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firefighter jason from a twt prompt <33

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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

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"everything you liked about the original tlou was due to a writer who had beef with the megacorporation that owns the studio he worked at so they kicked him out and excluded his name from any installments based on his work so now the hack whose mess he cleaned up to make the game you remember wrote an inferior script full of childish ethnocentric politics for a sequel and he's being touted as the genius behind the entire franchise when everything he touches becomes shallow and unsatisfying because he's in reality the todd howard of video game writers" capitalism truly is the death of art everything is such a scam i hope naughty dog goes bankrupt and neil druckmann gets hit by a bus

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I believe that Santa could defeat Jigsaw. Jigsaw can control the entire situation by having an entire year to prepare and use drugged cookies and milk to knock out the fat man and drag him off to his holly jolly torture cavern.

Present him with a series of Christmas themed traps to dissect the morality of naughty and nice, asking Santa if he feels like he is allowed to decide the status of others, if he is justified in his constant surveillance, if his gifts or coal hve ever made a real difference in his many years of operations.

Jigsaw has him trapped: no chimney, no sleigh, no elves, no nothing.

However, Santa has a major advantage over Jigsaw: he knows him.

He tells John that he's sorry about Gideon. Gideon would have loved Billy.

Santa talks to John, seeing right through the marionette and the voice synthesizer, and he keeps up a running commentary on everyone of the trapped victims as he uses his toy making knowledge to disarm the traps and set them free without harm.

He relentlessly chases down John without pause or rest, still calmly talking about John's other victims, and describing the parts of their lives that Kramer didn't see, the struggles and difficulties he didn't know about, and finally confronts John with the truth once he corners him:

John didn't do this to test Santa, these were all his on fears about his own work.

Santa leaves John Kramer's gift on his bedside table and leaves, and when John opens it up it's a board puzzle that becomes a family photo once John solves it. It's himself and Jill, when they had just gotten the news about the pregnancy.

John stares at it for a while before tossing it aside and starting work on his next series of potentially deadly (but potentially survivable) tests.

can i hire you to make the saw christmas special

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we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

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Ok

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dungeon meshi is about the power fantasy of being in the exactly perfectly correct situation for your personal brand of autism to be an essential, lifesaving asset

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wheres seasons greasons

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Hopeless idiot ignores biological calls for sleep, stays on computer far longer than necessary

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They just found traces of divinity in that burrito you got across the street from those street vendors

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why are you, a bara man with great opinions and large breasts, having to go to work today

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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

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I can see why they got rid of this feature

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i've had this phone for almost 10 months and i just found out that it atomizes apps when i uninstall them this is so funny

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tweet 1: "happy international lesbian day, if you use the orange and pink flag i designed and have a few bucks to spare i would really appreciate any help at all"

tweet 2: "ive been skipping meals to afford to see a specialist so even $1 helps. i have no family to ask for help."

This international lesbian day I hope some support can be extended to Emily Gwen. The flag they have made has been used by many corporations and they do not receive any money made from those sales. They are also dealing with housing insecurity and have many financial problems

their ko-fi:

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In absence of a fairytale ending

ramble in the readmore ^_^

I like looking at godonaru from the angle of like. How they've both been obsessed with being heroes, saving people - especially the ones they love - and failing.

How they both had 'fairytale' ideal love stories that didn't end how they wanted, and they've had to grow past it.

For Diego, obviously he lost his happy future with Mia; but for Phoenix I think about how in aa2 he spent a year grieving Miles, after pining for this man so much he spent years building a career to save him and be his hero, thinking he finally did it and he might get his chance - only to lose him. And he ends up resenting him for it; thinking Miles really did end up heartless and only able to live with 'success'. Even when Miles came back, he was still so angry and hurt - and I think the fairytale idea of love he had for Miles very possibly could've been lost there.

And they still mean a lot to each other in the end, they rebuild their trust and realize the way in which they can rely on each other - but the love Phoenix had might not be in the same way afterwards. Miles ends up leaving a lot still - and I think he still has his own personal work to do before he might be properly romantically available.

Maybe someday he could find another way to love Miles when they're both ready... But maybe instead Phoenix finds himself with Diego, commiserating on how to love when the dream falls through, when neither of them got the fairytale ending they hoped for - and maybe teaching eachother how to under less illusive expectations :)

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these are the two most important fate images. these two images encompass the entire emotional spectrum of having read kinoko nasu’s hit visual novel fate/stay night.