#unidentifiedfroggy

[gendertrickster]

for the uhh uhh ask game thing: kanaya

kamaya........

sexuality: objectively canonically lesbian and who am i to refute it gender: she reads kinda transfem to me to be honest!!!! ship: junekan has amazing potential in the red quadrants, pale kankat remains among my favorites bros attack: kanaya and sollux's friendship, especially as it's shown in pesterquest, is fucking hilarious to me. she's such a shitter around him i love her no's: i sort of don't vibe with flushed kankat, even if they were both girls those two are like the troll equivalent of siblings random hc: you don't hear her come in to any room she enters (vampire) and she never makes her presence known (autism) which leads to many jumpscares around her house overall opinion: funniest fucking character in the entire comic easily

[triptychgardener]

21 for ask game

Honestly? As broad, meandering and bloated as it can be, I think Act 6 Act 6 is probably my favorite. Maybe thats a bit broad, encompassing everything from Homosuck to Collide, but I feel like its just full of really good moments, really excellent conversations and character arcs, and interesting meta stuff.

[polkadotsunshine]

list 5 things that make you happy, then send this to the askbox of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you !

i love this game! here is the last time i got the q. let's do 5 new things!

writing. most of the time, half formed thoughts circle in my head, only to be forgotten. when i write, my thoughts form conclusions! also, it's a really fun art form.

amphibia. i'm in the middle of my 9th? watchthrough with a new group who has never seen it. i sprinkle in fandom trivia, discussion questions, and shitty memes to make more fun. participating in the community is an active experience :)

commenting. commenting on art is an artform itself and i've spent years putting my voice out there as much as i can; i think i've gotten pretty good at it! it's provided me many friendships and opportunities :D

violence. i like working through intense feelings by engaging with violence in fiction. i'm less into gore; more into the psychological horror of impending pain. unfortunately, that makes hard to find art that's as extreme as i prefer.

the house i grew up in. maybe half of my dreams, which i remember every night, occur in a version of that place. it is mind melting to visit it in waking life. i have spent years dreaming of distorted proportions formed by memories of when i was a small child; comparing that to the real house is uncanny. i love it!

[iknaenmal]

ask game thingy: cool dice :] also thought about nature's healing but thats mostly i think bc your blog theme is green

thank youu :]

[somefanficrecomendations]

January Monthly Roundup

BATFAMILY

Three’s a Crowd (But I’m Here if You Are) by JUBE514 (Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake/Conner Kent) 20k, Identity Reveal, Fluff      Bernard pops the top off his water bottle, a roll of his wrist at the perfect angle and it comes right off, and pops the faucet in Tim’s very nice kitchen to cold. Tim presses a kiss to the back of Bernard’s neck before Tim moves to the fridge to get his own water.      Bernard used to not drink as much water, but Tim drinks enough water for three people a day so Bernard naturally has followed- and now Bernard has no acne so he’s sort of mad about it actually. “The main character has two hands.” Bernard chimes easy and teasing. “Polygamy is the awnser here babe.”      Tim peaks over the door of the fridge. “Oh? Is this you telling me something?” —      Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd, and Kon-El have two hands each. They use them to hold onto each other.

My Evil Twin From Another Universe by FabulaRasa (Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne) 22k An interdimensional anomaly strands another version of Hal in this universe, and two Hal Jordans in one universe is several Hal Jordans too many.

this week in heroblr by UnidentifiedFroggy (multi) 22k, WIP, Social Media, okay im sorry y'all did SUPERBOY just say he's a tumblrina??? #SUPERBOY AS IN KON EL AS IN SUPERMANS CLONE #DIED IN THE CRISIS SUPERBOY #holy shit #superblr #heroblr - a viewpoint into tumblr as it might exist within my own exceedingly self-indulgent form of the dc universe, told through epistolary fashion in batfamily social media fic tradition. features heroes getting cancelled, takes of middling veracity, plenty of queerness both on heroblr and in the hero community, my self-indulgent ships, and something vaguely resembling plot and lore told obliquely through tumblr drama and outsider pov interpretations of superheroes

The Big Boss by Crowlows19 (gen) 4k, POV Outsider The story of Bruce Wayne and his family as told by his insane Wayne Enterprises calendar and the poor assistant that had to manage it all.

Batman for Dummies by Havendance (gen) 38k, No Man’s Land, Helena Bertinelli-centric In the aftermath of the quake that shook Gotham, Helena Bertinelli takes on the mantle of the Bat. (It isn’t like Batman’s using it.) If she’d known the cowl came with a certain moralizing little bird following her around — well, she probably still would’ve done it, but it would’ve been nice to know in advance. (Or: Tim and Helena team up 2: electric boogaloo. Now with more bats!)

Older Sibling Duty by Icestorm238 (gen) 2k, Batfam Names are important. The Bats tend to bypass their real names, however, in favour of increasingly dumb nicknames. The older sibling trio of Dick, Jason, and Cass are the primary instigators of this. After all, it is their duty.

AITAH For Tricking My Brother Into Drugging My Other Brother? by TaxiCabToSlowtown (gen) 1k, Social Media, Am I the Asshole? Okay, look, I know how that sounds, but hear me out. My (M, 19, "Fred") little brother (17, I’ll call him “Percy”) has problems. These problems stem a lot from the fact that his parents abandoned him for long periods of time as a kid and he didn’t have a proper upbringing. I should mention that Percy’s parents then are not the same as our parent(s) now. We’re both adopted, and I’m messed up too, I’ll admit it. Our Father (45, I’ll call him “Arthur”) had sort of turned his house into a home for kids with really traumatic families.

Welcome to the Family by ViiA01 (Hal Jordan/Bruce Wayne) 67k, WIP, Batfam Bruce’s children want to meet the man that their father deemed worthy of a smile. So they do, in the only way they know how. By breaking into people's houses and lurking in dark places. Bruce just wants his children to stop stalking Earth’s Green Lantern, if only because they're ruining his plans. And Hal? Well, Hal is convinced that Bruce has concocted a plot to get around his ‘no killing’ rule, by having his children stalk him until his heart gives out from the stress.

A Series of Unfortunately Timed Coming Out's by Queerbutstillhere (multi), 7k, Coming Out The batfamily had this gift.  This wonderful skill. They are such talented, brilliant, capable individuals. But they are absolutely horrendous at wisely timing coming out to their family members. These are their stories . Aka: "I love you all but could we stop coming out to each other during the middle of battles?"

Call to a Lonely Earth by Drag0nst0rm (gen), 7k, Angst, AU-17776 Fusion There are no children left in Gotham. Not until the multiverse spits one out right in front of Batman, at least.

buy the ticket, take the ride by Anonymous (gen), 13k, Vegas Tim had always figured that if he ever woke up in Vegas sans-memory, it would be when he was older than fourteen. But there were some things he couldn’t control, and apparently whatever had happened last night that he didn’t remember was one of them.

CROSSOVER

Keystone by Kalinjdra (gen), 26k, WIP, HPxDC Harry Potter double-checked his lists before sending off the letter to an unknown cousin. He hoped for maybe some money at least, he didn't expect to get a scary bodyguard brother instead. Jason Todd has never stopped searching for his real parents so when Tim offers solid information in exchange of taking care of some kid, he really doesn't have anything else to do but take it. No one really could have foretold what followed.

[lutzlig]

Tumblrwoman Election Wrap-Up

To celebrate the end of this election, I'm gonna answer the rest of your questions!

First off:

Thanks everyone for participating! This ended up way bigger than expected. It was pretty exciting, seeing everybody chime in and participate.

Shoutout ESPECIALLY to all the people making fanarts, memes, etc... you people are incredible!!! Most of it can be found under #twe23, be sure to check it out, everybody!

Here's some highlights you people have made:

this github live number tracker made by @twilight-sparkle-irl during the vriska/katya poll. A THRILLING read!

this hollow knight miku oc by @anonymous-utility!! shes so cute...

@seasoned-cabbage made a wiki sandbox for the polls... it's so satisfying to see the stats laid out like this : D

@unidentifiedfroggy wrote fanfiction that just perfectly encapsulates the whole experience : ' )

General Q&A

"Who did you want to win?"

I myself think Vriska deserved the title most! I think vriska is just as integral to tumblr as Cecil is, if not more.

As for the other 2 involved, they didn't really care who won!

How often did you hear "Why are you pitting 2 bad bitches against each other"?

Often! One of us was going to count, but he got so annoyed that he stopped. You people need to get a new sentence.

"Why are there minors in a tumblrsexywoman contest?"

It's not a tumblr sexywoman contest, it's a tumblrwoman election! Before we made the poll, we considered whether it's better to throw out the minors or remove the "sexy" angle. We decided on the latter, mostly because this kind of competition would feel incomplete without tumblrgirls like miku and vriska.

Will you be doing this again next year?

Hm, not sure. Probably not! At least, I wasn't planning on it. We did this on a whim, and this is (SUPPOSED TO BE) my art blog.

I might make a blog for it next year, if these are still relevant and the demand is high (which i highly doubt).

Why didn't you answer my question?

I got like 130 asks this week and most of them were cries of pain and outrage. I was also incredibly busy irl until a day ago. If I didn't answer your question, Sorry!

Concerns about Corruption

According to the tags on these, every single one of the polls was rigged in some way or another. Particularly grievous examples of this were Miku's loss (I suspect Vriskavoters doing foul play (I am vriskavoters. I voted Bayonetta to sabotage Miku. Then i spent the whole day listening to Miku voicebank comparisons.)), and Marcie's win (Somebody accused the Adventure time subreddit of having swamped the poll. The post in question had 19 upvotes. The poll on tumblr had 92,123 votes).

What's more, I've been offered bribes!! Several american dollars! The political landscape of tumblr sure is a scary place...

Manners

Some of you really don't know how to act. This goes out to a small (but very, very vocal) minority - don't be a dick! Just because it's the internet does not mean you can just insult random strangers! This is a poll about fictional women, this is NOT a place to call people the r-word or imply someone is stupid for liking a character.

Some people left pretty graphic, violent messages. Most of these were jokes, but still. Take caution with the words you choose. This should go without saying, but telling strangers to "eat glass" and the like is not acceptable behaviour.

In the end, this was a competition between fictional characters, so seeing people arguing in the replies and trying to gain some sort of moral high ground was a little bit saddening.

Most of you were nice though, luckily : )

Thanks

To everyone who left kind messages, to everyone engaging and having fun, the fan art, the posts, to everyone expressing their thanks to us - thank you!!!

In the end, this was a lot of fun, and it was nice to see the website come together like that!

What's next?

For the next few days, I'm going to be promoting my friends' projects as much as I can to scare all of you people off of my blog.

I got WAY too many followers from this and frankly, that is simply not acceptable. You all need to leave NOW, because I want to get back to posting art eventually and I would rather not be on everybody's timeline.

That's why I have decided to become a massive sell out and reblog my friends' stuff on main for a bit. Peace!

[planetberri]

who let teens in charge! leda belongs to @unidentifiedfroggy and jett to @frankensfine

[goeticgalaxy]

i dont like her. shoutout to trollplanet 🫶

(iz (cerulean) belongs to @unidentifiedfroggy, caldur (jade) belongs to @vampiricalrule, and aegi (teal) belongs to globiceps on discord)

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

8, 12, 20 :]

8. tag someone/multiple ppl that make you feel good

DEEPEST BREATH EVER. @gucciguccigarbage @stephaniedola @solidad8991 @the-goldsmith @escherflesh @mistycmice @mythologeekwriter @patronsaintofdemons @gebder @airinyourtires @vampiricalrule @cosmicabsurdism @visionaryparacosmos @dalesbianfoppishdandy @nobodysvoice22 @velcrooooo @unidentifiedfroggy @gelatinous-jellyfish @jellyjam AND I GUARANTEE I AM FORGETTING SOME PEOPLE. GOD. I LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDS

12. how are you?

im doing well! have been obsessed with a homestuck roleplay that a good chunk of the people above are in and which im helping run. the blorbos are making me so normal

20. what do you want most right now?

to have the ability to move out. tbh. living with my parents sucks and it sucks double that they think im just fine with it

[cass-cain-wayne23]

Yesss I got my baby girl 

[splashcat413]

@unidentifiedfroggy

[hadopelagian]

chapter one of betrayer girl up!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

stephanie brown: robin

by UnidentifiedFroggy

Robin is gone. Batman is more violent than ever. Spoiler may want her dad in prison, but she doesn't want him dead. So there's only one thing to do - hit the Dark Knight with a brick.

OR: How the Spoiler found name, purpose, and family.

Third Robin Steph AU.

Words: 2202, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen

Characters: Stephanie Brown, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, Kon-El | Conner Kent, Bart Allen, Cassie Sandsmark, Arthur Brown

Relationships: Stephanie Brown & Bruce Wayne, Stephanie Brown & Barbara Gordon, Stephanie Brown & Dick Grayson, Bart Allen & Stephanie Brown & Kon-El | Conner Kent & Cassie Sandsmark, Stephanie Brown/Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain

Additional Tags: Stephanie Brown is Robin, Tim Drake is Not Robin, Cassandra Cain is Batgirl, Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Alternate Universe - Trans, Trans Stephanie Brown, Trans Tim Drake, Trans Cassandra Cain, Trans Kon-El | Conner Kent, Coming of Age, Batman Needs a Robin (DCU), endgame Stephcass, copious t4t

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/45625693

[nonbinarychaoticstupid]

for the three sentence fic thing

Glitradora scifi au

Adora doesn’t remember how the three of them wound up here, squinting into the sun, but she’s grateful for it as they wind down between the dunes and Catra’s laughter echoes over the sand. She’s grateful for it all - for Glimmer’s bright eyes and Catra’s ready smile, for the feeling of their hands in hers, for their gentleness, for their patience, for their strength.

The world may be a ruined mess of tech-strewn deserts falling apart at the seams, but at least they have each other.

[gynoidpoet]

@thecatseighthlife @unidentifiedfroggy @totallyjazzed @verasquid

*finds out about aspect-shaped scars* oh thats Valid

[maream-zaream]

fanart based on Tim's Batgirl outfit in the fanfic "this week in heroblr" by UnidentifiedFroggy