#unbothered. moisturized. not in his lane at all even a little bit
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bloodtwin · 2 months ago
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He barks a laugh. ❝ Hey, that's cute. Still went the wrong way, though. ❞
Kicking a rock down the steep cliff that led into gloomy nothingness, he leans forward slightly to listen for it hit the bottom. When it never does, he backs away from the edge before continuing to pester her. He's not entirely stupid.
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❝ Y'know, I could watch you go in circles all day myself, but I don't think the others will be as amused. So, uh . . . do you want my help now or not ? ❞
"Do you know what the punishment for questioning the competency of royalty is in my home, Puck? Branding, followed by torture."
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guystheresbeesuphere · 2 years ago
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The Arcana Head Canons !
What are they like drunk ?
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Asra (´ ∀ ` *)
Drinks occasionally ! I feel like they like to let loose sometimes - but only plan on getting drunk drunk in smaller gatherings or amongst close friends <3
He is a content (?) sleepy kinda drunk
Like a snake lounging on a rock in the sun 
Or a cat curled up in the blanket 
Unbothered, Moisturized, Happy, in his lane, Focused, Flourishing 
Very cuddly and clingy, but also kinda mischievous
“Come lie with meeeee” with uppies arms going on
Sprawled out over any vaguely soft surface 
Including shrubbery, or just any soft looking patch of grass
Probably the type to try and do normal tasks like cooking but with zero coordination 
Would make a huge mess trying to make a pb&j
That apprentice would have to clean up
His hangovers would probably only last a day or so, and not really that bad. They'd probably just stay in bed and sleep it off. If you mentioned anything he did he would probably just give you a shit-eating grin.
Julian ٩(^◡^)۶
Jules probably drinks the most out of everyone, bar maybe Nadia - he frequents taverns and bars… probably dragging the apprentice along with him.
Julian is the saddest of sad drunks 
But not in a depressed and crying about life kinda way 
But more in a like, sees a really cute cat and starts bawling his eyes out kinda way 
Sees his friends/partner and gets all teary 
would just hold your face in his hands and cry for a good 5 minutes before you could get a word out of him
“You’re the most wonderful thing to ever happen to me” 
Gets tears all over your coat
You’d have to carry him home
To be fair, not too different from his usual self 
Just with way more all over the place
He’d either have the worst hangovers known to man, or would just walk it off like a champ. If you mentioned anything he did, he would go bright red and stuttery: “I was drunk ! What do you expect of me?”
Muriel ╰(● ⋏ ●)╯
I feel like Muri isn’t one to get drunk often, if at all. He much prefers having his brain and body fully within his control. But when he does drink, he’s a real heavyweight. 
If you versed him in a drinking game, you would lose 
Complete blackout before he’s even a little tipsy
I think he’d be a very touchy feely drunk
Very clingy but also very quiet 
Like, always holding apprentice's hand
Or petting their hair 
Or just generally being quite sappy and cuddly
You’d literally need a crowbar to pry yourself out of his arms
He would fervently deny it afterwards though, when he came to
He would have a pretty bad hangover. But he’d insist that he’s fine and try to power through his daily tasks despite the fact. But with a bit of coaxing from the apprentice, he’d accept the help and sit down to rest for a bit. He'd probably just roll his eyes and grumble (well meaning ofc) at you, turning bright red if you mentioned anything from the night before.
Portia ꒰(・‿・)꒱
Portia probably views getting drunk in a similar way to Asra ! Like, enjoys having fun with friends occasionally, but not too often.
She would be a super loud, outgoing drunk 
But in a super friendly 
Slurring her words a lot, and probably slips a bit of random russian in there 
Omg her accent getting really thick
Waahh okay thats actually hella cute to think about
Full of compliments and words of adoration
You wouldn’t be able to get her to shut up
Giggling over literally everything 
She would be stumbling down drunk after like, 2 drinks though
Its apart of her charm ゚.*
I feel like she’d end her night by passing out in apprentices arms
Babbling nonsense and giggling all the while
I don't think she'd have bad hangovers though, but would play it up if it meant Apprentice would take care of her <3
Nadia (*´▽`*)
Nadia would drink quite frequently, as accompaniments to fancy dishes that require it. As a result, probably has a very high alcohol tolerance. But she never really drinks to get drunk though - to her, alcohol is meant to be tasted and enjoyed. 
Its probably kind of hard to tell when she’s drunk 
She’d laugh way more freely i think 
And be way more cheeky 
A mischievous glint in her eye 
Very well versed in high society alcohol
Very knowledgeable on what to pair it with
Probably has her own fancy reserve too
She would also definitely be one to bust out the really nice booze when shes far too drunk to be able to appreciate it 
Especially if the apprentice is there
She likes to spoil her friends/partners <3
I feel like, even drunk, she would make sure you were taken care of first - always trying to send you home with a fancy new bottle the morning after too.
Lucio (¬‿¬ )
I feel like the count is pretty average in terms of how much it takes to get him drunk - but he enjoys getting smashed as much as possible. 
LOUD as hell 
And completely UNAPOLOGETIC about it 
Gets drunk a lot
Would 100% organize a party just to have a reason to get drunk 
Everyday being himself is a day to celebrate ofc
Sometimes just does it without the party anyway
He would be super boastful and cocky
Probably trying to start fights (that he definitely wouldn’t win) with anyone and everyone
And saying things he shouldn’t 
Would drag apprentice to every little event
Being a little shit to get your attention or make you laugh
I think he'd enjoy dragging the apprentice along just to see them loosen up and relax a bit - not that he'd admit it, but he'd go out of his way to make sure you were having fun too <3
and a cheeky little bonus !
Amias ! ( ´ ω ` )
Tends to only drink at social events or parties. But loves drinking games and competitions - could easily drink both jules and asra under the table.
He is definitely a sulky drunk. 
just a big old 6'4 toddler
with Surprisingly co-ordination though
Good luck trying to stop him from climbing any Big Rock or Cool Tree he sees
Probably tries to fight inanimate objects.
And definitely cries when he loses. 
Just Asra trying to console him, 
“There there, Amias - you really showed that bin what for”
“*sniff* yeah?”
“Yeah <3 Now let’s get you to bed, big guy.” 
“okay...”
And then he would promptly passout.
OHOHO but Amias and Asra drunk at the same time ?? Absolute menaces. The sheer tomfoolery and mischief they would get up to. Would definitely feed off of each other’s chaotic disaster energies. Getting the pair of them to do anything, or go anywhere while drunk is literally like herding cats. Very stubborn, unreasonable, toddler-esque cats.
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maukiki1-but-cringefail · 7 months ago
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Rating Aguma screenshots from my gallery (because theres no other fury character that was drawn more inconsistently than him and also im bored out of my mind)
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Vicious. Ominous. Bro is about to actually fucking kill someone. I mean he always looks like hes about to kill someone but this is something else. Whyd bro switch so quick. You know Id make the “you aint got one battle where you needa be this serious” joke but since hes a legendary blader he does but not this one bro. Its just ginga and yuki calm your ass. Id count the amount of wrinkles on your forehead but i dont have enough fingers for that. Plus points for the face scrunch. Minus points for not having the majoras mask clocktower bell noise when this exact frame shows up. 9/10
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What is this. Atrocious. UNACCEPTABLE. What the fuck happened to his face. You look like a rabid dog. He always does but like here? God damn now i get why my friend calls you mulch. You look like a bear who just woke up from hibernation. Can you like, be dumbfounded and baffled normally. God damn. Are you not like a grown ass man. Dumbass. Be normal 2/10
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My goodness gracious. Absolutely mischievous. Plotting. Looks like hes about to kill someone again. Please back off a little bit. Fw energy tho bro is enjoying the fight for sure 9/10
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Im filing a restraining order get him away from me 0/10
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What is this. Explain yourself. Im sorry is this like, a cycnus impression. Cauze you look like a fucking bug rn. Like straight up. Your pupils are not supposed to be that big and your eyes are not supposed to be that sparkly. You are not the tbh creature. Stop this madness 5/10
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Okay when i first saw this while watching the scene i laughed for a solid ten minutes because he wasnt even the focus at the moment (bao was talking) and my eye slipped and saw this and oh god. He looks like a cardboard cutout😭he looks like hed stiffly fall over and shatter to a billion pieces if you poked him😭😭he looks like hed disintegrate into dust if someone touched him😭😭😭bro is COOKED if i flip the canvas.😭😭😭😭this is horrendous i know hes ugly but this isnt my aguma bring the real one back . Hes so uneven. One point for absolute horrendous image resolution 1/10
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EHUM. EUGH. EUGHEGHEHEUEGAGSHDGSVGWUWYWHSK. The fuckin😭😭the😭😭the. The😭😭😭thehis eyes are about to pop out of their sockets someone help this manAND HELP ME TOO WHILE YOURE AT IT😭😭😭ohmygdodudgshsjsgaha. Context is even funnier this is when he loses to tithi and hes on the ground defeated tweaking the fuck out LMFAOOO😭😭bro is fuming with rage bcs he lost to a kid i hate him i hope he dies a billion times and then he dies again. Thank god dynamis was there or he might’ve actually killed someone 10/10
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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. Actually i take it back this dude is never unbothered . The hair 😭😭 wet fucking dog go to hell 8/10
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Amazing. life changing. phenomenal. incredible. awesome. wonderful. marvelous. Outstanding. THE screenshot. The first and only screenshot ever taken. THE one. I filled my gallery up with this exact image by duplicating it (there was about a thousand of the same image) (my friends called it “dog blockade”) and also set it as my wallpaper as a joke and its still the same because i forgot to change it. At first i was scared of it because he was so close to the screen and i was met with this fucking picture everytime i exited out of an app. But now i have become emotionally attached to it like hes just saying hi to me everytime i quit an app. The emotional support screenshot. I take what i said about the tbh creature back. Why cant he look like this all the time😔the eyes the :3 mouth. Scene context is also so funny “aguma. are you coming:)” “mmhmm :3” ?????182^2^72[£^£]2]€ Everything is perfect no complaints. 10000000000000000000/10
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This image will be the cauze of my untimely death. No comment. -√7⁴/10
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strobebi · 3 years ago
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✨💕Rating my Stardew Valley Pets✨🌈
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I have no self control and thanks to the Adopt N' Skins mod I have much power in my tenny tinny hands and no one can stop me from filling my house whit as many dogs and cats it can fit in, and because I love them so much I decided to give each one of them a personality and a back story based on their little actions and you will enjoy it too!
✨Goiaba🌈✨
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the older sister, first one to join the family
very chill, never get into fights
always lay next to well facing the river, just vibing and minding her own business
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
when at home, always chilling on my bedroom next to the fireplace or laying on my bed
used to run a lot when she first came home, now she just mostly vibe at her spot and prevent her young sisters from killing each other
very mature and responsible
13/10 a good girl
✨🎀Lady✨
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girlboss gatekeep gaslight
lover her but she is a BITCH
ALWAYS ON THE WAY
and will only leave when you give up trying to pass her or make her leave
is the one that start ALL the fights
all of her sisters fear her
and she knows it
fights everyone to be the only one sleeping on the bed
ends up sleeping whit the plushies
*bullies you cutely*
10/10 we still love her anyways
✨Tulipa🌷✨
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straight up just vibing
always taking a nap on the crops, but doesn't eat them cus she's very polite
friendly whit everyone
may I offer you an egg in these trying times?
hangs out whit all of her sisters, even whit Lady
was the first one to get close to Pom
and helped him get out of his shell
they are now besties and always watch the fishes on the tank together
15/10 the absolute best of the best vibes
✨💧Pom ✨
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the younger brother
very shy baby
used to play alone behind the house cus he was to scared to socialize with his sisters
and used to sleep at the kitchen while everyone was in the bedroom whit me
but he's trying his best
he now sleeps at the living room whit Tulipa
started to play more whit everyone during the day, still a bit awkward tho
but we all support him and he's doing a great job so far
he started to hang out whit Lady recently
lets hope shes not a bad influence on him
15/10 the best boy of all
✨Abobrinha🧶✨
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the second older sister, came home right after Goiaba
actually shes very young and playful
shes just siting there
is always laying at this spot next to the bird statue
likes to hang out in my bedroom whit Goiaba
just minding her own and preventing her sisters from killing eachother
but she take no shit and always get into fights whit Lady
she also likes to play whit my sewing material when Im not watching
dont get fooled by her looks, shes a criminal
she eat my crops sometimes and pushes her sisters out of the bed
13/10 still my baby
✨⛅️ Snowflake✨
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does not like the idea of being perceived
always hiding behind something
normally lays behind the trees or on the tall grass
and naps behind the kitchen counter
always getting bullied by Lady and is tired of her shit
doesn't fight back cus shes to old for that
just want to take a nap
hangs out only whit Tulipa
but Abobrinha is her bestie and they are always napping together
they are probably girlfriends at this point
also Abobrinha fights whit Lady when she's bothering Snowflake
13/10 just minding her business
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