#unib shitpost

[starocide]

Do robots get high off electric blunts

[kamenridergaysex]

oh worm *activates blood spike*

[lunartearrose]

Good Night to:

Short princesses, monotone girls with pretty wings , large girls with swords, girls that commit arson, girls that are here for vengance, girls that are friends with vengance but are too busy to participate, smol girls that punch yuu X3, girls that are certain they are girlboss, girls with pet snakes they take everywhere, girls with exactly 1(one) guy on their kill list, fucked up MIA monster girls, girls searching for their MIA friend that has adopted a severely fucked up child in the process, girls that only show up if you beat their two mil point score, and girls that are here to dunk on god for not even giving a story mode-

And also, good night to:

Sword boys on everyone's kill list, boys that wake from their eternal naps just to cruise around in their blanky, big huge meaty claw men, the emo boys that make kill lists, anemic boys out to get better blood for funsies, lost little babs that hold secrets, boys that just want ppl to be safe, high key problematic boys that need years of therapy thanks to their now dead relatives (will explain that one if asked), friendly dead guys, depressed guys that bar tend, book guys that love their dog, dudes that beat up wizards, void fuckers, the voids (smart), and cyborg men that are pretty dang starving

[incorrect-hollow-night]

[carhyde]

nanase at subway's, bitch

[loscardonofrio]

Linne: Hyde, I can't find Seth

Hyde: Don't worry Linne, leave it to me

Deep breath

Hyde: SASUKE!

Linne and everyone around: ...

Seth: NARUTO!

[scharfkugel]

[ahmiin]

i think the best part about Good Omens is literally being just intimately aware that i can never make gemsonas for Aziraphale and Crowley because I know I can never let them fuse ever

ywanna know why?

everyone out there trying to imagine them having a baby or combining themselves and im unfortunately already unfortunately intimately aware of exactly what that looks like so im just

hello darkness my old friend

[wingupingu]

no one:

under night in birth flavor text:

[general-loki]

Yes, I’m playing fight games for the story. UNIST’s is wild. I’ve mostly played Carmine’s chapter so far and it is full of wonderful material. 

[ogamu-banya-blog]

when He Get You In The Corner

[ohwyrd]

unib shitposts.......2

[incorrect-hollow-night]

Linne: Brother..

Kuon: Sister...

Linne: KUON!

Kuon: LINNE!

Hyde: LIQUUUIIIID!!!!!

Seth: SNAAAAAKE!!!

[incorrect-hollow-night]

Linne: I am lost for words!

Hyde, narrating: Despite being lost for words, Linne lectured me for the next twenty five minutes.

[incorrect-hollow-night]

Nanase: Ooh, who're you looking cute for?

Hyde: My boyfriend!

Orie: .....You're CHEATING on me?

Seth: Wait, you guys are dating?

[incorrect-hollow-night]

Waldstein: You feel that, Hyde?

Waldstein: That tingling sensation in your balls?

Seth: ....Are you sure you don't have testicular cancer?