#unfortunately Jared Leto

[angeltannis]

was not expecting much (or anything) out of Haunted Mansion (2023) besides a few actors I like being in it. but aside from the "Marvel humor" that's plaguing pretty much every Disney release these days, it was actually surprisingly heartfelt, sweet and emotional. and I did not expect it to deal with, uh...suicidal ideation? in both an adult And a child character? that was unexpectedly mature for a Disney ghost movie. actually got me a little bit teared up in places (partially also because Lakeith Stanfield is a phenomenal actor)

[nokaveman]

looking at Moebius's concept art for Tron always makes me want to explode like rghghghgh how could one man have had this much juice

[boyswanna-be-her]

I guess BFR and i, like, love each other or whatever 🙄

[x-crowmancer-x]

then they Morbed all over each other. the end.

[itspanimi]

twink death

[venussaidso]

Mekhi Alante Lucky and Jeremy Meeks are two male models who got spotted from their mugshots.

It's very likely that they could both have Ketu-ruled Moons — Mekhi Alante Lucky with Mula Moon and Jeremy Meeks with Ashwini Moon.

The 'reformed delinquent' is something I've noticed a lot for Ketuvians, especially the men. For example, Ashwini Moon Matt Dillion was discovered by a casting agent while bunking off school, being rebellious early on — only to then play an actual delinquent fictional character. “I wasn’t in class, you could say that. I think why I ended up doing that movie was because I connected so much with the character. I recognized this kid, he was a juvenile delinquent – he was in a much worse place than I was, probably.”

This took me back to the character Roi, from the Spanish series Berlin, played by Mula Moon Julio Peña. Roi is literally a reformed delinquent — I touched on his character a bit more in my post Ketu Dominant Themes — 𝐍𝐚𝐤𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 (part 2) 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝟑.

And Roi randomly reminded me of Fontaine from They Cloned Tyrone, who's played by Magha Moon John Boyega. Fontaine's initial purpose of existing is to be a hard ass drug dealer, maintaining the cycle of violence and stagnancy within his community — which he means to transcend when he discovers that everything about his role in his town is simply manufactured.

This arc supporting the reformed delinquent.

Also, Matt Dillion talking about bunking school reminded me of an old guy friend of mine that I went to high school with throughout. He had Ashwini Moon. He used to bunk class regularly since the ninth grade, and was a heavy drinker already. He was always caught up in violence and conflict. I'm not sure if he's reformed, but last time he drunk called me at night before a school exam, telling me he accidentally stabbed someone– that person is luckily alive. Anyway, not all Ashwini natives will be like this or are like this — before someone lectures me in the comments. But he was a dangerous individual. Unfortunately, at that time, I didn't see that side of him fully. We used to walk together everyday after school, we would talk about everything and anything. The potential to reform or rehabilitate is there [but I don't trust men to change].

And just last year, I encountered a Magha Moon guy, who is the ex boyfriend of my Magha stellium friend. We were all talking about some random shit before he started talking about dark stuff. He looked me straight in my eyes and told me he stabbed his stepdad the year before. He's a very scary individual, and unfortunately I still cross paths with him on campus. Being random as I am, I had asked for his birth details upon first meeting — because his ragged appearance looked very Martian/Ketuvian and I just wanted to confirm my suspicions. His nature is very, very draining and abusive.

Ashwini Moon Dennis Rodman has been also known for his delinquent antics for his entire career, never caring for others and what others think. This level of detachment from Ketu definitely makes these individuals possibly dangerous as they don't care about rules or crossing boundaries. For example, Rodman had been attacking cameramen while he's literally playing in the game [basketball] — one day he violently kicked a cameraman in the groin and got this guy hospitalized, paying him $200,000 in settlement.

Mula Sun, Ashwini Moon Jared Leto is also known for being creepy & abusive towards his cast members and other celebrities. He's also a cult member. He's also known for attacking his fans.

And finding out that Suge Knight has Sun in Ashwini was quite shockingly validating as he reminds of that former Ashwini guy friend of mine. Suge Knight has always been violent since high school, being kicked off football teams due to his headless nature and drive to cross the lines — always using the game as an excuse to destroy his opponents, but gaining nothing material at all from it. This is extremely Ketuvian of him, as his Moon is conjunct Ketu as well. And his Ketu is exalted, being in Jyestha nakshatra.

Also, you might notice that Venus nakshatra natives will have an overlap with Ketu nakshatra natives. I know for sure that Venusians can be inclined to violence. Chris Brown is the most typical Venus nakshatra man I could think of right now.

Sidereal fire signs, and sidereal Scorpios, tend to show up in people who behave dangerously. Xxxtentacion had sidereal Scorpio Moon, and he was a delinquent.

Erykah Badu has sidereal Scorpio ASC.

[thesharktanksdriver]

Out of all live action jokers (Ceasar romero, jack nicholson, heath ledger, jared leto, cameron monaghan, joaquin phoenix) who do you think magical girl y/n would hate the most? I think she would hate ceasar, jack, cameron joker equally particularly hate heath joker the most and sympathize joaquin joker

Magical girl reader dislikes the joker on a very fundamental level but she definitely hates some version more than others if she were to have met them.

Let’s just say she somehow learns of them or meets them because of a non-canon inter dimensional joked team up or something. Like she gets kidnapped as just regular old y/n Wayne and has to pretend to be held there hostage as to not blow her own cover or smth. The entire time she’s there she’s blank faced holding herself back from grabbing a crowbar-

For Ceasar Romero joker she’s uneasy. She gets the vibe that he’s always on the verge of snapping and that’s saying something since he’s already a manically laughing clown. Though on the other hand she can see what looks like a moustache poking out from beneath the white makeup and red lipstick. Also objectively he’s one of the more “tame” of them, even with his schemes. Still on edge though, but out of the live action jokers besides maybe Joaquin Phoenix’s she’d rather deal with him than ledger’s or god forbid Ledo’s.

Jack nicholson’s joker she has a certain sort of hate for especially when realizing he’s the reason for his Bruce’s loss of his parents. Not to mention he’s just plain unsettling. He’s a different unsettling compared to ledger’s appearance of disheveled, his is just full clown in the most unsettling way possible. Plus that smile, it definitely sticks with her afterwards.

For Heath ledger she’s the most afraid particularly because of how planned he is. Unlike the others he’s meticulous in his chaos, he plans wide spread chaos and anarchy. he wants to be anarchy, wants to push Batman to the brink to see just how far he’ll go for Gotham and its people. It doesn’t matter about the theatrics of the event the theatrics are a means to end to make a pint, it’s just the outcome that matters. It’s the cause and effect. Every action he makes is apart of a bigger plan to bring Gothams downfall. So yeah safe to say she’s the most terrified of him, but along with that would go up and talk with her. Debate and philosophize. He wants to get in her head, but unfortunately for both her and him she’s not so easily manipulated due to living on the streets long enough to know the signs. But that just makes her a more interesting subject for him, how a little girl has more willpower and intelligence than most grown adults.

Her opinion on Cameron Monaghan’s joker/jokers since their twins would be “is this genetic or something???” Like it’s weird it happened once let alone twice in the same bloodline. The one with the stapled face reminds her of when her joker wore his own face as a mask.

For Joaquin Phoenix as you put it she definitely sympathizes with Arthur. If this hypothetically takes place after she accidentally ended up in his universe he’d be so happy to see her while she’s sitting there absolutely horrified. She would blame herself heavily for letting him end up this way, she’d keep thinking of what ifs. She can’t accept that with or without her interference he’d still end up on the path he did. She can’t accept that she couldn’t have changed the outcome. What’s weird though in this situation is the whole situation of him thinking he’s part Wayne (which is dubious as best to be true) so he thinks she’s his niece due to being half brothers with Bruce. Which honestly is not making this situation any better.

She thinks Jared ledo joker is a plain weirdo. Like she’s half convinced he’s one of his own goons until it’s fully confirmed and she has the most “are you fucking serious” faces known to man. She gets he’s still as bad as the others but she cannot and will not take that dude seriously with the ugly face tattoos, no eyebrows and general lack of underwhelming he exudes when compared to the others. The other jokers are at least theatric in their schemes, ledo joker is a dime a dozen mob boss without the class that a mob boss typically exudes. She’d honestly be lowkey judging suicide squad Harley a bit being like “this one is the one you fell for, girl you could do so much better than this” (You can maybe tell my opinion of this version of joker lololololol). For a little girl she’s particularly dry, deadpan and stone faced due to all the stress on her shoulders and lack of childhood, she will say things as they are without softening the blow at all especially if she does not like you because she couldn’t give two shits. She will and would absolutely tell ledo joker to his face that the funniest joke he’ll ever tell is saying he’s a good joker when compared to the others. She may or may not try to lunge across the table at him if he mentions Harley, she will need to be held back or else she’s going to go feral-

I will also add to the mix here Batman the animated series joker, Lego joker and the Batman joker as well. I know the ask was initially for the live action ones but I thought I’d add more.

Batman the animated series joker particularly pisses her off with his treatment of Harley similarly to ledo joker. She hates abusers, seen too many in her time in Gotham and has seen from her Harley the effects it has on surviving victims. Keyword in this case surviving. She’d seen and heard too many domestic dispute gone wrong through the thin walls of apartments she stayed at. Gunshots and screams before silence. At least compared to Ledo, animated series joker is less like a pathetic crime lord and more of an actual clown prince of crime. Side note She also hates he sounds like mark hamill, she now can’t watch star wards without being reminded of him.

Lego joker is admittedly maybe her favourite. Like is he still the Joker? Yes and she viscerally hates that. But is he also a funny little guy as well? Yes very much so. Like the little dude is just goofy in the best way possible. I’m imagining him like the Lego Spider-Man from across the spiderverse so he’s sitting on the palm of her hands kicking his feet back and forth talking about him and Batman. Is it weird to hear him talk about his version of her adoptive dad like they’re in a relationship? Maybe? But is it also funny as hell? Holy fuck yeah. The funniest shit is that she assumes his Batman is grim dark serious like the other Batman’s and doesn’t know Lego Bruce/batman is just as unhinged and hilarious.

Joker from “the Batman” show creeps her out. The fully red eyes with white pupils, crooked yellow teeth. The fact he’ll suddenly switch from funny clown to barefoot chasing someone down in complete darkness while manically laughing. Probably thought he was a shadowmite first seeing him in darkness with the red eyes. She will give him this, he actually treats Harley kindly. She will still tell Harley she deserves better but does give him the golden star sticker of at least doing the bare minimum of being a decent partner. Not a decent human, but at least he isn’t an abuser while being a homicidal clown, you gotta have standards somewhere.

[jokerfic]

Not you popping out of nowhere a year later with a new fic in a fandom I'm going to have to learn about so that I can read it

the way I'm literally so sorry it's not Dark Knight Joker (I've been putting in work on that fic too this year, I promise! it's sitting at 70 pages and if this frenzy of productivity lasts I hope to turn it towards that next, Ledger Joker is somehow always easier for me to write in the winter) but the heart wants what it wants when it wants it, and Jerome Valeska, who is a bigger flirt and a better boyfriend to an OC (somehow, despite the… atrocities) than TDK Joker is what this heart wants right now.

but since I've got you can I give you (and anyone else out of the know) my elevator pitch on Fox's Gotham right quick? There'll be some spoilers but only the kind of spoilers I think you need to hear to decide whether or not you want to watch this show, I prommy. THANKS

ok SO do you ever find yourself wondering when comic book properties got so BORING? do you ask yourself where all the color went? do you find yourself nodding along when your buddy complains that if comic book show writing is gonna be so shitty, it might as well also be fun? look no further than seasons 2-5 of Gotham I promise you will not regret watching seasons 2-5 of Gotham

(season 1 was when they were committed to trying to run it like a straight prequel where Batman and his entire Rogues gallery wouldn't exist for another 20 years, and they also thought they were making a gritty detective show about the GCPD, although nobody was allowed to say fuck and everyone both outside of canon and in it knew that the best place to "detect" criminals in Gotham was inside the GCPD itself, but fortunately they gave that up after one season and switched over to just doing a kidfic version of Batman with a slightly-younger-but-still-weirdly-adult-given-that-they're-beefing-with-a-12-year-old Rogues Gallery)

Gotham, once it hits its stride in season 2, thinks it's a comic book movie from the 90s. Gotham thinks it's a comic book run from the 90s, period. I think almost every major character dies and comes back to life at least once. It's in the same nebulous simultaneously modern and steampunky-old-fashioned time period as A Series of Unfortunate Events and they lean harder into the design with every season that passes. Nobody has any common sense and NOBODY talks like a person. Gotham features the wettest, cuntiest version of Oswald Cobblepot I've ever seen and at one point he gets fake haunted (? it's been a while, I'm not clear on that point anymore).

(They do introduce Jerome in Season 1, though, so you might have to watch the first season after all. sorry.)

At some point they cast Cameron Monaghan as a character they named Jerome Valeska and they're like "Okay, Cam. You are playing a PROTO-JOKER. The real actual Joker isn't around yet and besides we don't have the rights to him, so be subtle, right? Play it cool. Just tasteful hints."

And Cam went "10-4, heard you loud and clear, dw about a thing" and then proceded to blast everyone's nips off when he did what every actor to play the Joker after Heath Ledger has been desperate to do and THEN some-- not only did he play the spiritual successor to Ledger's Joker, but he played the spiritual successor to Nicholson's Joker, he played the spiritual successor to Hamill's Joker, he did his own thing, the shifting nature of the role meant he was able to be like 6 different Jokers at once and every single one of them fucks. Like, I legitimately 100% believe his performance on this not-quite-CW-Batman TV show made a big enough splash that it played a part in the DC execs looking at Jared Leto's Machine Gun Kelly-meets-Spirit Halloween Mallrat Joker cosplay and going "…I think I've had enough of this guy," thank God.

Obviously Jerome is TO ME the heir to the Joker throne with no contest at all, not even a little bit, and besides him, the show is a blast and feels like what Batman felt like to me as a little kid-- like the 90s movies, like the animated series. Is it GOOD? I'm obviously too emotionally compromised to give you a solid answer. I suspect not, but if you're like me (and if you like my writing, then I think you probably are), you don't need good as much as fun and interesting, and Gotham is definitely that. It's streaming on Max, but if for SOME incomprehensible reason you don't want to watch one literal hundred 40-minute episodes of Riverdale-but-make-it-Batman, I am 100% amenable to uploading the 13 episodes that feature Jerome onto my google drive and posting the links here for anyone who wants them lmao. (If it's not obvious, it's the sort of show where you don't really have to watch everything to figure out what's going on-- it's a soap opera, you'll get the gist.)

ok that wasn't so much an elevator pitch as it was a stuck-on-the-bus-with-a-guy-who-won't-stop-trying-to-get-you-to-join-his-cult pitch but give it some thought anyway, ok? ok. love you bye

[climbdraws]

my mom being a jared leto fan is unfortunate but it means I get to listen to wc amv music while cooking

[momoa-hunnam-leto-reigns-inc]

This here is one of the hottest Tumblrs ever. It hasn't been updated in years, unfortunately, but is it full of yummy goodies (i.e. Jared Leto, Charlie Hunnam, and occasionally, Jason Momoa). I feel like I've found my Tumblr twin.

What a way to start my birthday today!

[inkedmyths]

10/10 for being a well crafted fursuit. 10/10 for having the balls to go to the fucking Met Gala in a fursuit. 0/10 he didn't say it's Morbin Time. Also if he was a real brave man he should take it to a furcon.

Actually no going to make this an actual post.

I know jack shit about fashion! Send me looks from this year's Met Gala and I'll rate them based on probably convoluted means

[kmp78]

« Is it me who misinterprets or TTT doesn't seem so happy. At the end of the video we see JL looking towards her, or elsewhere, but she makes a face of a little girl « 

That's exactly it. Looking at her face at the end, we see when he looks at her, she turns her head away. He may have said something to her that upset her 🤷🏻‍♀️. The atmosphere was a little weird I think. Unfortunately I don't see any love in the 2 videos we saw. This one and the one where they walk separately are from the same evening.

The entire video, short as it is, once again boils down to and shows the one undeniable fact we have all witnessed a billion times before:

Everything is done on Jared Leto's terms. 💯

HE is "in charge" of the situation, turning whichever way and deciding when they move or stop etc.

GTGT simply latches on trying to be involved in his life while he shows zero signs of even acknowledging it, and EW of course just trails behind as he always does.

The dynamic could not be any clearer. 💯

[cator99]

And Yup she has the buzz cut it's all the same 100% nothing changes except instead of Brad Pitt its Britney. I think I'd like Lena Dunham to play the main character guy. Ellen degeneres as the pretty boy Jared Leto character. They would all still be Men in the narrative obviously and have the same names all that and their femaleness is never at all adressed or acknowledged. And while it would be "interesting" or "poignant" (kill your selfs) for this to be an all female thing unfortunately my vision only makes sense if timothee chalamet is to play marla singer. And yeah so basically someone should hire me to fuck up the entertainment industry real bad

[gamerdog1]

Morbius Review

Yeah, I know I'm late to the party with this one, but better late than never, eh?

I think everyone knows, or has at least heard of the infamous Morbius movie. A film trying so hard to launch a universe of Spider-Man baddies without Spider-Man, that got launched into the spotlight through sheer force of meme potential. You couldn't take to steps anywhere on social media without hearing about it.

Fast forward a few years, and while picking out bean sprouts from pad thai I could've sworn I asked for without, I decided to give this living legend a go. And what I found, unfortunately, does not live up to the hype.

The film follows a doctor with rare blood disease, who spends his entire career experimenting to find a way to cure himself. When he discovers that splicing bat DNA into his own blood eases his symptoms, he thinks he's cured, but quickly realizes that he's become a bloodthirsty vampire. With the feds hot on his tail, Morbius tries to find a way to fix himself, save his girlfriend, and avoid the wrath of his rival.

Sadly, my wordy plot summary does this film more justice than it does itself. This film drags on more than a grandmother giving a stern talking-to. So much of this film is bland, stock set-up, and then when Morbius finally becomes a vampire, we quickly go back to human drama like its nothing. Its almost like the film doesn't think we should see him doing cool things for very long, so it forces the little freak to sit down, shut up, and be normal while it keeps spinning its yarn about hospital workers and rare diseases.

its quite an accomplishment, really, to make a story like Morbius' so dull. At times I found myself on my phone, distracted from all the mundane talking scenes. I now understand how my little cousins feel, when they ask me to skip to fight scenes in shows we watch.

Eventually, when the seriousness of this film bubbles over, it becomes accidentally hilarious. Jared Leto saying "stinky little pinky" nearly made me spit out my drink, and watching him and Matt Smith throw each other around like ragdolls had me kicking my feel and giggling. This film should not be funny, and clearly isn't trying to be, yet somehow it is. Maybe if all other crappy Sony movies like these did this, we'd be a better society.

However, I'm not counting out this film entirely. At various times while watching, I exclaimed "that was pretty cool" or "what a nice shot", unsarcastically of course. Within this ball of over-seriousness and accidental humor are some half decent shots, scenes, and effects, which injected some much needed life into the veins of this shambling corpse of this film. The swarms of vampire bats were a stand-out for me, mostly because I can't imagine how long it took to animate it, and I hope the animators got paid good money. The smoke effects during flight and echolocation were pretty cool to look at too, and are a fresh take on visualizing sound.

All in all, though, Morbius isn't what I expected. I came for a so-bad-its-good film about a silly vampire guy who 'morbs', and I ended up with a film that took itself way too seriously to make itself funny all the time. I'm a bit disappointed, but hopefully this doesn't dissuade Sony from making more crappy offshoot movies like these. If they can make them sillier, I'll watch them all.

4/10

[untilthcyrot]

🐶 — any pets? 😍 — celebrity crush(es)? 😊 — any career desires?

MUNDAY ASKS.

🐶 — any pets?

I have a satan cat named Puddie. I say that because, unfortunately, we taught him to be aggressive when he was a kitten. He'd rush our hands and we'd do this playful/gentle wrestle move where we'd flip him over. He loved it and we never hurt him. So now he sees us trying to pet him as an attack lmao. I also have two german shepherd siblings named Jaxon and Rajah. We've had them since they were eight weeks old and they're actually turning five years old this Wednesday ;___; I love them so freaking much it's ridiculous.

😍 — celebrity crush(es)?

Waaayyy too many to list and a lot of the times it depends on what I'm into (like any specific movies where I can obsess over the actor lmao). Matthew Gray Gubler, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Jared Leto, Joe DeRosa, Milo Ventimiglia, and sooo many more <3

😊 — any career desires?

I've always wanted to be a best-selling author. I've always been floating around the idea of getting into computer repair work / IT.

[rox-and-prose]

Apparently, Leto wasn't dressed as just any cat. he was specifically dressed as Karl Lagerfeld's cat, who was a very important part of the designer's life. Still doesn't make seeing Jared Leto in a fursuit any easier, but at least it makes more sense now.

Unfortunately I'm aware of this, but honestly my second biggest issue is that he took the head off. He should have left it on. Also it should have been someone else. That's the biggest issue.