#uni-ball pen

[stationery-matters]

Signo uni-ball um-151, black. Recommended for check writing to prevent check washing. The 0.38 mm point is a bit too fine, so I also ordered a box of 0.5 mm in blue black.

[90s-2000s-barbie]

[arctic-hands]

I've had this Platinum Preppy fountain pen for 7 hours and if something happens to it I'm killing everyone. No "and myself"s, this will be a problem for all y'all I'll be having enough problems already

[chiropteracupola]

forgot my pencil again, but nonetheless the sharpe scribbling doesn't ever stop around here

[kipcrimes]

He’s a vampire but instead of sucking dick he sucks blood

[inkats]

year end skebook dump 👍

[thedogslegart]

Bleeding Heart Dove

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

“How do you even know you’re autistic? You haven’t been diagnosed.”

Mother fucker I have been using the same brand of pen since I was 11 and if I use ANY OTHER KIND OF PEN, I will have a visceral reaction.

[existancexisxstillxpain]

Earlier this week I went to go turn in some paperwork for a passport, and I had missed a couple spots on the application. The guy there looked at it and was like oh do you have the pen you filled this out with? and I was like uumm let me look, and as I was rummaging through my purse he said "probably not, but I think I do" and at the same time we both pulled out THE EXACT SAME SHARPIE S-GEL PEN !!

haha it was awesome, then we both geeked out over pens for a bit. what a cool guy lol

[wellappointeddesk]

Pen Review: Uni-ball One Gel Pen 3 Color Set

Even though I don’t get to attend all the pen shows, Ana does sometimes bring home fun products to try. So I was excited last week when she handed me a Uni-ball One Gel Pen 3 Color Set (Limited Edition: Miyabi). Ana purchased the set at Mai Do at the San Francisco Pen Show, but it doesn’t appear on their website. I did find it available on JetPens (3 Color Set, $6). Many folks say that Uni-ball…

[redqueensemporium]

Keeping an eye out for some new inspiration to draw

[slut4clairo]

lets just say i was mega bored and listened to dust bowl too many times today

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a Facebook post in a group that the name has been edited out other the words "The Stationery". The name of the poster has also been obscured. The text says "Caught my roommate about to pierce a safety seal with MY PEN and I screeched "HELL [BLEEP]ING NO!" and glared and seethed until she handed it back to me. Then she had the *audacity* to say that using a box cutter to pierce the foil was "overkill" as if ruining my last good pen like she was about to ruin our friendship wasn't [angrily exhaling emoji]" end I.D.]

@thetabirb explain to the world your justification for your sins

[supersumc]

Office pen brand thoughts:

BIC: Too basic. 1/10, cheap strokes for cheap folks

Papermate: Better than BIC, but still basic. Their Inkjoy is great, though. 2/10-10/10.

Pilot: Red ink flows like blood from a gashed wound. 50/10

Uni-ball: The ink flows onto the page almost uncontrollably, like water from a spring. 100/10

[kyletogaz]

uni student kyle who’s in the library with his mates and won’t shut the hell up, despite you giving him warning after warning. the last straw for you was when a paper ball went soaring through the air, and instead of it hitting johnny like intended, you’re the one getting smacked in the side of the face with it.

“what the fuck is your problem!?” you nearly shriek, fed up and ready to knock him across his head with your textbook.

and kyle being the smartass that he is, just smirks and asks you if someone pissed in your weetabix this morning, before going back to his loud discussion about some stupid rugby match.

and poor you, you just sit there silently fuming because this is the library and you can’t react the way you want to. there are way too many people around and you don’t wanna get thrown out.

“just ignore him,” your friend says with a scowl directed towards kyle’s table.

you resume your studies and do your best to ignore johnny’s obnoxious laughter. you learn fuck all, because of the distracting chatter coming from the other table. it isn’t until kyle starts tapping his pen loudly against the surface of the table, that you decide you’ve had enough. you’re up on your feet and looming over them before your friend can stop you.

“hey asshole, have some respect. this is a library!” you hiss at him.

kyle doesn’t respond to your words, but he does make you emit a noise of disgust when he blows a kiss at you. and because you’re feeling very petty, you make to grab the kiss out of thin air, before you throw it to the ground and stomp on it, much to kyle’s dismay.

you try to stifle your laughter at the sound of johnny and the quiet one, simon, cackling at the look on kyle’s face. feeling satisfied, you shoot the trio a beaming smile before letting your friend drag you out of the library.

you miss the way kyle narrows his eyes at you while you’re on your way out the door. the nerve of you to destroy his air kisses.

he wonders briefly what you would do if he kissed you for real.

“only one way to find out.”

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kyle’s masterlist | uni-verse masterlist | main masterlist

[bluefunkybeats]

ZAYNE DOMESTIC HEADCANONS

~ PART 2

cw: suggestive below cut!!!

Zayne who, when he doesn’t want to read research articles to get you asleep- due to how monotonous and tedious they get- instead reads ‘The Little Prince’ to you. Sometimes to tease you he turns the book and points to the picture like he’s reading it to a little kid or something. If you react with a warning paw to his arm he’ll respond with a breathy chuckle.

Zayne who always steals a sip of your drink with your straw when you’re out on a lunch date. Will tell you that a variety of liquids is good for the diet if you call him out.

Zayne who responds to the doodles you make on the calendar hung on his kitchen wall with his own snowman doodles. You can tell there’s a lot of love behind them but certainly also a lazily held pen (which you’ll allow since he does these very early in the morning before work). Other times he’ll just respond with comments like “oh really?” to the nonsense you write and graffiti on that thing.

Zayne who enjoys all kinds of sweet cold treats but always has some classic Magnum ice creams in his freezer drawer because it’s a reliable choice. He can’t nag you and will just give a touché happy sigh about any sort of snacks you store next to his beloved Magnums: it’s your checkmate.

Zayne who has a small potted plant in the desk of his office. He’s never really went too long without watering it, but ever since you’ve put a plant poke with a cute little character to give company to his plant, he’s never been more motivated to water it. It certainly adds a bit of you to his space, and he has the habit of stroking the little plant’s leaves in caress when he thinks of you during work.

Zayne who packs your bag for uni or work if he knows you’ll be too busy to attend to it until the morning or if you’ve dozed off already.

Zayne who readjusts your sleeping positions with the most gentle hands, otherwise he can’t be soothed to continue doing anything else. He gets prickles on his back just to think about you waking up with a hurting back.

Zayne who feels contentment he can’t describe when he slides his closet door open and opens the shallow little accessory drawer, and finds your jewellery in a specialised velvet tray and his prescription glasses on the other end.

Zayne who because of you, has a little egg timer resemblant of a chicken to help out when he cooks. He used to just use alarms on his phone, but ever since your silly little gift, he won’t use anything else. The first thing he did when he found the incongruous little chicken character was ask if you if it had a name.

Zayne who picked up your little habit of storing socks as little balls. When you’re both sat on the bed balling up his and your socks, he’ll grab one like a snowball and boop it to the side of your cheek.

Zayne who when he sees you really sluggish coming out the shower, will get you dressed and have you sit cross-legged on the edge of the bed mattress as he stands and dries your hair with the hairdryer.

Zayne who once put your soiled slippers in the washing machine while you slept before leaving for work in a really early dark winter morning. He kissed your hand and jotted down a little note on the bedside table for you to use his slippers instead, which were faced outwards from where you’d naturally put your feet to get up from bed.

Zayne who has a regime with you of cutting and peeling fruits for each other back and forth. Once outdid you by making his orange to you look like a water lily, knowing and having schemed that you couldn’t do anything more creative. The bastard. All your oranges from henceforth were like that, to rub it in your face with the excuse of vitamin D. Yeah right. You’ll get him.

Zayne who involuntarily (or voluntarily, who knows) flusters you when removing your underwear from the plastic peg rack. Upon meeting your dazzled face, holds the cloth almost touching the side of his cheek.“Should I not take this garment to face value?”