#umm wtf. why is he hot now. ew

[itsmimi16]

The Textbooks • Louis Partridge

“Mia can you please get the chemistry textbooks from upstairs” Miss Smith says, pulling me out of my day dream.

“Sure” I answer getting up. I walk out and start making my way upstairs, relieved that I could finally leave for a bit. That lessons so boring.

I knock on the door of the class room and stand there awkwardly until the teacher pays attention to me. “Yes?” The teacher says

“Umm…can I please borrow the chemistry textbooks” why was I sent, I’m too awkward for this.

At this point everyone in the class was looking at me. They was all in my year, so that made it ten times worse. “Of course lovely, they’re at the back behind Hannah”

I nod and walk to the back of the class “ Hi Hannah” she gives a small wave and goes back to paying attention to the teacher (don’t hate on Hannah, she’s just trying to learn.)

I try picking up the books but they’re really heavy “Ummm…Miss?” I say awkwardly.

Suddenly all eyes are on me once more. “Yes my lovely one” ew

“Can someone help me please? The books are too heavy” 😬

“Of course. Louis can you help her please.” Oh god. Not Louis.

“Yes miss” he says unenthusiastically. I hear some of his friends snigger, so I pick up some books and walk out the class room with Louis hot on my heals.

I may have implied that I don’t like Louis. Unfortunately, it’s the complete opposite. I really like Louis and I’m pretty sure he knows.

We walk down the stairs in silence. I look at him “So…how have u been” I strike up a conversation. (Jesus Christ what’s wrong with me)

He looks back at me and gives me a funny look “Ummmm…I’ve been fine”

We continue walking, but before we get to my class he stops me and says “Why”

“Why what” I reply. Wtf did I do now.

“Why do you play with my feelings”

Play with his feelings? Say what.

Honestly I try not to talk to him, he doesn’t like me anyway. “I’ve basically never said more than a sentence to you. What makes you think I’m playing with your feelings?”

“All of your friends and mine keep saying you like me, but I see the looks of disgust you give me when you see me in the corridors. Those are definitely not the looks of liking someone” those looks he’s talking about, are the looks I give when I’m trying to make it seem like I don’t like someone. To hide my true feelings.

“I…I don’t mean to…it’s to hide my feelings. Cause the truth is…I like you a lot, I know it sounds stupid but it’s true.” I continue rambling, not even I understand or remember half the things I’m saying.

He stops me and lift my chin “Well as it turns out I like you too” (anyone get the reference? 😏)

“You do?” I look at him in shock. (I am shooketh)

“Yes I do. Now let’s take these books down before someone comes looking for you. We’ll talk later.”

I am still shooketh but follow him silently.

“Sorry it took a us so long Miss” he says as he walks into the room (ie my chemistry class) “we had some trouble getting these, but they’re here now.”

I walk in behind him and set the books down with a sheepish expression on my face.

“That’s alright, it hasn’t been that long” my teacher says to him “and Thank you for your help, you may go back to class now.”

“No problem miss” he replies as he start to head towards the door “I’ll talk to you later” he whispers.

I nod and head to my sit. I can feel my cheeks burning. Wtf has just happened.

[malicerewatchesdoctorwho]

The Mind Robber - Episode Three

Written by - Peter Ling Director - David Maloney Producer - Peter Bryant

Episode Three

("This world that we've stumbled into is a world of Fiction!" - The Doctor to Zoe about where they are.)

Likes

- That this place is basically run on belief.  Dangers are real as long as you believe in them.  Stop and they are cardboard cut-out pictures that can't do more than give you one hell of a paper cut XD Or they just disappear into nothing.

- The Doctor saying that the Master of the place has a fantastic mind. 

- Jamie, with the knife, hacking his way through cobwebs.  Ah, Jamie, never stop being you.

- I just love the whole Jamie face swapping thing.  It's so ridiculous and anywhere else it wouldn't work but here it just fits right in.  I also love Zoe furiously shaking her head no when the Doctor goes to put on the wrong eyes again and smiling widely at the right mouth.  It's like sorry Doctor, you be face blind, let the one who has known him a hot minute but memorises everything do it rather than you, who has known him a while now.

- lol, everyone's slightly delayed reaction jump scare to the door closing behind them when they enter the house, when the door was anything but quiet. 

- The Master wanting the Doctor to find his way through all of the traps, because intellectuals.  He's just sitting there, watching and cheering him on XD

- Jamie and doing smart things.  I love him when he does smart things. 

- Can we just appreciate Jamie rock climbing to get out of trouble?  Look at him go.  I'm so proud of him and all his solutions to problems he runs into this episode.

- The entire conversation between Jamie and Rapunzel. 

- The Doctor and Zoe's adventure being a WIP that Jamie is reading.  That's just the best damn thing.

Dislikes

- Wait...what happened to the Redcoat chap standing in front of the door?  There to get Jamie all up in a huff and attack and gone the moment he is frozen and has to have is face replaced again.  Just...what?

- Umm, why is Zoe all ew spider web at touching the webs around the candles, when she was basically walking through a forest caked in web two seconds beforehand with not one single uttered complaint about it?  Then, not another complaint again. 

- Uh, Doctor, Jamie is missing.  You want to go find him now?  Fanboy over meeting Gulliver later.

Awesome

- I actually really like the cave set in this one with all the candles around.  This one was a hit for me. 

- Yes, Doctor Who, give us some claymation with Medusa's up close snake hair.

Shitty

- WTF is on the Master's head?  It looks like it should have a mini propeller on it in some scenes XD

- Oh geeze, that backdrop of Rapunzel's tower when Jamie first starts going up her hair.  That one doesn't work for me.  If the hair hadn't been just...there on it, and instead the window was an actual window and not a painting of a window, sure, but nope. 

- Medusa's outfit.  Just...what is that? 

In Conclusion

Yes.  I love this story.  The Doctor has figured out that they are in a land of Fiction and that if they don't believe in things then they don't exist. 

Zoe is always believing in things that don't exist because they are standing right in front of her, even when the Doctor is yelling at her to say they don't exist to get them to go away.  I love that her logical mind can't figure out that because she can see and touch it, it doesn't exist, even though she intellectually knows it.  She's having so much trouble here.

And all my love to Jamie just doing his own thing and getting places by just being him.  You go, my lad, you go.

Body count - 0.

[im-a-meteorite]

i’ve been marathoning the harry potter movies since im in quarantine and i’ve been taking some notes. i’ll post them all bc why not 

sorcerer’s stone

harry knowing that there’s no post on sunday,, a genius

hedwig’s theme playing when harry looks out of the window and sees an owl flying by, very nice

hagrid doing magic at the house on the rock thing,, wouldnt the ministry be able to track that?? since there’s no wizard that lives there, they should be alerted?? or did they remove the trace from hagrid once he got expelled?? like does it work by the trace only or? bc if it doesn’t work by location then how would they know that a muggle witnessed the magic?? idk anymore

the kids staring at the nimbus 2000 and saying its the fastest model yet,, then the camera zooming on the handle w/ the background blurred -> the most straight forward foreshadowing

hagrid is actually the worst person to take harry on his tour situation,, like bro literally left him in the middle of a train station

the weasleys and harry going to the platform while theres a shit ton of ppl walking around,,, statute of secrecy where??

the great hall is on the first floor?? i thought it was on the ground floor

ew the hats

i wish the movies had dumbledore’s weird few words speeches

“theres not one witch or wizard that went bad that wasnt in slytherin” broooo

mcgonagall is so savage i love her

snape is an asshole

a crap ton of chessboards in the great hall study hall scene,, foreshadowing the challenges?

madam hooch really yeeted herself out of neville’s way

✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨✨

harry really wiped the troll buggers on his robe,, disgusting

snapes hair is lowkey on fleek tho,,

making most of the slytherins ugly bc they’re the “evil” house is just a disservice to all the inbreeding

hermione setting snape on fire is truly iconic and very extra tbh like sis why tf would u know a spell like that

seasonal transition wasnt that great tbh

overall the directing style is kinda basic

“not in the restricted section,,” rule breaking hermione is the best hermione

dumbledore’s handwriting is so extra and loopy like tf?? but it fits his character

the hedwig flying season transition was good

“immortal?” “it means you’ll never die.” “i know what it means!”

50 points each for being out of bed??? wtf is this point system

filtch saying there’s werewolves in the forbidden forest,,, thats illegal sir

hagrid calling the trio by their first names but draco by his last,, we love favoritism

harry’s thoughts r so ridiculous,, “snape doesnt want the stone for himself, he wants it for voldemort!” lmaoo wtf,, evidence pls sir,, u don’t even know he was a death eater. was it the bad vibes?? bc same

harry figuring out that the person who gave hagrid the dragon egg is voldy,, a genius

“kill us faster?? now i can relax!!” ron is so iconic i love him

“lucky we didnt panic!” “lucky hermione pays attention in herbology”

how is it that harry’s hand burned quirrel but not the skin on harry’s neck?? that shit makes no sense

yeah i really cant imagine this dumbledore fighting voldy in movie 5

hermione’s headband in the reunion scene is so cute i love it

chamber of secrets:

how is dobby even allowed to just jump on the bed?? like is it bc harry isnt his master that he can do smth like that

“dobby has heard about harry potter’s kindness” or whatever,, bro u work for the malfoys either the elves gossip or draco is waxing poetry about harry

aunt petunia saying “we have ice-cream” after that whole affair is just ridiculous

DIAGONALLY

this seems like the extended version bc i dont remember the borgin and bruks scene to be that long

the close ups with lucius and ginny’s books r insane lmao like chris columbus made it so obvious

also mr weasley’s acting is so funny like its so exaggerated

lucius malfoy is so dramatic and extra we love it

also lucius knowing hermione’s name and “draco’s told me all about you”??? bro whats with draco?? lmaoo

snape really got mad with the whole car business

mandrakes r fucking weird bro how did jkr come up with that

PERCY WALKING WITH PENELOPE CLEARWATER??? HOW DID I MISS THAT??

omg colin had so many lines?? wow

omg erol with the fucking howler,, iconic

ron’s facial expressions?? pure comedy, rupret is so good

LOCKHEART REALLY SAID “GOOD GIRL” THEN WINKED AT HERMIONE

“pesky piksy pescinomy” this bitch dumb

“why is it always me?” poor neville

omfg ✨🥰 oliver wood 🥰✨

ahh using the seeker position for fighting

ew draco used the m-word

the shit the basilisk is saying is so lame lmaoo

how does harry not recognize that he’s hearing a different language?? or does parsaltongue act weird

HOW IS THE WHOLE SCHOOL IN THE SAME CORRIDOR???

“i know the counter-curse that could’ve spared her” bitch the dirty looks he got?? omfg

the movies would’ve been 500% better if they had lee jordan’s iconic quidditch commentary

“scarhead” “TRAINING FOR THE BALLET, POTTER?”

“what did you expect?? pumpkin juice??” madam pomfery is a queen

dobby is dumb dumb

“who am i, hedwig? what am i?”

“reading? i didnt know you could read?”

“look at my face” “look at your tail!”

“you can’t cancel quidditch!”

“oh harry, if you die down there, you’re welcome to share my toilet”

lockheart: do you live here? ron: no *smacks him in the head with a rock*

“voldemort is my past, present and future” are all slytherins this dramatic??

the tension between hermione and ron in the last feast was insane

justin filtch fletchy is so ugly im so sorry i cant

prisoner of azkaban:

im sorry but harry doing underage illegal magic pisses me off every time

aunt marge 🤢

“do they use a cane boy?” “oh yeah, i’ve been beaten loads of times”

that whole scene is so chaotic

“you cant do magic outside of school!” “oh yeah? try me”

sirius really dumb for barking at harry like it makes no sense

the knight bus is probably one of the best things in this movie

“whatcha doing down there??” “i fell over” “whacha fell over for?” “i didnt do it on purpose!” “well come on then, lets not wait for the grass to grow”

harry leans over and looks for the grim, stan: “whatcha looking at?”

“yeah take it away ernie,, its gonna be a bumpy ride”

this whole thing is written and directed so perfectly

i hate how they replaced tom bc it really made no sense

all the bits of magic in the leaky caldron is so genius

fudge reminds me of trump but like dumber

the blue lighting and coloring is just great, it fits the colder vibe of the story (not like HBP with the hazy/blurry effect)

ugh the glass and mirror transitions are one of my favorite things,, alfonso curon really did that 

i love the weasleys,, also everyone looks great in this movie

omg the scene with arthur talking to harry about sirius with the sirius poster always being in sight?? amazing

contrast of light and darkness just echos the whole dementor vs patronus situation

i dont even understand why remus took the train other than for the nostalgia

the lights slowly turning off in the different carriages?? amazing

the visual representation of the dementors’ effect is great

REMUS!!!

i wish there was more emotion from remus when he’s talking about sirius,, like that was one of his only friends

snape clapping literally twice for remus,, ajhshsh

ahh the placement of the slytherin and gryffindor tables right beside each other to increase the tension and further the plot

oh yea the new dumbledore, also cool hat he has

omg the new fat lady painting

omg the candy scene?? so cute i love lads being lads. that scene just echo’s dumbledore’s light in the dark quote bc its storming outside at night and they’re creating a happy environment within the dark especially with the dementors

ah yes the clock references + following the bird to show us important parts of hogwarts and putting the whomping willow in the forefront

ron’s reading of harry’s tea leaves,, still on point tho. ron really has a knack for divination

buckbeak! omg drapple

draco is so hot especially with that ring also the slytherin pins??

“oh yeah, terribly funny, really witty. god, this place has gone to the dogs”

the kids look so messy i love it + harry’s uneven tie

HERMIONE CLINGING TO RONS ARM!!

“its killed me! your gonna regret this, you and your bloody chicken”

omg the boggart lesson

“riddikulus!” “this class is ridiculous”

fuck snape!

draco really pushed someone with his bandaged arm

remus is such an amazing professor i love him and i just miss him so much

ugh harry in this hoodie?? amazing

remus and harry’s conversation with the music :(( lily :((

wtf is that eye painting??

percy screaming about being head boy,, bro stfu

sirius is such a dramatic little bitch i love it

seasonal changes marked by the wimping willow

“turn to page 394”

what a fucking rude ass bitch,, i hate snape

harry really be seeing the grim everywhere

i wish they had “wheres wood?” “trying to drown himself in the shower”

winter transition with hedwig! + clock tower

“come and join the big boys”

i just adore this scene of the twins giving harry the map (bro i really want a series about the marauders)

whos that skinny bitch with draco???

harry’s way too rash tbh

also mcgonagall being also too nonchalant about the whole marauder’s situation?? like those werent your students

remus is a soft boy dark academia icon

if only dumbledore wasnt a dumbass,, remus could have been uncle moony raising harry with sirius

ron’s nightmare scene?? iconic

“my dad didnt strut. nor do i” umm james potter was also a drama queen sooo probably strutting

“you, YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH” “hermione no, he’s not worth it”

sirius’ dog form really looks like a rabid dog omfg

the part where hermione grabs harry while she’s on the wimping willow omfg

“only one will die tonight” YOU DRAMATIC BITCH UR NOT MAKING THIS BETTER

“finally the flesh reflects the madness within” “well you’d know all about the madness within, wouldn’t you remus?”

why the fuck is the shreaking shack is swaying in the wind??

QUARRELING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE

why the fuck didnt they knock peter out?? like tf?? they’re actually dumb dumb there were so many ways for this to go right

this man really sent 2 13-year-olds on this dumbass mission

buckbeak really beat up remus,, “professor lupin’s having a really tough night”

harry’s a fucking psycho with this patronus bullshit,, i cant

can they stop screaming while flying on buckbeak?? someone might hear them

im still mad sirius didnt get his name cleared,, so much would’ve changed

“we did it” “did what? goodnight” i fucking hate dumbledore and his mindlessness omfg sometimes i wanna punch him in the face

fuck snape for outing remus as a werewolf,,, but also he really didnt have to resign. like istg wheres the marauder energy when it comes to defying everyone??

i wish the movies had went into the marauders’ history :(( its one of my favorite aspects of the series

[themostbritishamerican]

Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 7 Thoughts- Notes

Do these people not feel themselves wanting to move to the side for no reason?

Ooh Valentine knows that Clary can make runes now

Who is this? Since when is he going after Clary

What's the ringing

AHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES PORTALING TOGETHER

THEY WENT TO GET SUSHI AH

SUCH CUTE BANTER

AAHHHH I THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ACTUAL JAPAN FOR THAT OMG MAGNUS IS TREATING HIS BOO GOOD YAS

AAHHHHH ALEC GOT HIM SOMETHING

IS IT THE ARROW NECKLACE?!

ITS NOT BUT THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE TOO

ARE THEY GONNA KISS

WHOEVER THE FUCK JUST COCKBLOCKED THEM CAN CHOKE

OMFG ITS JACE

I HATE JACE

Aww Alec is jealous by Casanova. It's okay baby he's with you now

OMG MAGIC FROM MAGNUS YAY

THIS MUSIC IS LIT

Who the fuck has a CD player though

OH FUCK ALBERTO ROSENDA'S ABS

BLESSED

NO YOU LOOK FINE AS FUCK SIMON HOT DAMN

WHY THE FUCK YOU JEALOUS CLARY YOUVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN HIM BEFORE

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK FOR HER PERMISSION SIMON YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON

"No that's unacceptable I'm your only friend it's in the bylaws" DYING- ME OMG Clary has such good moments

SIMON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE CARES SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE HIM

SIMON WILL DROP EVERYTHING FOR HER NO ONE DESERVES HIM

I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH

Wtf is that- why does she just have runes pop up like a bat signal wtf

SUCH SOFT KISSES

FUCK ME UP

WHAT THE FUCK PHONE

THIS BITCH ASS BAT SIGNAL CAN FUCK OFF

MAGNUS AND ALEC JUST WANNA BE CUTE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I LOVE MAGNUS HE GETS THAT ALEC HAS TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND ISNT A WHINY BITCH #BLESSED

DISGUSTED

DID I ASK FOR A HETERO SEX SCENE UMM NO

UUGGGHHH DAMN IT THE SCENE OF ALEC WALKING INTO THE BEDROOM IS THIS I DONT WANT THIS

"I'm a little tied up" WELL SO WAS ALEC BUT HE'S DOING HIS FUCKING JOB JACE FUCK YOU

"You're welcome to join us" first of all, ew. Second, he's gay. Third, that's his fucking brother wtf.

JACE CAN SHUT HIS DIRTY FUCKING MOUTH STOP BEING A BITCH TO YOUR BROTHER

ALEC DONT DESERVE THIS

BUT DAMN HIS ABS LOOK GOOD

Jace is being a little bitch that's what's going on

Wow Izzy is being irrational

I get that you feel hurt but Clary was just doing what she was told

Izzy, we get that you've done a lot for her but being mean is not helping

Izzy sounds like a jealous girlfriend

Fucking yin fen

Glasses girl is getting too much attention

Wow Izzy is just being a bitch to everyone

Oh it's withdrawal

Poor Izzy

Cleo- wtf

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AHHH MAIA AND MAGNUS ARE FRIENDS 100% HERE FOR THIS

Didn't Magnus say he wasn't going anywhere. I don't want him to just wait around but like

"It's a gift. Can't remember the last time someone bought me one" NOOO MAGNUS! YOU DESERVE TO BE CHERISHED WITH LOVE AND GIFTS! I GET THAT YOURE A WARLOCK AND CAN GET YOURSELF BASICALLY ANYTHING BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YA KNOW

AHHH MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE SO CUTE

NOO IZZY DONT GO TO DRUG DEALERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AND MAGNUS IS GONNA SEE AND TELL ALEC

OR NOT TELL HIM THEN ALEC WILL FIND OUT AND BE HURT

NOOO THIS IS A BAD SITUATION

IZZY, HE KNOWS THAT YOURE A LIAR

JEM WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP

DID I ASK

THE PAIN OMG MY HEART

MAGNUS KNOWS WHATS GOING ON AND HES GONNA TELL ALEC

PLEASE TELL ALEC HE NEEDS TO KNOW

It's possible because she has angel blood

OOH SIMON LOOKS SO GOOD

OMG TWO HOURS EARLY MY NERVOUS BABY

Izzy, are you really going to ask SIMON for drugs? Really?

Okay Izzy, calm the fuck down. You're really asking him to feed off you? You're fucking crazy

Okay good, she heard how crazy that was coming from Simon

OOH ALEC'S CALLING HE KNOWS

THANK GOD MAGNUS TOLD HIM

Who's just bleeding on the floor?

ITS HER

SHE CUT HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM

CONNIVING BITCH

How did she know to go here

Luke doesn't trust her

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SHE GOOD HIM A BLOODY MARY SO SWEET

HES SO CLUMSY MY BABY

SHES OKAY WITH HIM BEING AWKWARD

OMFG THEYRE SO CUTE

Jace, what the fuck are you doing here

Why are you crashing his date? Fuck off

Wow, Jace is fucking all the downworlders

"I spit in one" I LOVE MAIA

YOU DONT NEED HIS "ADVICE" SIMON

"Will you be my Obi-Wan" FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM

YES CALL HER OUT LUKE

LIKE ISNT HAVING THIS SHIT AND I AM WITH HIM ON THIS

OMG CLARY IS SMART SHE KNOWS ONLY VALENTINE CALLS HER CLARISSA MY GIRL SO OBSERVANT- PROUD

I'm with Luke, turn her in

Literally who is attracted to you though? Hm Jace?

Simon thought he was pointing behind him lol he's so cute

HIS HAIR IS FUCKING NICE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACE

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHIT JIMON OMG

SIMON IS SO CUTE FUCK OFF JACE

UGH JACE IS DISGUSTING SIMON IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS FUCK OFF

UGH ITS THE SHAPESHIFTING RUNE AGAIN UUUGGGGHHHH

THAT PART WAS FUCKING POINTLESS FUCK OFF JACE GO BACK TO YOUR SEELIES

Literally where is Aldertree to shut Izzy's shit down

DID MAGNUS NOT TELL HIM?

MAGNUS!!!

OMG ALEC TALKING TO IZZY ABOUT SEX FUCK ME UP

MY BABY VIRGIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO PRECIOUS AND WHOLESOME

HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE MY BABY

YES! Do NOT overthink it!

Yes, you overthink things all the time

IZZY'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE SISTER I LOVE HER

SHES FALLING APART BUT IS STILL HELPFUL AND CARING UGH

I JUST WANT HER NOT TO BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

"Pretty cold blooded. Turning your sister over to the clave" fuck that bitch she can choke

CLARY WTF

YOU TASERED LUKE

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CLARISSA

THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO

LISTEN TO YOUR DAD

CLARY OMG THE FUCK

BETRAYAL

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That's either a shapeshifting Jace or a really off Simon

Why are you being an asshole

She's interested in the things you are there's no reason to change yourself wtf

She's being so nice to you don't fuck this up Simon

Maia's face looks so hurt

SEE SIMON YOU FUCKED UP

MAGNUS' APARTMENT! YES YES YES!!!

ALEC, YES BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

MAGNUS COMMUNICATING IS MY KINK

MY BABY OMG HES IN LOVE FUCK ME UP

HE DOESNT WANNA LOSE HIM AFTER SEX AWWW FUCK ME UP MY BABY LOVES HIM AND CARES ABOUT HIM

HE DOESNT WANNA RUSH IN AND I AGREE

ALEC- DONT DO THAT BITCHY THING WHERE YOU GET PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARENT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU OKAY

LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND

OMG MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GIVING ME SUCH MIXED FEELINGS

YES BECAUSE MALEC

NO BECAUSE ITS TOO SOON

AAGHGHHHHH

Alec has two ways of thinking- too much and not enough. He needs to find that middle ground because right now he's not thinking at all

"You're not the only one that feels vulnerable" MY HEART

ALL IT TOOK WAS "Clary, she's in trouble" TO GET YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?! REALLY JACE?!

THE RINGING IS THE ANGELS ISNT IT

OMFG IT IS

OHHH THAT GUY'S AN ANGEL AND HE'S DOING THE RINGING TO CLARY I GET IT NOW

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OMG CLARY KNOWS THAT SHE HAS ANGEL BLOOD NOW

OOH SHIT THE STORM IS COMING

IZZY WTF ARE YOU DOING

OH GOD IZZY NO

YES SIMON IS BEING NOT A DOUCHEBAG LIKE JACE #BLESSED

"In love with your best friend?" MAIA GETS IT I LOVE MAIA

"Why not just tell Clary how you feel" BECAUSE THATS SCARY MAIA AND WE DONT WANT CLIMON

MAIA SPEAKS SUCH WISDOM OMG I LOVE HER

DAMN THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER

Omg that fight scene was unnecessary she just hit him in the face like 5 times and nothing happened

Okay that sky looks fake AF

This fight scene is better than the others. The lighting is shit but the choreography is okay

Just shoot him Luke. Then it'll all end

"How you stole Jocelyn and turned her against me" OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THAT OMFG GET OVER IT

IM WITH HER PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

"Think about what will happen to your sweet baby sister" fuck that bitch she's a traitor. End this now Luke

I TOLD YOU TO END IT

SHE DID IT HES FREE

Why did he show them this weird premonition about the devil getting the soul sword. If you wanted to say Valentine just show Valentine

IS THAT IT

WTF HAPPENED WITH MALEC

DID THEY FRICK FRACK?!

I GOTTA KNOW

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW

SIMON IS GONNA CONFESS HIS FEELINGS OMG

MAIA AND SIMON KISS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT YES

ALEC TOLD JACE WHAT?! IM HERE FOR JACE BEING PROTECTIVE BUT WTF HAPPENED?! DID THEY NOT FRICK FRACK?! DID ALEC WANMA FRICK FRACK THEN GET HURT WHEN MAGNUS DIDNT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!

OMFG MARYSE WTF THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO WAY SHES TALKING TO ALEC RIGHT?! SECOND- WHAT THE FUCK CLARY WHATS GOING ON?!

WHY IS ALEC STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE ROOF?!

SHOOK AS A BOOK HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching SU for the first time: Season 3 ep 11~15

Beach City Drift

-That quote is weird in the way that it sounds cool but somehow fails to make sense

-what the fuck greg

-DAMMIT KEVIN

-KEVIN.

-Steven was basically me there

-’Hate’s a strong word’  I don’t think I want to know what would happen if I existed in that world.

-”I smell what you’re steppin’ in.”  “Ew.”

-ANIME GLASSES

-um but aren’t they basically like high schoolers. They’re too young to get themselves killed in a car race like that??

-Episode summary: Steven and Connie learn how to deal with a troll.

-Kevin is still cancer.

Restaurant Wars

-what the fuck

-excuse me but i thought both of you were adults

-”Too many carbs”

-That shit screams diabetes and obesity.

-HEELIES

-Did he just try to brand Steven with a burn mark

-On a side note, ‘kofi’ sounds like the Korean word for ‘nosebleed’.

-*lapis voice* This plan sucks.

-”I have a girlfriend.”  “Where she at tho?”

-OH GOD THIS IS PERSONALLY EMBARRASSING ME

-CRINGE INTENSIFIES

-DAMMIT STEVEN

-Plot twist: RONALDO ACTUALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND

-Steven no

-Steven no

-Plllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase nooooo

-STEVEN DRAGGED PEARL INTO THIS

-STEVEN DRAGGED THE CRYSTAL GEMS INTO THIS

-AND THEY’RE ROLLING WITH IT

-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

-Steven Universe staff: “We got really good reactions last time we dressed Pearl in a tux, let’s try dressing her in a waitress suit this time”

-But I eat fries without ketchup... They’re salty already...

-Sometimes this show has a magical boy singing and playing ukulele, sometimes it has the alien victims of an ancient experiment shrieking in agony, and then there’s this episode

the gems are not giving a single fuck

-wtf is onion doing there

-umm

*something relatable*

-And here I am, eating pizza with chopsticks  (well not right now, but I sometimes eat pizza like that)

Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service

-HA Studio Ghibli joke

-Sour cream’s mixtape must’ve been HOT

-who the fuck eats a whole pizza by him/herself in one go

-what the fuck kind of dream is this

-why is the dogcopter meowing

-KIKI’S FACE

-okay but what the fuck

-what

-THE FUCKING PUNS

-why is Steven so tired. Is his dream energy-spending affecting his real life

-what the fuck

-WHAT THE FUCK

-OKAY THEN

-Okay, these last two episodes felt like a bit of a filler for me, but all in all it’s okay because it had character building for the background characters.

Monster Reunion

-At first I thought his healing magic only worked on gems.  Then it turns out it works on humans too.  Now it works on friggin teddy bears.  He should open a repair shop.

-"Look what I can do!” *breaks dish*

-THE FICKING FACE

-”I lost the battle of will.”

-WHAT

-THAT LINE AROUND THE MIDDLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT ALL ALONG

-CENTIPEETLE

-AAAAA

-CENTIPEETLE

-”-to heal damage from the diamonds”  I see some plot threads hanging around there...

-Sounds like a victim of some chemical/geneological experiment

-THAT FACE AGAIN

-aww omfg tHAT’S SO CUTE

-CENTIPEETLE IS SO CUTE

-SHE HAS HANDS

-ADORABLE HANDS

-OMFG SHE DREW HERSELF

-AAAAAA

-(IS THAT WHAT SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE)

-Peridot’s salute?? I thought it was easy? Also it kind of looks like she is making a diamond shape with her arms/hands

-who the fuck is that yellow gem with the afro

-please don’t tell me yellow diamond used to have an afro

-Centipeetle: “Here is a nice little story told with crayons... see it goes like this.. then this happened.. AND THEN THEY ALL DIED”

-Wow, Centipeetle learned how to animate frame-by-frame.

-The diamond... experiment.. thing...

-NUUUUU

-DON’T CRY

-SHE CRY

-HOLY FUCK IT’S THE DIAMONDS

-but why only three?

-*Dipper Pines voice* The mystery deepens.

-NO CENTIPEETLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-wait but how did he know that ship was hers

-she seems pretty traumatized

-WHERE THE FUCK DID AMETHYST COME FROM

-So the green scribbles are supposed to be gem writing?

Behold, the majestic Pearl bird in her natural habitat.

-FORESHADOWING

-FEELS

Alone at Sea

(I watch this on Kisscartoon and every time the video lags the theme song’s like W WE E A A R E THE CR RY Y STAL GE GEMS and I hate that)

-THE WATER WING EYE COVERS AGAIN

-EYYYYYYYYYY intensifies

-”They have a surprisingly clean sense of humor”

-”S.S.MISERY”

-that little blush/snort/wink/laugh thing was freakin adorable

-how does Greg know how to drive a boat anyway

so cute

-WHAT THE FICKK LA[IS THATS  NOT HOW FUISHING WORKS

-But what about the bait?

-Ah there we go

-”Like a worm or a 20 dollar bill”  What kind of fish would you even catch with a twenty-dollar bill? The rich ones?

WHAT WAS THAT

-Lapis is still emo.

-WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

-EYYYYYYYYY

-what

-WHAT

-WHAT

-THAT’S SOME COMPLICATED EMOTION STUFF THERE FOR A KIDS’ SHOW

-BUT THEN AGAIN THIS IS NOT A KIDS’ SHOW ANYMORE IS IT REBECCA HMM?

-REBECCAAAAAAA?!?

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WISH LAPIS

-NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

-HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STILL ALIVE

-LAST TIME I LOOKED, SHE GOT SWALLOEDED INTO THE EARTH IN SOME WATERMELON SALNDSAN IN THE MIDDLE O NOWHERE

-(NAILED THAT SPELLING)

-(Long, somewhat unrelated theory: I have a theory that the appearance of a gem fusion partially depends on the participants' relationship. In The Answer, we can see Garnet looking different compared to her current form - bubbly splatters of pastel, cotton candy colors - hypothetically because it was something completely new and strange to her. Then, as she got used to being herself more and more, her color settled down into a more calm, darker palette. Likewise, Malachite's monstrous form - I daresay she is extraordinarily beastlike with her centaur anatomy comprised of six arms and no legs, even compared to other multi-arm fusions - may be caused by the fact that the relationship between Jasper and Lapis is so toxic. That raises the question - would Malachite have looked different had their relationship been something better? If Jasper and Lapis somehow overcame their conflicts and started to bear each other's presence more peacefully, would Malachite's appearance change into something more 'civil'?)

-(Slightly shorter, somewhat more related theory: I've seen people say that the relationsip between Jasper and Lapis is an abusive one, in which Jasper is the abuser and Lapis is the victim. While I agree wholeheartedly with the former statement, my thoughts differ slightly on the latter. I think that this is an abusive relationship on both sides - Jasper dragged Lapis into it for her personal needs (or perhaps an urge to comply to her directive which was to defeat the Crystal Gems), and Lapis used it against her as revenge and to save her friend. In the end, they were both harmed.)

-But in all seriousness HOLY FUCK THAT GOT DARK

-STEVEN NO

-what the fuck jasper

-Is that some love/hate thing going on in Lapis’s mind

-HOLY FUCK WATER FIST

byyyyyyyeeeee jaspeeerrrrr

-Also, I was working on a Malachite drawing, but there goes my motivation.

-I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY

-WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL

-Lapis is pretty strong. She’s carrying a grown man and a boy AND flying.

[myvelouri]

I'ma try to write this fast

She wanted me to.come.over

I snuck into her room

We watched a show we're watching together on Netflix

Halfway thru an EP she got up and started going through her closet. I was like what's wrong?

She seemed to be distracted. She started pulling out stuff from her closet and a lot were things she bought as presents for other people. She said this one pillow was supposed to be for this guyfriend named angel that she worked with. She said he was best friend. (He recently fucked her over by picking her ex over her) but i said damn you really buy guys gifts a lot... I've never had a girl that's a friend do that for me. And I said, actually, you just really get close to people... That's rare... You got close to me too and you're the only one out of a thousand girls

She will continue getting gifts for guys. I can't change her. I won't even want to. It'll make me feel weird but I totally will ignore it and never mention it bothers me. I won't.

And yeah she's really butthurt about that guy. I'm fairly certain she liked him actually

Uh, she kept pushing me away actually. Oh right, she got up from the show to go to the closet and she actually took a shot of Jack. I was like whoa is everything okay?

She kept holding back or something. She didn't want to have sex. We got into it and I asked her "you don't want to do you?" She said no. And she's avoiding sex with me. It's new. But whatever you want man..I know my dick sucks.

Umm

She gets horny when drunk so two shots later she was really buzzed drunk. She started saying shit like "I don't want to like you" and I asked why, she'd say "cause you're going to hurt me" I said the same thing back to her. She said she's holding back from liking me and said it's all too fast which is EXACTLY wtf I kept telling her in the beginning but she was so out of her head that she wanted me so bad that I agreed to being her boyfriend sooner than I'd ever with anyone else ever. But she's more okay in her head and she's been like, realizing she moved too fast. It's fine. Just don't hurt me.

We mentioned our age difference. It's no big deal. She said she's dated older. And I said wait, Dustin's friend? I thought you only had a crush on him and were extremely attracted to him? Not date? And she said they flirted a lot and video chatted a shit ton, but never really official. She said no to him in the end and she said it's cause she didn't like his personality cause of something he did, he got mad. He said she strung him along. Um. Here's the kicker. I finally asked how long ago this was. She said 5 years ago. I said wait.... He's older than me... I'd never date you 5 years ago... CAUSE YOU WERE FUCKIN UNDER 18, EW. And he was like 27 when she was 16-17 or something and I told her he's a straight up pedophile. She said oh nooo he's not like thaaaaaat. I said sorry, big nope, I don't believe any of that. He's a pedo in my book. And she mentioned the grandfather who molested her as a child. Yeah he was a teacher and married a student, of course he's a pedo. She's still sorts in denial about it cause the family says he did that in his old age cause he was sick. But nah. Dudes a pedo. I don't believe anything else. It's whatever

Um what else. Oh yeah as she kept doing things around her room and I laid in her bed, just waiting for her...it reminded me of my ex who did that who'd leave me for hours as I waited for just one kiss... It made me kinda weirdly uncomfortable but it's whatever

Okay so she looked really hot and we almost had sex but as I said, I asked if she wanted to and she said no, so I said of course. And she said thank you for that. And she felt my dick. It's never fully hard but she said it was pretty hard. I said I wish my dick was super big, hard as fuck whenever I wanted it and I had no pain from sex ever.

Oh she was happy I wore my boxers instead of my underwear that look like tighty whitey lol. Um. And I looked hot today apparently, and she loved my long hair as I was on top of her.

She said my legs are hairy as fuck and yeah she was grossed out by it. It made me feel bad but whatever

Hate myself too.

Um

I said I wanna see her play with herself one day and she said she wanted to do that but right before she cums she wants to stick my cock in and see how that would be. If she'd cum hard or different..she wants it extremely rough

She said she loves the sound of fucking, like the dick pounding, skin to skin. She apparently needs that sound

Also she said whenever she dominates me (briefly) that she thinks i wouldn't be the type to dominate her back. My god she's so wrong. I said actually if a girl tries to dominate me during sex, I get turned on and dominate her more, just cause, it's a reflex even, you can't dominate me, you're my baby, my bitch, mmm. (Lol sorrrryyyy) but I'm pissed she thinks of me as someone who wouldn't. I said I keep holding back with her for multiple reasons. Damn. Why doesn't she believe me.

I have to write all this down so I remember some shit I wanna go back to

I'll go inside now