#ultraman Fuma x oc

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[After Akari kicked Seven below the belt during a training match, Seven lying on a bench with an ice pack on his crotch.]

Akari, wincing: Sorry dad, I did what Charwood told me to do when I think a scary person is threatening me.

Seven, feels his heart twist: ...You think I'm scary?

Mebius, trying to cheer Seven up: Er, Y'know. It was kinda cool how you fell straight down like that, almost makes me I wish I had a kid to kick me in the nuts.

[Fuma suddenly kicks Mebius in the groin and he drops like a sack of potatoes.] 

Hikari, holding back a laugh: Be careful what you wish for.

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[Akari stares at her cousin who is standing over a pile of wood looking frustrated.]

Akari, whispering to Fuma: What the hell is Taiga doing?

Fuma: Trying to start the campfire by Ultra-dynamiting.

Akari: Oh... I thought he just had to fart really badly...

[Titas and Fuma bursts out laughing but stop short when a bright hot flash cuts them off.]

Taiga, on fire: Yes! I did it! From now on, you must refer to me as ‘Taiga, Lord of the Flame’!

[Fuma, Titus and Akari stare at him shocked.}

Akari: Hey, Lord of the Flame, you set the forest on fire.

[Taiga turns around and sees the wall of flames behind him.]

Taiga: Oh, Shit-

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Fuma: What's Seven's Agira doing with Rib?

Akari: Trying to teach him an energy breath attack.

[The teens watch as the baby Gomora puffed out these pathetic little smoke rings, it was frustrating Seven's Agira who without warning stomped on Rib's tail! Causing him to release a powerful energy blast from his mouth; terrifying the baby kaiju who went running to Akari and Fuma; he hid behind them while watching Agira warily.]

Fuma, crouching down and petting the distraught Rib: Whoa! Dude, I didn't think Agira would be that rough to the little guy!

Leo, who was watching nearby: Well, with an owner like Seven? It really shouldn't...

Akari: Still....

Leo: Also remember that Rib is a Kaiju. A stomp on the tail is Agira going easy on him, when he's all grown up other kaiju won't show him the same mercy in a real fight.

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[Taiga arrives to school almost an hour late to his Ethic’s class.]

Taiga: What did I miss in class?

Mebius: Everyone got married.

Taiga: Gee, you miss ONE class!

[Mebius looks around trying to find Taiga a partner, but everybody is taken then looks at Fuma and Akari and gets an idea.]

Mebius: Taiga! meet your new parents! {pushes Taiga over to them]

Akari: We have a baby?!

Fuma, looks at Mebius bemused: How did this happen?

Mebius: Sorry, that's a whole different class.

[The next day]

Akari, patting her cousin on the head: Aww my little Taiga is already reading!

Shio: Wow!

Fuma: He's 4,800yrs old! (that's like 15 in human years.)

Titas: Still, that's impressive.

Taiga: Well, I can also tie my own shoes.

[a few weeks of Taiga driving Fuma nuts later.]

Mebius: alright everyone now that our experiment is over, let’s talk about what our experiences were like and we learned from them, shall we?

[He looks around the room; points at Fuma.]

Mebius: Fuma you experienced family life for this project, I’m curious to see how these last three weeks have changed your outlook on life and maybe your future?

[Mebius shows Fuma a questionnaire on the board: What were your feelings before?, What are your feelings now? What were the pros/con? If the time comes how many children would you like to have?]

Mebius, hold out a tablet: you can log in your answers with thi- *Fuma snatches the tablet*

[Fuma writes his answers down while glaring daggers at Taiga, when he’s done most of his answer are professional and positive towards Akari... Taiga however; there were a lot of words Fuma used were not appropriate to say out loud; Mebius had to stop him from writing anymore and his answer for the kids question? He wrote: ZERO!]

Taiga, sarcastically: Oh Wow, I love you too, Dad!

Fuma: *flips him off*

Mebius: Okay! let’s move on, Shall we?

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Akari: If it bites you and you get sick, it's venomous.

Akari: If you bite it and you get sick, it's poisonous.

Fuma: But what if IT bites ME and IT gets sick?"

Taiga: Then you're poisonous, keep up, Fuma!

Fuma, looks at Akari: But then...what if I bite you? ~

Akari, blushes:

Taiga: Then your teeth will go missing and my hand will hurt...

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[Taro chains Seven to a chair to stop him from ruining Akari's date with Fuma, (Taro owed her a favor so she asked him to distract her dad for her.)]

Seven: You better hurry, Taro. Once that ninja kid gets here, I'll become unstoppable. Unmoored. Uncaged. Downright unreasonable.

Taro: True. But I've been in your head before. I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Seven: Wanna know the only problem?

Taro: What's that, Seven?

Seven: I'm already gone...

[Taro looks down and sees that his cousin has disappeared leaving empty chains in his place (he went micro and escaped); Seven's sinister laugh echoes around the room.]

Taro, looking around perturbed: He's in the walls...

[As ultra-fire erupts around his body.]

Taro: He's in the goddamn walls!

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[Seven and Zero are spying on Fuma and Akari's date.]

Zero: Do you think they've noticed?

Seven: No I'm sure we're fine.

[Seven snorts]

Seven: Y'know. This kind of reminds me of the time Anne's family set her up for a marriage interview, I followed her and that guy all day... Oh man, I really thought for a second there that Anne was interested in him- I wanted to crush his head like a grape.

Zero, nervously staring behind his dad: Uh...And did miss Anne happen to catch you by any chance?

Seven: Oh, yeah she found out almost immediately; when she wasn't putting on an act with the guy she would shoot me this angry little glare.

Zero: And did this angry glare look anything like that?

[Seven turns around sees Akari looking right him like.]

Seven, gulps: It's pretty spot on actually...

[Yeah, Akari gave her dad and brother an earful after Fuma dropped her off at home.]

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[Base is from a screen shot of my Dress up Darling.]

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{Father of Ultra runs into Akari and Fuma on a date, Akari gets up to leave for a few seconds to get her drink order while her great-uncle has a few words with Fuma.]

Father of Ultra: Just remember these two things about my niece: She's fifteen years old, and the whole Garrison is under my command.

Fuma: *gulps*

Father, cheerfully: Now you kids have fun now!~ *expression darkens*...But not too much..

{Fuma blanches goes to join up with Akari while Father smiles contently.]

Father: Heh, I've always wanted to do that.~

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Zero: hey can you change the radio station? I think my friend's show is on.

{Akari who listening to the radio with Fuma changes the radio over to Voice's channel which playing Monster mash for some reason?]

Cello: Doing the "Monster Mash" with you on this beautiful Valentine's Day!

Voice: Cello, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs!

Cello, flustered: Well, it's... it's kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each other's company... dancing... holding their evil in check...

Voice: You played the wrong record, didn't you?

Cello: ....Why are you doing this to me?

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[Ultraman Voice is a blue ultra and Zero's childhood friend who appears in the stage show.]

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Akari, shyly showing a a piece of beach glass she found: I found this on the beach. It reminded me of your stars.

(Gives it to Titas before running off to find more things.)

Titas, examining it: Oh, thank you.

Asahi: Aw, it fun to see cute Akari popping up from time to time, eh?

{Titas nods while admiring the glass.]

Fuma, pouting and is totally not envious:...I guess.

[Later Akari found a cool fish fossil that she gave to Fuma which he later displayed proudly in his room.]

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Zero, after Akari goes missing: We have to save my sister!

Fuma: We’re saving a girl? Is she hot?

Zero and Taiga glare at him:...

Titas: Fuma!

Fuma: I just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Fuma, to Taiga: Is your cousin single? Does she like ninjas?

Taiga: Dude, back off!

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[Fuma wakes up in a daze after passing out during a fight he's being carried by someone and immediately assumes it's Titas]

Fuma, strained voice: Thanks, Big T. You're a real pal. *pats him on the shoulder.*

Titas: Um... Fuma? I'm over here.

{Fuma looks to left and sees Titas sheepishly waving at him he looks to the right and sees Taiga smirking at him. Fuma felt his pulse speed up as his hesitantly looked down and saw it was Akari carrying him on her back!?]

Akari: Morning sleepyhead.~

Fuma, blushes: W-wha-...Why are you carrying me?!

Akari: Why not? Is there problem why I shouldn't carry my boyfriend?

Fuma, flustered: You...I...It should've been me!~

Akari, bemused: But it is you?

[Titas and Taiga start to laugh at their friend's predicament.]

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Akari: do people actually tell their crushes they like them?

Taiga: what the hell do YOU do?

Akari: I dunno punch em'? What a dumb question…

[Fuma realizing that Akari punches him in the arm a lot...]

Taiga, notices Fuma grinning: What are you smiling about?

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Geed: so does your girlfriend's dad still hate you?

Fuma: Seven does not hate me. He is just upset that I’m not any other man in existence.

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[When Giant! reader asks Hikari if Akari could shrink her back to normal with her size manipulation ability? after seeing Akari shrink Fuma down to human size while they were playing hide and seek with the other ultra teens. Hikari reluctantly sets up a meeting and immediately Akari reject's R/n's request.]

R/n: Why? You can do it, I saw you do it with that ninja kid!

Akari: Cos your body wouldn't handle it.

R/n: How would you know if you haven't even-

Akari: I have. The result was not pretty.

Hikari, apprehensive: You've tested your abilities on humans before?

Akari: A human, it was a one time thing on a criminal; a human trafficker. And it was supervised by Butcher and Milene.

R/n, annoyed: Well, what happened?

Akari: Things started out fine... Y'know, Without me bashing the guy's skull in for being a creep; I managed grow him to about 55 feet tall, After an hour of Q&A they told me to shrink him back down to normal.

Hikari: And?

Akari: Due to stress from the rapid shrinkage; His insides basically turned to soup.

R/n, blanches: Wh-

Akari: I touched his ankle, he shrank back down when Mile started asking him more questions; he wouldn't answer her then this pink sludge started leaking from his eyes, nose and ears and then he fell over.

Akari: Once we realized he was dead; Butcher decided to open him up right there and... Uh, have you see one of those grass bubbles being drained?

R/n, gags and throws her hands over her mouth: Please stop...

Akari: Sorry...On both accounts. If you want I can ultra size some extra clothes and few earth snacks if that'll cheer you up?

R/n: It would...*under her breath* Though, I don't think I'll be eating anything for a while...

{Hikari pats her on the back]

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[Akari and the Tri-squad are ghost hunting, the four are sitting around a pentagram with a flashlight in the center.]

Taiga: If you want to eat my heart, turn that light on!

*Nothing happens*

Fuma, holding an EVP teddy: I think this demon’s a wimp!

Titas: You both have lost your minds.

Fuma: Wanna see me lie on the pentagram?

Taiga: Hell yeah!

Fuma, lying down on the pentagram with the teddy: Here we go!

Akari: You’re crazy.

Fuma: Rock and roll, buckaroo!

[Zoffy who was acting as chaperone for the teens on their "Camping trip" thinks he's walked in on some kind of weird ritual they're preforming.]

Zoffy: What the the hell are you kids doing?