#umm thanks for the ask

[magica124]

Pssstt, here are the codes agent 009

1345

6677

8902

2067

Umm soo

1345 - THANKSSS YOU TOO 😭

6677 - ABSOLUTELY YASSS PLSSS AND HII

8902 - When I realised that I am loved by Krishna

2067 - I hope I am, thanks that you think so, I strive to be a kind person so thanks🫶🥹

Oh yeah Agent 009 at ur service ☺️

[800db-cloud]

spare some spy hcs? 👀

OKAY. ok. so i have been putting off answering this ask because i’m admittedly very shy and very afraid of sharing my headcanons. and also because i have A LOT OF THEM.. but here we are!

here are my headcanon spies :) René works for RED and Jacques works for BLU!

where to start, where to start… i have a LOT of headcanons for them, i’ll be talking for FOREVER here. i’ll just start with story because why not! xP

René’s parents were also agents/spies, so he was always destined to be one as well. And he lives up to his parents’ legacies! He’s most notorious for destroying gangs and mobs and the like from the outside in. He was brought to America years ago to take out a dangerous mob boss, but unfortunately found himself infatuated (and involved) with the boss’ daughter. Luckily for him, the boss’ daughter wanted the guy dead, too.

René’s story is honestly a lot more fleshed out than Jacques’, but here goes anyway:

Jacques’ father was a very rich and powerful man in politics. Jacques himself was the result of an affair, and to keep it hush-hush, his father decided to raise him. Raise is a strong word, though— but he did help his father gain intelligence and blackmail on opposing political parties. Jacques proved to be a promising spy since childhood.

If anyone has any suggestions/ideas for Jacques’ story, let me know haha x) he didn’t have the greatest upbringing per se…

last thing on this section i wanna talk about is the Scouts. René is related to both of the Scouts; he’s RED Scout (Jeremy)’s biological father, and he’s BLU Scout (James)’ adoptive/step-father. Jacques has no relation to either scout, but acts as a guardian figure to BLU Scout.

anyway, this is the part where i continue talking about other miscellaneous headcanons! and these come with doodles :)

You couldn’t catch René DEAD without his mask, or his suit! He’d neeever take them off around other people (‘other people’ is mainly just Scout. For obvious reasons.) Meanwhile, Jacques is pretty lenient in letting his teammates see his face! Everyone on BLU’s seen his face at least once.

A big part of why René refuses to strip down is also due to the fact he has a LOT of tattoos. No doodle for this one because I’ve yet to decide on what tattoos to put on him (ideas are very welcome!!), but yeah! Most of the tattoos were ‘forced’ onto him/he had to get for jobs and ‘fitting in’ with bad crowds, but a good few of them were of his own accord, too.

Jacques doesn’t have tattoos, but he has a myriad of another thing: scars! Lots and lots of scars on this guy. Faded and old, sure, but they’re there. Most prominent ones are the one around his neck (from when the RED Medic beheaded him) and the ones on his forearms (those are from the LAST time he was imprisoned— looong story…)

René doesn’t cook very often for his team, but when he does, everyone’s always BLOWN AWAY by this guy’s cooking! René’s really bad at taking compliments, though— (“Cooking food that’s remotely edible isn’t a compliment, it’s basic survival.”) —but rest assured he’ll be thinking about it for the next month. Jacques, however… Do NOT let this guy into the kitchen. Ever. The BLU base has a special fire extinguisher “In Case Spy Decides To Turn On The Stove”

oooh, this one is an hc and a HALF to me. René much prefers working alone. It’s just in his nature, being isolated and whatnot. He likes to deal with things by himself– maybe he doesn’t want to burden others? On the contrary, Jacques NEVER works alone. It’s a trait he’s had even before being hired to BLU. You never know when things could go wrong, so it’s best to have someone else to fall back to�� or someone else you can blame!

these hcs both have something to do with how René and Jacques show their trust in other people :) it’s a bit convoluted but it gets there:

René is, amusingly, very bad at remembering names. Almost laughably bad. There have been many-a-story of his days before RED where he’d get a target’s name wrong, even after he’d repeated it in his head dozens of times over. Names are difficult for him, so if he remembers yours, it means you mean a lot to him! He prefers using his teammates’ names rather than their titles. René is unaware of how charming this specifc trait is to his coworkers (they saw how much work and effort it took for him to memorize their names, they’re just happy with how far he’s come!)

Jacques has a… to put simply, very complicated relationship with food. But the one thing he’ll never turn down is sweets. His favorites especially being chocolate bonbons. Jacques has a hard time eating in front of others, let alone sharing his food! But if he genuinely likes and trusts you enough, he’d have half the mind to share with you. Admittedly, he hasn’t brought himself to share with most of the members of his team yet, except for a select few. Mostly BLU Medic and BLU Sniper.

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and of course, eventually, EVENTUALLY, these two also become friends! it took a little bit but believe me, they both respect each other’s skill in their job :)

AHHg i could go sooo much longer about them— from things like their physical traits (how much teeth they have? it’s a pressing question) or different periods of their life (why did rené have to leave his family? why was jacques imprisoned for the last time?) BUT this post is so… so, so long. My fingers hurt from typing

If you’ve managed to read through this Beast, THANK YOU RAAHH!!! thanks so much for asking this, too. i hope to spare more hcs someday. hehe ^_^

[ryuubff]

shuake week 2024

day 5: royalty

(a continuation to this)

[breadbugg]

If Shadow and Sonic actually kissed in the next game how would you feel

ummm id be joyous maybe!! but tbh i dont think i want sonadow to be canon i feel like sega might fuck it up or something and also canon ships arent really as appealing to me so that might ruin it for me..

i think it would be awesome tho to piss off the people who start tweaking when they see a mention of sonadow

[pineappical]

companion piece to @ashesandback's fic "you'll fit so nicely (you'll keep me intact)" GO READ IT!!!!! (note that its a smut fic btw!)

[aru-art]

JMART if nobodys told you yet. and if yes then !! marz x tangent? :3

woe jmart be upon ye (ref)

[mohntilyet]

not to mention the entire antaam fleet like 😭 that was the PERFECT moment to show off what the lords could do!!! The antaam fucked over rivain, theyve been a thorn in the whole nations side for a long time now, they would not pass up a chance for payback via full scale naval warfare so that the veilguard can do what they need to!! Sure dreadnoughts are dangerous but at this point they probably have tricks up their sleeve, thats one of the few things they have!

also wouldn't it be personal because does solas not try to blow up kont-aar because he's trying to 5d chess tevinter and the qunari into destroying each other. like. i know technically this would not be incredible widespread news because the attack was stopped, but i don't think the wonderful citizens of kont-aar would have missed the tsunami that nearly hit them and the shockwave that actually hit them. rumors go around. and i assume irian/vadis tell varric. who i think would tell isabela. who would tell the group she leads. who would care because ofc, they LIVE IN RIVAIN, and now know that solas and his followers thinks they can trade rivaini lives* to further his plans.

*while i also think there's probably a divide between kont-aar and the rest of the nation, it's one that the rivaini love to jump across and back over. an interesting comparison to be made here with most of rivain having similar sentiments towards dairsmuid and the chantry. like this is the country specifically mentioned to have a lot of citizens who follow the qun/are non-andrastian + it being MUCH more multicultural and accepting than other nations. any attack on rivain, even if it's a qunari settlement, would fan a lot of flames that solas cannot put out so the idea of trying to him taking multiple steps back because he didn't realise how intensely the qun/rivaini/lords would react is very fun for me. it would have been soo interesting for rivain to be a hub for efforts against solas because of how it's not influenced by andrastianism, how he (or his agents) specifically fucked them over, and (maddeningly for solas) also part of this resistance has spirits who willingly guide them against him. this could have even been a plot device where the door goes both ways and solas finds out rook's plans because he manages to eavesdrop through a seer or something.

and on the spirits. all the stuff where the mourn watch regularly communicates with spirits could have been done with rivain as well, and with different takes on being 'friendly' with spirits. iirc there's a spirit in the hall of valor which is so interesting but it's literally just there for flavour text. THERE'S A SPIRIT IN THE HALL OF VALOR THAT DOES NOTHING BESIDES LIKE. SAY HI. ??? bioware i would have liked to see more spirits and seers and the matriarchal pantheists you have talked about please. and also the idea of the peaceful qunari settlement being pushed to protect the country they are part of and what that means for them as qunari vs. rivaini. taash's storyline could have contributed to this . so A LOT less about choosing a side, more about how kont-aar has developed, changed, how rivain has influenced it and what it means to be qunari. not the qunari agents and fighters that we have seen, but their 'civillian' way of life in kont-aar.

complete waste not seeing any of established lore reflected in the lords of fortune or rivain because i stupidly actually thought we were going to see some kind of settlement and be introduced to a very different cultural norms.. in my beautiful mind i like to think taash is a little taken aback by how badly mages/elves/etc are treated. like they understood it was different outside of rivain (they would have been young when the dairsmuid circle annulment happened right? so they don't 'remember' it themself, they likely heard others talking about it when they're old enough to understand) but until they actually saw what was happening first hand, they had a weird dissonance about it. but what we got was a deserted beach, ties to another faction (wardens are fine!! they are great !!!! the fourth blight is interesting!!!! yet they are not the faction with a lack of info about them!!!!!) and also the hall of valor that exists as flavor text with nothing meaningful behind it besides a pub used in a few cutscenes and a minigame.

[potato-lord-but-not]

im in love with you. like not romantically but artistically. yk. just. mnghngndnhg your art!!!!! I wanna eat it!!!!!!! too good tobe true too good to exist and yet!!!!! AND YET!!!!!!!!!! i am kissy you kissy you starry eyed at all Art you share and im just. Sighs. Im having. Feelings .

I can officiate a wedding between you and all my drawings if you’d like

[bread-is-my-life]

I'm an advocate for Stainmight. I love them so much and have been trying to convince others just how much sense they make as a ship. Stain would absolutely do anything for Toshi. He'd reform himself and become the best version of himself if Toshi asked it of him.

They deserve the world 🥹😭

HI HI NICE TO MEET YA!!! :3 You are so real for that... Also HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD!!!

Also let me give you those weird school doodles of em :3 ignore how their height makes no sense in every pic and other mistakes lol I did those instead of studying ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ I PROMISE THAT I WILL COOK SMTH SOON!!!

(btw on the second pic Toshi forgot his scarf and Stain forced him to wear his but then they just decided to share it :D I might redraw it later and fix all the mistakes like Toshi's height LMAO)

ANYWAYS I LOVE ALL STAINMIGHT SHIPPERS GUYS PLEASE I WANT TO HUG YOU ALL AND SHAKE YOUR HANDS AND AND *explodes*

[tricoufamily]

alright all the eddies and ozzies got homes now

[oshiawaseni]

thinking about Bakugo basically cornering himself with "I don't expect this to change anything" oh he wants it all to change so bad... literally giggling and kicking my feet OUR BOY'S SHY AND POLITE AND HE'S BEEN SILENTLY SUFFERING NOT TO PUT PRESSURE ON MIDORIYA

I was just thinking about this not even 2 days ago. What he's saying is definitely not matching how he truly feels because in the bath later that day, he insists again on calling Izuku by his true name. Aside from putting to rest their negative history and how "Deku" was first formed, to help relieve any extra pressure Izuku might still suffer from it, we KNOW that's also his way of being and feeling CLOSER to Izuku. He was telling him that he is now somebody Izuku can trust, and honestly? Kacchan was loving him quite earnestly at this point. :')

"Words like 'impossible' don't even exist in my dictionary."

Lmao "he didn't expect them to change" and yet, he wasn't going to relent on being allowed to feel closer to Izuku, no matter what. He had definitely been struggling with feelings of not knowing how to change their dynamic to what he knew should have been 'close'. The people around them often commented on them being "childhood friends" despite them not being emotionally close (I'd say what they had was a spiritual closeness), and he would watch as Izuku formed these close friendships with others with a kind of... longing? that things could be different between them.

He needed their relationship to match the softness that had formed, the love he now felt for Izuku with no outlet to go that was building deep inside his heart (sigh), and ch 322+327 was him finally being honest to Izuku and HIMSELF about it and giving priority to his own emotional needs maybe for the first time in his life.

[commsroom]

U WANTED EIFFEL DISCUSSION okay uhh

what do you think he’d study if he went to uni/couldnt do radio?

... you know, this is a tricky question because i just can't imagine eiffel going to college!! if he hadn't discovered his love for radio, he could've gotten certified as a mechanic, or an electrician, or he could've tried to get into music production, or he could've convinced himself that yeah, actually, he could totally handle being a truck driver, or he could've become one of those traffic control guys, but ultimately i think he would still have ended up working at pizza hut.

i don't say that to bring him down in any way. i like that he doesn't really have career ambitions. but he really doesn't. even his love of radio and his talent for that is like, yeah, he's good at it!! but if you ask him to do it as a job, it's still a job, and he hates being at work. i think that's difficult to apply to college because his whole worldview is antithetical to academia. even if he was interested in something in theory, they'd tell him to write one (1) essay and he'd be gone.

[dj-wayback]

Hello Wayback! Have some head pets [:

Do you think that Sep would like head pets too? Could you please ask them for me?

You are very gender btw

(Ooc but i just love these sillies so much aksjsjsjsjajshsi *dies /pos*)

THANK YOU FOR THE HEADPATS BRO!!! This is sooooo goopy scrunkle of you …. !!!

And, umm…Sure, I guess I could shoot them a message about that, but I don’t think Ass is really a touchy-feely type of guy…

[cocksley-and-catapult]

gotta say. the "you didnt even pick up" comic is so fucking poingiant and you genuinely have such artistic skill in both regular art and writing. i know this is silly haha comic but man. it really resonated with me

[achillean-knight]

TF did 200 of y'all come from?!!? Last I checked it was 500?!? Omg thank you!!

[foileadeux]

saw the anon that mentioned pk and radi's behaviours just melding together after being pkradi for so long and i'm just. what if the two just congeal. like. so much time passes with neither getting what they want and their personalities and sense of individuality just disintegrates. imagine Hollow's reaction knowing that the person you're looking at is your father and killer and neither at the same time. imagine hornet.

hi anon i hate this! (makes it even worse)