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if rio bravo was a visual novel and you chose dude's route
#typewriter dings#dude#ummmm don't ask how long i spent on this#teehee#i would always choose dude's route#i always want to be with dude
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so this vacation was a great test run to see how bojere would work out living together 😌 yk, all the "don't get married if you haven't lived with the person" stuff 😏 Jere learned that while he finds Bojan's napping very cute, it gets boring quickly. Bojan learned that keeping Jere off his phone takes a bit more energy than just asking nicely once. They learned so many new things about each other this week 😊
They really haven't spent that much time together, just the two of them, and now they are on a week-long vacation, a true test for any relationship!
And I think you nailed it, anon, they've learned so much. They learned that Jere needs his daily mental health walks and Bojan can use that time for napping/business (=annoyed calls from Kris). They have learned that sometimes it's best if the charging cables get completely lost for 24-48 hours so Jere can concentrate on... important things. They have learned how they love to wake up (heads on the same pillow, with absolutely nowhere to be), and how they love to go to bed (Bojan gently reminds Jere to brush his teeth, Jere waits as Bojan does his breathing exercises). They've bickered a little once but didn't let it escalate, they are good at picking movies but bad at picking restaurants, Bojan likes to do more activities than Jere but since this holiday was about resting they find a nice compromise, and they have learned that they love to talk about their hopes and dreams and asprirations, stuff that other people just don't seem to understand
ummmm wait was there a question, no okay good
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HAHA, nerds! (Working title)
CHAPTER 2
(Bloodweave University au)
AO3 link, link to chapter 1
...
"Ugh, my nail broke! How does that even happen!" Astarion complained to Shadowheart literally immediately as she got into his car.
"I have no clue. I have never seen you work. Ever." She threw her backpack on the backseat and buckled up. "So, your place?"
"Yeah." He pulled out of the parking lot of the comic parlor and drove towards the nearest Wc Deepalds. "What do we order?"
"Fries, bunches. And a milkshake. And ice cream."
"We have ice cream at home."
"It's not the same, I assure you!" Shart said, crossing her arms. "Whatever, It's not like papa Caz is letting you eat any of it."
"Yeah, it's for guests, and you are a guest, so eat the fucking ice cream at home!" Astarion drove a little faster, unintentionally of course, he's a lawyer by trade, he's not a fan of being sued. Not a good look.
"You're unbearable!"
"So are you. But we're friends, so I'll forgive you." Astarion said with no hint of theatrics in his voice. A rare occurrence.
"Likewise."
After a bit of silence they arrived at the drive through and Astarion rolled his window down.
"Welcome to Wc Deepalds, what can I get you?"
"Can I get a ummmmmmm iced coffee and two large fries, annddddd ummmm... Shart what do you want?"
"Ice cream with caramel sauce, an oreo shake and garlic sauce... For the fries." She, of course, crawled into Astarions lap to lean out the window, even though she really didn't need to.
"Alright, is that all?"
"Yes, thank you." The pale elf said, shoving his worstie back into the passanger seat and driving to the next window where they spent a few minutes waiting. "Of course a little goblin like you would know the menu of this... mistakenly popular establishment. I congratulate you on your VIP ticket to heart failure."
"Thank you, I appreciate it." The window opened and Astarion was handed a warm, delicious smelling paper bag of fatty liver disease. He paid with his papa Cazador money and drove away.
Shadowheart said "Gimme that." And took the bag of fast food. She dug right into her ice cream.
"Bon appetit, my friend."
"Thanks."
"Youre very welcome." He took a sip of his coffee.
"Hey what's up with that bearded guy you asked out? D'he text you yet?"
"Yes. About 30 minutes after I left the store. Eager." Astarions apartment is not far from them by now, they can see it in the distance. A sad beige building with several floors full of annoying neighbors.
"You like them when they're enthusiastic, don't you."
"I do, and what about it? I prefer to know that my partners enjoy themselves!"
Shart sighed. "Such a politically correct gentleman you are."
He nearly choked on his coffee trying to speak his next words. "I AM! And beautiful! Not enough people mention that." He parked his car, got out and began marching to the enterance without waiting for his esteemed guest.
She managed, carrying her gym bag and the Wc Deepalds goodies in her hands of holding. Astarion climbed the stairs with her following not far behind, he took out his keychain, which had about a dozen charms and was attached to one of those things that let you put it around your neck.
"Make yourself at home, darling."
"I will." She took her shoes off at the entrance before the pale elf put her head on a stick for it. "So, I was thinking dark makeu-"
"SAVE. IT. FOR. THE. CAMERA." He put his coffee down on the counter.
"Sheesh, okay." She plopped down on the couch. "Ugh, I don't know how long I can take working at that place."
"What was it this time."
"Just the usual neckbeard business. If we banned the customers that 'flirted' with me we'd be going out of business unfortunately. Can I have a drink?"
"But of course, dear." He opened the fridge and poured her a tall glass of delicious orange juice. Yummy.
"I was thinking of a more age restricted substance."
"We can drink after filming."
"Good... You know what, I'm taking a nap, you go ahead and do the camera things."
"Yeah, good idea. Sweet dreams!" She curled up on the couch and began lightly snoring in about 6 minutes. Astarion could never, he has horrible things to remember and he only finds a gap in his schedule for them right before bedtime.
He quietly went to his bedroom to get started setting everything up.
...
"Do you think this one's better?" Asked Gale, showing a picture on his phone to Wyll. "Or this one." He swiped left.
"I'm not sure, they're both very elegant. Is there a specific dress code? Like, a color scheme?" Wyll was not the best person to ask about this sort of thing, but he is the only person Gale was willing to talk to about it.
"I'm not sure, I can ask him tho."
"Do that, but don't tell him about what your outfit will be, trust me he'll love a surprise!" He tried to reassure the wizard with a smile but it went unnoticed, since the man in question was ferociously typing a message to his future husband and possibly father to their children.
The cafeteria was not busy, people are cooped up in their dorms studying and eating takeout. A shame, honestly, they're serving pizza today.
"Oh my weave he texted back!"
"What did he say?"
"Dark colors, preferably, but I won't get kicked out unless I look underdressed."
"Good thing you have no shortage of wizardly robes."
"True that.... I think I'll wear the purple one."
"Robe of summer? Good choice." He said, glass of water in hand. "I'm almost jealous, I do miss balls, but I don't miss the kids of people who attend them."
"Right, I forgot you were once a well coiffed little noblemanlet! You blend right in with the rest of us common folk!" He put his phone in his pocket but right as he was about to forget about it, he received another message. "It's him...."
"What is it about?" Gale read it, and turned a little red.
'It matters to me very little what wrappings are on a gift, all I care about is what's underneath.'
"Well, it could be interpreted in two different ways, I'm not sure what he really meant.." Gale showed his friend the text.
"I think... If you were to take offense to his boldness, he'd say he didn't mean it like that to not make you uncomfortable, but he definitely meant it like that!" He took a bite of his pizza, it's growing cold.
"That's smart." Gale took a deep breath and started typing. He then changed his mind and deleted all the letters, he could do better. He then literally typed out the exact same sentence.
'Well, it's quite impolite to give a gift without wrapping isn't it? Unwrapping is part of the fun!'
"Wyll my heart is pounding, I don't know how people do this whole dating thing casually..."
"I believe in you, you will persevere!"
"I hope you're correct." He got another notification.
"ITS A P-" He realized he was yelling and stopped, he calmly began anew. "He sent me a picture..."
"Open it." Wyll was very invested in this love story that he was merely an observer of. Gale opened the message, it was a picture of a camera setup.
"I was worried it would be a more anatomical image." Said Wyll.
"I doubt he'd do that. He seems more refined." Gale remembered he had pizza so he took a big bite as he thought of something to write. Another message came in the meantime.
'I neglected to mention but I do have an adorable side hustle of doing makeup on youtube~'
'No need, I recognized you.'
'That's cute. But I am going to be quite busy for the next few hours, you go ahead and enjoy your night darling'
'I will, thank you!'
Gale put his phone down. "Dear gods..." He breathed deep. "Wyll I think he put a spell on me!"
"I thought an evocation major would have noticed by now." Wylls pizza was long devoured, so he took to eating the suspiciously healthy looking salad they gave him.
"Or maybe I- He's just- hmmgh..." He bit into his slice of pizza once again. "I don't know, but he did something to me for certain!"
"You know, I think maybe you should worry less about it. He asked you out so he's clearly interested!"
"Stellar advice... I'm going back to dorm. Bye!" He took his tray to the tray receptacle (whatever it may be I hadn't been in a school cafeteria in a while) and dramatically went back to his building.
...
"Shart..." Poke. "Shaaart." Poke. Poke. "Jenevelle Hallowleaf, you wake up immediately or face my fury!"
"It's been at most 3 minutes, stop it!" He kept poking her. "Cease!" She sat up and grabbed Astarion.
"AGH! UNHAND ME YOU BASTARD!" She gave him the full sibling experience and slapped him with his own hand. "Stop hitting me!"
"Stop hitting yourself!" She chuckled and let go of him. He immediately stood up and smoothed his clothes out. "You changed?"
"Surely you didn't think I'd be recording the video in pajamas."
"You're right, going to the street in them was nowhere near as embarrassing." She said, stretching. "Let's get this done, I want to drink already."
"Yes, let's."
...
Gale tried on every fancy wizardly robe he has, the blue one, the yellow one, the other blue one, the purple one, he can't decide. He never even wears these, he's been living in sweats ever since he moved out of his mom's magic tower!
"I think you look quite dashing in this one Mr. Dekarios!"
"I don't feel very dashing." He admitted, looking at himself in the mirror he hexed to float.
"Maybe shaving would help."
"I'm certain it wouldn't. Maybe I ought to brush my hair." He held his hand out and a comb flew to him. He ran it through his glorious mane.
"Wash it." Tara jumped on the desk to see better. "You live like you're invisible, I'm surprised that this Asterion noticed you!"
"Ah-STAR-ion."
"Yes him, he has an eye for fixer uppers." She laid down on his laptop, sprawling out like it was the nicest pillow she ever touched. "Put your earring on too. And cologne!"
"Great idea... When Mystra-"
"I don't want to hear her name from your mouth." She headbutted him. "When is he picking you up?"
"Tomorrow at 8 i think, ill have to check."
"Then you have time until tomorrow to get yourself into shape, you will be fine. OH, why don't you put your hat on?"
"You said it would ruin my hair." He snapped his fingers and it appeared in the air above him.
"Well, I changed my mind, I think it goes very nicely with these robes!"
"Very well." The hat floated down to his head, crowning him the king of rizzards. "It does look good, thank you for the suggestion."
"Great, now that the outfit is decided on, go rest! Tomorrow is a big day."
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The Bride In Black P79- 83
Media IRl X Vampires
Character Thomas Brodie Sangster
Couple Thomas X Reader
Rating Sweet AF
I sat in bed book in hand trying my best not to giggle at the absurdity of it all. Thomas was on the bed with me his arms wrapped around me tight enough to almost cut off my circulation pressing kisses all over me as he muttered sweet things.
"Thomas, what on earth is the matter?" I asked pushing him back a little revealing he was almost teary-eyed
"I have to leave, I have to go and spend the night in the little cottage without my darling" he pouts
"so? You've spent the night away from me before?"
"I know but, this is our last night before our beautiful wedding," he says
"we're getting married tomorrow that's why you can't be here with me"
"But I wanna spend our last night unmarried together"
"Well, you can't that's the rule. you agreed to this months ago"
"but I wanna be with you to snuggle and kiss, talk about the life we are going to have together"
"We have plenty of time for that tomorrow night, It's one night Thomas you'll be fine without me"
"I know... I'll just be cold out in the cottage without my little bed warmer to cuddle up to?"
"Then throw a log on the fire"
"But I'll miss you so badly, I won't have anyone to cuddle"
"I'll miss you too Thomas, but it's one night I'm sure you'll be okay for one night just cuddle your pillow. in the morning we will meet in the garden and have our wonderful wedding"
"Ummm then you and I will be married, we will be one and I get to be with my beautiful y/n forever" he cooes laying his head in my lap "I can't wait till tomorrow"
"Neither can I Thomas" I smiled stroking his hair
"I love you so much, I can't help but cry imagining you in a wedding dress" He smiled
"You do?"
"I can't imagine how beautiful you're going to look."
"I'm positive you are going to look insanely handsome"
"You think I will?"
"Of course, you will"
"I know our wedding will be beautiful. and it's only a few hours away" he cooes sitting up "I can't wait for you to be my wife. for you to become one of us. So I can be yours" he smiled stroking my cheeks and rubbing his nose on my own
"Awww that's so sweet Thomas" I smiled
"I'm gonna cry"
"When?"
"When I see you in your beautiful dress"
"How do you know?"
"I just know" he smiled "After your process and the party? did you want to come back for cuddles?"
"Of course, I would have thought you'd be eager for something else? on our wedding night"
"well after that"
"Yes we will have cuddles, and chats" I giggled
"we can chat all about the life we're going to live together" He smiled
"Like what?"
"Well, what sort of thing we'll do on our wedding night"
"well that's a surprise, Thomas"
"oooohhh? is it now?"
"Very much a secret"
"Fine" he pouts "What about our honeymoon?"
"Well just lots of snuggly time in our lovely house"
"Perfect"
"Did you wanna wear your wedding dress for our painting?"
"I think so that sounds lovely"
"but we will have to be careful, I might not be able to see you in your dress ever after our wedding it might remind me and make me cry"
"awww that's sweet Thomas" I cooed
"How long do you think it'll be till we start to try for a baby?" He cooes "After our wedding?"
"I don't know, how long would you like to wait?"
"as long as you like darling. it's up to you"
"Well, a little while. But not too long" I giggled
"Oh? Boy or girl? first?"
"Little boy"
"a baby boy first?"
"Yeah, a little blonde boy"
"Awwww that's so sweet I will do my best to supply the required materials"
"I'm sure you will"
"You wouldn't want a little girl?"
"Not first. boys first girls later"
"I'd like a little girl?"
"Yeah?"
"Ummmm a little girly to spoil. A sweet little girl. who looks like her mother" he cooed blowing me a little kiss
"That's sweet Thomas. Go on take your things and get set up in the cottage for tonight, and I'll see you in the morning"
"Alright," he sighed getting out of bed and getting his bag over his shoulder "I'll miss you so much"
"I'll miss you too Thomas, but I'll see you tomorrow morning"
"I know, I love you so much I'll see you tomorrow"
I giggled "I love you too, see you in the morning" I smiled giving him a sweet kiss
"I'll see you at the alter"
"I'll see you at the alter" I smiled letting our hands be dragged apart as he left the room heading out the house to spend the night in the cottage with jack ready for our wedding tomorrow afternoon.
It sounds strange but I really missed Thomas. I found the bed was far too big without him, I did feel rather cold without him her to cuddle with and his pillow was not a good substitute even if it smelt of him the proportions were all wrong, and it didn't have the cosy like corners I can rub my nose in like Thomas does. But it's only for one night, at first light tomorrow I'll be up with a hundred jobs to do ready for the wedding tomorrow. I just tried to get some sleep relying on all the jobs in mind hoping it would drum me to sleep but it didn't. It just made me worry about everything running my necklace pendant up and down its chain as I laid on Thomas's pillow. Not even like I had him here to cuddle to calm me down. I smiled, tucking the covers around me, unable to stop imagining our sweet wedding would be in the morning.
I jumped a little as I heard a strange sound like ... moving around beyond the door to the suite.
I tried not to let it bother me just pulling the covers closer trying to get some rest.
I heard it again and for a moment sat up in bed curious if I was imagining the creaks and cracks of the wooden floorboards. But I was almost positive. It couldn't be my imagination.
I heard the door click open and panic rushed through me.
It then occurred to me the obvious answer was likely just Thomas having snuck back into the room unable to sleep without me and honestly if it was I wouldn't mind him staying for a cuddle till morning.
But his mother in an old red dress appeared at the foot of the bed with a candle in hand.
"Natalie?"
"Follow me" she says handing me a dark red cloak I nodded and slipped it on not wanting to ask questions as she put one of her own on. She headed out the room so I grabbed a candle, put on my slippers and followed her through the house. She didn't say a word to me but I knew better than to ask. She lead me down to the library and I noticed her looking for a book so I spoke up
"What's going on?"
"All will be clear. Soon enough" she says "come on their waiting for us"
"Thomas?" I asked
"Thomas can't know of what happens tonight" she says as she pushed open the conservatory door
I didn't press further, following her out the conservatory and out into the garden the dark sky looming low without a moon to light us. The sounds of owls and other such nightly creatures all that I could hear beyond my own fearful breathing. I held my necklace tightly absentmindedly moving the pendant back and forth as she led me deeper and deeper into the gardens.
I stopped so giggly seeing our wedding space set up for the morning with the sweet wooden arch at the altar covered in roses the chairs already laid out but she continued on so I followed her still. She led me behind the house to a space on the grounds that I had never been to, it was a little grey building with an old greenhouse style roof a black gate surrounding it. She pushed open the gate and began to walk inside where the door was open and light was flooding out.
I followed her nervously inside, seeing a dusty dirt floor within, ivy growing up the walls, cobwebs lingering about the place.
I noticed immediately beside the door was a stone surrounded by red roses. I continued on noticing I wasn't alone,
Natalie met here with others in the same long cloaks. All of which I recognized, ava, Martin and Oliver. All of them are family members. They all stood at the back of this building by a stone and a large deep hole.
I didn't want to go over fearful of what could be going on
"It's alright y/n. Come forward" ava reassured
Nervously I walked on past stones before reaching the end of this open hole.
And I was agasp.
My heart is racing.
My breath is sharp.
Tears running down my face.
This stone that they all stood around... held my name.
'y/n y/l/n'
A large grave dug before it, and inside the grave...
Was my own body.
It was like looking in a mirror.
My body laid in the dirt, my hair scattered about me in sweet curls, my skin pale but my face had lipstick and eyeshadow to give illustration of their being life still in me. In one of my little blue dresses with a black rose held to my chest.
"Wh-what is this? What's going on?" I cried, my panic overwhelming me causing me to drop to the floor hyperventilating as I saw my own body in my own grave.
"Oh for-" Natalie began
"Don't. Let me" Oliver interrupted "I understand what she's feeling better then anyone" he says coming kneel beside me "I'm sorry y/n. I know this is scary"
"What's going on? Oliver what is this?"
"This... is the family crypt."
"Crypt?"
"Where those of us who have left this world remain" Natalie explained
"Whats- what's that got to do with me?"
"y/n. Tomorrow you and Thomas will marry and in your process you'll become one, and be welcomed into this family just as I was. But this... this is a very important step"
"Why am I buried? Oliver. Why am I buried?"
"Because you have to be." He says "For Thomas to give you an immortal life. You have to give up you mortal life" he explained
"What?"
"When you become a Sangster you give up your name. Your mortality. Your life. When you become a Sangster you gain an immortal life and the skills and senses of a vampire. But to live forever you have to give up the mortal life you once had" he explained
"So... I have to die. In the eyes of the outside world. In order to have an immortal life here?"
"That's right. I mean if you didn't surely people would come looking for you, or ask questions about how you'd lived this long. Everyone in the family put a body in the ground with their name when they joined the family. I did too." He explained
"This is the allegiance and the secret you swear to this family and it's secret" Natalie explained "to become a Sangster"
"And if someday you do lose your immortal life you will be laid to rest here in the family crypt" ava explained "as one of us."
"It's just a word on a stone, a body in the ground. To swear you are a part of this family and to let the life you had go."
"...okay. what do I have to do?"
"You have to be the first to bury the body" Natalie says
I nodded taking the shovel from Martin unable to stop staring at my body
"Are you... sure y/n?" ava asks
"I am." I nodded "I have to admit... I don't think I liked the life I lived. I'm more then willing to bury it for an immortal life with Thomas" I smiled I took a bit of the dirt from the pile and admittedly froze up watching the tiny bits fall down onto my body but I turned it over letting it fall, I did two more before Martin took it from my hands
"Very good my lady" he says before continuing himself
ava gave me a tight hug and Natalie little more than an accepting nod.
But Oliver held me close and smiled at me "it'll be nice for us two. I know I've always got someone who understands"
"Yeah definitely."
"I'll see you tomorrow y/n. Enjoy your last night not being a Sangster" he chuckled before he headed inside too
I waited holding my candle watching as Martin finished burying the body unable to stop staring at the stone
"This is one of those curses of immortality you mentioned?"
"It is. To live forever you have to die" he says tapping the pile of dirt "it's just best not to think about it" he says "you best get to bed my lady, you wouldn't want to be tried for your wedding" he says as he too left and headed inside.
I dragged my eyes away looking at the other stones, seeing one for Oliver, one for Mark Thomas and ava's father. Even one together for henry and Marceline Thomas and ava's grandparents. It was strange but I understood it had to be this way. I headed out and walked through the gardens to get back to the suite.
I woke up to the bright sweet sound of the alarm bringing me into the world after last night. I pushed myself up and stretched myself a little seeing it was still dark outside. I made the bed as I got out of it and set myself some music on and ran myself a hot steamy bath. With bubbles, bath salts, muscle soak, and a nice shimmer bath bomb all of it with a sweet rose scent. Making sure to turn my rollers on and get my vanity set up as it ran, Once the bath had been run I turned it off and threw my nightie into the laundry basket climbing into the nice hot water letting it relax my every muscle. I grabbed my wash cloth and scrubbed every last inch of me within an inch of my life once the water began to go cold and I was as clean as I could physically be. I climbed out wrapping a towel and my robe around me tightly heading to my vanity. I got my little tub and filled it with hot water and some nice Epsom salt, even a few rose petals sitting my feet inside. I got a sweet rose face mask sitting it against my skin at times rolling it against my skin with a little rock roller I had. I grabbed my curlers slowly moving the hot rollers into my hair making sure they wouldn't move in the process. I had already shaped and filed my nails yesterday so I grabbed my cuticle oil giving them a good slavour while I waited out my time on my face mask and my toes. Once my time was up I moved the tub away and pealed the mask off like a layer of lizard skin tossing it away immediately. By then my hands were ready so I did a base coat, then a nice muted blue I had picked out painting it down my natural nails, then once that was dry a sweet matte black gradient at its most at the tip of my nail. Of course wrapping the tip and adding a thick top coat in order to keep it nice without chipping given the busy day ahead. By the time it was nice and dry my rollers were almost cooled down so I sprayed a good heap of setting spray on my head in the hope to keep the curls tight. I very careful did my make up as it is not something I have much skill with but I did my best not using to much as to still see my natural skin as well as my freckles, I did a well blended eyeshadow black in my outer eye into a light almost white grey with some black and grey skimmer across it along with a small but sharp eyeliner with not much of a tail or flick. I contemplated fake lashes but they seemed a little much so I did a few coats of mascara making sure it is a good waterproof kind as I imagine I will be full of tears. I tested two or three lipsticks holding them to my face but often didn't think they looked right, before I found the sweet dark blood red matte lipstick that I knew would fit perfectly just dark enough to not look strange but just light enough for some sweet colour. I checked the time and knew it was now time to get dressed.
I went to my wardrobe picking out a sweet black pair of panties that were cute but comfortable airing more on the comfortable side given. I'm marrying a vampire, we will be mated for all our immortal life, and he's a virgin. Let's be honest, I don't need to impress anyone. I got myself the bra that matched the panties making sure not to have it too tight but adjusting the straps a little to make sure it looked nice slipping on a nice pair of tights having a mild fight with them as I did. I slipped on my little black shoes with barely more than two inches of wedge heel, a little strap around my ankle and then I turned my attention to my dress.
It immediately made me smile.
It had a tight corset style bodice with a sweetheart neckline, the bodice sculpted with intricate filigree in a dark silvery grey that was almost unnoticeable from the black of the dress but shimmered when it caught the light. Tulle ran across the sweetheart neckline hiding my bust and hanging off my shoulders with sweet silver flecks also almost unnoticeable, from the bodice down this long flowing tulle ball gown that stopped just at my ankles to allow me to see my feet this too had the slightly flecks of silver shimmer in the other wise black fabric I looked at myself in the mirror and even with my hair still in its curlers I had to fight my urge to cry.
No. We can't cry. Not yet. Haven't even seen thomas yet.
I moved around mostly swishing my skirt around before slowly going over to my vanity Again I pulled each curler out of my hair and gave it a gentle comb keeping the sweet curled waves I pinned up some of the hair near the front so it wouldn't affect my face pinning it up and setting one of the sweet juniper roses from the garden on top of the pins having to clip it there to make sure it kept still. I have myself a spray of all required sprays, hairspray, deodorant, setting spray and of course my perfume.
I put my necklace on letting it hand sweetly and I took my bouquet in my hands eight of the beautiful juniper roses, various small babies breath flowers, lavender and lilac all together in a sweet bouquet with red ribbon around it to tie them up it hanging down low. I held my breath holding my flowers closer as I turned for a moment unable to look at my reflection but I looked up and couldn't help my smiles.
"My goodness." A voice spoke up I looked and saw Natalie had just opened the door in her pale red dress her hand to her diamond necklace
"Hi" I blushed
"You look beautiful my dear." She smiled
"Thank you. Just wish my family could have seen it"
"In sure they are in tears looking at you now" she says "and are thrilled for you to be becoming a part of our family." She smiled "and I am, ecstatic that a wonderful girl like you will be a part of our family, I couldn't have asked for someone better for my thomas"
"You mean that?"
"I do. Truly" she nods "shall we?"
"Okay" I nodded "I'm ready"
I held my breath a little as Natalie led me down out of the house and into the garden we walked through the green grass beside the hedges and flowers. Side by side we stopped just around the corner from our set up wedding space and she smiled, tapping my hand and heading off without saying a word. I did my best not to blush or to cry as I waited the mere seconds felt for hours rushing by until I heard the sweet violin music begin. At first I found myself unable to move until I let out a clear sign holding my flowers tightly as I took my step. The first couple on the grass until I reached the little wooden red walk way down the center. At first I kept my eyes closed, slowly walking hearing slight gasps below the music. I couldn't wait anymore so I opened my eyes to see the most perfect sight that could be imagined.
The grey sky loomed over us, but bright enough to still be sweet. The hedges in a circle around everything taller than everyone at over six feet tall. The sweet green grass across the ground with the little wooden reed walk way in the center. Either side of the walkway where the small brown wooden chairs with black and red draped fabric across them where all our guests sat, them all looking at me surprised. Slightly behind me was the small quartet of violins to play our sweet music. At the end of the walkway close to the hedge was the large wooden arch covered in red roses, lavender flowers, lilac flowers, and ivy. And there he stood waiting staring at the hedge so I couldn't see much of him. Jack Jack stood beside him in all grey, his eyes wide. I saw him whisper something to Thomas but I wasn't sure what it was. I slowly made my way down spotting Oliver and Ava both smiling so widely, I saw his mother and their aunt Luna. His mother seemed happy already teary and Luna gave me a look of a smirk that made me blush a little. For a second I was nervous being so close to him I moved beside him and gave his shoulder a tap.
He had his eyes closed but nervously fiddled with his fingers as he turned on his heels to face me so I made sure I was facing him too. He wore well shined red leather shoes, blood red suit pants with a black belt, a black button down with the top button undone, a red waistcoat with black buttons, and a red and black slightly textured jacket that perfectly matched his whole outfit, his hair perfectly sat and sculpted. He let out a breath and opened his eyes immediately tearing up and sniffling unable to hide his wide smile
"Hi Thomas" I smiled
"... Hi." He smiled now crying
"Don't you'll make me cry" I whined playfully
"I'm sorry - I'm sorry, I thought I'd last longer than that. Look at you. Your more beautiful than I ever could have imagined" he smiled fighting his tears
"You look insanely handsome"
"I did my best. I don't think I even compare to you my darling, my sweet little Y/n" he smiled "Shall we begin?"
"Um hum" I nodded
He offered his hand so I happily took it,
Jack got the book from the side. I believe it was a copy of Sherlock or something that he had simply passed our wedding script in but it looked the part "we welcome everyone here today in this place of sweetness, to join together two who wish to share an eternity. To join together mortality and immortality to be one. To share one heart, one soul and one infinite life together. From this day on they will walk through hand in hand without the cold wither of time passing. To swear to one another everything without secret, without silence, without fear or concern." He explained "anyone in this place who has reason, concern, or a voice not yet heard who believes this joining to be false the floor is open now and it never will again" he said and there was nothing not a word was spoken "very well. You should know your words'' he looks to me so I nodded
"I Y/n Y/l/N swear that I will stand by your side until time runs out. I will protect you from any and all that may wish to harm you, I promise to give you the freedom to make your path but give advice when this may be bleak, I promise to hold our secret close and protected, and to stay with you until the sun itself burns out. I give you my heart. Utterly and completely. For I love you Thomas and I promise I always will" I smiled looking to jack
"Right, sorry?" He says handing over the sweet ring gold inside and a matte black on the outside I took it and gently squeezed my and before slipping it on his finger
"Awwww Y/n" he said having to dry his tears
"I, Thomas sangster swear, that I will stand with you until the end of time. I will protect you from all those who may harm you. I promise to give you freedom but I will always be by your side to advise you. I will stay with you in your arms until the end of all things. I give you my heart, my soul and all of my external life and love, for Y/n you are the woman I was meant to be with and now I stand with you I know truly I was made for you and no matter what happens I will love you beyond measure of time" he smiled taking the same ring from Jack giving my hand a kiss before slipping the ring on my finger to sit with my engagement ring
"That's beautiful Thomas"
"Will you take this man, in all his flaws and faults, to be with heart as soul for eternity?"
"I do" I blushed holding back my tears
"Will you take this woman in all her flaws and faults to be with heart and soul for all eternity?"
"I do" Thomas nods squeezing my hand
"Then so it shall be, now and forever. Husband and wife. Mr and Mrs sangster" he smiled
We both couldn't stop smiling as everyone began to applaud and cheer but everyone jumped as immediately there was a violent cracking across the sky, the whole garden shaking and illuminating for a split second as thunder and lightning snapped and the moment they did a drop. Then two. Then three. Then four. And before anyone could move the rain was battering the garden knocking the flowers and grass everyone in panic quickly rushing for cover from the intense rain.
And even though I was in my wedding dress I didn't care and neither did Thomas. He pulled me close into a sweet kiss feeling the heat and the rush of emotions making me cry tears flooding down my cheeks along with the rain unable to hold back my emotions that it was finally true we were married. He was even crying too, pulling me tighter and tighter to him.
Till we each pulled back letting the rain wash over us completely
"I have never been more in love with you then I am in this very moment" I smiled
"I didn't think it was possible for me to love you anymore. I have proven myself wrong today" he smiled "you look so beautiful, my beautiful wife"
"It is finally true" I smiled holding his hand "come on or we'll catch a cold" I told him he nodded and we walked down the little pathway hand in hand.
We walked hand in hand, across the rainy paths of the house all the way to the small stone chapel we had been to before. We waited as everyone filed in and found their seats unable to stop our kisses and cuddles; he would barely let me go for a second.
"I don't know what to say to you, I'm just so happy. So happy it's true. We're married. You're my wife." He smiled tears slowly falling
"Ohh thomas" I giggled wiping his tears away and giving him a little kiss "It's alright you don't have to say anything, I know how long you've waited for this"
"It was worth it. Every moment of it. To wait for you, My perfect y/n" he smiled stroking my cheek "I love you so much"
"I love you too" I smiled
"Are you ready?"
"I am" I nodded
"Okay," he nodded and held my hand softly giving my hand a sweet kiss before we headed inside but this time we went to the altar and fear washed over me like an ocean wave seeing the slab of stone. The same slug-like man stood there waiting for us "You have joined this family by law, now you must join it by blood. Do you swear to this family, its secret forever more?"
"I do" I nodded
"Do you join us... willingly?"
"I do"
He offered the slab so I let out a breath and laid down fixing my dress a little so I was comfortable. Thomas stood beside me and gently held my hand.
The priest loomed over me with the knife in hand and thomas turned white admittedly I gulped as I saw it.
"No" thomas snapped "I'll do it" He says taking the knife in hand looking down at me nervously "I'm sorry y/n"
"It's okay" I nodded doing my best not to look, he took my hands and ran the blade across my skin opening up my skin I did my best not to scream to show my pain to much but it hurt so much
"It doesn't hurt too bad doesn't darling?"
"It's fine thomas" I lied trying to make him feel a little better even if tears started uncontrollably running down my cheeks, they took my blood and began to pass it around all the while my vision got fuzzier, slowly getting darker my body feeling so weak and cold. My vision completely fading.
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hi!! its the same anon who sent the svt x reader x bts love triangle ask HAHAHA i saw ur post about writing fwb to lovers seungcheol and since i just finished bridgerton s3, i have another scenario question hahaha
i was curious which tropes would you give/love to write for or see for each svt member without repeating? hahaha
(basically like how each bridgerton sibling has a diff trope)
HI HI HI.
Okay so it's crazy that you ask this because I was considering doing like a little writing/request event specifically as it relates to SVT and doing classic fic tropes so your question is actually one I have heavily thought about. I've never actually seen Bridgerton but I assume it's like - a classic trope for each character? If so, I think... this is what I would pick.
This is super long so I'm hiding it under the cut!
Seungcheol - Sibling's best friend. Something about him just screaaaams older sibling's best friend and I think about this a lot. I actually do not have siblings so maybe the siblings best friend thing is not it outside of fic but like - something about Seungcheol having always sort of been in the background and being a loyal figure and like very familiar with the way someone works is my favorite thing. Also getting to see that journey of inner conflict with him between like the ethics of dating a friend's sibling and what that looks like and like the emotional rollercoaster of that is so !!!!!!!!! I want it!!!!
Jeonghan - Unlikely allies to lovers. I know this one is a little weird but he strikes me as a 'we teamed up for common interests but we don't always see eye to eye and now we're in love' kind of pairing. I love a good battle of wits with him, too. It's not really frenemies to lovers or enemies to loves but its something like - we would be enemies in another life but because we are united I will respect you and now that I've spent all this time with you.... I genuinely see so many amazing things about you I don't think you see yourself kind of thing.
Joshua - Love at first sight. I don't know how to explain this one but I just see a story with him as someone who instantly feels the connection and it sticks and it's very epic romance and ugh. Like I know this might be putting Joshua in too much of a box so I hope it doesn't read this way but when I think of him, he really invokes feelings like The Notebook and Titanic and these very deep romances. He's a lover your honor.
Jun - Fake dating. The vision of Jun somehow getting looped into a fake dating scheme absolutely gets me going and I am literally obsessed with the idea of him somehow having to keep up this facade of dating someone unexpectedly lmao. Like just the idea of reader grabbing Jun at random and being like 'this is my boyfriend his name is....' And Jun is like 'Ummmm his name is Jun...?' like odigjdoigjsroifj he's also just so fucking easy to love and I think he'd want to help despite being way out of his depth.
Hoshi - ENEMIES TO LOVERS. I will die on this hill, I love Soonyoung enemies to lovers, I cannot pick anything else for him. The number of enemies to lovers ideas I have written down for him is barbaric. He is SUCH a lover boy but I also love the side of him that is stubborn and competitive. I hope this doesn't sound like I'm putting him in a box or like pinpointing one think about his personality, I'm just so stuck on him being like the perfect balance of I will fight you on this vs. I see so many redeeming things in you.
Wonwoo - Stranges to lovers but like very specifically this stranger you keep running into somewhere super specific at the same time. Like a convenience store at 1 am every Saturday at the same time and he's always in the same hoodie and buys the same thing and one day he and reader have to fight over the last of that thing. And it's like - he literally never says anything and now that you're taking the last of this specific thing off the shelf he's like??? No??? Gimme that???
Woozi - I'm going with friends to lovers but very specifically the friend who has always been quiet and in the background and not BEST friend, but someone just in the friend group who has always inexplicably clicked but not been "considered" for a relationship. These are the people who move at the edge of the same circle and a circumstance makes them view each other differently and it just... makes sense.
DK - SLOWBURN. Oh my god slowburn. Two people who are infinitely perfect for one another but take time to build that foundation and who fall in love slowly but hard. Literally DK slowburn is my favorite thing to brain rot on because I think it would be such an amazing read and the idea of him like... dating his time and sort of pining while also being unsure what to do AHHHH I will rip my hair out :)
Mingyu - HOLIDAY ROMANCE. I don't know why I'm screaming in some of these but HOLIDAY ROMANCE with someone you meet at a ski resort and the weather is bad so everyone is stuck and snowed in but Mingyu is there and he is funny and sweet and warm and romantic and the idea that it's all just happening in a little bubble and not the real world and you don't want to go back to reality because you've found him and this perfect little !!!!! I swear this man was made for hallmark romance and feeling warm around the holidays.
Minghao - Literally was made for the opposites attract role because I love the idea of him being paired with someone completely opposite of him but in a way that is the perfect balance. Minghao who is quiet and kind and gentle and soft-spoken and reader who is loud and hot-headed and a little rough around the edges. Some of my favorite pairings are like two people who on paper make no sense but are so in love that everyone else has to look the other way when they smile at one another because you feel like you're intruding and I literally love that trope for him. Just totally in love with someone loud and chaotic and who keeps him on his toes.
Seungkwan - I don't know if you'll hold it against me if I say fake engagement because I used fake dating so I will say maybe fake engagement/marriage of convenience because the idea of Seungkwan being tied to someone who frustrates him but he has to lean on for something specific to be successful makes my brain go brrrrr. I love frustrated but compliant Seungkwan who is going to do the thing because he has to, but is going to complain the entire time and make sure everyone else suffers lmao. Like the idea of him maybe being fake engaged or fake married for like.. inheritance is soooo good to me and then actually falling in love and discovering a lot about himself and the way he understands his family is so !!!!! to me
Vernon - My beloved is so campus crush coded I can list nothing else for him. There are probably other tropes I would give him too but Vernon is THE person who I'm always like - he gives just some guy vibes. So like just some guy in your class that you get paired with who is very cute and also just sort of an enigma. Literally the most relaxed person in the world and so unwaveringly kind that you can't help but absolutely fall for him and Vernon who doesn't really do relationships because he hasn't given them much thought but knows that he likes spending time with you and would like to keep doing so. AHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Chan - Literally childhood friends to lovers coded I will accept zero other answers for this because he is THE childhood friends to lovers tropes for me. Someone who has always been there and been your biggest champion, who knows everything about you, who fiercely and loyally defends his partner and!!!!!! Who is too shy to say anything and is too afraid to ruin what he has and values the friendship more than anything else in the world but is !!!! so!!!!! in!!!! love!!!! AH!!! I could pull my hair out.
#replies#this was such a fun question#and literally the exact reason i wanted to do like a cheesy romance trope request event#i have so much fun with these
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Ummmm for fanfic ideas, idunno if you're a fan of angst? But maybe on their early stages of the relationship, kevin makes fun of acting, maybe he was ranting about some other teen he doesn't like (possibly stevonie 👀) and he says "they look like a nerdy theater kid, y'know?" And keeps on going
And jamie is really hurt about it. But he doesn't want kevin to think he's "not cool" and keeps it on the inside, getting more and more distant
This can grow into a argument, that can either end with kevin seeing he might have to learn to be nicer to people, or with jamie leaving, depending on how much ya like pain :D
Sorry if this isn't really creative (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`) good luck with ur blog!
Sorry for taking so long lol
Avoidance
word count: 1,213
tags: angst, arguing, fluff, hurt/comfort,
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“That’s confusing”
Jamie handed Nanafua the clipboard and a pen to sign for her delivery, looking up as he heard Kevin’s familiar voice. Looking around he saw him sitting at a table with Sour Cream. He was about to turn back to Nanafua when he heard Kevin say something else.
“They look like a nerdy theater dork, Y’know”
Jamie frowned, trying to ignore Kevin's comment. He knew he wasn't talking about him, but it hurt anyway. He turned back to Nanafua to see that she had signed her name. Jamie looked back towards Kevin, as he walked towards the door, trying to avoid overhearing anything else. But he still caught parts of their conversation.
He heard Kevin saying that he 'didn't get theatre' and that it 'sounded dumb'.
“Then why do you like Jamie?” He heard Sour Cream ask
“I mean, he’s cute, but he’s a total dork” Kevin replied
Jamie turned away, trying not to let the words sting. He shook his head, trying to ignore the spiral of thoughts beginning to form.
Jamie wondered why he even liked Kevin as he finished his deliveries.
He'd tried his best to distract himself with work, but the long walks to make deliveries only gave him more time to worry. The longer he spent thinking about what Kevin said, the worse he felt. He wished he didn't like Kevin, but the thought of his crush not liking him broke his heart. He'd been trying to avoid Kevin for the past week, hoping it would make his feelings go away.
It didn’t.
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Kevin glanced at Jamie as he walked past, it was the first time he'd seen him all week. Jamie had been ignoring his texts, and they hadn't met during the week. He expected Jamie to at least acknowledge his existence, but he just brushed past him. Kevin turned to look at him in confusion, before turning back around.
Kevin wondered why Jamie was avoiding him as he made his way home, trying, and failing, to keep himself from panicking over it. He eventually resolved to ask Jamie to do something with him, sending him a text before he laid down on his bed.
Kevin woke with a start as his phone buzzed underneath him. He hurriedly picked it up. His face practically lit up before falling when he realized it wasn't Jamie. He pushed down the feeling of disappointment rising inside him. Kevin sighed and dismissed the notification.
He checked the text he’d sent Jamie, which had been left on read. He looked away from his phone, trying to decide what to do. Finally, he decided to text Sour Cream for some advice.
Kevin: hey, I need some advice
Kevin: I'm pretty sure Jamie has been avoiding me
Sour Cream: maybe he met you
Kevin: I'm serious! He hasn't answered any of my texts and he's barely glanced at me
Sour Cream: I dunno
Sour Cream: go ask Garnet she's good with relationship stuff
Kevin: uh ok
Kevin groaned and rolled over. How the hell was he going to find Garnet, he barely knew what she looked like. Kevin sighed and pulled out his phone, texting Steven.
Kevin: hey do you know Garnet
Steven: yeah, she's my mom
Steven: why
Kevin: I need to talk to her
Kevin: what's her phone number
Steven: I don't think she has a phone
Steven: also even if she did I wouldn't tell you
Kevin rolled his eyes before turning off his phone. Great. It took him nearly an hour of walking around to find her.
"Garnet!" He called out. "Hey, can I talk to you"
"Yeah, sure" she replied, looking mildly surprised "what's going on"
"Uh... well..." Kevin started, fidgeting with his hands. "Do you know Jamie?"
Garnet raised an eyebrow, "Yeah"
"Well I kinda have a crush on him" Kevin looked away, feeling himself turn red "but lately he's been completely ignoring me"
Garnet nodded "he's probably upset about something"
Kevin scowled slightly "That doesn't really help me here"
Garnet laughed and ruffled his hair "Just talk to him, okay?"
"Uh, alright" Kevin glared at her but nodded.
~
It took Kevin nearly the whole day to find Jamie. He finally spotted Jamie walking away from a house. He ran up to him, panting slightly. Jamie turned around, surprise written across his face.
"What are you doing here?" Jamie asked, looking somewhat annoyed. Kevin winced and shifted uncomfortably under Jamie's gaze.
"We need to talk" Kevin mumbled, trying to seem more confident than he felt. Jamie's expression softened slightly
"alright" he replied "but I have to finish my deliveries"
"Sure" Kevin agreed, jogging to catch up with Jamie. They walked in silence for a few seconds, neither knowing how to break the tension.
Finally, Jamie spoke "so, what did you want to talk about?"
Kevin hesitated before speaking "why are you avoiding me?"
Jamie looked away, his cheeks reddening slightly. He opened his mouth to speak, but then stopped and closed it again. He stared at the ground as they walked in silence, which was only broken when Kevin noticed the tears falling down Jamie's cheeks.
"Jamie?" Kevin asked in concern, reaching his hand up to wipe the tears away "what's wrong?"
Jamie stepped away from him quickly, shaking his head.
"Why are you being nice?" Jamie snapped.
Kevin flinched slightly, he watched as Jamie wiped a tear from his cheek
"all you do is make fun of me and now you care!?"
Kevin froze "what?"
Jamie glared at him. "You're such an asshole Kevin"
"Jamie, wait-" Kevin reached forward and grabbed Jamie's arm "please I'm sorry"
Jamie's expression softened slightly, but it remained cold "no you're not."
Kevin let go and took a step back "I am, really, you're like the only other person I care about in this stupid town!"
Jamie paused for a moment, trying to figure out if Kevin was lying or not. When he couldn't come up with a conclusion, he looked away and crossed his arms over his chest. Kevin reached forward slowly, trying to convince Jamie otherwise.
"Jamie... please" he murmured. Jamie looked away, wiping at his cheeks. Kevin slowly cupped Jamie's face in his hands, wiping his tears away. Jamie stepped forwards and wrapped his arms around Kevin's waist, hugging him tightly, burying his face into Kevin's neck. Kevin held onto him tightly, trying desperately not to cry.
"Please don't hate me," Kevin whispered, burying his face into Jamie's hair to hide his tears.
Jamie shook his head, pulling away slightly so he could look Kevin in the eyes. Kevin could feel tears run down his cheeks. Seeing the fear in Kevin's eyes hurt him more than he thought it would, especially since he was usually so confident and cocky.
Jamie cupped Kevin's face in his hands and leaned in, their lips brushing against each other. Kevin gasped softly before kissing him. He pulled away after a moment, letting his forehead rest against Jamie's.
They stood there in silence, holding onto each other. It seemed like forever before either of them said anything. Kevin looked up, smiling at Jamie, who grinned back in response.
"I still have to finish my mail route," said Jaime "wanna come with me?"
"Of course," Kevin replied, kissing him quickly before following Jamie.
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“It’s not too late to set things right.”
I’mmm still real messed up over little Caligosto here...I do wonder what his younger self would think about his grown up self’s actions....and I wanted him to interact more with Raz, since Cali’s sanity seems to be the most intact in his childhood; you do find his moral compass there, after all. Also I just wanted to get that poor kid a hug in some way aaaa
I think it’s interesting (in the most bitter, horrible way possible) that with Mr. and Mrs. Loboto trying to get rid of a “monster”, they really just ended up creating one. :T World’s worst parents everyone!
#my art#psychonauts#rhombus of ruin#caligosto loboto#razputin aquato#the lobotos#abuse tw#they don't know he's listening but it still counts#and if your kid's hiding from you lal the time something's wrong!!#ugh#and Raz thought his family issues were bad#I know I put these in backwards order#but I can just imagine Raz getting progressively angrier as things become clearer#but canonically we went backwards so he was just incredibly shocked#and kinda dismayed I think#ummmm yeah I meant to work on the ask meme but#I just spent an absurdly long time on these#freaking backgrounds#they're not even that complucated and I'm dyin#I did figure out how to put a clean-ish outline/stroke around words in SAI tho!#and abused it here coz haha who needs speech bubbles#anyway I'll draw happier stuff soon I swear#for now goodnight
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okayyyy so I'm going to put the whole story under read more but tldr we had some laced weed and didn't know it and decided to make some edibles. we made two regular ones and one super edible with 3 grams in it, and I accidentally ate the super edible and literally had a psychosis episode and nearly went to the hospital. but for the whole story... it's not too long dw
alright so. post consuming the edible, maybe 30-45 minutes afterwards. we're nearing the end of "wreck it ralph 2: ralph breaks the internet". me and my gf decide we're going to go to the bedroom for a bit and leave the living room. we're in bed. I don't even know how to describe it but I started to straight up hallucinate lights going all throughout my room like different colored lights. immediately I am higher than I have ever been in my life.
so my gf takes me to the kitchen and I'm fucking stoned. like totally schmeeked. at the time, I'm under the impression this is just a regular, non-laced edible. I'm laughing, having fun. then I realize that my heart is going CRAZY. like it's beating so so hard. and I'm trembling alllll over. and it's freaking me out. so, to calm myself down as I am typically an anxious high, I ask my not-so-high friends to check my pulse. well they're just like ummmm. yeah your heart is beating really fast.
so then it just goes downhill this is where it gets fuzzy but I was convinced I was dying and my mind completely snapped I was just too high (we were laced with ecstasy, btw), so I collapsed to the ground and proceed to enter psychosis (something I had done before.) I basically thought I had died and that the world was a simulation and so my friends and my mother (who they woke up out of fear) were not real, the only person I believed to be real was my gf who I kept DESPERATELY trying to make out with.
well it went on for awhile I almost went to the hospital, it was a LOT of just them standing me up and calming me down and then me freaking out again and collapsing, but eventually I calmed down and we took my friend home and then I just spent the rest of the night staring into the mirror and watching my face warp and change until I eventually passed out. the end. don't eat edibles with 3 grams of weed in them they measure those in milligrams for a reason!
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Humble Pie Concept: Hereau Timeline
Okay so its 4am when I came up with this concept it was too hot for me to sleep so forgive me, if it's sound too weird.
Okay, so what if Beau never met Beau (walk with me to this pier before you throw me off), but instead Beau met Hera...
Hera is character from my other blog , but she exists in Humble Pie, as a famous all star athlete. She's not only know for being a talented athlete but also a beautiful athlete as well. Beau knows of Hera and is a semi fan of hers, her poster was one of the only ones he didn't take down when he was redoing his room. Anyways, Hera is also known be to a very cool and spicy athlete often called the Mona Lisa of sports because she never smiles in pictures and she has a very cool girl, competitive and cocky persona in public. But in actuality, Hera is a nervous wreck whose real dream is to break from her cool girl persona and become a cutesy idol girl.
Where as Bonnie and Beau are interesting as couple for how different they are, Hera and Beau are interesting for how similar they are, both trying to break from personas, that they made for themselves out of protect and want to be a more honest verison of themselves, and I could see them help each other through it.
Beau and Hera's relationship is more mellow than Beau's and Bonnie's chaotic relationship, like for example, Bonnie won't really have the patience to go fishing with Beau--like just watching him fish, but Hera wouldn't be really mind it, she would actually find it really calming, and would enjoy watching Beau along with playing with the cats near by.
Beau is less snarky with Hera and more gentle because Hera can be really hard on herself when she makes the slightest mistakes, and tends to fall into stress loops.
While in Beau and Bonnie's relationship, Bonnie is the one usually to make Beau laugh and cheer him up, in Hera and Beau's relationship, Beau is the one to make Hera laugh and is more goofy with her. Mostly because Hera doesn't rub it in like Bonnie does, like when Beau acts goofy around Beau too much for too long , Bonnie is basically like "You like Krabby Patties don't you, Squidward?" If you know what mean, but Hera is more is more like "Thanks, I need that" and doesn't mention again in mocking or teasing way.
Beau and Hera also have a few more things in common, they both like sports (duh) and they both grew up with fathers who weren't the best dads outside of sports. Hera's father wasn't nearly as physically abusive as Beau's dad, he was more neglectful and ignored Hera anytime she wasn't talking about or practicing some type of sport, Hera's dad secretly wanted a son and kind of was depressed when he found out Hera was a girl, and ever since she could walk he always pushed her to more masculine interest than feminine, he would completely ignore her if she wanted to show her dad and new song and dance she made up in her favorite Ariel dress but she would have his undivided attention if she finally prefected her volleyball serve. Bonnie never knew her father because everytime she would ask her mom what he was like she would say "He was a useless p@#$ who couldn't handle my energy, so I got rid of him", Bonnie's mom would as end the conversation there never really elaborating any further.
How Beau and Hera meet is basically the same how Bonnie and Beau met, but with Hera the meeting has a more 90/80s sitcom feel like "All Star Athlete, Hera Grace? What are you doing here?" But less sitcom y because Hera as a nervous breakdown at the same time her car broke down. So, not only is Beau trying to help fix her car, but is also trying to comfort Hera, while at the same time trying figure out what is All Star Athlete, Hera Grace doing in his small town driving a beat up car.
At first, Hera tells Beau that's she just in town for vacation...
Beau: "So, out of all the places you could go as All Star Athlete, Hera Grace, you chose a small southern town?"
Hera: "I guess I just like the humble aesthetic... heh heh.."
Beau:" Okay.."
Beau (internally): Grandma was right, famous people are weird..
Beau and Hera continue to meet to work on Hera's car, and people don't recognize Hera because (a. Small town folk wouldn't really believe some one THAT famous would just plop into town (b. Using superman logic, Hera wears sunglasses so nobody can recognize her. So yes, Beau and Hera are sunglasses stunting couple 😎😎
Anyways, Beau and Hera start spending more time together and get closer, there is that scene where Hera walks in on Beau playing and being goofy with his siblings, but since Hera isnt as teasing as Bonnie, Beau doesn't feel as embarrassed about it.
There is a moment where Beau walks in on Hera doing a Disney number in one of her cute idol dress, she has another breakdown when she realizes Beau is watching, Beau comforts her again, and that's when Hera reveals that she actually made a deal with her father that if she can at least start her idol career in a year, then she could quit her athlete career and become an idol full time. The reason why she came to Beau's town because all the big city entertainment and music companies literally shut the door in Hera's face, Hera suspect that her dad was behind it and was purposely making harder for her since he wasn't going to help out at all with her idol career, which is why he gave her the best up car, there's a small but ambitious entertainment company in Beau's town looking to start an idol group and since it's not connected to a big company Hera felt like she actually had a chance. Hera begs Beau to keep this a secret and she isn't ready to go public with it.
Hera: "Please, keep this a secret, if-if anyone finds out, I'll--ill--"
Beau: "Hey! hey! It's okay, I know what it's like to keep a secret, but at least yours is actually really cute.."
Hera:" (Blush) heh...heh.. thank you, that really means alot to me, Beau"
While Bonnie's hyperfixation is mascots, Hera are idols, idol culture, Idol anime shows/games, and Disney. She often info dumps about Idol stuff while helping Beau work on the car.
Hera: "Oh! Oh, there's this another idol group I like called Arashi, they're were the first idol group I ever seen, and they have this one song that oozes sparkle energy, and they're still really cute and fun despite being kind of old for idols, and --oh, I'm sorry, rambling again.."
Beau: "No, no, it's fine, you smile for real when you talk about that stuff, I like it.."
Hera: "(blushes) UMMMM!..okay, so where was I-- oh, yeah.."
For money, Hera works at a cat cafe, she was gonna work at the same maid cafe Bonnie did but Hera was still shy about preforming in front others on the spot like that, so she picked the cat cafe that was two stores down, she also coaches softball at the local rec center.
Hera is no where near as flirtatious as Bonnie, since Hera spent most of her life practicing sports, and trying to literally win her dad's affection, she didn't really think about boys in a romantic sense, although she is comfortable around guys platonically, Beau was the first guy to treat Hera like a normal girl, not one of the guys or a sports goddess, just a normal girl, Hera is used to being call Beautiful or Sexy, but when Beau calls her Cute, she considers that flirting.
Since Hera is so used to holding masculine energy and qualities and being praised and recognized for it, it's nice to allow herself to be more feminine and being recognized and complimented for it.
While Beau is more sparing but loving with his kisses with Bonnie . With, Hera he uses his kisses to comfort her and/or to stop her from falling into stress/aniexty loop, usually holding her or hugging her or at least holding her hand and say "It's Okay", "I'm here", "Don't worry about it"
Okay, that's about all I have to say for this timeline/AU, I still love both Beaunnie and Hereau equally, I like Beaunnie for it's chaotic energy, I like Hereau for it's neutral good energy, I like both Bonnie and Hera, we can stan multiple queens in this household thank you very much...
#immersive daydreaming#paraportal#paracosm#paracosm: Hereau! Humble Pie#para ship: hereau#i actually like how chill and comforting this dynamic is#hera had some gender dysphoria at times in her life#this post was brought to by 4am brain#im not getting sleep tonight rip that REM#what dynamic are these two i still haven't figured it out
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not to be angsty on main but like... ive spent like my whole life trying to awkwardly cram myself into spaces that weren't meant for me, and im starting to think there isn't a space out there that ill actually fit. that ill never find my "people" or whatever. ive had friends, but they all had their own groups to go back to with the people they were really close with. my highschool friends frequently hung out without me and would have long conversations in front of me talking about all the stuff that happened when they were hanging out and then plan another hang out ft. not me. in college i was afraid to get to know people because they were always asking me who i hung out with and i was too scared to say nobody and sound pathetic. this one girl in my abroad group once asked me the names of some of my friends and i almost had an anxiety attack. i quickly named some people who were nice to me and i hoped they wouldn't be upset that i claimed them as a friend (the abroad group also did a lot of hanging out ft. not me but at least i got a local boyfriend and ditched them anyway) and now i live at home back in my hometown and the only people i hang out with are my mom and brother and i can't feasibly make new friends because i wouldn't be able to go see them because i am too scared to learn how to drive (and don't even ask about public transportation, i live in an american rural suburb, it's shit) so ummmm am i gonna die alone with no friends or is the divine gonna intervene
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You're not a bitch, your a person dealing with stuff and you are amazing! I'll ask a few things, but please don't put yourself down okay, dear? Here are a few asks of the Naruto kind. 1. Did you know have an AUs for how the others could have met? 2. What's your favorite AU idea you headcanon a lot? 3. if you could make your own Gaalee movie what would be the plot? 4. Would you like to have seen KakaGai get married? 5. Naruto should have had been raised by a surviving clan member?
i don’t mean it in a bad way, but thank you anon. and thank you for the ask. also im gonna put this under a cut cause it’s... long and i don’t wanna annoy ppl with long posts on their dashes lol
1. I have a lot of AUs and story ideas, but they mostly revolve around GaaLee. I have one canon AU centering around Gaara, but I haven’t actually done any real plotting for it because it’s a huge project and because my top priority rn is the plethora of WIPs I already have going, specifically getting the last two chapters of Alliance finished since that’s been 8 years in the making and it’d be nice to be able to just... say it’s done and move on to the sequel fully. I do have some other AUs of course, ones that are currently in progress--such as Find Me, which is a high school AU, and then I’ve got the hanahaki that I just recently started working on. Oh and I almost forgot the Pirate/Selkie AU which I started ages ago but then the computer that it’s on busted so i need to take that in so i can access that file. The way that characters meet varies from AU to AU but it ranges from chance encounters to having a mutual friend. Find Me is very much a chance encounter for Gaara and Lee, but they would have eventually met because Gaara and Naruto were already friends. Hanahaki fic has the Sand Sibs being tasked with.... something plot important etc etc and they travel to Konoha. Pirate/Selkie AU is another chance encounter sort of deal.
Generally speaking, any AUs i come up with tend to be non-canon, because most of my canon projects tend to take on more of a fix-it-fic kind of vibe where i take the canon up to a certain point. so like i rlly think i only have one canon-verse au and honestly i have No Fucking Clue what i’m doing with that yet lmao um. im sorry if this is disjointed im having a hard time focusing for obvious reasons lol ummmm mmmhmmm i hope that’s a good answer.
2. My fave AU idea. oh gosh. that’s so hard. I have so many different stories running around in my head. I’d probably say Alliance/Allied Nations Saga since it’s now a canon divergence AU. I spent so much time working on it--again 8 years--and putting so much heart and soul into that fic/series. I don’t know if Find Me is like my fave in terms of AUs but I set out to do something specific with that fic and I think I’ve accomplished that already even if there are still 9 chapters to go. It’s honestly probably my most popular fic, and I think it’s the simplicity of a hs au layered with the intensity of dealing with mental health issues which are largely based on my own personal experiences. So even though it’s not my fave, per say, it’s still really special to me. I do have a soft spot for coffee shop aus because apparently i don’t get enough of coffee shops at work lol but i haven’t gotten around to writing one of those yet.
I do have to say though my Pirate/Selkie AU is one I’m super fond of. I think it’s just so fun and imaginative, and I really want to get back to working on it. But I do have like... four or so WIPs going on so I’m like ehhhhh maybe just... wait lol
3. If I made my own GaaLee movie it would fully be the plot of The Allied Nations Saga. I have literally thought so many times how cool it would be to just... see it lol It’s silly but when you spend 8 years working on one project it just... really becomes a part of you in a way I think other projects don’t.
Also I would be very interested in seeing The Art of Love because it’s just... that good imo
4. I would love to have actually seen Kakashi and Gai get actually married. Like I know we all joke because they basically are married in canon, but god to actully see it and have it acknowledge. I’d have cried.
5. Naruto should have been raised by someone period. Clan or no. He should have been given to a family that would take care of him. Hirozen’s a punk ass bitch who promised Minato he would take care of Naruto and then proceeded to neglect him at best. the shit Naruto went through was so avoidable. None of that should have happened, he shouldn’t have had to live that life but Hirozen didn’t care about Naruto and it’s absolute bullshit.
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I got tagged by @shameless-notashamed (thanks darling 💜) so let's do this!
1. Why did you choose your url?
It's me 🤷♀️🤣 I'm southern, blonde & a bitch. So yea, really creative stuff there lol
2. Any side blogs?
Nope, I dump everything here like the dumpster fire it is
3. How long have you been on Tumblr?
🙈 can we please stop asking this question? I don't wanna talk about it
4. Do you have a queue tag?
I guess? It's #riosircontrolyourface bc yea homeboy needs to be stopped
5. Why did you start your blog?
Ummmm I think it started with Supernatural & maybe True Blood??? I dunno, I spent so long buried in the Shameless Fandom that it's hard to remember life before. But now I'm with Good Girls (still trying to decide if that's better or worse)
6. Why did you choose your pfp?
Bc hoodie!Rio is my baby
7. Why did you choose your header?
Bc hoodie!Rio & height difference (plus I really like Beth & brio's chemistry in that scene)
8. What’s your post with the most notes?
Shit I dunno but probably this one
9. How many mutuals do you have?
Shit I don't even know anymore. Let's do I a roll call. If we're mutuals comment...nah, I'm kidding. I dunno how many, but I'm grateful for all of y'all
10. How many followers do you have?
1,710. Which is just...wow.
11. How many people do you follow?
960......I shit you not 😆 I'm a mess y'all
12. Have you ever made a shitpost?
😅😅😅😅😅😅 have y'all seen my blog? 95% of what I post are shitposts.
13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?
That depends: was there a new episode? Did Beth do something stupid? Did Rio make an aggressive innuendo? Is there discourse? Am I posting angsty shit & making everyone cry? Am I bothering Jade in the dms???
14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
Nah, bc look I got enough shit happen in my day to day, I ain't trying to have Fandom be another fucking stressor. That being said, I will block so fucking fast if I see bullshit. I don't need it
15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?
Hate that shit. Won't do it.
16. Do you like tag games?
Yea they can be fun. I struggle a bit tho bc uhhh how do you talk about yourself??? I'm so awkward about it. Like I have hobbies & shit but if someone asks what I do for fun I just...blank. poof, gone. But I love getting to know all of y'all
17. Do you like ask games?
See above about my inability to function as a normal person
18. Which of your mutuals do you think are Tumblr famous?
I....I really don't like the idea of Tumblr/Twitter famous. It gives me hives.
So I guess that's enough outta me. I'm going to tag the following lovely people: @jade-marie @mego42 @blizabrth @sothischickshe @ama-ssiempre @delicatelingon @lan-jev & if you wanna do it, this is me tagging you mmkay?
#me#ask me shit#tagged#i never know how to do these#how does one talk about themselves#i just babble
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