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lilqine · 1 year ago
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hello to everyone, weeks passed i announced my return from being hiatus for 1yr. i also said that i will continue my first ever smau, unexpected but i didn't speak an unexpected thing. the true story why i wrote about it, it's because of me and my boyfriend love story. we met unexpectedly, we became friends unexpectedly and we became couples unexpected. our relationship is longer than a year, and thing turns out to be great; but then when august hit by. we suddenly broke up. we tried to fixed it up but unfortunately its getting unhealthy and toxic, so we decided to stop our relationship. though, i still hope we can try again and maybe its just the timing is wrong. no matter what i want, it wouldn't happened because he was the first one to give up to our relationship. i can't really tell the full story about what happened but this is the summary of it
yes, i will stop and discontinued my smau. i don't want to stop but its for the better. my mental health is getting bad again because it's affecting my relationship with my boyfriend. to those people who supported me from the beginning of my journey, thankyou so much. words cannot express how much y'all meant to me. please take care of yourself and no matter what happens, keep chasing your dreams. iloveyou🫶🫶
again this is lilanie, signing off
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jayflrt · 1 year ago
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𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐒 15. 8ball brings nations together
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SUMMARY ▸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he’s stoned off his ass.
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volleyboyfriends · 2 months ago
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okay okay i am not saying this is the best idea for a fanfiction but
kageyama and hinata getting into an argument about something, and it blows out into this huge thing between them that nobody on the team is able to rectify
and the seperatation between the two grows and hurts them both so much in a way they cant describe to anyone else but yet they are so prideful that they can't get out of this mess
but finally maybe the tension becomes too much, or even better, they win a stressful match maybe at interlims or nationals and the happiness and excitement and pride swells up and they make up right then and there on the court because they realized the seperation between then hurt so much because they want each other so much, on the court and off of it and the only way their one braincell decided to fix the ache of the seperation is by kissing
in the end, i need more angsty fics with endings like this please someone deliver me from this torturous existence
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happyfoolz · 6 days ago
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unexpected. — #1. prophetic dream
a/n: aaand here's the first chapter 🥰 i hope you like it!
warnings: explicit language
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<- profiles #2 | masterlist | chapter two ->
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nichmeddar · 7 days ago
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lando norris
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pt 3.
summary: The relationship was unexpected not only from the fans, but it was unexpected to the both of them as well.
genre: fluff, smau
paring: Lando Norris x Influencer!reader
warnings!: swearing, attempted humour
fc: Lani Pliopa
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yourusername : you never told me you played the drums
landonorris : was i supposed to?
landonorris : also
landonorris : how did you know?
landonorris : are you stalking me🤨🤨
yourusername : does it count as stalking though?
yourusername : its all online….
yourusername : isn’t that’s public information😊
landonorris : NO⁉️⁉️
yourusername : oh boo😒😒
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yourusername posted a story!
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bsfuser very much needed from the rant
yourusername stopp😖✋
yourusername thats exactly why.
yourusername went through pinterest. did not expect those pics to hit me hard
bsfuser woman you are whipped for someone you haven’t even met😀
yourusername bitch the pics hit HARD
yourusername i scroll, my eyes widened, cover my mouth in shock, put my phone down, and the process repeats🙁😔
bsfuser you need help😭
yourusername dont we all🤷‍♀️
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landonorris : shit completely forgotten that i am not available on the 18th😭
yourusername : oke
landonorris : okay?
landonorris : that's it????
landonorris : you arent going to beg me to come?
yourusername : nahh why should i found someone better to go with🥰🙏
landonorris : wow not even a small bit of dissapointment🙁✋
yourusername : do you even check your calender?
landonorris : no…?
yourusername : exactly so i became the better person and asked someone elsed because according to research your supposed to be in austin then
landonorris : fair
landonorris : hope you enjoy the concert though
yourusername : i will thank you very much😇😇
yourusername : i refuse to go with a go with a guy anyways 😒
yourusername : ITS BROS BEFORE HO‼️
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landonorris : where do you live?
yourusername : excuse me??
yourusername : what happened to hi?
yourusername : hello?
yourusername : good morning?????
landonorris : just tell me which country you live in
ladnonorris : please?
yourusername : idkk man how am I sure I won't be kidnapped?🤨🤨
landonorris : no joke yn
landonorris : which country
landonorris : i wanna meet you
yourusername : OH‼️
yourusername : well in that case
yourusername : i live in miami
landonorris : aight bet
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velvetcrimsonkisses · 6 months ago
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SMAU- UNEXPECTED INTERRUPTION !
(Gojo, Geto, Toji, Nanami, Choso, Sukuna, Higuruma)
Note: you get walked in on while doing activities...
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lilqine · 1 year ago
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welcome back?
To start, i formally apologize for ghosting my smau and of course this account.
Hello to my followers, everyone who supported my smau and to the new comers. its been a year since i posted in this account and i am very sorry, i didn't give any update or any announcement, i just disappeared. a lot of things happened and a lot of it changed. some of my followers unfollowed me and i completely understand that, and as you can see i came back (ireally miss u guys) to redeem myself and yes, i am indeed continuing my smau!! horay! but of course this time i had planned a lot of new smau, it will be english tho. i just saw that a lot of people can't understand tagalog that much and i really wanted that everyone can read it so yea.
i've been struggling in life, and as you know i have a life outside this community. i can't manage it that time (1 yr ago) aside from that ive been diagnosed with bipolar 1 and eating disorder, in my school a lot of works, exam and etc but now i learned a lot in my journey and recovering. i've come to think, what was the thing i did, the thing i like the most and i remember 'it was writing'. so here i am coming back, i hope you would continue to support this acc and my works just like how u did last yr, and i am grateful for your love and support. thankyou
-love lilanie🧚‍♀️
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nichmeddar · 1 month ago
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charles leclerc
| unexpected bonds
pairing : single dad! charles leclerc x fem!reader
summary : your packed schedule has led you to delay your plans with charles. though you were excited, an unexpected surprise may change everything, will you be able to faced it all?
a/n : this is part two of “fateful encounters” series .
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Your first audition in modeling was when you were 12, in a downtown park that seemed sketchy at first but turned out to be legitimate. If you were to recalled - you recalled being grateful it ended by 5 p.m, the heat and humidity had you breaking a sweat, slowly ruining the makeup they applied. Now, here you are, ten years later in Monaco, preparing for a shoot scheduled at noon.
Modeling wasn’t difficult compared to other career choices, but it took its toll on you. The constant comparison with others, the subtle exclusion and dropping yourself from runway shows - weighed down your spirits. You were confident in your beauty, a bad bitch through and through, yet there were days self doubt creep in.
So, when a strikingly handsome man invited you out for dinner, your confidence skyrocketed like a shooting star blazing across the night sky. You couldn’t help but wonder—was it the intoxicating allure of male validation? Am I wrong for enjoying his attention?
You weren’t seeking a relationship at the moment, but if an opportunity presented itself, why not attempt it? After all your piece-of-shit cheating ex-boyfriend wasn’t your type.
The sex was mediocre, the love was there, but his wandering eyes and dick left you feeling hollow.
The days in Monaco had flown by, and so far, everything was going wonderfully. You felt alive in a place where you could thrive, doing what you loved. Yet, there were moments when homesickness crept in, a longing for the familiar flavors of home - cooked meals and the comfort of the people you missed, especially your best friend.
Birds chirped outside your window, harmonizing with the hum of the morning. Sunlight streamed through the glass, and as you squinted at your phone, a rush of panic coarsed through you.
It was 11.03 a.m, and you had a shoot at 12.10 p.m.
You had woken up just in time, having forgotten to set an alarm for your important first day. Thankfully, due to your erratic sleeping schedule, you managed to quickly scrambled to get out of bed, your heart racing rapidly.
As you rushed around your apartment time slipped by, and before you knew it, you were out the door, skipping eating breakfast, the most important meal of the day. Your hands fumbled with the keys as you locked up the door. You hurried down the hallway toward the elevator, pressing the button as soon as you reached it.
Charles flashed in your mind, his invitation to go out still yet to come to fruition, buried under the weight of everything you hadn’t made time for due to your packed schedule. You sighed, mentally pushing it aside with a promise to make plans later.
The elevator doors opened with a quiet ding, but before you could step inside, a small child darted past, startling you. She stopped next to you, her wide eyes sparkling with excitement as she beamed up at you with a huge smile.
"Good morning!" she chirped, her voice filled with energy in the (not so) early morning. Her enthusiasm was enough to pull you out of your dazed mind.
You blinked in suprised at the sudden outburst, catching you off guard.
“Are you. . . lost, sweetheart?” you asked gently, though confusion etched in your tone. It wasn’t every day you saw a child wandering alone in a hallway.
You took a moment to assess her. Noticing she was wearing an adorable pink dress paired with denim overalls, a bow tied in her hair and her bright beautiful shining eyes sparkled with curiosity.
“No!” she snapped, her small face scrunching up in frustration. “My papa is slow!” Though her expression was showcasing her annoyance, but instead, the way her features twisted only made her look more adorable.
“I’m Mari!” she declares with confidence, grabbing your hand as if she known you her entire life. The sudden action catching you off guard, but somehow, you find yourself allowing it continue without question. There was a strange ease on the way she held your hand, as if it was second nature, as if this little girl had decided you were part of her world now.
But before you could respond, she tugged at your hand, her eyes full of expectation. “Are you coming with us?” she asked, her voice filled with certainty, as if you belonged wherever she was headed.
You smiled warmly, unsure how to respond. As the two of you stood there waiting, you heard a faint sound coming from down the hallway - a strings of murmured words, too soft to make out, clearly not audible to you.
To your suprised, the man who you had met on your first day appeared right in front of you, it was Charles, his face churned into a deep frown, eyes widening in panic.
What are the odds? you thought, caught off guard by his sudden presence. Here’s the guy who wanted my time, and now he’s rushing to a little girl who seems to have run away from his sight.
He rushed over to the girl and crouched down, “Mari! don’t you run from me like that!” he gently scolded, his hands cupping her chubby cheeks, tilting her face to meet his gaze. His expression was unreadable, but it was clear he was unhappy, a mix of relief and concern etched across his features.
“Je suis désolée, papa” she mumbled, her lips forming a pout and her eyes widening, mimicking a innocent puppy. (i’m sorry, papa)
You fumbled with your phone aimlessly trying to check the time. Then it hit you - Papa?. So, he’s a father. The thought had never crossed your mind, and the realization has caught you off guard.
Feeling a pang of disappointment, you sighed. Of course a gorgeous man like him would be taken, and on top of that, he had a child. Your curiosity couldn’t help but wonder - where was his girlfriend or wife? The urge to ask, shamelessly, lingered in the back of your mind, but you didn’t, keeping the questions to yourself.
But why was he asking you out to eat if he had a spouse? The thought only deepened your discomfort. You didn’t like where this was heading, and you definitely didn’t want to get involved.
Your thoughts were interupted by a small, squeaky voice. “Qui est-ce?" the girl asked, her finger jabbing into your direction as she looked up at Charles, curiousity glimmering in her eyes. (who is that? / who is she?)
“C'est ta copine? Maman?” she asked, her voice laced with hope. Charles paused, a soft smile on his face as he glanced down at her. (is that your friend? mama?)
“She lives here” he tell her softly, his gaze lingering on you. “Et non, ce n'est pas maman.” He added, gently correcting her. (and no, that is not mama)
You smiled and waved at her, feeling unsure how to respond. You couldn’t understand what they were whispering about, though you were aware they were speaking French. From this angle, you can see the resemblance between her and Charles - the same smile, sparkling eyes, down to the messy, tousled hair. You figured the rest of her features must come from her mother.
A bitter taste crept into your mouth, and you suddenly felt like you might sink into the floor, the hallway seeming smaller and suffocating with each passing second.
“Can we play with her?” mari whispered, now in English, out of the blue, her eyes wide with excitement.
“i don’t think we can do that” he whispered back.
Mari’s face fell, her excitement quickly replaced with disappointment. She pouted, crossing her arms, clearly unhappy about not getting her way.
“Alors. . . demande-lui pour moi, papa?” she whispered, back to French, her face lighting up with a glimmer of hope. Charles knew it was enough to make him submit. How could he not when she’s this precious? (then… can you ask her for me?)
This was his chance, he thought - a small favour that could change everything. He glanced between Mari and you before ;
“Of course, sweetheart, if y/n agree to do so” he said, his eyes meeting yours. The sincerity in his gaze made your heart race, and you felt a rush of warmth at his words. You could see Mari’s hopeful expression, you couldn’t help but smile back at her.
But, before you could respond or even gather your thoughts, the elevator chimed alerting the three of you to your destination. In a rush, you hurried out, fearing you might missed your scheduled shoot. Waving a small wave toward the dad and daughter duo. As the doors closed behind you, a mixed of emotions filled your heart, curiosity seeped through about what was about to be unfold between you and Charles.
But first, you need to stopped by a nearby cafe and grab some coffee to calm down your nerves.
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yourusername 🧸
user hiiiii
user busyy gall
user gorgeous 💞💞
user love seeing u thrive
yourbsf u need to reply to my text asap
you liked this comment
you replied -> why cant u just dm me or call me PRIVATELY
user -> lmaoo their banter >>>>>
user -> i want this friend ship >>>>
user -> so y/n and charles?
user -> idk plss leave me alone (lol)
user do u guys think they are dating?
user -> YES
user -> erm no…?
user -> they can still be just friends..
user -> NO WAY
user -> ikr!! can smell it from right here
user -> he deff wants her
user -> he’s doing the thing where u scope a person out before you attack
user -> i don’t understand but i agree
user -> maybe he’s failing at flirting or smtg
user YALL what if y/n dont want him lol 🤣
user -> now that’s just cruel 😭
user -> not saying anything… but y/n is so gorg and he’s there…
user -> back off 🤺🤺
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you liked this comment
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charlesleclerc are the plans still on?
charlesleclerc -> do you mind if i bring her with me
charlesleclerc -> i’m sorry i didn’t tell you about mari
you replied -> we need to talk first :)
you replied -> i don’t mind, bring your little girl
you replied -> is tomorrow fine with u?
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a/n : yeay!! thank u all for the support for this series <3 and mari will be seen more next chapter ;)) ALSO if you’re interested in being tagged for the next part pls let me know in the comments arggghhh
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disclaimer: this is a work of fiction, the events and characters depicted are not based on real life, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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fangirl-dot-com · 7 months ago
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🪡The Obvious String
*part of the reverse trope series*
Paring: Lestappen x MercedesDriver!Reader Genre: SMAU/Fluff/Humor Summary: The invisible string was so visible that everyone missed it but them. What are they? Rivals? Friends? Emotional Support Buddies? But they can't be lovers . . . can they?
*I took a lot of inspo from people on twitter. I think this is the most work I've ever done for a chapter before. the tweets alone took almost two hours to do. I absolutely love lestappen so this is super self-indulgent. but that's why I'm a writer. I hope you all enjoy!*
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Lando knew that there was something between the three of them. 
Anyone could see that. Instagram, twitter, TikTok, hell even the Formula 1 app was talking about it. The grid was getting very suspicious, but who could blame them. 
Max wasn’t putting out the fire by pulling his two childhood friends in as they posed for pictures. Charles couldn’t help but flash his God-given dimples at the Dutchman or the Briton girl. And Y/n, she was just as bad, blush on her cheeks every moment she was around them. 
So yeah, everyone was talking. But, no one truly knew what exactly was going on. 
And that’s exactly what Lando was going to find out. (With the help of his fellow 16 drivers.)
His first victim: the French bestie of the non-French man. 
“I have no clue what is going on between the three,” was the first thing that came out of Pierre’s mouth when Lando showed up to his driver’s room door. The poor McLaren driver hadn’t even gotten a word out. 
Lando rolled his eyes. “You have to know something. And you call yourself Charles’s best mate.” 
Pierre threw his hands up. “Non, apparently that is Y/n and Max. I’ve been kicked to the side.” 
The Alpine driver definitely wasn’t bitter or anything. He was actually thankful that you and Max had been able to keep an eye on Charles when he couldn’t. Knowing that the Monegasque had frequent delf-deprecating thoughts, he felt better that he had the two of you. 
Pierre turned to Lando. “Aren’t you supposed to Max’s best friend as well? How would I know something that you don’t.” 
Now that made Lando’s brows furrow. He was supposed to be Max’s best friend. And maybe that’s why he felt a bit peeved to not know what was supposedly going on between you, him, and Charles. His arms crossed in front of his chest. 
“I’m going to get to the bottom of this,” he muttered, turning away to the door. 
The Frenchman scoffed. “Good luck mate. We’ve been trying since 2019.” 
“We?” 
Lewis was not expecting the numerous knocks at his door during media day. The Briton held his breath, willing the unexpected visitors to give up and go away. Yet, a sigh left his lips once the knocking started up again. He pulled himself off of his couch and walked over. 
When the door swung in, two bodies brushed against his side. 
His eye brows raised. “Yes, welcome. Come right in. Oh, thank you Lewis for allowing us to disturb your peace.” 
Lando chewed his lip. “Yeah, thanks man.” 
Pierre took a look around the room. “Thank you Lewis.” 
The papaya clad driver took a seat exactly where Lewis’s had been sitting, which cause Lewis to glare at him. 
“And why are the two of you here?” 
Pierre huffed, looking at the pictures on Lewis’s wall. 
“Ask him.” A finger pointed at Lando, making the Briton look up from his phone. 
“Oh yeah. Do you know. . . ”
Once again, Lando couldn’t even finish his sentence because Lewis interrupted him. 
“No, I don’t know what’s going on between Y/n, Max, and Charles. Honestly Lando, no one knows and I don’t think they know either.” 
Lando leaned his head back and groaned. 
“But how could they not? They all make goo-goo eyes at each other. And it’s worse on the podium.” 
“At least you haven’t bit on the podium with two-thirds of the groups. It’s insufferable man. They can’t go without talking about each other for more than a few moments.”
A laugh left Pierre’s lips. “Oh yeah. It’s always ‘Y/n was so strong on corner 2’ or ‘Pierre, did you see how Max overtook Checo?’ And then ‘Oh Charles was told to stay behind again. He really needs to ignore them.’ It makes me want to puke every time.” 
Lando scratched his chin. “Now that I’m thinking about it, you’re right. It was like how Max and Charles completely ignored me in China. They kept looking at Y/n below!” 
The last few words had a slight whine to them. Charles had been quick enough to catch Checo on the last lap, and placed himself in P3 after Lando. 
The Alpine driver looked lost. “Lewis, you’ve been Y/n’s teammate for almost three years. How can you not know anything.” 
All he got was a glare back. 
“Like I said, Gasly, I don’t even think they know something is going on. It’s pathetic honestly.” 
Lando put his head in his hands. “She must be pining. Don’t you two do girls night or at least something like that?” 
“Lando, she spends all her free moments with Max and Charles. How can she be pining to me if she doesn’t leave their side.” 
It was quite for a moment before Lando snapped. 
“I’ve got it. If we want grid gossip, we got to go to the source.” 
“No Lando, I don’t know if Max, Charles, and Y/n are in a secret relationship. And I don’t think they think of each other like that.” 
The groan that Lando let out was so loud it made a couple of people look their way. George, the tall, lanky Briton was set to take Lewis’s seat for 2025 after two years in Williams. The driver pool was going crazy. 
Logan was returning to Formula 1 with HAAS after a brief sabbatical and would be a teammate pair with Oliver Bearman. Nico and Daniel of all people were going to Audi. Liam was set to take the second Red Bull seat. And Carlos, well, no one really knew, but rumors said that he was going to return with Audi when they caught up with the regulations in 2027. 
The McLaren driver was close to pulling his curls out. 
“But George.” 
Lando was now full on whining. George seemed exasperated and shrugged. 
“We’re not that close anyway. We aren’t even teammates yet. And you knew how she yelled at me that one time that my car scraped a hole in Max’s car.” 
The group of four winced at the memory. 
Max had just finished yelling at George, calling him every name under the sun. And then you had shown up to double it. The Williams, well, now Mercedes driver, was thankful that Charles had shown up to drag the two of you away. 
Lewis looked a bit pale. 
“Yeah. I don’t think she’s fully forgiven me for Silverstone 2021.” 
Lando turned to Lewis. “But they were all still fighting at that point. Remember the whole unfollowing they did in 2019?” 
Pierre snorted. “Of course we remember. That doesn’t mean that they didn’t still care about each other. You know that Charles and Y/n were the first ones to congratulate Max after he won the championship in Abu Dhabi. And then her and Max practically tackled Charles in Japan in 2022. I don’t even want to imagine when Y/n wins her championship.”  
Lando ran a hand down his face. 
“Well, if Pierre doesn’t know, Lewis and George don’t know. Then who would?” 
George cocked his head. 
“Have you asked Daniel? You know that he and Max are pretty close.” 
Lando’s eyes widened. “Why did I not think of that. George I could kiss you!” 
George’s face scrunched. “No thank you. I don’t want to be anywhere near your lips.” 
Lewis was already at the door, wanting to get a move on. “Let’s go. George you’re coming too. If we get to the bottom of this, you’re going to have to learn how to deal with all three.” 
A shudder ran down George’s spine. He did not want to imagine the horror of sharing a podium with all of them. He’s heard enough stories. 
When they got to Daniel’s motorhome, the Australian was peacefully talking with Oscar. Lando had run up to them and was currently hunched over, trying to catch his breath. 
“Do,” inhale, “you two,” exhale, “know if,” inhale and heave, “there’s something,” exhale, “going on,” inhale, “with. . .”
Daniel sighed. “Max, Charles, and Y/n?” 
Lando shot up, eyes full of hope. Lewis nodded next to him. 
“Yes! Do you?” 
The older Aussie wanted to smirk as he saw hope fill the group’s faces. He nodded a bit, and Lando looked like someone told him that his birthday and Christmas had come early. 
“No.” 
The McLaren driver fell to the ground. Pierre smacked Daniel on the shoulder. 
“Why would you do that!” 
Now Lewis was the one whining. 
“Because it was funny. Mate, they’ve been like this since Max joined in 2018. Even then, it was worse than whatever this is.” 
The Mercedes driver of the group let out another groan for what felt like the millionth time in that hour. 
“Max was insufferable in 2018. Taking his sim everywhere so that he could game and race with them online. And the multiple phone calls. I think Max partied harder for Charles’s F2 champion win and Y/n’s F3 championship than his first race win.” 
“Ok, but that’s kind of cute.” 
All eyes landed on Oscar. 
The younger Aussie’s eyes bulged. “What?” 
Daniel pointed a finger at him. “If Max hears you say cute in any way, shape, or form that is distinctly near his name, he will come after you.”  
An audible gulp was heard. 
Lando had begun to pace. “Well, if I don’t know, Pierre doesn’t know, Lewis doesn’t know, George doesn’t know, Oscar doesn’t know, and Daniel doesn’t know, then who would know?”
Everyone looked a little lost. 
“Aha!” 
The two papaya drivers jumped out of reflex. Lando’s head turned violently toward Lewis. 
“What!” 
He held his phone up with a contact showing. 
“We call Seb.” 
“Lewis, like I’ve told you. Charles hasn’t told me anything.” 
For the sake of everyone around in the paddock, they held in their groans. 
“But Seb, you were practically Charles’s grid-dad. You have to know something!” Daniel said, face nearly in Lewis’s phone, as if Sebastian could hear him better. 
A sigh was heard through the speaker. 
“Charles was nothing less than a terror in 2019. I think the calmest anyone has seen him was 2018 when his car didn’t go fast enough for him to catch anyone.” 
Lewis hummed. “That’s true.” 
“Because everyone there should know that 2019 was the year of them. Every headline was all about them. And don’t get me started on when they had that big fight. I had to hear everything about it every. single. weekend.” 
Daniel nodded. “It was the same with Max. If Fernando was here, he could say the same for Y/n since she was still racing with Alpine at the time.” 
Oscar had completely forgotten about Fernando being Y/n’s teammate for half a season before she made the jump to Williams to replace Kubica to race alongside Nicholas Latiffi. The young Aussie had looked up to the older female when he was making the decision to leave Alpine. She had personally congratulated him on the move and gave him a wink. Well, had tried to before Max and Charles dragged her away. 
Sebastian had gone quiet over the phone. 
“Has anyone actually asked them if they’re together or not? Instead of just asking everyone else about a matter that deeply involves the three of them?” 
Their silence had answered for them. 
Lando grabbed Lewis’s phone out of his hand. 
“Thank you Seb! We’ll get right on it!” 
“Hey!” 
It was too late and Lando had already hung up and was passing the phone back to his fellow Briton. 
“Guys, we can’t ask them.” 
“What!” Pierre yelled. 
“Think about it. If we just go and ask, they’re going to make excuses. We won’t get a right answer.” 
“Lando, you’re being unreal. Let’s just go ask them,” George said. 
“Ask them what?” 
The six of them jumped out of their skin at the new arrival of a familiar voice. Lando froze before slowly turning around, to come face to face with you, Charles, and Max, all looking cozy for media day. 
“Uh, nothing?” Lando squeaked out, eyes darting around so he wouldn’t have to look at the trio. 
Max snorted. “Doesn’t sound like nothing to me.” 
He took a sip of his Red Bull. 
Daniel looked panicked. “We were just wanting to ask, uh, Lewis and Nico if they had forgiven each other yet?” 
“Hey!” 
Charles raised his eyebrows. “Why do you seem so unsure? And Lewis is right there mate. Kind of rude to talk about his problems in front of him.” 
“Thank you Charles.” 
The Monegasque hummed as he turned to Max. His mouth dropped. 
“Max, I thought I told you to stop drinking that stuff. It’s bad for your heart.” 
The Dutchman shrugged and took another sip, just to spite the Ferrari driver. You rolled your eyes, knowing a playfight was just around the corner. 
Oscar’s eyes narrowed as he looked over the trio’s choice of outfits. 
“Y/n, are those Charles’s cloud pants? Charles is that Max’s cap? And Max is that Charles’s Monza hoodie.” 
The arguing that was beginning to build between the two male drivers suddenly stopped. Your eyes widened as you jerked your head toward them. 
Sure enough, Charles’s hat was not bright red and it had the number 1 on it, something that Charles lost to Max in 2023. You leaned back to look at the hoodie Max was wearing, and indeed it had the iconic podium scene on the back of it. The two males looked toward your pants. The bright white clouds seemed to stare back at them. 
“Uh, yes?” you asked. “But we share clothes all the time. It’s not a big deal.” 
Max and Charles nodded before Charles was hit with a thought. 
“Oh, chéri, I forgot to tell you that your dry cleaning was picked up a few hours ago and is back at the hotel,” he said as he looked at his phone, completely missing the six pairs of wide eyes that were now looking at him. 
Max smirked as he leaned over and kissed the top of Charles’s head. 
“Thank you schatje.” 
This time, a whine came from you. 
“I’m being left out,” you muttered, crossing your arms. However, the two were not having it and quickly brought you into their arms. 
Lando stared, blinked, and stared some more before he rubbed his eyes. He completely believed that the three would disappear when his hands lowered, but he caught Max in the middle of kissing your lips. 
“WHAT?” 
You turned back to the group. 
“Are you all fine?” 
Lewis threw his hands up. “I’m done. Call me when we need to go to the media.” 
The door opened quickly, allowing Lewis to slip out. 
Pierre looked a bit pale. “What? When? Where? Why?”
Charles shrugged. “We’re together. After my championship. The hotel. We love each other.” 
Daniel sighed. “So you’ve been together since 2022?” 
Max rolled his eyes. “No.” 
“But Charles just said his championship!” Oscar explained, hands outstretched. 
It was your turn to smile. “His F2 championship. We’ve been together since 2017.” 
A long sigh came from Lando. “I think I need to sit down.” 
Daniel’s door swung back open, revealing Lewis once again. He also seemed out of breath. His hands were on his knees for a bit until he straightened back up. 
“You’re telling me that you three have been together SINCE 2017!” 
You nodded. “Yes.” 
Pierre pouted. “But what about 2019?” 
The three of you winced in a synchronized matter. With a quick look, Max was the one to sigh. His hands dug into the front pocket of the cozy, black hoodie. 
“Long story short, we took a small break until Y/n won in Brazil. We all got our heads out of our asses and apologized.” 
Oscar rose an eyebrow. “Then why haven’t you followed each other back on Instagram.”
A snort from you made the two men chuckle. You simply shrugged your shoulders. 
“Too lazy? We don’t feel like breaking the internet.” 
Lando took a seat on Daniel’s couch. “Why haven’t you told anyone?” 
Charles ran a hand over his face. “Lando, we race in countries where people are killed for being homosexual. We can’t risk anything.” 
The air suddenly took a solemn turn as the McLaren driver nodded, truly taking in the situation. Charles chewed his lip in anxiety, while Max picked at his fingers. You were looking at the group. 
“You won’t tell anyone right?” 
Suddenly, everyone felt bad for wanting to find out. They had pushed the three to confess something that they might not have wanted people to know about at that time. What a group of friends they were. 
Lando hung his head. “We won’t. I’m sorry that we asked about it before you three were obviously ready to tell someone.” 
Another snort left Charles’s lips as his hand rested on his mouth. Max had a shit-eating grin on his face, you had one to match. 
Pierre looked at them with a skeptical expression. “Something to tell us?” 
Max’s shoulders raised. “People know. You aren’t the first ones to know.” 
Lewis sighed, shoulder sagging. George put a hand on the older Briton’s shoulder, trying to offer some comfort. Lando looked close to losing it. His hazel eyes narrowed at the trio. 
“Then . . . who knows?” 
Charles’s eyes looked up a bit as he started to count. 
“Uh, Christian, Fred, Toto, Kimi.” 
You pulled out his fingers and counted.  
“Jensen, Mark, uh, Nico.” 
Lewis looked like he wanted to pass out. 
Max smirked. 
“Oh, and Seb.” 
There was silence amongst the group. 
“Oh he is so dead.” 
“Lando you can’t kill Seb!” 
“Sorry Lewis, but this is his fault!” 
“Calm down Lando. You’ll lose your seat.” 
“Oscar, I just want to talk to Seb. Who has his phone number?” 
“I am not giving you his number Lando.” 
“I’m not asking you Lewis. Daniel, I know you have it.” 
You smiled in Max and Charles’s arms as Lando started to get physical, trying to grab Daniel’s phone. 
You leaned up, immediately being engulfed in Max’s aftershave. “Should we stop them?” 
Charles leaned a bit forward to look at his two lovers. A soft smile formed on his face, before a smirk replaced it. 
“Nah.” 
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nichmeddar · 12 days ago
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lando norris
Unexpected Roommate
pairing: lando norris x pet owner!reader
summary: when moving in with his girlfriend, lando gets confronted with the new side of her pet
a/n: inspired by the guy walking his pet down the street I saw yesterday…
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yourusername: and it’s moving day! It’s a big step for us but I can’t wait to start living with you landonorris!
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user1: oh god the fomo I have
↳user2: saaaaammmmmmeeee
oscarpiastri: the question is was lando being helpful today or just disruptive?
↳landonorris: oi!!!
↳yourusername: Oscar!
↳oscarpiastri: it’s a valid question! I work with him — I know his habits
↳maxverstappen1: same
↳alex_albon: same
↳georgerussell63: same
↳danielricciardo: same
↳carlossainz55: same
↳landonorris: you frickin muppets!
↳yourusername:…
↳yourusername: he was helpful moving me out but quite distracted when we got to our new place
↳landonorris: oi!!!
↳yourusername: sorry baby but it’s true
user3: god the heart fingers…when will it be my turn…
user4: we need a tour!
↳user5: yaaassss! I need all the details for my fantasies where I’m living her life…
↳user4: ok let’s not get too crazy here
alex_albon: let us know when you’re all moved in!
↳landonorris: why?
↳maxverstappen1: so we don’t get roped into helping of course!
↳landonorris: I’m gonna block all of you
carlossainz55: did he let you get anything done once you got there?
↳landonorris: yes!! And I helped!
↳yourusername: the bedroom and his game room are done…
↳oscarpiastri: yeah that sounds about right
↳landonorris: stop slandering me!
↳user6: little lando norris learned a new word!
↳yourusername:🤣🤣🤣
↳landonorris: babe! 😢😢
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yourusername: didn’t know I would gain a limpet when I moved…or that my dinners would now come with live entertainment 🤣🤣
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user7: I’ll take that issue off your hands
↳user8: or me!
↳yourusername: sorry he’s mine only!
↳landonorris: I’m yours?
↳yourusername: I’d fight all your fangirls for you
↳landonorris: babe 😍😍
landonorris: babe…why you gotta do me dirty like that??
↳landonorris: you said you wouldn’t post these photos!!!
↳yourusername: I lied! Gotta show everyone your true character
↳landonorris: babe!
↳yourusername: sorry not sorry 😘 forgive me?
↳landonorris:😢😢😢
↳yourusername: 🥰🥰🥰
↳landonorris: ok but only cause you’re really hot
maxverstappen1: need a crowbar there?
↳alex_albon: or maybe another set of hands to push him away?
↳yourusername: is both an option? 🤣
↳charles_leclerc: might need some chains and a tow truck…
↳maxfewtrell: can you even breathe?
↳landonorris: I’m literally going to report all of you for bullying me
↳charles_leclerc: you’d need to detach yourself from her first
↳alex_albon: are we supposed to be scared?
↳maxverstappen1: so?
↳maxfewtrell: in real life too?
↳yourusername: even me? 🥹🥹🥹
↳landonorris: never you baby
yourbff: he is NOT invited to girls night
↳yourusername: of course not!
↳landonorris: you said I could come!
↳yourusername: the council said no!
↳landonorris: is the council yourbff?
↳yourbff: And coco!
↳landonorris: coco would never! She loves me!
↳yourbff: still a no!
Private Messages
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lnupdates: I don’t even have words for how chaotic Lando’s last stream was… can anyone identify the voice in the background that was cursing them out?
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user9: it wasn’t yourusername was it?
↳user10: no she had photos posted of her and yourbff at a concert
↳user9: then whoooo???
↳user10: I think I heard them say coco??
user11: like I’m concerned about who that was but…that was freaking hilarious
↳user12: I completely agree. Whoever they were, they were roasting max and lando
↳user13: the absolute shock on lando’s face when the first motherfucker rang out…
user14: taking notes 📝📝📝📝
↳user15: what for???
↳user14: Lindsey is going down next time
↳user15: oh my god let it go
↳user14: never
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yourusername: the criminal from last night’s streaming…snafu. Meet Coco! She’s a mature African Grey Parrot I adopted from a friend who could no longer care for her.
She has…strong opinions and an even stronger way to express those opinions 🧡
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user16: oh my god I’m in love
landonorris: you didn’t tell me she talked!!!
↳yourusername: babe it’s well known that african greys are considered the smartest parrots
↳landonorris: WELL KNOWN TO WHOOOO?!?
↳alex_albon: everyone
↳yourusername: everyone
↳lilymunhe: everyone
↳charles_leclerc: everyone
↳maxfewtrell: everyone
↳maxverstappen1: everyone
↳carlossainz55: everyone
↳mclaren: everyone
lnupdates: oh my god!! I would never even guessed a parrot!!
user17: she’s absolutely beautiful!
↳user18: god I’d love to get a parrot
↳yourusername: take care! Parrots are one of the hardest breeds to take care of and one of the longest living ones too — anywhere from 40-60 years
↳user18: …ok maybe not a parrot
↳landonorris: 40 TO 60 YEARS???
↳charles_leclerc: maybe you’ll learn a new language listening to her!
↳landonorris: 4 to 6 DECADES IF BEING SWORE AT?
↳alex_albon: awesome!
↳yourusername: she doesn’t swear all the time…
↳landonorris: 😨😨😨
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a/n2: so I saw someone walking their pet parrot down the street and it was so cool! I didn’t get swore at (which would have made my day tbh) but this popped into my mind and I had to write it out. I don’t know why but lando makes the most sense to have a pet parrot that swears
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happyfoolz · 1 day ago
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unexpected. — #2. funny story...
a/n: chapters 2 and 3 were originally gonna be the same one but i ended up splitting it in two bc it was way too long 😭 so the next chapter will technically be a part 2 for this one!
warnings: explicit language, kai is sick :(
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<- chapter one | masterlist | chapter three ->
[if you're enjoying this fic, please consider reblogging this post!]
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taglist (click to join): @ashxxgyu @opsmooches @hydroqenbreaths
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nneteyamss · 3 months ago
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roses — jjh smau
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✰ .ᐟ summary: during your freshman year of college you had a situationship with jaehyun. despite both falling for each other, issues got in the way and jaehyun ghosted you. it's been 2 years since and he never got over you and he'd do almost anything to get you again... including writing a song to get your attention.
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✰ .ᐟ pairing: jeong jaehyun x fem!reader
✰ .ᐟ genre: smau, college au, second chance (?), humor
✰ .ᐟ warning: sex jokes, death jokes, suggestive language, friendly bullying, not so kind words about women, mentions of sex, suggestive content, lmk if I missed anything!
✰ .ᐟ notes: this is my first smau on here and i don't really have a plan... i'm kind of just writing and going with the flow! anyway i <3 jaehyun and ROSES IS TOO GOOD 🙏🏽 i thought of this fic idea at work the day it came out 😭
✰ .ᐟ status: on going
✰ .ᐟ taglist: closed!!
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reblogs are appreciated, enjoy my story!
profiles (1) | profiles (2) | profiles (3)
staring at me
lunch
never tell a lie
drunk
mistakes
brothers bff
crashing out
roblox
save me
forgive me?
movie night
he's so fine
frat party
who r u?
unexpected snow
still no apology
finals
MORE CHAPTERS TBA
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nichmeddar · 2 months ago
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lando norris
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pt 2.
summary: The relationship was unexpected not only from the fans, but it was unexpected to the both of them as well.
genre: fluff, smau
paring: Lando Norris x Influencer!reader
warnings! : swearing, attempted humour
fc: Lani Pliopa
a/n: part two! sorry for the long wait😞😞
prev | next
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landonorris : hello??
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landonorris : …
landonorris : its been a day🙃
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landonorris : answer me?
landonorris : pls?😔
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landonorris : day 65 of asking you to answer me🫠
landonorris : ANSWERRRRRR‼️‼️
catsuperior111 : what in the desperate male😨😨
landonorris : im not desperate.
catsuperior111 : u sure????
catsuperior111 : looks and sound very desperate to me🤷‍♀️
landonorris : 🙂
catsuperior111 : its okk everyone just wants to slide into my dms😌✨
landonorris : weren’t you the one sliding into mine🤨
catsuperior111 : I-
catsuperior111 : me is 🤏 close to blocking tu😃😃
landonorris : NO
landonorris : and why the fuck did it take you a whole week to answer me🤨🤨
catsuperior111 : uhhh
catsuperior111 : my phone was dead..??
landonorris : bullshit who can survive a week without a phone
landonorris : and you suck at lying.
catsuperior111 : BOO TOMATO TOMATO📣📢‼️
catsuperior111 : THIS IS SLANDER😠😠
landonorris : no slander
landonorris : just the truth🤷
landonorris : now answer my question why did it take you so long?
catsuperior111 : i was too lazy😔✊
landonorris : THAT WAS THE REASON?!!!
catsuperior111 : yes.
catsuperior111 : you were too boring for me to reply to🤷‍♀️
landonorris : bullshit
landonorris : i know deep inside you enjoy my attention😍✨
catsuperior111 : WHO in their RIGHT mind would ever enjoy your attention😨😨😨
landonorris : rude.
landonorris : and fyi MANY would😒
catsuperior111 : mhmm sure keep lying to yourself
catsuperior111 : sometimes being delulu is the solution😍🙏🙏
landonorris : man fuck you.
landonorris : did you even check who you messaged😭😭
catsuperior111 : in all honesty no☺️
landonorris : SO YOU JUST HAPPENED TO DM ME FROM CURIOSITY?!
catsuperior111 : OMG I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD THAT IN YOU TO FIGURE IT OUT😨😨‼️‼️
landonorris : WOMAN YOU ARE SOMETHING😭😭
reacted with : 😮‍💨
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yourusername small dump📷🍪
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bsfuser THE CATSSSS😍😍😍
yourusername I KNOW RIGHT?!!!!
yourusername I WAS LITERALLY SHRIEKING WHEN I WALKED DOWN THE STREETS AND SAW THEM🥹🥹🥹
bsfuser LITERALLY THE CUTEST🥹🤏
alexandrasaintmleux 😍😍
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user17 y/n and her constant post on her lego builds
user35 l literally love her aesthetic😩🤌🤌
user31 she’s literally GLOWING📢📣📣‼️‼️
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catsuperior111 : do you seriously not post anything??
landonorris : why do you care if i post something or not🤨🤨
landonorris : and who are you to question i post something or not when you have ZERO POST
catsuperior111 : WDYM😠😠
catsuperior111 : i post stuff on my main😒
landonorris : THIS WAS A BURNER ACCOUNT!!
catsuperior111 : yes?
catsuperior111 : did you really think i was going to talk to you using my main🤨
landonorris : most people do
landonorris : yes
catsuperior111 : well i have a burner account for research purposes😍😍🤌🤌
landonorris : WOW
landonorris : no wonder you asked a weird ass question😭😭
catsuperior111 : BINGO✨
catsuperior111 : my main is @yourusername
catsuperior111 : im tired of switching accounts back and forth😪✋
landonorris : lazy ass
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yourusername posted a story!
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caption: me and my gang😍🤌🤌✨
view replies!
landonorris why did it take me a while to spot you💀
landonorris you blend in
yourusername YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A CAT🥹
yourusername Im honoured🫶🥹
yoursister How did you manage to take that with my cats😨😨
yourusername they just love me😩😩✨
bsfuser the cat obsession is getting crazier...
yourusername 🤫
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yourusername : oi
yourusername : i accidently bought two tickets to the eras tour😞😞
yourusername : no wonder they were so expensive!
yourusername : can you come with?
landonorris : do younot have any friends?
yourusername : i do...
yourusername : they ditch moi for they're boyfriends
yourusername : def didn't stand up to bros before hos😕🙄
landonorris : when?
yourusername : OMG UR ACTUALLY WILLING TO GO????!!!
landonorris : its charity work😥
yourusername : ....
yourusername : fuck you
landonorris : also who is stupid enough to decline an eras tour concert ticket WHICH WAS PAID FOR☺️☺️
yourusername : having you as company better be fucking worth it
landonorris : dw it will😗
landonorris : if ur being serious about me going when?
yourusername: 18th of october
landonorris : where?
yourusername : miamiiiii
landonorris : wtf you expect me to fly to miami for you???
yourusername : yes
landonorris : ur paying for my flight ticket
yourusername : WHATTTTT????
yourusername : i am too BROKE for that😔
yourusername : i paid for ur concert ticket...
yourusername : at least pay for the flight
yourusername : give some justice to my bank account☹️🤚
landonorris : fine
landonorris : the things i do to see taylor swift😞😞
yourusername : wow what about meeeee
landonorris : thanks for the ticket🙂
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a/n: i'm literally so sorry for taking so long to release the second part i will be posting more frequent hopefully...😓
taglist: @iamahallucinationnn , @hurtblossom , @papaya-twinks , @kami10471633 , @ahnneyong
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velvetcrimsonkisses · 8 months ago
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JJK SMAU LIST
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Smaus
Calling them ugly (prank)
Mosquito problems
Video Games
Tramp stamp
Baby Pics
Insecurities
Drunk I miss you (y/n)
Drunk I miss you (them)
Sending them nudes
Buying you lingerie
You give them an edible
You ask them for help
Baby Pics pt.2
Baby Pics pt.3
Gym pics
Jealous girl
Thirst pic
Insecurities (them)
Finding your smut
You find their smut
They find your toy
Attitude
Telling them us?
They find your diary
Jealous guys
They cheat on you
It was just a dream 💀
You buy them a shirt
Walk at 1 am prank
Tinder
"It was so good last night" prank
Their name on your panties
You're the daddy
Baby Pics pt.4
Unknown number
Ass or tits
I'm outside your house
Child steals your phone
Child steals their phone
Automated Message
Baby Pics pt.5
Neighbors said to keep it down
Unexpected interruption
Child takes your phone pt.3
Video games pt.2
Caught dancing home alone
Oops wrong person nude prank
Congratulations on finals!
Break-in prank!
Right person, wrong time
Baby pics pt.6
Smash or pass pre relationship
Child steals your phone pt.4
Asking them for tit pics
Are they submissive and breedable?
Marriage talk
Hit in the balls
Hit in the tit
Fake hickey prank
Odd hobbies
Caught reading smut
Bows 🎀
Asking them to break up with you so you can listen to sad music
You left them a hickey
They react to you dancing
I know your secret
First sleepover
Our child wants what?
Baby pics pt.7
Massage
Who's a good boy?
Sleeping on the couch
You dye your hair prank
Let's adopt a pet.
Is that seat taken?
You lost our child?
Talking in your sleep
What happens after the break up? (They comfort you)
Beach day!
I'm Batman!
Duolingo
Just one kiss?
Tip-colored nails
Shark Week 🦈🩸
Study time!
Would you still love me as a worm?
Sexy nurse outfit
Did you eat without me?
Whipped cream?
Pumpkin Carving
Who ate all the candy?
JJK x-links
Part 1
Part 2
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ham1lton · 5 months ago
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don’t trust the bitch in apt 33!
— part one of four.
pairings: max verstappen x reader.
summary: your new apartment in monaco is amazing. it’s close to your friends, family and work, it has incredible amenities and your neighbours for the most part seem kind. the only issue is your upstairs neighbour, who games all night and sleeps all day, and is insufferably loud while doing it.
author’s note: also this is a little longer than my usual smaus. the usernames might also be slightly different as this is an au!!also i am updating my taglist!
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yourusername: moving day done!! shout out to my sexy movers <3
tagged: apartmentrush.
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bestie1: the pizza was soooo good 😋
-> bestie2: so yum 😋
-> bestie1: so good… we should come around again this week and have it again??
-> bestie2: yes….. we should….
-> yourusername: 🙄 fine. come round on saturday!
workbestie: so excited to see you at work on monday!!
-> yourusername: me too!!! i’ll bring the coffee <3
apartmentrush: welcome to our community!
-> yourusername: glad to be here :)
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gamermax: just completed another successful 24 hour stream! thank you all for helping me raise money for the sassy animal shelter! also thank you @ landonorris for stocking my fridge up!
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user1: ur so fine.
-> user4: was i the only one staring at his hands the entire stream????
-> user9: i mean. we barely see his face, that’s probably why.
georgerussell63: lando is trying to kill you! that’s why he’s an awful community president. all that redbull will have your heart exploding.
-> landonorris: not this shit again 🙄
-> georgerussell63: profanity on a public platform? another TICK against your name.
user7: is it truly a max post without a cat meme?
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subject: MEETING REMINDER.
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thanks,
lando norris.
rush apartment president.
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you head upstairs to knock on this max’s door, dressed in your night clothes. your sleep mask across your forehead, your bonnet on and your skin still glistening from your skin routine. you knock on the door loudly. you hear swearing as someone falls over and then stands to open the door. the door opens to show a twenty something guy with a pair of streaming headphones on his head. he gives you an obvious look up and down before tilting his head in confusion.
“uh, can i help you?” he asks, his eyes meeting yours with a mix of curiosity and concern.
“you can start by keeping it down,” you snap, crossing your arms over your chest. “some of us need sleep.”
his eyes widen slightly, and he pulls the headphones down around his neck. “oh, i’m sorry. i didn’t realise i was being that loud.”
“well, you are,” you retort. “it’s three in the morning, and i have to work tomorrow. this is ridiculous.”
he runs a hand through his messy hair, looking genuinely apologetic. “i didn’t know anyone was in the apartment below. no one’s been there for a while. i’m max, by the way.”
“yn,” you reply shortly, not in the mood for pleasantries. “just please, keep it down.”
“i will, i promise,” max says earnestly. “i’ve got these noise-canceling headphones, and sometimes i forget how loud i’m being. i’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.”
you study him for a moment, still irritated but starting to believe his sincerity. “okay. goodnight, max.”
“goodnight, yn,” he replies, giving you a small, apologetic smile. “and good luck at work tomorrow.”
you turn to leave, feeling a mix of lingering frustration and unexpected intrigue. as you head back downstairs, you can’t help but wonder if he’ll actually keep his promise.
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MEETING TRANSCRIPT.
[sound of murmuring voices and rustling papers as the meeting starts]
NORRIS: alright, everyone, let's get started. we’re here to address some noise complaints. yn, you had a specific issue?
LN: (angrily) yes, my upstairs neighbor, max, keeps making noise late at night. i've talked to him, but it hasn’t stopped.
RUSSELL: (salty) typical. this is why i should have been president. i would’ve sorted this out immediately.
NORRIS: (sighs) george, not now. let’s focus on the issue at hand. alex, any thoughts?
ALBON: (trying to smooth things over) well, it’s important for everyone to be considerate of their neighbors. but, you know, people have different schedules. maybe max can use quieter equipment?
HAMILTON: (working on his laptop, half-heartedly) yeah, yeah. quieter equipment. great idea. can we move on? i’ve got a deadline.
LECLERC: (confused) what’s going on again? can we just finish this? i want to go home and see my uh… friends.
TSUNODA: (munching on snacks) i brought these for everyone! maybe we can bribe max with food to be quieter?
LN: (exasperated) i don’t think snacks will solve the problem. i just want to sleep in peace.
NORRIS: (rubbing his temples) max isn’t here because he owns his apartment, and these meetings are mandatory for renters or new buyers. so, we’re kind of stuck.
RUSSELL: (grumbling) see? this is why lando’s presidency is a joke.
NORRIS: (angry) oh give it a rest, george!
ALBON: (egging them on) oh, come on, george. let’s not make this about the election again. unless you want us to go over our allocated time.
HAMILTON: (still working) can we wrap this up? i’m really busy here.
BUTTON: (chuckling) you’re always busy lewis.
RUSSELL: jenson why are you even here. these meetings aren’t mandatory for you.
BUTTON: (smirking) maybe i like the company.
LECLERC: (standing up) i’m leaving. this is pointless.
TSUNODA: (offering more snacks) anyone want some chips before we go? charles, you’ll need the energy when you go visit your ‘friends’ later.
HAMILTON: and let them know to keep it down, some of can’t work through all that noise.
LECLERC: (blushing) uh, yeah, sure... i’ll let them know.
NORRIS: (defeated) fine. meeting adjourned. we’ll try to talk to max again, but for now, let’s just… go back to our lives.
[sound of chairs scraping and people leaving, with no resolution in sight]
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a/n: ik this took like a week but i got distracted with max… 😶‍🌫️
cw/tw: part two to OBSESSED <3 i’ve left it here just in case charles doesn't win bc i don’t want to jinx it 😭 p3 will be post race/summer break
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yourusername ✓ after auditions, chemistry testing and five different variants of scripts, i’m extremely happy to announce that i will be acting alongside brad pitt in the upcoming film ‘F1’ which will be in cinemas in 2025!! i’m going to be truthful and admit i don’t really know how formula 1 works, but i have dts to get me started 🤭 (is being attractive a requirement for drivers bc damn?)
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user5 CHARLES LECLERC FOUND DEAD 💀
user6 2025 cannot come fast enough
user7 OMFG CHARLES AND CARLOS ON THE LAST SLIDE
user8 he’s liked the post which means he’s seen it too 🙏
scuderiaferrari ✓ hopefully we’ll see you in the paddock this season to give you the real experience and maybe wearing some red? (liked by charles_leclerc and yourusername)
user9 shut 💥 the 💥 fuck 💥 up 💥
user10 ADMIN?!
user11 Y/N AND CHARLES BOTH LIKED IT?!
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user12 CHARLESY/N INTERACTION OMFG 🤭
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charles_leclerc ✓ starting p1 for tomorrow babyyyyyy. unexpected but it feels good. we’ll give our best tomorrow for the last race before holidays 😘
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user13 LETS GO BABYYYYYY 💪
user14 Y/N IS IN THE LIKES?!
user15 SHE 😭 FOLLOWED 😭 HIM 😭 BACK 😭 LAST 😭 NIGHT
yourusername ✓ congratulations charles! i cannot wait to see you in action tomorrow ❤️
user16 DOES THIS MEAN-
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f1gossip actress y/n l/n, who revealed last week that she would be staring in the ‘F1’ film alongside brad pitt, has been seen wearing ferrari merch at the belgium grand prix! above are the posts from her and her friends instagram stories. y/n’s name has been linked to f1 before, as ferrari driver charles leclerc has been very vocal about his long time crush on her!
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user20 not charles in the likes 💀
user21 NO BUT I SHIP THEM
user22 i need him to win please i beg
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charles taglist (lmk if you want to be added); @llando4norris @rana030 @cloud-55 @loloekie @tallrock35 @mel164
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