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[krethes]

Hi I've had extreme writer's block (fuck you, Prozac) but I ate half a pint of halo ice cream and wrote this almost-smutty Wolfstar short. It's the first thing I've completed in... about a month. Woof.

"Oh no you don't…" Remus groans as he's dragged back down to the couch by two firm arms around his waist. "I will literally die if I don't eat something, Padfoot!" Though his stomach is trying to eat itself, Remus can't punch enough anger or ire into his voice, not when Sirius nuzzles the back of his neck like that, not when he runs his hands up Remus's chest and to his shoulders.  "What do you mean?" Sirius asks, muffled into Remus's skin as he leaves hungry, biting kisses atop lurid bruises. "You've eaten plenty."  Remus rolls his eyes. "Arse and dick don't count." Sirius hums idly and sucks a hickey below Remus's ear. "No? What about come? Full of protein. Water…soluble. Practically health food." "Oh yes," Remus snorts, arching into Sirius's lazy but intentional palming over his not-soft cock. "New fad diet: semen smoothies." "Baby batter biscuits." "Come crumpets." "Spunk sammies." "Jizz Jaffa cakes." Sirius stills, stopping the mauling of Remus's shoulder with a suddenness that, with Sirius, could mean anything. "Too far, Moony. Jaffas are sacred." Remus barks a laugh and spins around with a fluidity he's surprised he has after their weekend of marathon shags. "You wouldn't know sacred if it crawled up your arse and sneezed." "Why don't you go check?" Sirius waggles his eyebrows, and damn him, it shouldn't be sexy, but Remus is helpless. Sirius grabs Remus's sore arse in his hands and squeezes, drinking down Remus's groan in a ravenous kiss.  Remus surfaces minutes later, panting, flushed, and hunger temporarily replaced by something stronger. "Okay, one more go and then I'm ordering takeaway and you're paying for whatever I want." Sirius laughs and guides Remus down to his waiting cock, meeting his body with a gratified groan. "Deal."

[nscafuro]

DT 900 PRO X: Studio-Quality Sound Without Limits

A music producer uses the DT 900 PRO X in a professional studio, showcasing its comfortable fit and open-back design for precise audio monitoring.

The Beyerdynamic DT 900 PRO X is an open-back studio headphone designed for creators who demand unparalleled audio fidelity and flexibility. With its newly developed STELLAR.45 sound transducer, this professional-grade headset delivers precise, distortion-free sound, ensuring that every detail is captured and reproduced with studio-level accuracy. Soft velour ear pads and a memory foam headband…

[shartlock-holmes]

hardcover or paperback?

bookstore or library?

bookmark or receipt?

stand alone or series?

nonfiction or fiction?

thriller or fantasy?

under 300 pages or over 300 pages?

children’s or ya?

friends to lovers or enemies to lovers?

read in bed or read on the couch?

read at night or read in the morning?

keep pristine or markup?

cracked spine or dog ear?

hardcover or paperback? bookstore or library? bookmark or receipt? stand alone or series? nonfiction or fiction? thriller or fantasy? under 300 pages or over 300 pages? children’s or ya? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? read in bed or read on the couch? read at night or read in the morning? keep pristine or markup? cracked spine or dog ear?

[carousellfinds]

THE SIMPSONS "Homer" Phone Case by TYPO. For iPhone 6, 7, 8. New

PHP 250

[almondpiglet]

needed to draw something this year for tomes bday...really wanted to draw her highschool friends

[rocketbirdie]

country boys

[territorial-utopia]

Huzzah! It's birthday time! I'm slowly accumulating more and more things I like (latest additions this vest I made and a travel typewriter! Still need to fix the latter one though)

Sure has been a year.

[theresthesnitch]

Reblog this with a Wolfstar fic rec that is (a) not written by you and (b) under 300 kudos.

I'll go first...

[gothteddiesdotcom]

linking their lush up to my work email while they sleep under my desk in a dog bed so every time I get a new alert email or message they let out a little whimper

[nscafuro]

inReach Mini: Compact Satellite for Every Adventure

The Garmin inReach Mini 2 is a compact satellite communicator that ensures connectivity and safety for outdoor hikers with its messaging, navigation, and SOS features.

The Garmin inReach Mini 2 is a lightweight and compact satellite communicator designed to keep you connected, no matter how far off the grid you venture. With advanced two-way messaging and interactive SOS functionality, it provides peace of mind for hikers, backpackers, and outdoor adventurers, all while fitting easily into the palm of your hand or your gear pack. Intuitive controls and a…

[togament]

⋆˙ 𝙱𝙸𝙱𝙸. 𝟸𝟶’𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛. ⤷ 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎’𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛. 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚘’𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝. ⤷ 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝 + 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛. 𝟷𝟾+ 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢. 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸.

⤷ 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙. ⤷ 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 𝟸𝟺/𝟽. ⤷ 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗

// ₊ ✦ 𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜. ✦ 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝. ✦ 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝. ✦ 𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙𝚜.

⋆˙ ⤷ @interstellar-inn

˗ˏˋ "𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚝? 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕… 𝙸 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢."ˎˊ˗

xxxx

[ghostofasecretary]

quick poll, i'm curious and going insane

what would you estimate you spend each week on takeout + groceries? amounts in USD because i'm USAmerican

[shixiongfucker]

''wwx complaining that his fingers are sore and need some massaging, c'mon jc clench around them a bit *puppy eyes*''

JC's pussy spasming before JC's even decided to consider the request. JC who didn't want to give in so fast and who wants to grouch at WWX, because it's so embarrassing the way JC's body is so eager for WWX, but snapping at WWX when WWX is knuckle-deep and JC's getting more soaked by the second just make WWX gloat. Like he's winning. Insufferable.

So JC goes with the only choice he has left, sighing long-sufferingly and tilting his hips like WWX asks, and clenching his jaw to swallow the noises that try to squirm out of him.

i have nothing to add. YES!

Jiang Cheng's thighs twitch nervously, one leg winding over Wei Wuxian's shoulder and inviting him forward. His pussy flutters with each pass of Wei Wuxian's tongue and more come dribbles out. He slips one finger in the soft, lax clutch and presses into the velvety wall, rubbing at the same pace he's lapping at Jiang Cheng's entrance.

"T-too much," Jiang Cheng stutters out.

But he's already bucking, gasping and arching into Wei Wuxian's mouth, unravelling. Wei Wuxian eats him out teasingly at first, tongue dipping between his folds and licking himself out eager and bitter, then enthusiastically, ravenously, seeking to wring another orgasm from the limp form underneath him. Swipes his tongue over that pink slit from bottom to top and laps up his come and Jiang Cheng's leaking slick, drinking his fill until he loses himself in it.

Jiang Cheng tilts his hips, giving into the sensation, then away, jolting; like he's caught in an unending fight against pleasure, and he keeps losing.

He places a hand on Jiang Cheng's abdomen, feeling the tiny shivers rippling through his muscles, like water. Then he grips Jiang Cheng's thighs firmly, arching his neck for better reach. His jaw muscles threaten to cramp.

Jiang Cheng keens, a loud, throaty noise that would awaken even Lan Qiren from deep meditation if not for the muffling talisman outfitting the wall.

Wei Wuxian kisses his cunt like he did his mouth, starved and proprietary, drool leaking at the corner of his lips and mixing with the glistening fluids in an obscene sheen. 

Time exists as the duration between Jiang Cheng's ragged exhales, its passing measured by the accompanying breathy moans.

"Oh, fuck, fuck," Jiang Cheng moans. His head drops into the pillow, one hand muffling the outpour of choked-out little noises, the other grasping aimlessly at Wei Wuxian's hair and tugging. For all his apparent reluctance, Jiang Cheng's greed is belied by the covetous twist of his pelvis chasing the overwhelming rush of pleasure-pain, pushing back shamelessly into Wei Wuxian's tongue.

Emboldened, Wei Wuxian growls into the yielding gape of his pussy. Fingers thrust in, glancing off Jiang Cheng's sweet spot in a hot drag-and-shove, and he licks Jiang Cheng out with flat strokes over his folds, wide and chaotic. 

Wei Wuxian licks and mouths at his softened entrance before focusing on the sore bud, hard and hot with arousal. Quick, precise strokes that reduce Jiang Cheng to a mewling mess letting out a continuous stream of increasingly louder 'ah-ah-ah's, tongue alternating between light and insistent until Jiang Cheng clenches around his fingers, close to the brink. 

"Fuck! A-Xian!" Jiang Cheng's hips lift off the bed and he lets out a smothered groan, grinding his pussy hard and desperate against Wei Wuxian's face. 

The lower half of his face shines stickily with Jiang Cheng's slick. Then he seals his lips over Jiang Cheng's clit and sucks, sucks, sucks, meanly stimulating that twitching bud, his fingers fluttering inside and squelching with how wet Jiang Cheng is, curling over and over again into his sweet spot—Jiang Cheng comes with a prolonged wail, his cunt grasping hungrily at Wei Wuxian's digits.

[pearlwingdraws]

I thought I’d posted this before but I can’t find it so here’s a meme that is so obscure

[local-hellhound-steals-spaghetti]

According to “Mass Animal Deaths Heat up Fight To Permanently Halt SeaWorld Operations” by Inside the Magic, bird conservation organizations are literally begging SeaWorld to stop their fireworks shows because of how many native birds they’re killing. But go ahead keep acting like their rescue operations justify all the harm/trauma they caused to the wild cetaceans they captured and the wildlife they continue to put in harm’s way in the name of human entertainment. Using ur large platform to assuage ppl’s guilt about spending their money at seaworld *directly* perpetuates this harm. I don’t know how you call yourself a proponent of animal welfare and then support this mega corporation that puts profits above all else

Hi there it seems like you think that I support corporate SeaWorld and all the decisions it makes. I am against a lot of things that SeaWorld does.

This includes: setting off fireworks, building roller coasters instead of updating animal habitats and the cruel layoffs that they inflicted on their employees during COVID.

I agree with the letter put forward, San Diego Audubon did a great job documenting the very real impacts of fireworks on seabirds. Firework events like the 4th of July and New Years Eve are extremely stressful for all animals - as detailed in the letter there were also illegal fireworks along with the firework shows in the City of San Diego and SeaWorld.

SeaWorld stopping their fireworks shows in favour of something potentially less impactful like a drone show would be a great start, but fireworks shows - legal or illegal, would continue regardless. Whether that would reduce the impact or not remains to be seen, but I think SeaWorld should stop their firework shows.

The problem is, it is a corporate company that wants to give people want they want so they buy tickets. Guests like fireworks. People expect fireworks on the 4th of July, NYE ect. I personally think we need to evolve as a society and move away from fireworks in general but that’s not a popular opinion.

Now, to your point about impact on wild whale populations, there is certainly not enough data to conclude that populations were unable to recover from the captures.

You can see with this graph that the Southern Residents were able to recover their numbers after the capture periods, but unfortunately populations continued to decline due to other factors. This includes anthropogenic causes like boat traffic and decreasing food supply with increasing dam building and more efficient fishing methods to take more Chinook Salmon from the orcas. And ongoing effects of bioaccumulation of toxins like PCBs and DDTs.

Some scientists argue that the population decrease from capture resulted in less competition and increased survival rate. Others say that the impacts are still being felt today. There’s not exactly a consensus on it because it’s hard to measure the effects.

While I disagree with corporate SeaWorld and a lot of decisions they make, I will continue to support the work of SeaWorld’s team of marine mammal specialists and veterinarians. And support accredited facilities that are able to create positive welfare states for their animals, even if the conditions aren’t perfect. I have no issue with animals entertaining people as long as the animals have agency and choice and show positive welfare states.

Whether you like it or not SeaWorld just have more money and resources than most other facilities simply due to their ability to appeal to a wide demographic (including people who like fireworks) - that sells tickets. And yeah a portion of that goes to CEO salaries and stakeholders (not nearly enough goes to the workers). But having that luxury of that much money means getting high end diagnostic equipment, paying for medications, antibiotics, scans, developing new technologies to assist in rehab and rescue work, pay staff to work in shifts for standing in the stranding pool to hold up a baby dolphin.

That’s why they’re usually in the front lines of rescue work, often collaborating with other rescues. Because their resources are invaluable to the rescue and rehabilitation of marine animals.

These resources are also giving scientists the ability to collect baseline data and compare to wild populations - and develop technologies and test these with animals in human care before using it in field work.

I disagree with a black and white approach to animal welfare and find it to be detrimental in the long term. Welfare is an evolving state that is always in flux and depends on a variety of factors.

SeaWorld’s fireworks contributed to seabird deaths - but not acknowledging that even if SeaWorld stopped their fireworks, there would continue to be fireworks on the 4th of July that would continue to cause bird deaths isn’t helpful to protecting seabirds.

SeaWorld have rescued, rehabbed and released or provided a permanent home for over 40,000 animals. It was funded by the same company that also put on fireworks shows. The two facts can exist side by side. A company can cause harm while also creating positive change.

The reality of capitalism is that to rescue animals you need to have the resources to do so. People visit SeaWorld to ride roller coasters and ignore the animals (which I can never understand) - yet it is the ability to appeal to a wide demographic that makes money and that money is what can be used for incredibly important conservation and rescue projects.

However, I would still say all of that wouldn’t matter if the welfare of the animals in their care was extremely poor. Which, based on their ability to achieve multiple levels of high standard accreditation like AZA and other signs of positive welfare in basic observation , doesn’t seem to be the case.

I encourage anyone to try to take a more nuanced approach to animal welfare and never just accept something at face value. And if you don’t like SeaWorld, that’s okay! There’s a lot of ethical discussions to be had. But I can only convey the experience and knowledge that I have in both research, hands on practical cetacean welfare experience and general experience and understanding of how marine mammal facilities operate.

[apollos-boyfriend]

cpurpled will forever be one of the characters of all time. it takes a special kind of stupid to go “i feel like shit due to isolating myself and cutting myself off from any bond i may have possibly formed with another. i know exactly what to do to fix this. i’ll isolate myself and further cut myself off from any bonds i’ve ever formed with others. i’m a genius.”