#uncanny knives

[slothpoth]

Uncanny Vash and Knives Hcs

I just finished TriMax like— today so now I feel more comfortable being Public with hcs

TW: Body horror and the like

I’m gonna format this by saying overall hcs and then getting specific on how both of them treat/adapt to these hcs and what personal differences they have

Duo Headcannons

Every time their voicebox reopens their voice takes on a different tone

Most of the time it’s imitating voices they’ve heard in the past, sometimes it’s a weird amalgamation of them creating a new voice.

For example when they only knew Rem their voices would sometimes go a bit too high pitched like it’s their original voice mixed with Rem or just straight up Rem

Their eyes are very glassy and doll-like

I won’t say life less because they can still emote but I think when they’re at rest it’d be very like IB/ Mad Father Doll Room Tease

I’m playing with the idea of them not blinking but I wanna make it freakier somehow so maybe they blink inconsistently? Like one eye will blink every hour and the other every two hours?

The surface of their skin is always feels like there’s an electric current underneath, like you touch their arm and they have buzzies

Independents in general start off looking very uncanny as a newborn, grow into a child that looks very human, and as they rapidly age they start to become more plant like again (got inspo for this from possuminatrenchcoat_27 on tiktok)

This could possibly be a newer adaptation after what happened with Tesla assuming that Tesla is the first instance of an independent/ the first instance of an vs independent getting brutalized like that.

When they get antsy or any high tension you’d be able to see their respective abilities kind of…..moving under their skin

When the tension or emotion gets too much they start to like leak whatever their thing is, think “Hikaru” from The Summer Hikaru Died

When they bleed it’s a mixture of blood of sometimes a feather or a leaf or two

Viewing their “human” visages as a sort of disguise, I’d like to assume they can change colors

And by change colors I mean change how saturated or unsaturated their skin, hair, nails, and other organic parts are

Like if they do choose they can have the brightest teeth none to man and plant

Speaking of teeth, they can choose how many, how little, how long, how short, and what order their teeth are in

Also!! Incredible muscle control, like thinks Fox in a trap, rather than knaw off their leg they simply move and contract the muscle (and possibly bone) until they can slip out

They can photosynthesize but when they do it’s very obvious and very ominous

Like imagine one of them standing looking up, neck limp head back, eyes wide and unfocused slightly rolled back, jaw slack, a rumbling coming from the top of their head and from the ground but nowhere inbetween

Their senses are heightened so in high traffic areas they can get overwhelmed easily, especially considering that they spent their developing and adapting years on the ships where the loudest thing was the machine hum

I think it’d be funny if they can make themselves smell like different types of foliage like one day it’s roses the next it’s honeydew the next it’s just grass

Vash Copes

so Mr. Deluxe-Life-Like over here is a hummer

Like he’ll hum and clear his throat and make noises to try a get his speaking voicebox to around a tone that somewhat sounds like him.

He can’t just start randomly talking and sound like Milly! That’d be rude!

So along with the rainforest animal sequence chittering and chattering he’s just, “hmm hrrmm huummm buh…how are doing? Do you feel okay?”

To make up for how his eyes are he wears glasses (of course) but also had figured out how to dilate his eyes in time with what he sees in other people’s emotions (incredible muscle control)

He’ll be purposely very expressive to take as much attention from his eyes as possible so none notices how his eyes look or the blinking issue

Sometimes he’ll make himself blink when he knows he’s being looked at

So when Vash is getting antsy under his skin youll see almost like vines wiggling about underneath, but very inconsistently

Like if you’re looking at his arm you’ll see a long thin vine, that could be mistaken for a vein, jerk around sporadically

When he’s getting very antsy the vine will sprout thorns that’ll push through his skin like water. It won’t leave a wound behind the skin will just fall back together

That’s why he likes the coat so much because you can’t see the things going on under his skin

So like imagine an almost worm like part of his skin being raised that’s jerking around and moving these thorns that just glide through his skin (freaky huh?)

I think Vash would use the color changing thing for comedic effect, like the usual tinting red for blush or embarrassment, stuff like that

Despite having all these options for self customization, I think Vash would keep it pretty human like.

Well— not exactly. He hasn’t been in a place to get the details right so he kinda…fills in the blank spaces with other things!

Like since he hasn’t had the time to peek into someone’s mouth, he has a dog mouth. He’s seen the inside of a dogs mouth lot of times what’s wrong with it? They look cool!

One time him and wolfwood were play fighting and WW had pinned him so Vash started to moved his muscles around to squeeze out and WW got so scared he jumped like a foot in the air and cowered in a corner

Vash doesn’t photosynthesize often because he typically eating so that’s how he gets his energy

But when he’s on the run and another town is a ways away and he’s sooo hungry he just gotta Yknow

one time Meryl and Milly caught up to him while he was doing it and when they approached (after passing once to try to taunt him with water) he jerked out of it in a blink all creepy like

Like they were a yard away from his back and they blinked and now he’s a foot away and facing them all “Hey Ladies!” fym hey ladies bitch move

For his senses I feel like he kind of enjoys being on the run so he’s not constantly overstimulated by all the sounds of towns

Don’t get him wrong he loves towns and people but 24/7 everytime he opened his eyes? He just needs a wee break is all

Smell wise I think he’d keep to a grass kind of scent, it’s all he really knows

So when Meryl or Milly or Wolfwood come up and get personal with him and ask “what are you wearing” after answering cheekily for a while he just goes “nothing, I just smell like this”

Knives Cope

Welcome to the stage Mr. I-Look-Like-This-For-The-Irony and his special talent How Far Can We Push The Human Assumption

One of Knives’ pleasures is seeing how far he can push what he looks and acts like until people start to think he’s not a human

He’s found it’s reasonably far if he’s careful

Voice wise, Knives’ voice really doesn’t change all that often

It gets more erratic based on the people around you and Knives is usually isolated, since he’s not constantly around voices and people like Vash he just has to deal with voice pitching up and down and less imitations

That doesn’t mean it’s never happened

When he and Conrad first teamed up and we’re talking more often about their plans and what’s possible, Conrad thought Knives was warming up and being playful by imitating his voice sometimes

He chuckled once and Knives was like “What’s so funny.” And Conrad brought the voice thing up and Knives was like “That’s unintentional, why would I wanna win your favor I already have it.”

Knives knows his eyes are off putting. He knows very well.

He intentionally makes an overt amount of eye contact until he knows the other person is freaked out

When Knives gets to a point of tension where you can see his blades poking under his skin, he just lets em out

To him it’s his base plant side telling him to free himself of this embarrassing flesh suit so he’s like ah just as nature intended

It could also be why he has the cloak of blades cause he’s always high tension

Back to his stage act, How UnHuman Can We Look Until They Start Actually Thinking I’m Not Human, when it comes to their customization options, Knives likes the keep it just about human

He wants to look like his sisters, but knows he can’t get people to do what he wants if they think he looks too sweet (in his opinion his sisters are adorable)

So he tries to balance both visuals. He’s crazy pale with platinum blonde hair because his sisters are also incredibly pale.

But on the other hand, he keeps himself looking somewhat human because what else to should humanity see at its end but itself?

When he isn’t in public, he likes to look ALOT less human, like biblical Angel.

Knives doesn’t get into situations where he needs to move his muscles around himself to escape anything, the only time he did was when he and Vash were younger and playing around

Unlike Vash, Knives photosynthesizes all the time

He doesn’t like eating, it overwhelms his senses. The sunlight? Oh the sunlight.

Knives feels the same way about the Sun like yearning gays and the moon

He will photosynthesize even if he doesn’t have to, he does it so often he can do it laying down (he looks like a corpse and if you come too close to him while he’s laying there you will get skewered right ways)

Knives remembers more about the flowers Rem showed them and how they smell so usually he’ll choose whichever plant he thinks of first

That’s the end, this took like two days straight there was more in the thinker and reading The Summer Hikaru Died mid way through making it. Can you tell how much I like figuring out how human is human?

[chris-continues]

i am. so hopelessly in love with knives. hes so pretty and i want to hold hands and kiss maybe… so i was wondering if you could write some uncanny knives relationship HC’s ? i love him very much. (and thank you for listening to my insane ramblings)

OUGH YES of course anon :> tysm for sending this ask! Feel free to send as many as you’d like, I love any ideas from anyone hehe.

Tags: @lune010 @knivesdears1nner @beanibon

This is an imagine so it’s just my jumbled thoughts thrown together, also:

TW: GORE, INHUMAN BODILY FEATURES AND SLIGHT GORE!! (This is uncanny/monstrous knives so… duh. But Yk) AND CREEPY BEHAVIOR

Uncanny knives finds joy in terrifying humans. Of course, you’re hideously down bad (cough, the monster lover tag you follow. You know who you are), and manage to enjoy him even more. It’s annoying when he’s been trying to shake you for a few weeks now, about a month, but he’s grown to.. tolerate your presence. You both have grown into some sort of companionship.

You’ve never touched him before, but when he was initially trying to scare you, he tore his jaw open, unhinging it to show off his rows upon rows of razor sharp teeth and inhumanly long tongue. You could feel his breath against you, somehow cold and fanning along your cheeks. Your pupils dilated, and of course he noticed this.

Strange. You were perhaps stranger than he was.

That was the closest the two of you had gotten. Nowadays, when you go to visit him in the strangely abandoned building, he’ll lead you into the woods or stay in the warehouse. Either way, you follow him in amusement. As of late, you’d taken to giving him gifts- such as little trinkets you’d found that you thought he’d like. A small succulent, (which he waters and cares for, though he doesn’t note such a thing. You’ve noticed that it hasn’t died yet.. so), or a blanket for him. He must get cold, right? Maybe? (He doesn’t, really, but he keeps in tucked away anyways when he misses your smell).

One night though, you find yourself too tired to drive home. He notices this, and he think he recalls Vash (who had gone out into town more than he had) said it was unsafe for humans to drive when sleepy. So he made you stay.

“You can’t drive like that,” he scoffs, “I figured you weren’t that foolish.”

You end up falling asleep on the floor, and when you wake..

There’s the blanket you gave him, draped over you. He watches you sleep from the corner, guarding you silently.

[aidakhar]

Cw: body horror

Finished uncanny Nai + him without blades to better see his cute face 😊

[villtura]

rem and her unsettling sons

[running-with-kn1ves]

Been out in the sticks lately so-- really need a big burly farmer with topaz tan lines, oiled up in washed out jeans and faded flannel in my life right now. Having hired you from the city, the farmer begs you to fix up the flower beds around their house that used to belong to their parents.

They'll teach you how to get the most out of a rake, hands over yours and muscles vibrating with each row. You spend the day on your hands and knees, sweating from the hot sun and digging out weeds. Occasionally you're called inside for a glass of lemonade or cold, home-grown milk.

You admire the farmer for too long, on their tractor or feeding their caddle out of the palm of their hand, straw hat doing little to shade their sculpted body from the unrelenting sun. The sweet scent of their musk is left on the gardening gloves they offer you, warmly perspiring hands helping you out of their beaten down truck after a trip to the other side of the farm. You find it hard to go home, the sun having set and the rode to the outside world now dark and invisible.

The farmer offers you to spend the night instead of driving two hours back to the city. What can you do but say yes? They didnt give you much of an option, having set up the guestroom for you long prior and beginning to cook a fine meal that would insult them to say no to. It takes atleast a half hour to scrub the dirt from under your nails in the bath, with constant knocks at the door from your friendly farmer asking if everything is alright, if the water is hot enough, if you need help washing.

They spend so much time doting on your bathing that they hardly pay mind to themselves, coming out of the shower afterwards in a mere towel as they scrounge around for clothes.  It isn't until they make eye contact with you on their bed, waiting, that they stop and stare sheepishly.

"Haha, im sorry darlin' I've lived alone for so long, I've forgotten my manners."

They kiss your knuckles after tucking you in bed, a self assured grin making your heart jump. It's just a job, right? A client who's showing you southern hospitality, yeah?

It isn't long until they're asking you to order more flowers to plant across the acres they own, a project that'll take atleast a few more weeks...

[blushnik]

some (uncanny vash) sketches from today

[fymo-blogs]

Warning for raw meat, knives, syringes, body horror, uncanny, eye contact, and major gore below cut!

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Vita Carnis stimboard

Event: Fymos Halloween Boards Day 11

Themes: Raw meat, triangles, vhs, gore

Note: I did analog horror because I don't really watch horror movies

Note 2: I need to watch season 2

Song:

[askcometcare]

[cinsketches]

Vash…?

[seasicksilver]

no cool

[chris-continues]

Uncanny Vash cuddle headcanons... maybe some Uncanny Knives too? 🥺🥺

Inhuman Embrace

Cuddling Uncanny Vash + Cuddling Uncanny Knives headcanons

NOTES: Oh my god of course!! I’m a sucker for cuddles and writing it is so sweet <3

TW: unsettling descriptions, inhuman body parts, etc, (this is sfw they’re just you know… not human so), claustrophobia (mentioned like once)

TAGS: @vashfantasy @millionsvash @lune010 @astrathecowboy @captaintweet @cowboylivio

Vash

-He’s very cuddly. Lanky, long limbs that wrap around you in a cocoon, and occasionally his wings will wrap around you, fleshy appendages a shell providing protection from outside.

-Chirps and purring, he’s nuzzling against your neck. Now, he prefers to be on top of you like a blanket, but he won’t refuse any affection you offer. His pupils dilate excitedly at anything you give, he will allow himself to take and take because he can indulge in you.. you’re wonderful, he adores you. His human.

-He runs a bit warm, when he does have a temperature. His fingers are comparable to wax, he has no fingerprints. His forearms, from what you can see, because he doesn’t really go shirtless too often around you, sometimes have feathers blooming from underneath the skin.

-He enjoys burying his face in your hair. He also enjoys the cushy, plush parts of you, but to feel your whole body against his is something he treasures, so he’ll normally grasp your tummy, rolls, thighs, with his large hands and hum contentedly against his neck.

-He usually doesn’t talk much unless it’s in strings or partly incoherent appreciation.

“…’re so warm…”

“..no, no, pleaseee…” and he ends on a whine when you try to leave.

“Stay...” He breathes against you, pulling you tighter once again. “..please..”

Knives

-Knives is originally apprehensive of you. Very much so. Constantly having his guard up around you, keeping an extra eye on you. Any forms of affections you offer, he will first scoff at, eye it, and then curiously poke at it later if you aren’t looking. (If it’s an item of sorts, like food or something).

-So, safe to say cuddles do NOT happen immediately. It takes awhile.

-He growls, mutters and most of the time speaks in actions rather than words. Words are so human.

-Knives finds sleep to be a recreational activity. If you follow the same sentiment, he will not accept that, you idiot, weak, human, you need sleep. He doesn’t. So of course, ugh, it’s his responsibility to spoon you in bed.

-I believe he loves his heritage but with the cocoon thing he gets claustrophobic. It’s suffocating, not having an escape, so he doesn’t do it. His arms are plenty enough, he is strong after all.

-When he believe you’re asleep, or drowsy enough, he will drum one of his hands in a tap on your side. Press his forehead to your hair. Perhaps one day he will be able to press his forehead to yours, but your breath against his.. it’s far too much. You’re so much. All at once.

-He doesn’t speak much, if at all. It’s curt commands or responses.

“Stop moving.”

“..Hm.”

“If you keep wriggling I’d say you were a snake. Lay still, human.”

[aidakhar]

CW: A bit of body horror

[stardustcleaningguy]

theres a severe lack of uncanny knives content out in the world, uncanny vash is wonderful and i love him a lot but what about his considerably more terrifying brother ???

the dude doesnt WANT to be associated with humans, so being in the body that hes in i think he would make a conscious effort to be as unsettling and inhuman as possible

[villtura]

vash (who is normal) and his brother knives (also normal)

[autism-crime]

Another headcanon I have of Knives is that he appears more inhuman than Vash.

Mainly because I believe Vash would put more effort into blending in with humans, he wants to get along with them and live beside them but he knows that his more Plant like features are off putting and uncanny, so he hides as many as he can. Humans can still see that something isn’t quite normal about him, but they’ll probably just brush it off and think he’s just a bit weird.

But with Knives, he doesn’t care what humans think about him, and he doesn’t want to seen as one either. Anyone who looks at him immediately knows he’s not human. His eyes are too bright, teeth too sharp, skin too perfect. There’s an aura about him, one that instantly labels him as a threat, as something more. He’s a higher being hidden in a false human camouflage, there’s so much more to his form than just what humans can perceive.