#un-fucking believable
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autoauthor · 1 month ago
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Was looking up Tobirama's exact height for another fanfic idea and 182.3 cm???
This bitch is shorter than I am! He's not even 6 feet!
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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I'm still processing 7-13, in the meantime have this super quick thing! of all the things that happened that I didn't expect, one of 'em certainly was a not insignificant subplot revolving around Silver unintentionally committing international mail fraud.
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dottanic · 1 year ago
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Come live with us in the palace
There's a room waiting for you
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Marie Claire Korea Suga
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technofeudalism · 1 month ago
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you will never in a million years be able to predict who this inevitably high ranked comment when the scores become visible is about.
i’ll give you a hint: she is directly responsible for abortion being illegal or greatly restricted in 19 US states and is one of the most well-known Christian fundamentalists in the entire country.
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simcardiac-arrested · 8 months ago
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wait, that elias?
#huge shoutout to @sepezzz elias design this is very much inspired by it. go look at it#im so serious if i never draw another person manspreading in a fucking office chair it’ll be TOO SOON#anyways.#the juxtaposition truly is crazy hahaaha right people change in the weirdest of ways#i like thinking about how they both present themselves. elias understands he works at Important Academic Research Facility so he still#sooort of tries to look somewhat official. but well he also gets away with what he can#he has that vibe of Yeah i work here and im kind of important but i’m chill. i know how to chill#meanwhile that other freak is just like i am going to make this body look presentable or so help me god.#he’s the Head of the Institute he can no longer have whimsy okay. and listen it’s not because i think jonah is that boring and would#dislike piercings and funny socks or whatever. i think he’d like those. but see he needs to make this believable that elias truly has#changed okay. and also like i said he is the Head of the Institute he needs to look Super Normal And Unremarkable#anyways i think it’s funny how elias’ whole thing is that he tries to distance himself from his family image and tries really hard to Not#end up like a rich asshole. and then. well.#(looks around) So i think about this man a normal amount.#i could write like 20 thinkpieces on both of them but instead they’re gonna make me do college essays about like language and shit.#myart#the magnus archives#tma#elias bouchard#oh my god it is actually un fucking believable how much i think about him every day#if this becomes a daily elias blog yall will just have to deal
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alasarys · 7 months ago
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"I found out about this a couple of weeks ago ..."
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saccharinemeat · 3 months ago
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hey dipshit YOU read my dni. this is not how dni's work.
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hiyukikagari · 3 months ago
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do i even need to say anything here.
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igirisuscones · 1 year ago
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GUYS. GUYS NEW SARAZANMAI OFFICIAL ART. WE WOOOOOON THEY ARE SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭
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heavenbarnes · 8 months ago
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we just saw deadpool and wolverine…jesus christ i need hugh jackman’s balls in my mouth
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mewlabu · 2 years ago
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The UN, being ever so useful, is filing a complaint in court on a Ukranian who put this thing on their car after they did fuck all to help when Kherson was flooding and rescuers were being shelled.
Priorities!
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lesharl-eclair · 2 years ago
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IM GG TO BE SICK AND WHY?????????
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canary-prince · 11 days ago
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It's 2025, who still posts out of context fanfic screenshots just to make fun of it? Seriously? Did you steal other kids' diaries in middle school, too? Did you boo and hiss and laugh like a shitty little hyena during talent show performances?
"But it's so cringe--"
So is being a shithead.
"But this writing is crap--"
So is your attitude.
"But how could they think this was good?"
You are invited to do better! Go on, dude, since you're the authority on which pieces of art are worthy of basic respect and which aren't, make your own, right now, and hand it over to me, and we'll talk about your shortcomings and your quirks and your authenticity!
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princeofgothammyass · 6 months ago
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sure mi casa su casa or whatever but like that's not an open invitation to use my Persian fucking rug to transport a what I'm assuming to be bleeding rogue
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thewayoftheleaf · 2 years ago
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Lan and Moiraine, both laying on the ground, bleeding out from fatal wounds because both of them went tearing off into the night alone without telling anyone else where they went . . . stretching out their hands towards each other . . . Lan whispering one final accusation, to which Moiraine responds by passing out from blood loss . . . they are the most DRAMATIC pair of fucking assholes I swear to GOD
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