I'm a middle aged weirdo, here's some stuff I like
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Being asked ‘Why do you like running?’:
Normal people: Oh I found so much peace in the long miles! I love getting to move my body and work my cardio and just be so fast.
Me: I was tricked into it by the psychological warfare that is disguised as an audio drama exercise app. It has blorbos in it.
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LOVE this!
3, 2, 1, go favorite ZR missions and moments from the first two seasons or the 5k training prequel
OOOOOH
I do love the side missions from S2! Headcount and Zombies, Stretch are my favorite. From the main series, it’s so hard to choose! A Voice in the Dark always gets me. I really like Tightrope as well. And the ending sequence of S2 oh my gosh I love it.
I have a soft spot for missions that evoke these:
I found an old drawing I did by hand of Headcount xD I’ll need to redraw and digitize it!!!
Thank you for the ask!!!!
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#my shirt says virginia beach on it #so that's a big clue right there
Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you’re currently wearing.
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I know I never post my own stuff but this project took me like three months and I'm so proud of it!!
edit: pattern was found on ravelry!
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Been pretty depressed lately but I was invited to go out with some runner ladyfriends for a get together and made myself go even though I didn't want to because getting out of the house and socializing is supposed to help your mood and I'm so sorry to report that it did.
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Everytime he shows up on my fyp, I feel comforted that some dudes out there Get It™️.
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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
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This cheered me up because this little guy is doing his best and so am I and we are both miracles of life n stuff
(*some photos of tardigrades don't show their eyes because they're 3-d scans of the tardigrade's surface and the eyes are inside of their transparent head)
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The picture I sent my mom:
The picture I sent my husband:
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I'm a veteran (USAF) and told my husband to do this when they present him with the folded flag. I hope it makes him laugh when the time comes some day!
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babe. I know we’re all going thru a lot rn but I just wanna give u the heads up that sesame streets future is in jeopardy. hbo has chosen not to renew it for new episodes (a series that has been going since 1969) and the residents of 123 Sesame Street no longer have a home :(
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