#unblocked

[angelasscribbles]

I'M BAAAAACKKKK!!!

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Tumblr finally removed the explicit rating from my blog!!! Aaaahhh!!!

They apologized for the wait and the mistake.

[mooncow777]

JHIT WHAT

tumblr is unblocked on scout computers???

@flooreo

[r74n]

we all made concoctions in the bathroom as a kid right

[bookwyrminspiration]

you're making a terrible case for why I shouldn't block you btw. calling me a 13 year old 😔😔 /lh

If you do block me, sorry for your loss (of me) </3

if you didn't want to be equated to a 13 year old discovering their unrestrained access to emojis for the first time, perhaps you shouldn't have posted like a 13 year old discovering their unrestrained access to emojis for the first time (the 13 year old discovering their unrestrained acess to emojis for the time time is value neutral, btw)

But also who would ever want to block me, I'm so sincere and charming and full of earnest appreciation, everybody love me <3

[alastor-the-radio-demon-69]

This Is The Link I Go To When I Want To Play Five Nights At Freddy's, But Don't Have It On This Chromebook (I Do Have Five Nights At Freddy's, But Only On An Xbox)

[author-a-holmes]

This happened to me at Stupid-o-clock this morning.

It was so stupid-o-clock, that I immediately send a Discord Message to the bestie, so that I wouldn't forget about it today.

Suddenly VERY excited to be writing again, which is a glorious feeling.

By far one of the best writer feelings is when you’re just chilling and then it’s “Oh THAT’S how my plot is going to go”

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

[pien-art]

Dyke <33 (Fag version) Filet crochet, 27 x 44 cm prints available here !

[kiskatminetas]

[willgrahamscock]

Listen if you ever think your writing is bad and you want to give up, a published author beloved by thousands (I don’t understand why) wrote the line “When he was wiping that cow shit on me, it was quite possibly the most turned-on I have ever been.”

what I’m saying is please don’t let Colleen Hoover win, don’t give up on your work.

[jukersh]

I have so many feelings to express, no longer is my heart on blocked.

[itbabasachinsharma]

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[theodorejamisonseville]

“Yay! Brittany finally unblocked me! Time to see what I missed.”

[glitter-hound]

you can't make this up

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself