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twinsimming · 10 months ago

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Energy Drinks by Twinsimming 🥤

This mod adds custom Energy Drinks to a new type of vending machine.

This is a script mod that can be placed in your Packages folder. It was built and tested on 1.69 but should work fine on 1.67.

Requirements

The Sims 3: Late Night

The Sims 3: Seasons

The Sims 3: Supernatural

The Sims 3: University Life

Overview

Soda-Lightful Vending Machine

Energy Drinks

Side Effects

Flavors

New Moodlets

Soda-Lightful Vending Machine

- Price: §1250 - Category: Large Appliances - Includes all 11 original swatches + 1 recolorable option (3 channels) - Poly Count: 2346 - Originally created for The Sims 4 by RAVASHEEN, converted to The Sims 3 by me

Like the vending machines that came with University Life, sims can Buy Energy Drink, Shake Machine, or Slam Machine.

Energy Drinks

Teen and older sims can purchase energy drinks from the Soda-Lightful Vending Machine for §5 each.

Energy drinks boost the Energy need, give sims the custom Energy Rush moodlet, and remove any moodlets related to low Energy (Tired, Sleepy, Exhausted, Buzz Crashed, etc.), similar to drinking coffee, but the effect lasts twice as long (6 hours instead of 3 hours).

Drinking multiple energy drinks in a row will boost how long the Energy Rush moodlet lasts, as well as increase the moodlet's value, up to 18 hours and +30 mood.

Once the Energy Rush moodlet expires, sims get the custom negative Energy Crash moodlet.

Side Effects

If your sim goes more than 24 hours without another energy drink, they'll start to suffer from caffeine withdrawal and gain the custom negative Craving Caffeine moodlet for the next 2 days. Drinking coffee, tea, barista bar beverages, or another energy drink will remove this moodlet.

Drinking more than 2 energy drinks at a time also carries the risk of a sim being electrocuted and dying.

Teens and Elders both have a 5% chance of being electrocuted, while YA have a 1% chance and Adults have a 3% chance.

Flavors

There are 8 different energy drinks to choose from. 6 provide flavor-related moodlets from the snow cone machine from Seasons and the bubble blower from Late Night. These moodlets last for 4 hours.

From left to right in the second preview photo:

Charged Cherry (Cheery Cherry)

Pineapple Power-Up (On a Beach)

Lightning Lemon (Laidback Lemon)

e-Lectric Lime��(Lucky Lime)

Blue Raspberry Blitz (Raspberry Romance)

Gigawatt Grape (Gleeful Grape)

The Unidentified Fizzy Ooze energy drink replenishes Alien brain power, but makes non-Aliens nauseous.

The last energy drink is called Mystery Flavor and it works like the jelly bean bush from Supernatural; including carrying the risk of death, so proceed with caution.

New Moodlets

Energy Rush: Given when sims drink an energy drink, lasts 6 hours, +10, +20, or +30 mood

Energy Crash: Given when the Energy Rush moodlet expires, lasts 7 hours, -15 mood

Craving Caffeine: Given when sims go more than 24 hours without another caffeinated drink, lasts 2 days, -30 mood

Tuning

All of the tunable values can be found on the mod download page under the header “Tuning”.

Script Namespace

If you want to turn a different vending machine into an energy drink vending machine, open your desired object in s3pe and replace the current script name with the following:

Sims3.Gameplay.Objects.Twinsimming.EnergyDrinksMod.VendingMachine

Conflicts & Known Issues

This is a new scripted object, so there shouldn’t be any conflicts.

All of the drink cans are different colors when placed in the world and during the drinking animation, but they all have a red can icon when placed in a sim's inventory. I'm not sure how to fix this right now, but that should be the only issue of note.

Credits

EA/Maxis for The Sims 3 and The Sims 4, mesh by RAVASHEEN, Visual Studio 2019, ILSpy, s3pe, Notepad++, Sims4Studio, TSRW, Blender, Milkshape, Gimp, and Script Mod Template Creator.

Thank You

Thank you to RAVASHEEN and everyone in the Sims 3 Creators' Cave Discord!

If you like my work, please consider tipping me on Ko-fi 💙

Download @ ModTheSims

#sims 3 #ts3 #sims 3 mods #ts3 mod #4 to 3 conversion #4t3 #download #my mods #energy drinks mod

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mantisgodiveblog · 10 months ago

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Back at it again. This time with less talk of killing Siffrin with rocks (probably). Let's go.

(Part 14 is here)

Today, we open with UFOs (unidentified floating objects). Unidentified by Siffrin, of course. We know what they are, because we played the demo, and thus are party to Knowledge.

Objects That Kill You! We love Objects That Kill You. That's our favorite flavor of object.

Is a rock "natural causes" now?

...well, Mirabelle is here, and we've been told via earlier text that she can heal victims of the Curse. It should be reasonable to resurruct us from also being frozen in time. If we die we can always reload a prior save.

We suspect that this course of action will make Mirabelle very mad at us if we do come back the same loop. But it's fine. What's she gonna do, kill us again?

Anyways, we died.

#we speak #liveblog #in stars and time #act 2 #loop 1

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jessfandrawer · 10 months ago

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Unidentified Flavorful Object - Mili

I came to Clerith by way of Kingdom Hearts, so here's my little tribute to that. Plus I've always wanted to do a piece inspired by the Mili song linked above. The picnic piece turned out to be perfect for that.

Drawing in the old-timey cartoon style was a fun challenge too! I'm wondering if I should do a color version though. 🤔

#clerith #kingdom hearts #picnic #song inspired #timeless river #1930s cartoon style #rubber hose animation style #fluffy #I didn't want to draw Cloud's wolf(?) brooch thing #so I made it a flower #my laziness made it cuter I guess

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rotm-channel · 6 months ago

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RotM:Chapter III-The Hidden Truth

Since Ancient times there have been sightings and recordings of strange manifestations in the sky.

It was always speculated on the possibilities of….visitors from another world

Today from the skies of California!

The fields of Kansas!

The Freezing Wastelands of the Poles!

The Rice Patties of the Orient!

The Atlantic Ocean!

The Airlanes of the world!

…come persistent reports of UFOs Unidentified flying objects which we have come to know as…flying saucers,something had to be done!

In Dayton Ohio the Air Intelligence Command gathers in search data from all corners of the globe 95 percent of the objects prove to be of natural origin.While 5 percent remain still listed as unknown.

The Air Force is aware of the widely held belief that some of these could be flying saucers from another planet,while there is nothing conclusive in the evidence.The probing and digesting the probing information about UFOs continues unceasingly!

As a result headquarters of the hemispheric defense command in Colorado Springs issued an order:

Any military installations are to fire on sight at any flying objects unidentifiable.

But even as they did this the military wondered if their know-how and best weapons would be effective in any battle of

THE EARTH VS THE FLYING SAUCERS!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Ahhh that's so scary!”Bob said

“Aw come on Bob it's only a movie”Beastman comforted him

“How about a Roger Corman film?Or better yet a documentary.”The Cockroach man suggested.

“Why not a beach film I love those” Link was saying remembering the good old days of rampage and women.

I didn't really pay much attention to that movie they were putting on,besides I was so big I could hardly tell what was going on. The set was so tiny. Sigh…time sure does pass here at a snail's pace.I met some other inmates like Beastman he was quite nice and cultured but we could only see him only at daytime because at night no matter where he was he would lose control of his instincts and be completely feral and dangerous.

Then there was Jaromir the Vodyanoy(or water spirit) who went as far as to flood a village for not leaving his lake alone ,while he went on the run afterward through lakes heading towards the sea,it ended with a showdown with the WASPs(Worldwide Aquatic Security Patrol)after which he was captured and was used as an example to other water spirits to be wary of the consequences of their actions.

Then he was a japanese Yokai Shapeshifter he was a mysterious robber and stole from many jewelry collections he was called the invisible striker as he would take the form of any guard or official,while it was hard to catch him they eventually did and locked him up here .Its true form was Kitsume which meant fox.

And many,many more.

“Even among misfits I'm a misfit”I said to myself

Meanwhile Bob changed the channel and was watching static

“Woah did you get that?CCSSSSHHH!Now that is quality tv!”He said mimicking the static

“Bob, it's on static change the channel!”Beastman said in reply

“Yeah, put on something cool and tropical, ''Link suggested. Hopefully he thought of himself as being very cool especially after being in ice for millennia and he loved the warmth and atmosphere of it.It was a convenient truth that the planet had left the Ice age that froze him.

“You mean like ... .Monster Beach?”The dim-witted Blob said

“Oh No not that again”Link said annoyed

I was looking over the oatmeal and reminiscing of the good old days,days which were not long ago,I just lost almost any taste for food, my life was without any flavor. My life is just dull, gray,monotonous and uncomfortable with enough food to keep me going yet not have any taste to give me an appetite.I had been here for two weeks and It was hard for me to be familiarized with this weird life .It felt like a fever dream .As if I had gone insane and was locked up and put on medications…and yet it was so real.

“Well…at least with this gunk I won't have any weight woes”After this gunk isn't very tempting I said

“Yeah at least I won't gain any weight!”I said aloud trying to stay optimistic.

“But you've already gained Tons of weight” Bob said brainlessly and unintentionally insensitively

“THANKS BOB!”I said I was angered by his remark,He most likely didn't mean it of course. but i couldn't help it.Im not the type to be sarcastic but this was just so…well…different.

Suddenly a large helicopter appeared and it was towing a light,the light which guided Grubzilla back to his cell where he would slumber, meaning it was time for him and us to go to sleep.

“Oh well it's time to go to sleep, good night!”Cockroach said

“Sleep well Amazonia!”Link said

“Have a nice night Ginormica!”Bob said

“Her name is actually Titanica!”Beastman said

“No Its Susan”I said

While I chose the name Titanica it was against my will i just found it to be the best of a bad lot. My,I wish they would just shut up and stop calling me that!I am not Titanica,I am Susan!

In the cell I was deep in thought and then I saw the kitten “Hang in there”Poster and said to myself“Okay,Susan Murphy Hang in there and face the facts.You're in Jail unfairly imprisoned and none of my friends know where I am,but they know I'm missing, Derek might know some powerful people,Mom and Dad will also do there best,and everyone present at the wedding saw it happen and will…….. “EUREKA!That's it!”I shouted loudly and happily.

But then I remembered I was under 24 hour surveillance by the personell observing me. So I thought to myself“Some of my friends and family were filming and taking photos at my wedding,and would still be filming and taking photos when I turned to a giantess.That's excellent proof!Like who wouldn't want to take a photo of something as weird as that…The Government can't keep me a secret anymore!They must know I've been kidnapped.The Government can't keep me with that out and about!They just can't!"After that I calmed down from my elation and went to sleep.

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I had a strange dream that night,that I was a celebrity and that bilions watched videos of me growing up to giant size on televisions and at meets and well just frankly everywhere.And that I was a phenomenon known as “Bridezilla!”. I felt odd and embarrassed,then again many are most likely seeing the video while I was still dreaming.Oh well I couldn't be that bad!

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The next morning as I woke up I went into the day with new hopes.

Suddenly a beeping sound came.The beeping sound that announced the meals we were to get.The other inmates noticed it as well.

“Oh Boy!It's eat time” Link said happily as he and the gang raced up to the table.

Link dished up his favorite meal,raw fish!He happily dug into it in his primitive manner.

“That is thoroughly repulsive” Doc said

Then he was dished up his food,trash.

“Oh look, a lovely slipper” he said and started to devour it,Bob tried to reach out to take some ,but Doc noticed and promptly pushed him away.

“Sorry but this is my rubbish pile”he said to the blob

He happily indulged in it,When I first saw Doc eat trash I wondered how could someone like eating trash but then I remembered that he said he fused himself with genes of a cockroach and that it not only affected him physically but also mentally,It was like from that book Metamorphosis where that guy got turned into a bug and found how much he loved rotten things.

Then again i must admit Doc has been doing a pretty good job of disregarding his bug instincts and has been acting very kind and civil .In fact I bet he's the nicest person i met since…the day…As for Bob seeing as he's such a simpleton…well such a thing wouldn't really have much taste or completely bizzare taste at that.

“Doc!DOC!DOC!DOOOOOCCCC!!!” Bob screamed in terror

“I forgot to breathe. What will I do?How can I breathe help me Doc!”The brainless blob screamed in terror!

“Bob,you are a Blob and you do not need to breathe”Cockroach deadpanned,this wasn't the first time this week Bob had that type of problem.

“WOW!THANKS DOC YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!”Bob said happily and I saw him shaking the hands with Doc

Some time later I layed down alone,when suddenly I felt a scurrying up my legs. I used my hand to scrape it off. It was Jacques and he went flying all the way to the wall and hit it with a thud his hands were twitching.

"OH!Im so sorry!"I said realizing I accidentally crushed him,how emberassing!

“No no my dear it is my fault entirely I should have asked before i climbed on you at times the bug part of me takes control and I don't notice”Jacques-Yves said

“Anyway I have something to tell you”He said while he scurried over in front of me.

“My examinations of you have proven most intriguing,Susan.I have no Idea what could have caused it.Do the scientist from the examination know anything about it?”He asked me curiously

“The scientists just call it Chemical X”I said “They don't know much about it,in fact they are not even sure if it was an element,it could have been anything really.

“Well ,maybe we should give it a name then”Jacques said

“Titanium?No wait that's already been taken".Cockroach mused

Susanium?He said,I blushed, it was nice but kinda unfitting.

“Cockroachium?”I said,Doc smiled back.

“I don't know,I have been running checks on you,whatever it is it affect you completely right down to your quantum levels”Doc was deep in thought

“Hmmm,Quantonium?It seems fitting.”He said

“Yeah,I think that's just a fine name for it,if it even is an element.”I said Doc's name was okay for now.

“Well for all I know and the scientist too, what happened to you could have been anything like just a magic trick that changed you,but that would be daft!”he said jokingly

“Yeah”Was all I said,he was right and it made me think,maybe it wasn't some kind of element or radiation or all that jazz.Maybe it could be something beyond our comprehension…then again maybe I was just overthinking,I looked back at Jacques.

I liked him. He was so nice to me and so understanding,maybe because he was at one point a normal human being too and he was rather intelligent in addition to being accustomed to all sorts of beasts

“Doc, this place is like Alcatraz for the supernatural” I said to the tiny bug headed white cloth scientist.

His large cockroach eyes looked at me and then thought about something and then he said

“More like Tartarus!”

“What?”I answered,like what's this tartar something?

“Its from Greek mythology Doc swiftly replied It was used to imprison Demons,Titans and certain humans as a prison,you know interesting story the titans who were giants led by Cronus were banished there as punishment It was said to have been a prison built by the gods.Odd how there are such strange parallels between the real and the mythical…then again you're mythical giantess and you real,I guess it's just a coincidence”The seemingly tiny doctor told me

I was amazed by his knowledge and kinda embarased by my ignorance,so then left to the side for awhile

Monger arrived inside and again a helicopter used its light to direct Grubzilla away,I was disgusted by the way he treated him as if he was just an object

“Monger,I need to have a word with you” I said trying to look serious,I was waiting for this all day…at least i thought it was day,Deep down i was nervous however.

“Sure thing”He answered and the flew to me

“What about..visits?When will I see anyone from my family again?”I said

“No visits to any monsters ,sorry but that's just the way it is can't bring just anybody here for any reason we gotta keep this place and you secret”Monger said

“How long will I have to be here?" I demanded “How long will you keep this little game of yours up?Another day?week?Month or a year?”I said desperately as tried to come to terms with his previous sentence

“Forever” Monger said cooly and calmly and landed his jetpack and turned it off and walked towards me

“After all the military is expert at covering up and creating misinformations to fill in the gaps…If it is necessary that is…after all most think the Easter Bunny is a fable.”He explained

“So…I'm just gonna rot here for always and always and always, for doing nothing wrong?”I said “In fact a lot of these other creatures are too!And they arent all that bad”

“Well,I wouldn't say so”!Monger said

“But they're innocent!”I told Monger in a defiant tone!

“Innocent eh?”Monger said

“Actually most if not all are guilty. Each of them went on a rampage,caused destruction,were a danger to society and possibly even killed people intentionally or not!Grubzilla has the highest damage and death count by far and while he didnt mean to destroy part of Tokyo ,he is still a hazard and a big one at that!Link went on a rampage and kidnapped many innocent women and killed a several men who were trying to stop him from getting the girl.”

"And Beastman killed several people too,no wonder he gave himself up as he realized he couldn't control himself at night in the slightest.And wisely saw this as the correct choice"

"And that Blob, while he can only eat inorganic matter he still eat through a few city blocks caused property damage several people were injured and he imperiled many innocent lives!If You are in any doubt we have the M-Files for it and even if not convinced then we even have footage of there rampages!"

“But I didn't go on a rampage!”I protested,I WAS IN THE RIGHT!I didn't Kill anyone,I didn't intentionally become a giantess,or intentionally cause any trouble .Im Innocent .I'm supposed to be free!

“True!But you must understand that you did cause some havoc though unintentionally as well as being well…a giantess,I'm sorry but you were just too dangerous to be around,that and we need to keep myths hidden and Giants aren't exactly easy to hide or cover up.And If you would be free many would panic and possibly even try to kill you. And also we have agreements for cover-ups for a reason you know for your benefit and societies at large”Monger said

“How did you even think you'll cover me up?And all these creatures and their actions as well?”I said trying to get him off his arguments though he did plant a seed of doubt in my head with his proclamations

“Well Link was actually “revealed” to be an actor in a suit who was part of a movie production and the whole thing including the footage was brushed off as a publicity stunt.The Wolf-man was just a gag of several teeagers who had a suit and scared people with it.”

“Bob was just called a lab explosion which caused the damage and some of the gasses escaping from it ,caused people to hallucinate.”

He finished his long speech with “I Could go on but you get the point.”

“But you can't just expect people to unsee me!There were many by me and I wouldn't be surprised if photos or videos were taken of it!You just can't tell them to unsee that!And you can't just do as if I never existed!”I said to try and fight against all of his statements.

“True,but we can give “explanations” and “reveal the truth to the public”.As for those who saw you we just advised them to not talk about it,besides no one would believe them.And those Photos were destroyed and while a video of it was leaked by someone at the wedding and shown on a Mystery channel we quickly disavowed its legitimacy.We said that it was actually done as a parody of monster movie made by some students in Modesto and sent there actually to promote their film efforts”

So…I really was alone asking if my parents or friends would visit would obviously be fruitless so I asked for the last remaining thing

“Can I at the very least call my parents or write to them?”I said holding on to a last string of hope for some,any contact

“That is not an option,there is a risk of an information leak”Monger continued in a stoic voice cutting off the last thread of hope

“EVEN A SERIAL KILLER HAS THE RIGHT TO THAT!”I screamed in rage,I was infuriated,I screamed so loud that some glass from some of the observatories cracked and broke.

Monger gave me a disapproving look which then turned into one which looked more like disappointment.

“I am sorry”He said

And with that he walked away…

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So I contemplated the whole situation while some know the videos are taken as fake and anyone in Modesto who saw me would be discouraged and my parents couldn't do anything.I was…On my own.

I sat down and cuddled myself into a ball into one corner.I could feel tears slowly forming in my eyes.

“Cmon Susan”I said to myself “Get up and face it.It aint all bad!”I had to push through it.No more crying now!I thought that maybe what he told me were lies…fat chance!

So here I am in my dimly lit room,not long after the lights went out and the room plunged into darkness.I went down and started to cry again,I curled up into a ball and eventually stopped crying.I tried to make myself happy.

I tried to still dream about the happy days, the days of being NORMAL!Those days have to be back.

Then I thought about the test they conducted on me and those surveys of my body.There still is hope!The scientists were working out to find out what happened to me,and if they did they could cure me and everything could be just Honky Dory again…

“But…if they're trying to figure me out ,there must be more to it”I thought to myself.If they figured out how I work,what would stop them from making their own giants?I thought to myself. So I have two outcomes…and both bad…and even if they cure me, who knows how long…will Derek still be waiting for me?

That night I had a nightmare, giants destroying city blocks crushing innocent people causing war,death,famine and plagues…well ok maybe not plagues but still…..all this…and then I saw myself being pointed at by the victims in what was left of Modesto“You……you did this”One said “No wait I didn't mean to I”I tried to defend myself and those victims...they were my friends and "choke"family! “You…did this to us”Another one said. “This was all your fault,If it were not for you we wouldn't have lost everyone we knew,our homes and suffered greatly under all of this”

“MONSTER!MONSTER!MONSTER!”My former bes friends chanted while pointing at me in the ruins of my hometown."Wait Im sorry!I never wanted this.

Then I saw that they brought to me Derek…he was dead and they said “He Died because of you,”I looked at Derek…his starry eyes still looking outward as if searching for me,never to see me again in this barren wasteland.

“DEREK?DEREK!DEREK!”I cried out,Clutching his body,we would be forever separated husband and wife.Then I cried out “NOOOOO!!!!!”

With a shock I woke up and looked around just to make sure I was still here.

“Oh,It was only a bad dream”I said in relief, resting myself and giving a large sigh of relief,everything calmed down and was quite save for my breathing,I then thought back to the experiments,what happened in the dream could become maybe one day a sad reality.

I really have to get out of here.

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Firstly the end was done as a nightmare (So if it doesn't make sense or have contrivances i did it intentionally to boil it down to her worst fears and pains coming to get her,after all dreams(and nightmares) have no limitations and can really show us thing we cant see)

The Next Parts will be different:There lenghts may vary due to what part of the story thell tell and I will change the POV character too to give us more insight and characterisation of these characters(I am working on several chapters at once to make better connections between the stories and to plan ahead so sorry for the delays im working on it still)

I made this fake-out opening just because i thought that the monsters should watch something in there spare time(also yes Earth vs the Flying Saucers is a real film I had on dvd and though quoting it would make the opening more interesting…and those 5 percent are most likely the guardians and other such magical beings)

#rotg #rise of the guardians #dreamworks animation #fanfic #susan murphy #missing link #water spirit

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fatuismooches · 1 year ago

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My poor soft heart craves happy endings :’)

I like to imagine that the AI!reader scenario ends up in a more like. Platonic? Relationship, partners in crime sort of thing whenever prime starts warming up to them (slowest slow burn to ever slow burn bc of the aforementioned, technically being a copy-)

Not really romantic but not that platonic. Some secret third thing even

On a more funnier note: I also like to imagine AI!reader liked to push the boundaries of how far they could go from their hideaway, since presuming they don’t have a physical body and they’re more of a hologram

A rumor of a ghost haunting Dottore’s labs circulates through the lower ranked agents for a while LMAO

- songs anon (also I’m super glad you liked the songs!!!! Mili is soooo good, my personal favorites from them are iron lotus, fly my wings, unidentified flavorful object, and string theocracy :D )

My poor soft heart craves happy endings as well Songs anon, I love this ending 🥺 I imagine Dottore never fully warms up to you, I mean he does quite a bit, but still it's not in his capacity to do that anymore especially since he lost the only person he could feel towards. But still he can't bring himself to truly hate or erase you. So he simply keeps you around, and what did you know, your company wasn't too bad. Though I wonder if he ever talks about the original you? But omg I love reader scaring the shit out of the lower agents, as if Dottore's lab wasn't nightmare fuel enough!

#smooches talks #songs anon #dottore love notes <3 #thanks anon i love being introduced to new songs :3 i cant exist without my headphones

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franstastic-ideas · 2 years ago

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I know a lot of writers like to create song playlists for their fics/characters/ships, so are there any songs you think really fit a certain character or ship, or are there any songs which, for whatever reason, immediately make you think of a certain character or ship?

There are several songs that I associate with certain characters and pairings within Sisterhood. So much so, I've considered using some of them as titles for future fics.

Bathtub Mermaid by UmbraticForest (original by Mili) - This song really encapsulates to me just how far Volo is willing to dedicate himself to Akari's happiness. She would never take advantage of his deep devotion, his love... but she could.

"Whatever you need, whenever you need, I'll be by your side."

A Million Miles Away by Belle - From the title alone, one might be able to guess that Touko searching the globe for N comes to mind. She really can't stop thinking about him.

"I'm standing over here, reaching for you. A million miles away, come back and stay."

Unidentified Flavorful Object by UmbraticForest (original by Mili) - It's a fluffy love song where the singer compares their feelings to sweets and other snacks, something that makes me think about Arven trying to describe his love for Juliana.

"One kiss is not enough for my sweet, sweet tooth."

As a little bonus 'Someday My Prince Will Come' could very well be Mei's image song.

Because this poor girl desperately wants to acquire a boyfriend/future husband on her journey.

#wieldershipping #volo x akari #ferriswheelshipping #n x touko #herbamysticashipping #arven x juliana

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gingeredmink · 2 years ago

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wait i didn't know you listened to mili's music!!!! well now that i know i've got to know what your favorite songs are

Yea! Got recommended RTRT back a little after Miracle Milk came out and yeah, still need to really go through her whole discography cause am yet to listen to way too much tho

UUUUUUH Mili's got too many bangers to choose a normal amount of favorites. Lemonade, Utopiosphere, RTRT, Sl0t, world.execute(me), Poems Of A Machine, Red Dahlia, Witch's Invitation, Past The Stargazing Season, Unidentified Flavorful Object. Listened to the entirety of Ender Lillies OST a good number of times, and a bit of the Library Of Ruina OST. yeaah can't choose favs (ुŏ̥̥̥̥ ‸ ŏ̥̥̥̥) ु

also relevant [from LOR's OST]

#rayns asks

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silvaurum · 8 months ago

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a highlight of notes on this post from the past *checks notes* two hours

what if a tree was a poet

it's like an opal

lofi bugs bunny

that's a you problem

whatever Dionysos has going on

someone said gender and i said no thanks

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i mean it’s one word

dont refer to me

unidentified object in bagging area

malevolent omen

kinda like. waxy. and disgruntled

would kill and eat my husband

local shithead forgot to put pants on

scared

it whatever the fuck

The shrug emoji but my pronouns are skirts/spinny

like if there was toothpaste flavored soda or soda flavored toothpaste

whatever the fuck the tf2 mercs have going on

jessica rabbit tboy swag

a need to study and be studied under laboratory conditions

never made a choice in my life, not starting now

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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queennicoleinboots · 1 month ago

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Kirby's Recurring Nightmare, part 2

(Meanwhile in Africa, Hatari 762 A.D.)

"Arga, where's Missy?" Kurt asked as he jumped off his horse. The horse farted.

"In her room," Arga, the Swahili houseboy, answered. His nose wrinkled from the horse's fart.

"Thank you. Get me some coffee, will you?" Kurt asked as he went to Patches' room. The two calico cats shared a room.

My happy King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear was howling fiercely at Kurt and Patches singing, "Whiskey, leave me alone! I just want to go home!!"

"Did you have an epiphany, baby?" I asked him.

Happy King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear farted right after I asked him.

Kurt and the angry King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear disappeared out of that reality. It was a good thing they disappeared because they smelled like that horse's ass.

Patches was confused because she was supposed to be gone from that reality, and yet she was there. She tried to sing this song in order to go home: https://youtu.be/nLKMVXJSaSk?si=QKMxCZSYtMlfrE8k0.

The remaining King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears joined in on the chorus.

She had to sing that song because she didn't have red shoes to tap together to transport her home.

Peter turned into a giraffe and bleated loudly.

I laughed and turned into a jaguar who looked like Patches. I started eating peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches.

Queen Megara Ace was taking a bath, so naturally, I went in to check on her.

"Ohhhh!!! Mamma Mia!" Queen Megara Ace screamed and stood up while covering herself with a wool towel.

I walked over and licked her right leg.

"HELLPP!!!!" Queen Megara Ace screamed.

King Bruce Ace rushed in and chased me with a chair. "Don't move! Stand back!" he yelled.

I laughed and walked away playfully.

Kurt returned to this reality. He and John Wayne walked over.

"What's going on here?" Kurt asked. "Patches, why is he poking you with a chair? Come on, let's get out of here. You don't belong here!" He pet me as he ushered me outside.

King Chocolate-covered Gummy Bear was pouring chocolate on my debit card with his big bear butt.

I wasn't sure why he felt the need to flavor my debit card. I didn't realize my debit card was food. Apparently, it made for a hell of a meal ticket.

Patches sniffed the chocolate-covered debit card and walked away. I concurred. The debit card was cursed.

"What if I told the bank what really happened to my debit card?" I asked.

Patches the calico cat meowed and said, "I doubt the teller would believe you."

"Please don't tell the bank that. Come on, Mama," King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear said dramatically. He picked up Patches the calico cat and took her to visit the aviary.

Meanwhile, I was abducted by an unidentified flying object and pulled up into it by a green glowing beam.

I growled proudly.

"Are you sure that you are Patches?" the leader of the green goblins asked me in a high-pitched squeaky voice.

"Yes. I am named Patches, but I am not to be confused with the calico cat that is going on a carriage ride to the aviary with King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear," I said.

"You are a jaguar named Patches?" a green goblin with bifocals asked me.

"Yes, if you can believe it," I said.

"Stranger things have happened," a green goblin with a squeaky voice said.

"Yeah, like my debit card being doused in chocolate from King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear," I said.

Patches the calico cat meowed a song that sounded like something a siren would sing.

The green goblin aliens laughed their asses off. Their asses fell off their bodies.

"That cat has a great singing voice," the green goblin with a squeaky voice said while trying to compose himself. He spontaneously combusted.

Patches the calico cat sang, "Mmmmrrrrrrrrfrrrroooowwww!!" and the lights on the ship were blinking like crazy.

The Rock Fish was teleported to the ship. "Her voice attracts me. Wherefore is that cat?"

"She'll be in the aviary in a minute," I said. "She does have a beautiful voice."

After a few minutes, we were at the aviary with other animals that were looking for birds to view and eat. Cats, dogs, and wolves howled. Patches the calico cat sang the soprano notes. I sang the tenor notes. We sang that birds were the words.

We sang a song that sounded like this: https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4?si=u-sXvEhlrdZm1QEJ

Patches was singing, "Meow Mow Mow. Ma mow meow!" until Jaybird was throwing gluten-free bread at everyone to help us calm down.

I was smelling the strong scents of the cats and dogs. Only wine would help us cope. Patches the calico cat specifically asked for red red wine because she wanted to quit smelling one particular stankass wild wolf.

The birds actually passed out bowls and glasses of wine to everyone in the waiting room, including the green goblins and the Rock Fish. The stankass wild wolf drank a bigass bowl of wine.

I was drinking a ton of wine before I started chasing a pidgeon. It was the only way to calm my jaguar ass down from being around all of those fuckass people and animals. I growled at the receptionist of the aviary on the way to the rain forest because she was a bitch. I hated how she did paperwork and had to say shit to Guff, a hippie humanoid bull from Hearthstone every time he was there.

King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear walked in the office and heard me growl. "Stop cursing at the receptionist!" he growled.

The receptionist then gave King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear a bottle of wine. He asked as he took the bottle of whiskey, "Do you have lasagna?" He opened the bottle and drank some wine.

"Yes, but we're singing about birds," the receptionist said. "Why couldn't you ask for chicken or turkey?"

"I'm a Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear. It has to be lasagna. Look at my preferences. CHICKEN PARMIGIANA LASAGNA," he said with a straight face. He drank more wine because it was there.

The dogs and prairie dogs gasped. The Rock Fish had a heart attack. Birds ate the Rock Fish's corpse.

Cody burst onto the scene and howled like hell.

Nugget burst into the office. "Sorry I'm late. Is there any wine left?"

King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear handed Nugget the whole bottle of wine.

Nugget opened the bottle and drank as much as his little body could handle. Then he went outside, took a shit, growled at a humming bird, and then came back into the aviary office.

The orc receptionist finally gave King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear a piece of chicken parmigiana lasagna.

When I entered a giant tree, I ate the pidgeon, jumped on the table in there and fucking broke it. I growled at the table and laid on it while a griffin just stared at me like I grew three heads all of a sudden. Actually, come to think of it, my vision did get more panoramic since walking in that room. I felt two more heads near me, so I guess after breaking the table, I grew two more heads. Those alien goblins really did something to me, I guess.

Three plague doctors with heads of ravens and bodies of humans who each had three eyes walked in the room to examine my existence. Their guess as to what happened to me was as good as mine. They asked me to open my mouth, and I opened three of them. Apparently, they saw some wild stuff because they squawked at me and flew on some branches that were nine feet in the air.

When they squawked at me, I was transferred to the middle of the rain forest. Swahili music played in the background. Three witch doctors with parrot heads and orangutan bodies chased me with spears and stethoscopes. I grew two more sets of legs and fucking ran.

"Patches! Patches! Patches! Arga! Missy! Come here! We need to examine what happened! You each have giant heads. Patches has one body!" one of the witch doctors shouted in Iago's voice from Aladdin.

Patches the calico cat ran and meowed loudly.

Arga and Missy walked to the doctors, were examined, and then sent back to the wild with clean bills of health.

"Patches! You have two bodies. I stand corrected. I'm sorry about that!" the green goblin witch doctor said in a strong accent as he stood there with a spear. Then he threw it at her.

Patches^3 and I growled and threw some meows in there. Hummingbirds were examining our ears and asking the witch doctors how in the hell were they going to fix this shit?

The witch doctors then chanted an ancient song to ensure our immortality. They also did a hopscotch dance. I felt the ear wax loosen up through the vibrations of their hopscotch dance. And then we were transferred to a psychedelic reality with cool tie-dye colors and Foghorn Leghorn and the chicken hawk. Daffy and Donald Duck were there, too.

"I SAY GAL! I SAY GAL!" a bigass humanoid chicken yelled at us while being surrounded by the MGM circle with rainbow colors. I don't know how the hell that bigass chicken got a clean bill of health, but I guess witch doctors don't give a shit if you're mutated or not as long as you're healthy. I guess they couldn't fix mutated or stupid, and that chicken was both.

We then saw the white seal from the 1975 movie. We were swimming with him.

"I think we're healthy if we're swimming with a seal," Patches the calico cat said.

"We think so, too," all three of my heads said simultaneously.

Cody swam with us and barked.

"When the hell are we getting home?" Patches the calico cat asked with a merp. She then said, "Merp."

We were then transferred to Kansas in 1939.

"Was that the magic word?" Patches^2 asked Patches the calico cat.

"Merp," Patches the calico cat answered as the white and black doctors poked at her and ran her diagnostics.

"She's cute," the doctor who looked and sounded like Cary Grant said.

Patches wore glowing red high heels and tapped them together.

We went back into the veterinarian office in 725 A.D. The doctors with three eyes then pet Patches the calico cat's belly. She purred.

"Your cat is in good health. She swam the whole English Channel three times, dodged a spear we threw at her, and still has the ability to travel throughout time and space," the three-eyed doctor who sounded like Iago said.

"Really?!" a random brown thrasher asked. He was then trying to perch onto a thin branch and failing.

King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear tried to keep his composure. "I just wanted to make sure," he said with a smile. He had strong teeth.

"Your jaguar is extremely healthy, however she is mutated. We need to do some experiments on her," the short doctor with three eyes said in an Afrikaan accent.

"Nothing that requires vaccinations, right?!" my three heads shouted simultaneously.

"Oh no. We don't need to make you even stranger! We simply want vitals so we can use you to help humanity," the tall doctor with three eyes said in a typical parrot voice.

"That's what they all say. King Chocolate-covered Gummy Bear, I say we blow this popsicle stand!" my three heads shouted simultaneously.

Patches the calico cat jumped off the examining table that was not broken and walked next to King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear.

We the jaguar took a dump out of one butthole, lit the dump on the fire, and ran out of there. We farted to give the explosion more power.

The healthy animals and humans escaped with bottles of wine. Birds flew out of the aviary like bats out of hell. Bats flew out of there like birds out of exploding aviaries. The orc secretary and her co-worker clan grabbed the paperwork and bottles of wine and mead and left.

Cody and Nugget were holding their bottles of wine in their mouths as they ran out of the exploding aviary.

The green goblins and plague doctors escaped with their unidentified flying object.

King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear found the last bottle of wine and casserole dish of chicken parmigiana lasagna in that office, barely escaped with his life, was partially melted, and then opened said bottle of wine and drank from it. He must have drank the other one prior to the aviary exploding.

We the jaguar went over and each took a bite out of our King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear.

"WHAT ARE YOU?!" King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear shouted.

All of a sudden, my King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bear grew four heads, four sets of arms, four sets of legs, and grew to be 1600 pounds. They growled into the heavens.

"Time to get in the carrier!" Patches the calico cat announced as she, Nugget, Cody, and Sir Rollo got into the carriage quickly. Sir Rollo was late this year.

Prince Oliver, an elderly eloquent English man who had just arrived, jumped in that carriage quickly and screamed. "Patches, get in your carrier! Sir Rollo! DRIVE!"

The stankass wild wolf who was no longer stankass was running toward that carriage.

"You don't have to tell us twice!" Patches the calico cat shouted. She entered her carrier that was lined with green velvet and had a red cashmere blanket on the bottom of it. She then purred, closed her own door, and gave half a fuck about anything else.

Sir Rollo started beating the poor horses at the front of the carriage with the reins and screaming "YAAA!!!" repeatedly. His brown eyes damn near bulged out of his head. The horses had clean bills of health, too. There was no bullshit involved with them.

Those poor horses ran like hell. The wild wolf chased them down quickly. A trail of ice followed him.

The five King Chocolate-Covered Gummy Bears, the two other heads attached to me, and I terrorized the whole forest because we were in search for popsicles since we kind of blew the other popsicle stand.

The world took a shit and blew up.

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