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Kiss and comfort

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I love East Blue Polycule 'cause to me its like

(It was originally just going to be the sex appeal/rizz/REALLY TRYING joke but then I thought about it too much lmfao. sorta-kinda a continuation of this)

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I can FINALLY post this now that it's finished! 😭✨ I posted it in two parts on Twitter because of the image limit thing but I think it will look better all together on here

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Get you a man with that pathetic rizz 😎🥲✨

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Yea I was having terminal sanuso brainrot so I had to do something about it (completely separate matter from stardew sanuso). They're watching the ship together while everyone else is off adventuring <3

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i'm sexually interested in whatever's wrong with you

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tobiizu au in which during the war, the uchiha manage to capture tobirama.

they hold him hostage as a negotiation tool, but hte negotiations are very drawn out and it puts them in a tricky position. obviously they can't simply trust that he won't manage to escape his cell and cause problems- but they can't torture him or go to any extreme measures for keeping him trapped. not without undoing the goodwill of returning him by the end of all this.

the solution, then, is while he's trapped in his cell he should also be trapped within a genjutsu to keep his mind occupied. Not torture-based. Nothing that Hashirama could be offended to discover his brother spents months of his life experiencing instead of the dungeon he was actually in.

izuna, as the best genjutsu-crafter of the clan, and the uchiha who knows tobirama best, is given the task of creating it. he starts small, and simple. A nice sunny day in the forest. A trip to the ocean.

He gets more elaborate as time goes on- partially to keep his own interest (His skills seem wasted, otherwise) and partially because he finds Tobirama's response interesting. He puts him in new situations, more complicated scenarios. A small cafe in a distant village in iron; a visit to the capitol and a stop by the theater there.

He starts to weave himself into the fantasies. At first a background character, then with more important roles. He's another customer at the cafe, then a performer at the theater, then a noble at court who Tobirama's seated next to.

Then he's Izuna. In Konoha of all places to invent, his brother's fanciful musings, and perhaps Izuna's greatest challenge yet to craft as a genjutsu. The topic keeps coming up in the negotiations and it's starting to get Izuna's interest. Peace between their families, between themselves.

Perhaps he goes too far when he slides Tobirama's long-dead brothers and mother into it. (His father he leaves in his grave). He doesn't know enough about them to give them a major role in it all, but he whispers and nudges the reality until they're all off living with his mother's clan in good health. Distant, but not gone. writing letters with good news for tobirama to read about their lives.

Objectionable of him, but not in a way easy to pinpoint. Defendable from certain moralistic views.

Izuna's decision to have them married, however- can't argue around that. But if he has to spend so much of his time and chakra on these illusions, he should get something out of it right? and tobirama makes such a lovely spouse.

and then the negotiations finally come to an end, a peace is made, and izuna's supposed to let Tobirama go.

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Izuna's trying Tobirama's own jutsu on him Present for @anonenot

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two sides of the same coin, aka mutual idiots

heavily inspired by Gravity of Tempered Grace by @silver-studios - (I sketched this comic out in a frenzy after catching up on the latest chapters..........)

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This is what superheroing is about, right???

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the sharingan stays ON during sex

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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Prettiest man on the grandline

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My favourite genre of gay people is "They didn't have bdsm sex onscreen but, bdsm elements are always lurking in the corner and haunting the narrative through thinly veiled visual metaphorical implication."

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ouhg...must torture the character in the facility. then have him kill people epicly. then ptsd nightmares

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died and came back right. there was definitely something wrong with me before? resurrection fixed me i think