To someone who doesn't live in the UK and has only a very basic understanding of the different parties involved, pray could you provide a very brief rub-down of the election situation? Also a side question, where exactly did Rishi Sunak and the Tories in general fuck up? I've been getting a lot of British politics posts on my dash and I was curious. You seem like a reliable fellow to ask :)
Btw you really don't have to answer this ask if you don't want to or if it's too much work. In that case, could you point me in the right direction for some online resources I can refer to? Thank ye very much, cheers!
for context, I recieved this ask the day after the election, and somehow managed to miss it for 3 weeks. oops.
if you don't know how British elections work, here are three youtube videos from Jay Foreman which I recommend:
how elections work, how elections don't work, and the bit that isn't elected at all
very long post under the cut...
the british political parties
like the US, the UK is a two-party state. unlike the US, the UK has more than two relevant political parties. here they are, in order of seats won this year:
Labour Party (411 (63.2%) seats, with 33.7% of votes)
won this year's General Election.
led by kid starver, queer harmer Keir Starmer, namesake of this blog.
was the Big Left-Wing Party. has recently become the Big Party which Doesn't Stand for Anything, Really, Except for Winning Elections and Hurting Transgender People, due to Starmer's leadership.
oddly patriotic. wants to establish "Great British Railways" and "Great British Energy". Nobody really knows yet what they mean by this.
former leader Ed Miliband is the man in my pfp, pictured failing to eat a bacon sandwich. Some speculate that this photo was the reason he lost the election in 2015.
Conservative "Tory" Party (121 (18.6%) seats, with 23.7% of votes)
tonight's Big Loser.
led by fishy, dishy Rishi Sunak, but not for long, because they're electing a new leader on Halloween.
was the Big Right-Wing Party. is still the Big Right-Wing Party, but is now also an Embarrassment.
they were in power for 14 years until this election.
Directly responsible for this country's decline over the past... 14 years.
their colour is more of a dark blue, but Tumblr doesn't let me do that.
Liberal Democrat Party (72 (11.1%) seats, with 12.2% of votes)
returned to its rightful place as the Third Party.
led by Sir Ed Davey, who spent the election campaign bungee jumping, playing Jenga, and paddleboarding.
is the Centrist Party that Nobody Really Cares About.
somehow is more left-wing than Labour.
Scottish National Party (SNP) (9 (1.4%) seats, with 2.5% of votes)
tonight's Medium-Sized Loser.
led by John Swinney, who was also their leader like 20 years ago.
unsurprisingly, is the Scottish Independence Party. is also more left-wing than Labour.
their colour is yellow, but Tumblr doesn't let me do that.
Reform UK Ltd. (5 (0.8)% seats, with 14.3% of votes)
Fascist Cunts.
led by Nigel Farage.
not actually a political party, for some reason.
enough said. (for now)
Green Party (4 (0.6%) seats, with 6.7% of votes)
the one I voted for.
co-led by Carla Denyer and Adrian Ramsey.
the Actually Left-Wing Party. Their slogan is "real hope, real change" which sums it up.
Plaid Cymru (4 (0.6%) seats, with 0.7% of votes)
the SNP, but Welsh. (it's pronounced "Plad Cumry")
led by Rhun ap Iorweth. (pronounced "Rune app You're weth")
their colour is dark green, but Tumblr doesn't let me do that.
None of these parties run for election in Northern Ireland, which is part of the UK, but not part of Great Britain. NI is an entirely different situation which I don't know about.
so what actually Happened? Now that the scene is set, I'll go through the events that transpired, from the conservative landslide in 2019 to the conservative demise in 2024.
2019
the Conservatives don't have enough MPs who want to vote for their Brexit plan, so they call a snap general election. in the UK, our elections aren't at regular intervals. ONLY the Prime Minister decides when they happen, within a 5 year limit. this is important later...!
they win a massive landslide victory, with Boris Johnson as their PM. the SNP wins 48 out of 59 seats in Scotland.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn (affectionately known as Jezza) resigns, as does LibDem leader Jo Swinson.
2020
Keir Starmer takes over as Labour leader, and is immediately very boring. Labour gets more unpopular.
Jezza is kicked out of the Labour party, as are many of his supporters, on false allegations of antisemitism.
Boris finally "gets Brexit done" (this was his slogan.) The Tories get more popular. The Brexit Party changes its name to Reform UK, but they're still considered right-wing extremists
COVID happens. Everyone rallies round the flag. The Tories get more popular.
Boris gets COVID and nearly dies.
top conservative politicians hold parties in Downing Street, breaking their own lockdown rules, but shhhh! nobody knows about that yet! these keep happening until April 2021
The NHS begins to collapse a bit more than it already had, due to Conservative underfunding. The Tories get less popular.
Chancellor Rishi Sunak announces a program giving people discounts to eat out in restaurants. COVID cases spike. The Tories get less popular.
It's revealed that one of the top Tories, Dominic Cummings, broke lockdown rules by visiting family. The Tories get less popular.
End of year - Tories and Labour tied in the polls.
2021
the Queen's husband dies. She goes to his funeral, socially-distanced, alone. on the same day, more Downing Street parties are held.
not much else happens?? until December, when
people start to find out that the Tories were breaking their own rules by partying in Downing Street. Immediately, the Labour Party gains a 7% lead in the polls.
2022 - shit hits the fan
people are MAD about the lockdown parties. it's named Partygate and the police start to investigate.
Russia invades Ukraine. Boris tries to distract everyone by supporting Zelenskyy.
the police conclude their investigation. Boris Johnson becomes the first Prime Minister to have officially broken the law. as a firm punishment, he is fined.... £50. (so are Rishi Sunak, and lots of others.)
Everything gets expensive. Many people are now choosing between eating and heating their home.
Just after this happens, it's revealed that Johnson also gave promotions to a Tory who he knew had committed sexual assault. His cabinet revolts. He is forced to resign as Conservative Party leader. But because he is Prime Minister, he's the only one who can call an election, and he simply chooses not to! because he knows he'd lose!
The new Prime Minister is chosen not by the people, but by the Conservative Party members. people hate this.
Liz Truss beats Rishi Sunak in the final contest. She becomes Prime Minister.
The Queen dies.
Liz Truss crashes the economy. All hell breaks loose. The Labour Party now have a 25% lead in the polls.
The Daily Star starts a YouTube livestream - will Liz Truss leave office before this lettuce expires?
Liz Truss loses control of her MPs. She, too, is forced to resign, just 40 days after becoming PM! Because she doesn't have to call an election, she doesn't.
The lettuce won.
ONCE AGAIN it is up to the Conservative Party leadership to choose a Prime Minister... except nobody wants to be Prime Minister. Rishi Sunak becomes Prime Minister without being elected by ANYBODY
2023
not much extra happens, for a while. people are just sick and tired of the Tories
They decide it's a good idea to try and deport asylum seekers to Rwanda, because immigration is "too high".
Nicola Sturgeon gets bored of being a politician and resigns as SNP leader. Without a clear successor, the SNP destroys itself finding a new leader.
Nicola Sturgeon is also arrested on suspicion of having funnelled money out of the SNP to herself before she resigned! (she's cleared of suspicion, but the public gain a conception of the SNP being corrupt.)
Shit happens in Gaza. The Tories back Israel. Labour, having shifted massively to the right, also back Israel. People become unhappy with both of them, and still are today.
2024
A general election has to happen this year. The Tories are still 20% behind in the polls.
It's announced that the UK entered a small recession at the end of 2023.
Four asylum seekers are sent to Rwanda. They spent £700,000,000 on this.
Rishi constantly dodges questions about when the general election will be, simply saying it will come "in the second half" of the year. Most people think he means autumn.
He did not mean autumn. He calls an election for 4 July, but forgets to bring an umbrella in the process, and gets rained on.
Nigel Farage immediately takes control of Reform UK. (He's allowed to do that because it's technically a company, and as owner of said company he can do what he wants)
Reform UK surges in popularity, reaching 17% in the polls, just behind the Conservatives at 21%
Rishi leaves a D-day event halfway through to give an interview with a TV broadcaster, in which the multimillionaire claimed his childhood was hard because he didn't have Sky TV.
The Conservatives decide to cure their election woes by sending all 18-year-olds to National Service. (ie. military)
It's also revealed that many top Tories placed bets on the election being held on 4 July.
The Conservative Party loses voters to Labour on their left, and to Reform on their right.
election result analysis
where did it go wrong for the Tories? uh, everywhere.
where did it go right for Labour, though? depends who you ask...
voters decisively rejected the Conservatives, choosing either Reform, Labour, or LibDem instead.
however, they weren't enthusiastic about Labour instead. many Labour wins came about as a result of Reform splitting the right-wing vote in half.
polling suggests most people who voted Labour did so to remove the Tories from power.
Fewer people voted for Labour this year than in 2019, but they doubled their seats in Parliament. Our voting system is fucked.
The Green Party quadrupled its seat share. They have won in every seat they have targeted.
Five leftist independent MPs beat Labour in what were "safe" constituencies. One of them was Jeremy Corbyn!! What this shows is that people don't really like Labour, or that people really don't like Labour. They want something better.
The SNP is nearly wiped out in Scotland, despite getting 30% of the Scottish vote. Labour wins most seats in Scotland with 35% of the Scottish vote.
The "Party of Women" (which is literally just TERFs) got fewer votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party. Lmao.
19 people voted for Elmo in Keir Starmer's constituency.
More people voted for the Conservatives and Reform UK combined than they did for Labour. If Labour doesn't get its shit together, we could be in trouble.
what's happened since the election?
7 Labour MPs have already been kicked out of the party for voting to adopt measures to lift 1.6 million children out of poverty
pressure from Greens and independents led to Labour accepting the ICC's arrest warrant for Netanyahu and stopping some arms sales to Israel's genocide.
what happens next?
the Tories choose a new leader on Halloween. other than that? fuck knows lmao. what the 2019-2024 parliament tells us is that anything can happen. as mentioned before, we don't even know when the next election is.
where exactly did Rishi Sunak and the Tories in general fuck up?
you tell me
i also realise just now, after typing all that out, that you asked for a "very brief rub-down" of what happened............. yeah my bad
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