tried archery? I might have at church camp once but I don’t really remember if I was good at it, I’d love to do it at a renaissance fair sometime!

36. Do you like anyone? I do and luckily he likes me too! three years and strong

37. Favorite swear word? fuck, it works for so many things. ass clown. bastards.

38. When do you fall asleep? usually around 11-11:30, I’d love to make that earlier

39. Do you have any scars? a couple leftover from the chicken pox!

40. Sexual orientation? straight

41. Are you a good liar? depends on what I’m trying to lie about

42. What languages would you like to learn? I used to be able to speak German so I’d love to get back into that! And then Spanish since I think that’s important as a person in the United States and I hate how bad I am at it

43. Top 10 songs? REFUSING TO ANSWER THIS

44. Do you like your country? Hmmmmmmmmmm. Yes and no. Currently our worst aspects are hella on display and I hate a lot of it. But I also enjoy living here since it’s where I’ve grown up and I’m interested in helping improve it. But obviously thanks to current politics I’m pretty angry about the state of things.

45. Do you have friends from the web? Oh man I’ve made so many friends on Tumblr in the last year! so yes I do!

46. What is your personality type? creative, type A

47. Hogwarts House? Slytherin

48. Can you curl your tongue? yep! just the hot dog style though not the clover thing

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? Hermione Granger 100%

50. Left or right handed? right, though I can sorta write with my left hand since I tried to train myself how to do it in high school

51. Are you scared of spiders? oh my god yes

52. Favorite food? ahhhhh. Maybe BBQ (South Carolina style) or Tex-Mex

53. Favorite foreign food? Probably Italian followed by German

54. Are you a clean or messy person? v messy but I’m really really really trying to get better

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? go out at night and not be afraid. enjoy having pockets.

56. What color underwear? uhh blue? I think?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? if it’s a normal morning, Usually an hour. I’ll start showering around 7:30ish and then I’m usually dressed and ready by 8:30-40ish.

58. Do you have much of an ego? In some regards yes, in some no. I’m extremely confident in my work and what I put out there, but when it comes to myself as a person I have zero ego hahaha. Very far from it.

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? I wait to bite until it’s nearly gone!

60. Do you talk to yourself? I mean internally yeah? but that’s just thinking right? so yes?

61. Do you sing to yourself? mmm not really. I’ll drunkenly sing but not a lot no

62. Are you a good singer? NOPE LOLOLOLOL

63. Biggest Fears? failure, not accomplishing my goals

64. Are you a gossip? I try not to be but I’m susceptible to it

65. Are you a grammar nazi? I used to be a lot worse but for the most part I’ve relaxed, unless it’s at work

66. Do you have long or short hair? I have medium length hair on the shorter end!

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? it took me ages to find a quiz that didn’t have a map with it but I was able to get 41/50 from memory in 4 minutes!

68. Favorite school subject? always was Art and English which has worked out pretty well!

69. Extrovert or Introvert? extrovert! to the fullest of the definition 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? nope! probably won’t because that shit sounds terrifying to me

71. What makes you nervous? the idea of failing, disappointing people I love

72. Are you scared of the dark? kinda? a bit of the unknown aspect of it

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? yessssss 

74. Are you ticklish? terribly so but I’ve found the older you get the less people try to tickle you THANK GOD I will fight anyone that touches me

75. Have you ever started a rumor? not to my knowledge

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? yes!

77. Have you ever drank underage? Yep! though only a year or so off from the legal age

78. Have you ever done drugs? nope! I don’t think briefly smoking a cigarette, cigar, and hookah thing once each really count. Smoking is even a dramatic way to described it. Puffed a couple times and passed it off because meh.

79. What do you fantasize about? having enough money to be able to live in the place I want and have it furnished like I want, be able to travel everywhere, pay back my parents for everything they’ve helped me with, spoil the shit out of people, being able to donate to as many charities and creators that I can

80. How many piercings do you have? none! closed up my earlobes in middle school

81. Can you roll your R’s? I’m so hilariously bad at this it’s impossible for me

82. How fast can you type? I think last time I tested myself I did 90 wpm and 76 if I was typing on my phone

83. How fast can you run? not fast at all but I’m working on it

84. What color is your hair? brown

85. What color are your eyes? brown

86. What are you allergic to? nothing! unless it’s bullshit

87. Do you keep a journal? Tumblr count? otherwise nope

88. Are you depressed about anything? If I think too long about how we’re not doing anything about this planet, the lack of interest in gun control from our legislators, or the deaths in the Middle East that are at the fault of the US (intentionally or by us ignoring those who need help) I feel really helpless and sad. But nah not really. 

89. Do you like your age? 23 is... chill. I think I’ve got until 25 to panic.

90. What makes you angry? EVERYTHING. Incompetent coworkers who don’t respect my job or process. Republicans across the board and a shit ton of establishment Democrats. That our Earth is dying. How people in this city don’t hold doors open for anyone. Wars that we support or won’t get out of or turn our cheeks to (as a nation). My inability to actually take care of myself/my laziness.

91. Do you like your own name? Yeah it’s cool! I like it more now I think. I also like old-fashioned sounding names.

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? I can’t speak for my very younger self but not that I can remember

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I’d be fine with either! I’d have to scramble if I had only boys though I have infinitely more “girl” names that I like

94. What talents do you have? graphic design, art, writing, photography, badass houses in the sims (jk I’m okay at it), terrible puns

95. Sun or moon? MOON always

96. How did you get your name? it’s my late grandmother’s name!

97. Are you religious? Not massively, I grew up Lutheran and then went to a couple of different churches. Went through a hard atheist phase in middle school. Now I’m most comfortable identifying with the term agnostic theistic since long story short I’m not against the concept of a higher being, I believe things happen for a reason, I’ve always believed in energies, which can be connected to meditation and praying. I’m currently researching wicca and witchcraft though I’m probably far off from identifying with either of those. Oops that was long I have a lot of thoughts.

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? I haven’t actually, though considered one in high school for a brief amount of time.

99. Color of your bedspread? white with black flowers and green petals!

100. Color of your room? white walls since I’m renting

Tagging: @thezoomermax, @dustinhendrsn, @jane-el-hopper, @littledancersun, @sweet-sugar-sunsets, and @the-most-beautiful-broom!

[the-mf-bread-babies]

– REBUILD III –

RUNAWAY RENEGADES

· COLLECTION 1 ·

“backstories”

———————————————————

- VOLUME ONE -

Dennis, Aaron, Damon, Sawblade

It was a normal (or was it?) day. The alarm on the boy's phone rang loudly, and he woke up.

Two hours late. It was a Monday.

Too tired to care, he fell back down to his bed and went on his phone. He opened Twitter and was shocked to spot the #1 trending hashtag:

#DojaCatIsOkAgainParty

He rejoiced, opening it to find millions of tweets without any context. After ignoring various fancams that made him lose hope in the current situation, he stumbled upon a thread explaining the current situation.

“#DojaCatIsOkAgainParty : A THREAD <3” The first tweet twote, accompanied with four pictures: One of Doja Cat herself, one of Nicki Minaj, another of whoever becomes the next US president, and Lana Del Rey. What the hell is going on?

“As we all know, Doja Cat, Beyoncé, and many other artists have somehow been cancelled by Lana Del Rey within a week in May of 2020,” Okay… “This is due to Lana's satanic powers.” Oh, okay. Yeah, this was the same account who said that Avril Lavigne has a clone. Who was part of the CIA. Sure, man, whatever.

“At 3:56 AM today, Doja Cat had kidnapped [insert 46th president here] and escorted him to a secondary location. Then, Nicki stabbed the shit outta him. This has caused the America fandom to go insane.” what. “Lana was behind this. As we all know, she and Jessie J had hacked into The Pentagon and made Beyonce Knowles president, for clout.” what.

He put down his phone, questioning what the hell Stan Twitter was on now. The boy approached his cat, Sawblade, who was sleeping on the floor. Sawblade yawned dramatically and circled the boy's legs. He picked her up and laid her onto his bed.

“kwjdkwjjrjrjrkjwkjwjrkj” The cat purred. His phone buzzed. It was a notification from PlayStation Messages. He opened it, eager to know if one of his friends finally wanted to play multiplayer with him.

“#0.00 NULL$$ - Hello PLAYSTATION user! We at NULL HQ politely invite you to join us in making the world a better place one job at a time. Kindly go to this location and sign up for one of our many job offers! No résumé needed, only experience, hard work, and an interview and a fitness test! We hope to see you soon!”

Oh, a scam. He took a screenshot of the text, and then immediately blocked and reported the user, NULL000000. Huh, odd username. Whatever, he's not gonna reply–

One DM from Twitter.

NULL AGENCIES ✓ – @NULLhiring

“#0.00 NULL$$ - Hello TWITTER user! We at NULL HQ politely invite you to join us in making the world a better place one job at a time. Kindly go to this location and sign up for one of our many job offers! No résumé needed, only experience, hard work, and an interview and a fitness test! We hope to see you soon!”

The same thing, huh? This NULL guy really wants his money, he guesses. First Nicki commits manslaughter and now he keeps getting the same scam messages? It's only been not even an hour today and yet so much has happened. What next, Enya comes out of hiding?

“BuzzFeed News: Famous singer Enya comes out of her big-ass castle to collaborate with Nyan Neko Sugar Girls creators for new Apple TV miniseries”

Damn, okay, this is a dream. The boy wrapped himself in a blanket, hugged his bolster and wriggled around, trying to sleep. He couldn't, so he went back on Twitter.

jimin is fr**kin DEAD (@bangtanctwice):

“dont s-word me but like why is l/*n//a out of prison again. i thought she had the electric chair already ://”

illumi killed silva <3 (@hxhoverwatcch)

“ITSSB ACK !!!!!!!!! HXH IS BAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEAAHAJAHAHAAAAA DJDJJDJDJSNDNFJDDJ”, followed by an edit of Hisoka Morow.

oikawa⁷ (@HAIKYUUUUS)

“man how the hell did furudate think a crossover w yu yu hakusho mp100 bnha kny gintama n hgtv could save haikyuu. it practically ended the moment they all ate that volcano w departure in the bg”

Kerry Washington ✓ (@kerrywashington)

“LITTLE FIRES 6 OUT NOW!!!! I'm gonna EXPLODE Earth in this one!!! I'm going back to the Early Cambrian stage!!!! Bye Pearl!!”

Internet Explorer Anitwt (@iloveboruto)

“Y’all Kurapika brought A SHOVEL to that fight with Uvogin!!! A Whole SHOVEL!!! 😂😂😂”

knas is canon !! (@moiiiraclones)

“guys i think bakugos a kurta..... think abt it.... red eyes... always stressed......”

vic (NOT SPOILER FREE!!!) (@myname_jeff)

“why is no one addressing the fact that jfk 2 is happening and like everyone involved has stans”

ray is ia rn (@cryptodorito)

“my dog just ate my dad ....... stan list !”

give moxxi another dlc (@TORGUEEEE)

“hey does anybody find it weird that gearbox just released borderlands 4 w no buildup At All. seems p fishy :(”

gerard's hand sanitizer (@raytowo)

“did mcr just do twelve concerts in three days. legends”

ceo of tanjirou (@hiskoamorron)

“pls stream jessie j now ;) or die <\3”

ceowo owof bakuwugowouwu (@bakubaby)

“yes, what i did was wrong. there are dogs everywhere starving and eating dog treats is not morally right. that said, (1/67)”

Okay, enough of that. No more. Please. Three hours have passed, and he's still very confused, if not even more confused than before. Is there some sort of event today that he missed? Why is every single tweet weird? Is all this real? Is he in a parallel universe? Is he dead?

The boy zoned out into the bedroom wall, thinking of all the possibilities of this happening. He was lost in his imagination, his train of thought splitting and exploding due to all the unusual occurrences. That was, until Sawblade voiced out her needs.

“YEEEEEEHEHEA” she yelled. She was starving, mainly because the last time she ate was like, a whole hour ago. Sad.

“Ye lah,” “Mew,” “Meow meow mew mew mew,” The boy meowed as he dragged himself to fill up his cat's bowl. “chyouooyoymeeeiielll,” he complimented, ruffling the cat's face.

The boy tripped over his Form 3 activity book as he was walking, a reminder that he should probably do his homework soon. He turned the doorknob and opened the door and he was shocked to find that his house…

Had been ripped in half.

He pushed his back against the wall and slowly inched along the wall towards the kitchen, staring down into the abyss below the house. The living room had a sofa missing, and the television looked like it was going to fall down any second. Furniture floated in the void below the floorboards, which was bent, with plumbing pipes exposed, as well as the metal rods holding the house together.

It reminded him of what Sanctuary looked like when it was floating in space in Borderlands 2. But instead of a city, it was a condominium unit. And instead of Lilith lifting it up, it was… unknown. If only he could gunzerk, or have siren powers, or be a ninja sniper assassin, or have a turret, or have a giant mech, or be super tall and have a buzz-axe. If only. But thank God there's no Mordecai. To hell with Mordecai. I hate Mordecai. He's the most straightest man. Ever. Claptrap is less straight than him. HANDSOME JACK is less straight than him. R O L A N D is CLEARLY less straight than him. Mordecai is the epitome of heterosexuality.

Thankfully, the boy reached the kitchen safely, but still very full of anxiety, and poured the cat food into a flat container, since Sawblade is so fluffy, her face can't fit in cat bowls. He emptied the water bowl, cleaned it, and filled it with filtered water, making sure it's slightly cooled. Sawblade likes it that way. As she cronched on the kibbles, he stared into the distance, wondering what his apocalypse name would be.

He grabbed a glass of water and a packet of muffins for his breakfast. As he ate it, he scrolled through his timeline as if it was the morning paper. Oh, Katy Perry gave birth to twelve kids. And Gowon killed X Æ A-Xii. With a machete. Ok. That's cool, I guess. Capitalism, y’know?

:DAMON @C0RR0Sl0N

“my house got sliced in half. im just chillin here w my cat sawblade. considering eating cat food. not influenced by any recent drama ok”

Send Tweet.

As the boy was eating, he noticed the front door to the house was missing. The entrance lead to what seemed like the side of the street. In a foreign place. The lamppost was unfamiliar, and so was the pavement design. It seemed rather American.

He peeked his head out, and lo and behold, he spotted a pet shop just a couple of feet away. The sudden shock of all this made him forget about his cat, an indoor cat, a curious one. Sawblade stepped slowly outside, and as she went into the boy's view, he stormed to catch her, panicking and swearing profusely.

Of course, this made her way more terrified, and she ran faster, and… into the ajar door of the pet shop. “SAWBLADE!!! DON'T!!” he yelled loudly as he stopped in front of the building. The boy paused, unsure whether to proceed or retreat.

“Russell Family Pet Store, since 1965” wrote a large sign on the front. It looked rustic, but well-kept. The blinds were drawn, so the boy couldn't see what was inside. The building occupied two lots, and seemed to be two storeys tall. A nice rooftop garden was situated on top of it, and there were painted-over remnants of many posters plastered onto the walls. The walls were now coated with light brown paint. This building was surely cared for by a variety of owners.

Although hesitant, the boy stepped into the store, his hands shaking. He could've probably pass out right then and there if he wasn't searching for Sawblade. He sneaked into the building quietly, determined to get his cat and run like hell right after. However, his ideal plan was quickly foiled after he stepped on a squeaky toy.

“Shit, who's there?” A deep voice asked. It seemed like it belonged to someone tall, depressed, and very angry about capitalism. The boy was stuttering, both from the panic of being caught, and also because he had to speak to a native English speaker. “Probably just the delivery guy,” A second voice assured. This voice seemed quite hard to guess, but it was surely a kind one. Very trustworthy. “Jed, is that you?” The kind voice added. Yeah, these two are totally friendly. Probably. Don't take any chances, though.

A figure approached the boy, and it towered above him. The 5'9" hulking beast stopped. “Oh, sorry, we're closed. It's Judgment Day,” the kind man said. Well, of course it's judgement day. Why wouldn't it be judgement day? “Wait, no, I'm an idiot. Martin Luther King Jr’s day.” The man corrected. “How the hell do those two even remotely sound like each other?” The first voice said, the owner sitting behind the counter, shadowed.

“M-My cat's here.” “Have y-you sa-see-sawn her?” The boy was actually very fluent in English, even more than Malay, but the panic he was experiencing kind of absolutely extirpated any knowledge of it from his brain. Really, dude? “Sawn”? What is this, Texas?

Fortunately the two were understanding. The man behind the slau– counter stood up suddenly. “Holy shit, do you speak Spanish? Habla español?!” He asked excitedly. “No, why would I–? I'm Malay, dumbass,” the boy retorted, then realising that he just insulted someone much older than he was and that was… kinda rude. “WAIT SORRY” he blurted out, sending him back into the panic that he was under when he entered the store.

“HUH?! No, I’M sorry, I just assumed you were South American just because you couldn't speak English!” The man yelled, apologizing loudly. Yeah, this dude's sure as hell white. “I CAN!!! WHERE'S MY CAT!!!” The boy shouted back, very confused at where his priorities should be right now. “Oh!” said the man in front of him.

“IS THIS HIM– SORRY, HER?!” The man asked, reaching towards the corner. “We, uh, found her just straight-up running into here. Which is really weird, since cats, like, don't do that,” he said, holding Sawblade. Senang cita. “YES!! THANK YOU!!” The boy yelled. Why is everyone yelling?

Sawblade looked comfy all snuggled up in the man's arms. “He… seems to like you,” The boy said jealously. Usually, he was the one Sawblade loved most. “I have ten cats, so,” The man replied casually. “…How? Even?” he questioned as he carefully took Sawblade from the stranger. “I just do?”

The boy still remained very confused. “Name's Aaron, by the way. Please don't call me Ay-Ay-ron. Just… please,” the kind man said. “Ok” the boy replied. “Mine's. Um. Uh.” “…” The boy thought whether to say his real, legal one, or the one he went with online, which he seemed to prefer way more than his real one. “THE NAME'S DENNIS RUSSELL. I SHARE MY INITIALS WITH A VIDEO GAME.” The white guy said, interrupting the boy's statement. “Oh. Good to know. Hi, Mr. Danganronpa,” The boy politely said. “Fuck yeah,” replied Dennis.

“And if you're wondering which one of us is part of the Russell family that's running this shop,” Dennis began, “Den, don't,” Aaron interrupted. “It's my family. But, my dad became a magician, and my dad's choosing to indulge in his gardening hobby here, so the job's passed down to me now,” Aaron said.

“G//ay Ass!” Dennis shouted. “Okay, fine, Dennis, since we got married last month, you're part of the Russell family, too, honey,” Aaron said. “Just don't–” “YEEEEEHAAWWEE PARDNER WELCOME TO YE OLDE RYUSSELL PEYT SHYOP–” Dennis yelled loudly enough to give the boy a heart attack. However, this was probably the tenth time this week he did this, so Aaron was just very tired. “Jesus.”

“Um, what is this place?” The boy was still very much confused on why there was a pet shop sitting in front of his house, which was ripped in half. “I just told you…” Dennis said disappointedly. “No, like, where am I? Why are you guys American? I'm assuming? I'm not?” The boy said. “Well, our pet shop's in Toledo; Toledo, Ohio,” Aaron stated, gesturing towards a pile of papers. “If you're lost, we have some maps, some phone books…” he continued, unaware of the current situation.

“No, I live in Selangor, so– Selangor, Malaysia, not Ohio, out of all places, God, no, and my house is right over there,” the boy argued, pointing outside. “Well, half of it,” The two pet shop workers stood at their places, trying to process what the hell this kid just said. “Like? There? Outside this gracious state that occupies the #2 spot for most arson cases in the US? That's Malaysia?” Dennis shot back, also unaware. The boy was a bit excited after hearing him mention the name of his country, but shook it off to further develop the conversation. “Yes. Somehow. Also, I really don't think this is Ohio. Too many buildings and I haven't seen any corn fields,”

“Didja know there's over 75,000 farms in this 14-million acre state? There are, ya just gonna know where to look :)” Dennis stated. “What the hell? That's way too many farms. How does… what…” The boy replied in shock, almost dropping Sawblade. “I'm sorry, what?” Aaron asked. “Yup! Lotta farms in the buckeye state!” Dennis replied excitedly.

“HALF?!” “Of it??” It seemed like Aaron was the only one there actually concerned about the task at hand. “Huh? Oh yeah. Not really that big of a deal, though, honestly; enough food here for thirteen weeks,” How the boy calculated that, and how accurate it is remains a mystery. “Anyway, how do state fairs work? Like, do corn dogs taste good? I've had deep-fried Oreos once, they tasted really good. Really love 'em,”

Aaron ignored the exchange by the two very excited individuals and opted to step out to see if the boy was right or not. In his head, he was honestly convinced he wasn't, but that was up for change. Hell, he didn't even look at his phone or the TV today, so maybe the kid's right, his house is snapped in half.

Oh, it is.

“Holy shit, Denny, come look,” he yelled, gesturing to his husband. “Okay! I hope the aliens aren't homophobic or anything! :)” Dennis replied, running eagerly to the door. “HOT DAMN!” Dennis shouted. Now the boy could see how they both looked like, especially Dennis.

Dennis was definitely over six feet tall, he had balding, spiky red hair, and his eyes were big and sunken, and had bags under them. Aaron, on the other hand, had only seemed tall because of his hair. Aaron was missing a tooth for some reason. His lower-left fang. That's weird. They were both sporting uniforms; an orange shirt covered by a green vest with the logo of the pet shop sewn near the… like the… the end of it but like in the front? Like the middle? But like the logo was on the side. Yeah

“I don't think aliens are homophobic. Have you played Borderlands? Lots of g/ay people, and they're all technically aliens. I think the aliens are g//ay,” the boy explained thoughtfully. “I have, at my friend's house this one time, but then I died and I had to, like, pay, so then I just left his house, man,” Aaron replied. “Yeah, that's fair, usually I just save and quit whenever I die,” the boy added.

“Wait, what's your name, again? This whole time, you're being referred to as ‘the boy,’” Dennis asked, breaking the fourth wall. “Shrek,” the boy replied. The two men nodded in solidarity. “Good name,” Aaron complimented. “It reminds me of my childhood, and good times, and Shrek-flavored Oreos,” he added.

Shrek paused for a bit, hesitant to tell them his preferred name, but saying it anyway because they both seem quite nice and understanding, also, his family's not there. “I'm kidding. Shrek is but only my middle name,” Shrek explained, “Please, call me…”

“Damon,”

Gender euphoria ran through his veins like that one time Thanos put on the infinity gauntlet and he was AAAAAGH, P O W E R,,, HNGGH, that but Yeah. “Cool! Hi, Damon!” Dennis said, watching Damon's eyes burn with joy. Oh, just saying, like in some more volumes, this little kid turns into a pyromaniac, so. Yeah. Watch out for that. This is Foreshadowing.

Aaron scanned the horizon, unknowing what the hell was happening. “Hey, guys, should we… go investigate or something?” Damon thought for a bit, but not too much because this thing going on seemed too random to properly scan and plan. “Um, I don't know,” he said wisely, “Did you guys hear about that thing with, like, Nicki Minaj and the president? Were you guys affected or whatever?”

“With who and what? Nick– NICKI?? THE PRESIDENT?? OF HERE?? WHATEVER THIS THING IS???” Dennis struggled to figure out what Damon was saying. “Yeah, she stabbed him or something. Doja Cat helped too :)” Damon explained, confusing the two even more. “Why?” Aaron tried. “I dunno. Drama?” “Heard Lana's involved too… but you didn't hear it from me, yeah?” Damon added.. “THE COW GIRL. HELPED NICKI. AND LANA. ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT. DAMON.”

- * Special Thanks * -

Snowball

Sandball

Gon Freecss

Killua Zoldyck

Leorio Paladinight

Kurapika Lastname

Hisoka Morow

(is that the correct spelling?)

Illumi Zoldyck

Kikyo Zoldyck (shes pretty, ok)

Kanamori Sayaka

Mizusaki Tsubame

Asakusa Midori

Pakunoda

Machi Komacine

Moira O'Deorain

Freddy Krueger

Sideshow Bob

Spy TF2, Pyro TF2, Scout TF2, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Yoda, Darth Vader, he's cool, Sheev Palpatine, Developers of the video game “Tiny Thief”, Mad Moxxi, Ellie Kurta (shes a spiderant. my theory), Handsome Jack (Not Really, Burn In Hell) (during the period of time between me writing this and me copying and pasting this, i have developed a crush on not only jack, but his doppelgangers too. help)

Angel :)), Claptrap, Dr. Zed, NOT Marcus Kincaid, Dr. Patricia Tannis, Roland, Lilith, Brick (ga/y rights), Zer0, Krieg, Tiny Tina, Tiny Tuna, Louise Bob's Burgers, Mabel Pines, Stanley Pines, Lazy Susan, Sheriff Daryl Blubs, Deputy Durland, Officer Spectre :)), Yoda Again, 2003 Honda Civic, Ray Toro, Lynz Way, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Linda Bob's Burgers, Bob's Burgers Bob's Burgers, Sans Undertale, Komaeda, Sombra // Olivia Colomar, Actually All Of Talon Bc They're Hot Af, Except For That French Guy Max, Torbjörn Lindholm, Torbjörn Lindholm, Torbjörn Lindholm, Spider-Man PS4, Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright, The Lil Psychic Girl, Uhhhh Mario Brothers

part 2 incoming.

[softhobies]

RULES: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

tagged by @heartsbian (actual loml thank you)

i tag: @damnwilds @danwildsofficial @naminyard @battlefieldheart @daddariossmile @ffsmagnusbane @bramgreenfclds @lailadermctt (and if anyone else wants to do this feel free to consider yourself tagged or if you want message me and i’ll add you lmao)

THE LAST…

1. drink: water

2. phone call: unknown number

3. text message: from my mum: “i guess”

4. song you listened to: and the crowd goes by mudslide crush

5. time you cried: idk?? i cry too much lmao

HAVE YOU EVER… (PT.1)

6. … dated someone twice: no

7. … kissed someone and regretted it: no

8. … been cheated on: no

9. … lost someone special: to death? no. drifting apart? i guess.

10. … been depressed: always

11. … gotten drunk and thrown up: uuuhhhh yeah

FAVORITE COLORS

12. black

13. red

14. idk?? white, grey, blue, purple... changes

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU…

15. … made new friends: yep!

16. … fallen out of love: i don’t think so

17. … laughed until you cried: of course

18. … found out someone was talking about you: probably but i don’t remember

19. … met someone who changed you: hmmm i don’t think so??

20. … found out who your friends are: 99% of my friends have been made in the past year so?? maybe?? i’m working on it

21. … kissed someone on your facebook list: nope

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: idk i hardly use it?? but it was full of people i used to know but yeah i don’t talk to any of them except like my immediate family irl now lmao

23. do you have any pets: no :(

24. do you want to change your name: uuhhhh yeah like alex isn’t my legal name and it’d be nice to not have to sign my legal name or go by it at doctors bc i’m too scared to correct anyone lmao

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i think i mostly just soaked up whatever attention i got on here and stressed over tr*mp bc my bday is on inauguration day?? also i annoyed family and may have watched a couple episodes of vld with my bro

26. what time did you wake up: like 12:30am lmao

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping i guess

28. name something you can’t wait for: uuhhh happiness?? idk 

29. ??? there is no 29 lol

30. ……. no 30 either

31. what are you listening to right now: she’s so gone - lemonade mouth (uuhhh i’m listening to the album if you couldn’t tell by my answers lmao)

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i’d assume so?? only one that comes to my mind tho is tom in mysme but he’s not real lmao

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my shit sleeping schedule like i’m trying to fix it but i suck at sleeping and ugh

34. most visited website: probably tumblr lmao

35. hair color: black but naturally it’s blonde

36. long or short hair: short bless up

37. ??? she’s gone

38. ……. not here either

39. piercings: 2 in each ear and 2 in my lip for now

40. blood type: i honestly have no clue?? p sure it wasn’t o but that’s all i remember so uuhhh oops

41. nicknames: i just go by alex

42. relationship status: single forever

43. zodiac: aquarius (or capricorn idk i’m a cusp but i’ve always went with aquarius and i refuse to change now)

44. pronouns: they/them

45. favorite tv show: idk?? b99 is p good

46. tattoos: none but i want a ton one day

47. right or left-handed

48. surgery: i don’t think i’ve had any

49. piercings: ?? already answered

50. sport: i don’t play or watch anything really?? at least, not anymore

51. vacation: anywhere and everywhere

52. pair of trainers: idk i hardly ever where any?? probably have some somewhere tho

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: fav food = cheese calzones at old chicago but like if you mean am i eating? no? but i ate leftover hamburger helper within the last hour so

54. fave drink: water

55. what you’re up to: answering this but after i’m going to try queuing a ton of posts while i wait for my phone to charge completely

56. waiting for: happiness?? but uuhhh short term i guess attention (aka my friends sleep at night like most people and i’m l o n e l y)

57. what do i want: happiness again but also money and maybe a purpose

58. do you ever want to get married: kind of?? i kind of don’t believe in love for me really but i have this dream wedding so like?? i’m down marrying just for the tax benefits lmao i just want that spooky wedding

59. career: don’t have one and don’t know what i wanna do yet so rip

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses?

61. lips or eyes?

62. shorter or taller?

63. older or younger? keeping it crossed out bc?? what does this mean?? idk but the only options i can come up with idc

64. nice arms or nice stomach? (i guess? just barely idc mostly)

65. hook up or relationship?

66. troublemaker or hesitant? (to a point)

HAVE YOU EVER… (PT.2)

67. … kissed a stranger: nope

68. … drank hard liquor: a lot (unhealthy coping for the lose)

69. … lost glasses/contact lenses: oh god yes?? lost glasses in a hotel once and have lost so many contact lenses it’s ridiculous i suck lmao

70. … turned someone down: yeah but i think both the times the people asked me out as a joke?? i heard one guy planning it and the other i just kind of assumed the guys friends were asking me out bc pulling a prank on their friend 

71. … sex on the first day: uuhhhh how about sex never lmao no thanks

72. … broken someone’s heart: not that i know

73. … had your heart broken: uuhhh by my ex bff a billion times lmao

74. … been arrested: nope bless

75. … cried when someone died: not genuinely, no

76. … fallen for a friend: yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…

77. … yourself: not anymore

78. … miracles: unlikely

79. … love at first sight: not for myself for sure

80. … santa claus: why would i

81. … kiss on the first date: you do you

82. … angels: maybe bc of others experiences but i believe in demons more 

OTHER

83. current best friend’s name: i have a lot but nøname

84. eye color: brown

85. favorite movie: idk?? star wars i guess

[neutralsupply]

What If Sims Tag!

Chosen OC: Najiyah Eze-Karim

@furiouslydecaffinated tagged me - and no, I had not already done this but was eagerly waiting for somebody to tag me LOL so thank you my little peach!

It was really between Bell, Pari, Naji and Fiona as they are the only ones old enough for this to make sense for... And obviously I chose Naji.

Answers under the cut!

1.   What is your character’s favorite memory?: She has plenty. She loves her moms to death so pretty much anything she does with them is her favorite. But if I had to choose a specific thing, it would probably be meeting Jax. He saved her from a shitty situation and from that day forward, he’s always had her back.

2.   Who and what would your character give their life for?:  Her moms. Always without skipping a beat. 

3.   What is your character’s greatest fear?: She’s never told Ogebi this (though Siobhan knows) because she knows it would break her heart, but at times she still has nightmares about being Syria and Ogebi never taking her away. I guess she fear the legitimacy of her relationship to her mothers and is afraid somebody will take that away from her. 

4.   What is your character’s proudest accomplishment?: Probably getting into the Ballet Academy. She worked really hard for it.

5.   What is your character’s #1 insecurity?: Not ever being good enough for something. Najiyah doesn’t have the best self-esteem.

6.   What will/can break your character completely?: Being played with. She has always had a blanket of security (her moms and Jax) that helped her through tricky situations, but Najiyah is too nice and naive to navigate sneaky people on her own.

7.   What would your character make a scene in public about?: Not much honestly. Naji is pretty quiet. It’d have to be something outrageous, like somebody messing with the people she loves.

8.   What can drive your character to do criminal acts?: Oh dear... I don’t think she would ever break the law intentionally. But again she is quite naive so she could be manipulated into doing something.

9.   What Pet (mythical or not) would your character want to have?: Do fishes count? Because Naji is very likely to have a fish tank of Spanish Dancers. 

10.      What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?: So when she was maybe 9 or 10, Najiyah wanted to surprise her moms for mother’s day. So she woke up early to make them pancakes and coffee and have breakfast in bed. Everything was going according to plans, the pancakes looked lovely, the coffee was brewing... Except she forgot to turn off the stove after she was done, and the heat burnt off all the butter in the pan setting off the smoke alarm. Needless to say, they did not have breakfast in bed. But hey the pancakes were tasty.

HOW

1.   How does your character feel about sexual intercourse?: She’s a little uncomfortable with the idea because after all she 15 and has lived a pretty sheltered life. Especially with Jax constantly hanging out around her, boys didn’t really come too close to her. So she just wouldn’t know where to begin.

2.   How close is your character with family and friends?: Oh gosh Najiyah is the definition of a perfect daughter. Even though she doesn’t really remember anything about Syria (she was an infant after all), she has a deeply rooted sense of gratefulness to her moms for taking her away and giving her the life that she has. The three of them have a beautiful relationship (would it be a shame if... someone came between them...).

3.   How does your character react to pressure?: Differently depending on the type of pressure. She works very well under physical and mental stress when it comes to ballet, but when it comes to her personal life and relations she can easily shy away.

4.   How religious is your character (if they believe)?:  Neither Ogebi nor Siobhan are religious people. They gave Najiyah the option of choosing her own path, but she never really cared much about religion herself, either. She does follow the golden rule though.

5.   How does your character’s personality change when someone gets uncomfortably close (relationship wise)?: She really doesn’t mind closeness. She has a heart of gold and always lets people in, which is very problematic because although so far the people in her life have only wanted what is best for her, that is bound to change as some point as she grows up...

6.   How does your character’s living space correlate with their personality?: Najiyah’s room is organized chaos. She loves to be surrounded by images either of her loved ones or of her favorite things, so there’s posters and photos everywhere. She also loves pillows. And I mean LOVES pillows.

7.   How well does your character act around with unknown and different people?: Najiyah is shy, but not closed off. She will be the quiet one of the group, she is not weary of new people.

8.   How much does your character value money?: Not at all? Ogebi and Sio are really well off so Naji never really missed out on anything in life. She doesn’t really see value in money, it’s just something that is there. Things may change as she ages and has to manage her own finances, but for now she doesn’t think about money at all.

9.   How would this character cope with losing someone extremely close to them? She would be completely devastated. There are several people in her life she couldn’t do without, and she would probably mourn their loss for the rest of her days.

10.      How long does it take for your character to trust others? Not much at all, really. Naji is pretty naive, and she goes into relationships expecting people to be as good-hearted as she is, so she always gives her trust.

SCENARIOS

1.   If your character could change one thing about themselves, what would they want to change?: If she could, she would make it so she was her mothers’ biological daughter. It’s impossible, obviously, but it would help her with her legitimacy issues. She would also like to be more confident and outspoken, like her suitemates are.

2.   If your character could go back in time at any point in their life, what would they do to change the present?: There really isn’t anything Najiyah would do differently, but again she is also a teeny weeny baby at this point. Plenty of regrettable decisions to come in her (very near) future...

3.   If your character was given a chance at fulfilling their dream, can they drop everything they have now to go pursue it?: That’s what she did with the Academy!

4.   If your character’s current spouse or partner cheated, would they try to make it work or leave forever?: She would try to make it work. As I mentioned, Naji believes everyone is as good-hearted as she is, so if her partner confessed cheating and told her it was a mistake, she’d believe them.

5.   If a zombie apocalypse begun in the town your character currently lives in, what would they act like?: Oh gosh xD I think in moment of need she would realize she is stronger than she thinks. But also Jax. Go find Jax.

6.   What if your character suddenly woke up to an unfamiliar place, and realize the life they lived was all a dream. Their family, friends, home.. all gone but still crazily vivid in their head. How would they react?: She would have a really hard time going through her “real” life with the memories of the “dream” so vivid, especially knowing she’s not her mothers’ daughter anymore (which is her biggest fear).

7.   If your character was thrown in jail, what would they be guilty of?: Oh boy... Probably for helping cover up somebody else’s crime.

8.   Fast Foward 10 years from now, what is your character currently doing?: If things went according to her plan, she would be the prima ballerina at some famous Ballet theatre. But you know me, so things will most likely not go according to her plan.

9.   Your character is in the movie SAW, facing their worst fear. What is that fear, and how does he/she react?: Uh maybe some kind of machine that can either kill her or her moms... She would let herself die rather than kill her moms, but also she knows they would be devastated if they had to watch her die.

10.      We regret to inform you that your character is dead. Where do they end up? Heaven? Hell? And how the heck do they react?: Heaven! The girl is a little angel and also she is still a child. Plenty of time to fuck her up.

I tag @simsomedia @neopixiesims @sandy-sims @nicotinc @something-wicked-sims @stories4sims @eslanes you guys haven’t done it already!

[justkeeponsimming]

What If? Sims OC Tag!

This was a great tag! It was created by the awesome @kotiij and one day I’ll beat her to tagging her in everything instead of her tagging me first! :P!

Chosen OC: Poppy Cho! You can find the story here: The Perfect Sim Challenge!

WHAT

What is your character’s favorite memory?: The first time Poppy admitted that she was in love with Trey after he set himself on fire in her kitchen when he was staying over. <3

Who and what would your character give their life for?:  Poppy would give her life for her children (she’s gonna need so many lives for that) and her husband, Trey.

What is your character’s greatest fear? Not accomplishing her goals and failure

What is your character’s proudest accomplishment?: Her family and maxing a ridiculous amount of skills. She’s good at like…everything.

What is your character’s #1 insecurity?: Her obsession with wanting to be good at everything

What will/can break your character completely?: Losing her husband in some way. She loves her kids, but Poppy is completely dependent on Trey to keep her sane

What would your character make a scene in public about?: Anyone belittling her family. She’s been very vocal against anyone who insults her! Like a mama lion <3

What can drive your character to do criminal acts?: Poppy is just a secretly a bit of a sadist so she naturally plays pranks on people

What Pet (mythical or not) would your character want to have?: Poppy would have a dragon because dragons.

What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?: Poppy offered her wedding dress to her sort of surrogate daughter, Denise Fyres, as she couldn’t afford a nice dress for her big day, and it kinda solidified Denise as a member of the family! <3

HOW

How does your character feel about sexual intercourse?: Poppy has slept with most of her friendship group I think before settling down. She’s open to discuss it, but will warn her kids to be careful (there’s too many grandkids already)

How close is your character with family and friends?: Poppy is close to all of her kids and tries to spend more time with her grandchildren, but there’s so many she can’t keep up! She has lost touch with most of her friends though because they all have families :(

How does your character react to pressure?: Poppy goes straight into anything that might cause her stress without thought of the consequences, then panics if things don’t go her way because she’s not very cautious to prepare for the worst

How religious is your character (if they believe)?: Poppy thinks there might be a Sim God, but who knows if they really exist? ;)

How does your character’s personality change when someone gets uncomfortably close (relationship wise)?: Poppy is a pretty open person so she doesn’t feel uncomfortable when people get close to her. However, she is very easily burned if someone wrongs her in some way. She’s had to learn to let more people in.

How does your character’s living space correlate with their personality?: Poppy is a bold and upfront character, and most of her house is a very bold/dark colour scheme. She can be sentimental too, which is why she has her own art everywhere as well as memories from when her kids were growing up.

How well does your character act around with unknown and different people?: Poppy’s natural curiosity causes her to want to learn more things about anyone she can meet, however this does come across as her being nosy sometimes and getting involved in business that does not concern her!

How much does your character value money?: Poppy works darn hard for her money so it means a lot to her! She came from nothing to get to where she is now!

How would this character cope with losing someone extremely close to them? Depends who it is. If it’s a certain someone then there’s no way she’ll ever function they way she used to again. That will be explored in the future ;)

How long does it take for your character to trust others? Poppy is an open person and trusts people easily (almost instantly). She was very closed off, but forced herself to be more open and to trust/let people in. However, this is now the complete opposite of how she used to be and can cause her great emotional damage.

SCENARIOS

If your character could change one thing about themselves, what would they want to change?:  Poppy’s obsession with being the best at everything!

If your character could go back in time at any point in their life, what would they do to change the present?: Poppy would try and admit her feelings a lot sooner to Trey to give them more time together :3

If your character was given a chance at fulfilling their dream, can they drop everything they have now to go pursue it?: Poppy is a lil’ selfish and is always working towards her dream of being the perfect sim, so everyone does naturally fit around what she dreams about (particularly Trey)

If your character’s current spouse or partner cheated, would they try to make it work or leave forever?: Poppy would make it work, no matter how much it hurt. Trey is her main weakness 

If a zombie apocalypse begun in the town your character currently lives in, what would they act like?: Well, if Poppy is gonna go down, she’d run out as soon as it happened and take as many as she could with her!

What if your character suddenly woke up to an unfamiliar place, and realize the life they lived was all a dream. Their family, friends, home.. all gone but still crazily vivid in their head. How would they react?: Poppy wouldn’t be able to cope - particularly if Trey wasn’t really with her.

If your character was thrown in jail, what would they be guilty of?: Probably Poppy said something stupid or overly sassy -_-

Rewind 10 years from now, what is your character currently doing?: Poppy is writing her memoirs and living in a penthouse in San Myshuno (no spoilers <_<)

Your character is in the movie SAW, facing their worst fear. What is that fear, and how does he/she react?: Poppy’s greatest fear is Trey walking out of the door and giving up on her. She’d have a complete mental break down if he ever went anywhere.

We regret to inform you that your character is dead. Where do they end up? Heaven? Hell? And how the heck do they react?: Ooh…this hits some of my planned storylines. Haha! Poppy is in Forgotten Hollow, But why? She doesn’t know either, but she needs to get back! I tag the following people because I would love love love to get to know more about your characters: @simsoflove, @simalienn, @storylegacysims, @carmysims, @nadinemaee, @unicorninthemosh, @tacha75, @108sims, @pooofy, @nutmegspicelatte, @josiesimblr, @impishlyxpervertedxsims, @ladyrosedeversailles, @berrysweetboutique @itstwina, @blurrypxls, @rainbowpancakessimmer, @eowijnssims, @vividlore, @sapphiresims, @swinnykins, @squeamishsimmer, @treason-and-plot, @geekysimz

If I haven’t tagged you, please do this anyway! It’s a great way to explore your characters thoughts and motivations! :D

[thegirlinthecloudedstars]

For starters, I want to apologise for my VERY long absence. Things came up in my personal life that I will not talk about on here, maybe one day, but definitely not yet.

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Ok, let’s do this!!

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What do you do to get rid of stress?

What is something you are obsessed with?

Who is your favorite entertainer (comedian, musician, actor, etc.)?

What’s your favorite way to waste time?

Do you have any pets? What are their names?

LUCY!!

Where did you go last weekend? What did you do?

What are you going to do this weekend?

What is something that is popular now that annoys you?

These two…

What did you do on your last vacation?

What was the last time you worked incredibly hard?

Are you very active of do you prefer to just relax in your free time?

What do you do when you hang out with your friends?

Who is your oldest friend? Where did you meet them?

What’s the best / worst thing about your work / school?

If you had intro music, what song would it be? Why?

What were you really into when you were a kid?

If you could have any animal as a pet, what animal would you choose?

What would be your perfect weekend?

What do you think of tattoos? Do you have any?

What’s your favorite number?

What’s the most useful thing you own?

Have you ever saved an animal’s life? How about a person’s life?

If you opened a business, what kind of business would it be?

Are you a very organized person?

Have you ever spoke in front of a large group of people? How did it go?

What is the strangest dream you have ever had?

What is a controversial opinion you have?

Who in your life brings you the most joy?

Who had the biggest impact on the person you have become?

What is the most annoying habit someone can have?

Where is the most beautiful place you have been?

Where do you spend most of your free time / day?

Who was your best friend in elementary school?

How often do you stay up past 3 a.m.?

What’s your favorite season?

Which is more important, a great car or a great house?

What animal or insect do you wish humans could eradicate?

(WASP)

Where is the most beautiful place near where you live?

What do you bring with you everywhere you go?

How much time do you spend on the internet?

What do you usually do?

What is the most disgusting habit some people have?

Where is the worst place you have been stuck for a long time?

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be?

What is something that really annoys you but doesn’t bother most people?

What word or saying from the past do you think should come back?

What is your guilty pleasure?

If you could learn the answer to one question about your future, what would the question be?

Has anyone ever saved your life?

What benefit do you bring to the group when you hang out with friends?

How often do you curse?

What trends did you follow when you were younger?

What was the best time period of your life?

What do you think will be the best time period of your entire life?

What do you do to improve your mood when you are in a bad mood?

What is the silliest fear you have?

What are some things you want to accomplish before you die?

What is the best room in your house?

Who is someone who is popular now that you really like?

Where is the best place to take a date?

What smell brings back great memories?

How often do you help others?

What are you best at?

What makes you nervous?

What weird or useless talent do you have?

(Chipmunk Noise)

What are some strange beliefs that some people have?

What’s the funniest TV series you have seen?

Which TV show do you want your life to be like?

If you could bring back one TV show that was cancelled, which one would you bring back?

How have TV shows changed over the years?

What’s the best sitcom past or present?

   What’s the best show currently on TV?

What do you think about game shows?

What’s the most underrated TV show?

Or overrated?

What do you think about reality TV?

What will be the future of TV shows?

What was the best birthday wish or gift you’ve ever received?

How often do you binge watch shows?

What cartoons did you watch as a child?

What was the last movie you watched?

Do you prefer to watch movies in the theater or in the comfort of your own home?

What’s the worst movie you have seen recently?

What’s the strangest movie you have ever seen?

(Still loved it though)

What is the most overrated movie?

What’s your favorite genre of movie?

What movie scene choked you up the most?

(The Fault In Our Stars)

Do you like documentaries?

When was the last time you went to a movie theater?

Do movies have the same power as books to change the world?

Which do you prefer? Books or movies?

Do you like horror movies?

What was the last book you read?

What book has had the biggest impact on your life?

What was your favorite book as a child?

Do you prefer physical books or ebooks?

What is the longest book you have read?

What was the worst book you had to read for school?

How about the best book you had to read for school?

What book genres do you like to read?

Do you prefer fiction or nonfiction books?

What book has had the biggest effect on the modern world?

Do you think people read more or less books now than 50 years ago?

How fast do you read?

How often do you go to the library?

Now that indie publishing has become easier, have books gotten better or worse?

What song always puts you in a good mood?

Which do you prefer, popular music or relatively unknown music?

What was the last song you listened to?

What is your favorite movie soundtrack?

Are there any songs that always bring a tear to your eye?

(F that song)

Do you like going to concerts?

Who was the first band or musician you were really into?

Do you still like them?

Records, tapes, CDs, MP3s. Which did you grow up with?

What bands or types of music do you listen to when you exercise?

Do you like classical music?

What’s the best way to discover new music?

How has technology changed the music industry?

What are the three best apps on your phone?

   What’s the most addictive mobile game you have played?

How many apps do you have on your phone?

How often do you check your phone?

Do you always have to have the latest phone?

What was your first smart phone?

What is the most annoying thing about your phone?

What kind of case do you have for your phone?

Do you text more or call more?

What will phones be like in 10 years?

Do you experience phantom vibration? (Feeling your phone vibrate even though it didn’t.)

How do you feel if you accidentally leave your phone at home?

What do you wish your phone could do?

What sports do you like to watch?

Who are some of your favorite athletes?

Which sports do you like to play?

What restaurant do you eat at most?

What’s the worst fast food restaurant?

What is the best restaurant in your area?

Would you eat at a restaurant that was really dirty if the food was amazing?

If you opened a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?

What is the strangest themed restaurant you have heard of?

What is the fanciest restaurant you have eaten at?

Have you traveled to any different countries?

Where is the most relaxing place you have been?

Where is the most awe inspiring place you have been?

Do you prefer traveling alone or with a group?

What do you think of tour group packages?

Where would you like to travel next?

What’s the best way to travel? (Plane, car, train, etc.)

What’s the best thing about traveling?

   How about the worst thing?

What is the longest plane trip you have taken?

What do you think of stay-cations? (Vacationing and seeing tourist attractions where you live.)

Do you prefer to go off the beaten path when you travel?

Where do you get your recommendations for what to do and where to stay when you travel?

What is your favorite piece of technology that you own?

What piece of technology is really frustrating to use?

What was the best invention of the last 50 years?

Does technology simplify life or make it more complicated?

Which emerging technology are you most excited about?

What problems will technology solve in the next 5 years?

What problems will it create?

Will technology save the human race or destroy it?

What piece of technology would look like magic or a miracle to people in medieval Europe?

What technology from a science fiction movie would you most like to have?

(Medical Pod from Elysium)

What scifi movie or book would you like the future to be like?

What do you think the next big technological advance will be?

Do you care about fashion?

What style of clothes do you usually wear?

What is the best pair of shoes you have ever owned?

What is your favorite shirt?

What is the most embarrassing piece of clothing you own?

Does fashion help society in any way?

What is a fashion trend you are really glad went away?

Who do you think has the biggest impact on fashion trends: actors and actresses, musicians, fashion designers, or consumers?

What old trend is coming back these days?

If you didn’t care at all what people thought of you, what clothes would you wear?

What is the most comfortable piece of clothing you own?

What is the craziest, most outrageous thing you want to achieve?

   What are some goals you have already achieved?

   What personal goals do you have?

Do you usually achieve goals you set?

What is the best way to stay motivated and complete goals?

What are your goals for the next two years?

How have your goals changed over your life?

How much do you plan for the future?

How do you plan to make the world a better place?

What’s the most refreshing thing on a hot summer day?

What’s the best thing to do on a cold winter day?

Where is the nicest place you have been to in fall?

What is your favorite thing to eat or drink in winter?

Do you prefer summer or winter activities?

What do you like to do in spring?

Do you feel like fall and spring are getting shorter?

Which season are you most active in?

Is it better to live where there are four seasons or where one season takes up most of the year?

What is the biggest holiday for your family?

Do you wish there were more or less holidays?

If you had to get rid of a holiday, which would you get rid of?

What is your favorite holiday?

What kinds of food do you usually eat on your favorite holiday?

What holidays have been over commercialized?

What do you think of online education?

What do you think of standardized tests?

Are bigger or small schools better?

Is teaching a skill that can be taught?

What will the future of education be?

What is your favorite food?

Do you like spicy food?

What foods do you absolutely hate?

What food do you know you shouldn’t eat but can’t help yourself?

When was the last time you had a food fight?

What do you get every time you go grocery shopping?

If your life was a meal, what would kind of meal would it be?

What do you think of buffets?

What would you want your last meal to be if you were on death row?

What food looks disgusting but tastes delicious?

My Return / Random Q&A in Photos&Gifs I hope you enjoy my comeback post! I will try and be posting as much as I can now that I have returned. Enjoy this q&a!

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“  I was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, but was raised in Las Vegas, Nevada. I had a youth shrouded in perpetual 80s themes, cartoons, toys, comic books, and most importantly- film. I studied film well into my 20’s, hoping to have a career writing or directing. However, my attention kept fall to writing, mainly experimental prose, something that slowly seeped into everything I did. So, it was then that I decided to devote myself entirely to the art of words.  This was the birth of NihilismRevised – an independent literary collective of underground writers, all coming together to create books in basements, then distributing our labors at live readings and street corners. After several years, the collective went their own ways in life, and I decided to take NihilismRevised out to the world to see if we could publish collectively on the world’s platform.”

Please welcome SC Burke to Roadie Notes………

  1. How old were you when you first wrote your first story?

– I feel like I’ve been creating stories my whole life – but I distinctly remember around age 10, I set out to create a comic-book character – by the name of Milton – and the first thing I would do before drawing the panels was create a small plot for each adventure. I’m pretty sure the inspiration was Bart Simpson, as all I ever did with the character of Miltonwe’re acts of deviance. He was nothing more than a social misfit.

2. How many books have you written?

– Officially, I have 2 book lurking amongst us. Most recently The Weird: A Strange Novella, and id Cancer, both being transgressive/experimental stories.

3. Anything you won’t write about?

– Ultimately, no. Absolutely not. There are no limitations in the art we create – it’s why we do what we do. Though, I tend to find anything that spreads the ignorance and idiocy of hatred to be incredibly disposable – like a human without a soul, it has no point or place.

4. Tell me about you. Age (if you don’t mind answering), married, kids, do you have another job etc…

– I am 32 years old. Not married, though I can safely say my soul is spoken for. One child, my son: Vincent Hadrian. I do art/design, as well as directing the publishing label NihilismRevised with my partner-in-crime Zak A. Ferguson.

5. What’s your favorite book you have written?

– As far as favorites for my own personal works, I’d have to say the favorite lies with a book called 1985: A Neon-Drenched Novel. I have yet to publish the book at this point, though it is currently my main focus, and I’m hoping to have it out in 2018. The story is without a doubt my most personaland precious piece.

6. Who or what inspired you to write?

– While inspiration is something I take from almost anywhere and everywhere, there are two that have impacted my psyche with an imprint that’ll never disappear. The first being the book Helter Sketler, a true-crime novel documenting the Manson family murders. I went through a phase in my youth where reading was the last thing I wanted to be doing, and it was reflecting. So, I spent about 3 hours in a Barnes and Noble bookstore, browsing, my mom surging with stress to the point it was tearing up in her eyes. Once the struggle was over, I read the book for an English class report. The paper had received a great grade – an A, though it also earned me a suspension from school, due to its content. This moment taught me the power of words, and even more the power of fear towards intellectualized horrors. The second biggest influence comes in the form of William S. Burroughs, a writer that will never stop educating. This is where I learned there are no limitations to art or creativity – the literary structure, like any other, is meant to be torn down and rebuilt upon. And most importantly – “Exterminate all rational thought.”

7. What do you like to do for fun?

– Sex. Film. Music. In no particular order. Just as long as they’re constant while not in the throes of creating and living like a regular human-being.

8. Any traditions you do when you finish a book?

  – Smoke something sweet and serenading to the soul, while listening to Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures and Closer albums back-to-back. Always.

9. Where do you write? Quiet or music?

– I’ve grown used to writing anywhere I can set up my laptop and just GO. Though I am absolutely incapable of writing in the presence of others. It’s something I must do entirely alone. Music is always key as well – practically required. I can only listen to instrumental tunes, as I find voices and vocals to be rather intrusive.

10. Anything you would change about your writing?

– Absolutely everything, always. Writing is a never-ending process of evolution – of the mind, the soul, and existence as an artist. I think it’s safe to say all writers live in pursuit of that one perfect sentence.

11. What is your dream? Famous writer?

– I don’t really think it’s my position to dream in the face of fame. I’m not that big, nor will I ever care about anything that it comes with. As a kid, it was my dream to be big enough to make art that affects the soul absolutely – it’s a dream I’ll die without achieving, and that’s profoundly perfect, as nobody should ever truly achieve their dreams. Without them, what is the point of existence?

12. Where do you live?

 – Salt Lake City, Utah is where I currently call home.

13. Pets?

– My friend Krieger. A miniature pincher.

14. What’s your favorite thing about writing?

– Society and the human-psyche, or the lack of. Documenting decadence and degradation. Our existence in the Cosmos, amongst the Stars and the Universe.

15. What is coming next for you?

– Firstly, I am working alongside a full line-up of insanely talented writers to make an anthology called Strange Behaviors: An Anthology of Absolute Luridity. After that, I am hoping to settle all loose ends on the aforementioned book 1985: A Neon-Drenched Novel, and get it released to the world.

16. Where do you get your ideas?

– Waiting. Watching. Being an audience member to this fucked-up wonder we call Earth.

  You can connect with SC Burke here:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NihilismRevised/

      Some of SC Burke’s books:

  Getting personal with S.C. Burke “  I was born in Salt Lake City, Utah, but was raised in Las Vegas, Nevada. I had a youth shrouded in perpetual 80s themes, cartoons, toys, comic books, and most importantly- film.