#um yhhhh

[transmasc-wizard]

i took my friends iPad in drama class and drew Arthur. it's not all quite right because I did it from memory (his face is Longer and Sharper) but helooo first drawing I've posted on this account in over a year. I have autism about him ❤️

[autobahnmp3]

im hooooome it's not even 5pm !!!!!!!

[giveme-allofthat-ultraviolence]

Sophiaaaa

I love you the mostestestest ever forever n ever <3 I promiseee

Mari did you know that it’s so hot and that I can’t sleep but I love you the mostestestestest like ever and that you’re so special to me and I think you’re the most wonderful breathing organism I’ve ever studied <3

[edgingbambi]

bambi IQ lock, it's giggletime for bambi! good girl!

ok like uhhh it taking a long timec2 answer bc it’s hard 2 look at the question bc im a good girl and i work so hard to tell. good like that and like uh sorrry uhhh

lol

giggling alot irl n it nice

i’m uvieeu to uhh reading it agaib

i read the message again n now i feel so nice

lol it taked like 10 min 2 like. saay i like looking at the nice words

lol hahahahahagagaha yhhhh like it’s giggle time bebmbi. ummm like. bambi. um it’s giggkrtime bambi lol

hahaheehee its. giggletime bambi hahshagfa

rdgeing bitch b giggling bitch dummy bitch good girl bambi

[sadiiomane10]

Jurgen Klopp and his 20+ sons prt2

emre can aka the greatest human being ever born

model??? footballer??? both??? both is good

gets stick, comes thru w the best goal uve ever seen

invented good hair and looks

will fight you

one time he scored a overhead bicycle kick and its now been renamed TheEmreCAN

benzema tried it, he couldnt 

kloppo loves all his sons equally but he loves emre can more, its tru

loris karius aka prince charming

goalkeeper, model, he can do it all

social media hoe

wore socks w slippers one time, i disowned him

hes a good man, likes to sing and dance

one time he fell off an uberboard…….

was bleach blonde for a while

parties in ibiza like he owns ibiza 

dejan lovren aka he doesnt have a nickname the fuck (should be called the beeslayer cus ykno winkwink)

scored THAT goal v bvb,

will forever be a legend for it

is a big teddy bear  

a jokester, laughs alot

the only person to touch emres hair and not die - a miracle 

embarrasing dad to marko grujic

amazing dad to his real kids

nathaniel clyne, aka my underappreciated fave

U N D E R A P P R E C I A T E D 

underappreciated

underappreciated 

needs more love and appreciation

did the hip hop battle w studge, lost

appreciate hiiiiiimmmmmm!!!!!

will play every game, gets no love

simon mignolet aka saint simon

got stick, bossed goalkeeping and shut them up

angry bean

shot stopper

his defence lets him down, saves our damn ass

a pure 

opened a coffe shop in belgium; 

prolly to deal w the stress of his defence letting him down

hence the reason he needs free coffee all the time, i dont blame him

joel matip, aka he also doesnt have a nickname smh (it should will save lfc’s dumb ass even when they dont deserve it)

he was free, 

we got our best defender for free, its a dream

we’re so lucky to have him

made defending his bitch

he scored one time it was emotional

he got injured one other time, our whole team fell apart and conceded goals like they live for it

also a good man

shamal george aka smolkeeper

came on as a striker in preseason, it was so great

dont be fooled by his nickname hes so tollll, toller than kloppo

so in love w his gf, im jealous 

posted that ovie meme

got injured, i cried 

future best goalkeeper in the world, i dont make the rules its tru

ben woodburn aka woody

everyones fave child

made us all fall in love w him in preseason

made his debut and  then scored against leeds, everyone cried

mini stevie??? prolly 

kloppo will protect him to death, no media hounds are getting near him

trents best friend 

Trent Alexander-Arnold aka just trent aka utd are still prolly in his pocket

the other child we are all overly emotional over

started the utd game 

made utd his bitch

seriously he was so boss, it was unbelivable 

put that tounge away child

ben’s best friend, aka stuck to each other level of friendship

baby defender bossing defending, cries,

divock origi aka belgium babe

also scored v bvb

saved us alot in the 15/16 season then he got hurt 

scored a wonder goal v bournemoth

it was seriously so good, i cant even describe it 

did so much weight training he went up a shirt size-hulk is that you??? :DD

a child

danny ings, aka could be the best striker we’ve ever had if he didnt get hurt all the damn time 

the pic above is an accurate representation of his past two years 

got injured once, came back, got injured again

spends time w his dog and gf, 

social media hoe 2.0

scored v everton which makes him a tru red

never not injured

marko grujic aka my son

a tol smol; toller than kloppo

celebrated like stevie in preseason; made us all so freaking emotional

dejan’s embarrassed son

stays home listening to Chantaje

snapchats music all the time

lives in a fancy ass apartment but is forever in his car

alberto moreno aka spanish puppy

is a defender, is benched for a midfielder

grew a ponytail ditched it to go bleach blonde, 

member of the brazillian squad

also too young to have a child

i dont think anyone ever knows what he’s saying they just go w it

hyperactive child 

link to part 1 

[simonrriley]

send me asks w/ my new name ,,,,

[chiqpeas]

I had a dream abt kissing this guy I just met who has u no wen u get 2 piercings like under ur lip like rly punk those and we were just making out u know why it is it's bc when we were talking to me (irl) n he was like small talking he did that lower softer im-talking-specifically-to-you voice n it always makes me like fall in lov so um. Yhhhh yikes also in the dream it was in a train station which honesty could it get more me